Yep, definitely more confused and thrilled right now that I've been soo busy that I've got two chapters to read. I'd say more, but I'm rushing onward to the next one to see if it holds more answers cause I'm impatient like that. But this one was great and definitely had me in tears again. Alice and Rose especially!

Wow. I seem to say that a lot with this story. But Wow.

If there is an award for Best Bella Vamp Transformation Chapter, you soooo deserve it. Before we really even get to the meat of this chapter (i.e. finding out what the hell happened at that hospital) I was enthralled with Izzy's account of her change. Talking to herself about how she was crazy for talking to herself, believing herself to be in purgatory and listing all of her sins, lol, especially about the speeding bit.   *frantically flipping through Bible to make sure speeding isn't mentioned*   :)

Then she wakes up with Tanya and the weird new vamp guy and we finally get our questions answered and oh holy crap what a plot twist. That was some seriously creative thinking to come up with that twisty shit!

And even though you have completely changed me into a Tanya lover (she was sooo sweet saving Iz like she did and taking that huge risk for her) for this story, I have to admit that it was pretty funny when Izzy was kicking her ass. But I'm glad they like each other now and that we've got some fun times coming between Iz and her new 'mom'.

I loved how her first thought when she found out about the Cullens not knowing about any of Tanya's activities, her first though is that Alice is gonna be pissed. I'm actually looking forward to the wrath of Alice, it should be quite interesting and humorous.

I adored Izzy's  ADD vamp disorder. And the whole little bit with Tanya getting the tree seat made and then Iz realizing she could do that do and wanting her own tree. She had decided not to be a vamp before this, but I think she's gonna make one hellofa great vampire. I cannnot wait to see her and Emmett together now!

And she refused to wait on Edward and made Tanya call him. Awww, I loved that. I'm really looking forward to their reunion as well and him realizing that she's alive....kinda.

You've fully earned the trust for all those whacked out, emotional, heartfail, chapters that you put us through. Yeah, completely forgiven for those now, lol.

If ya couldn't tell by now, I LOVED IT!

Candy...yumm. Lol. See? I took a piece. Late, but still.

And mental confusion in a story? From JayJayHale? No...never expected that, lol.

Seriously though, I though the Eddie and Izzy reunion was terrific! Little details that I totes loved were finding out that Alice went through a fur fetish, poor Tanya's horrible attempts at keeping Edward out of her head, Edward thinking Izzy would be wanting to piss him off even in Heaven, and the 'hey dickhead, she ain't breakable anymore' comment. :D

I was worried for a minute there though, I though you were gonna end up cockblocking us, lol. But that crisis was averted. ;)

Can't wait for Izzy vs. the Cullens, round 1!!!! Ding, ding...bring it on! 

Cuddles back to ya for another terrific chapter!

I'm not sure where to start with this one, lol. I'm sooo freaking happy that you ended with Emmett, especially him getting to use one of his signature DDwtDH lines. This chapter was honestly like the absolute perfect ending for this story. Absolutely perfect. And it is definitely official now that the Z girl and Eddie-boy pwn Bella and Edward! Totally. ;D

I loved getting in all the great Cullen family moments here at the end. I loved Carlisle getting to be a smartass, Esme getting to be angry, Rose being motherish to her husband, Alice getting visually scarred, Jasper getting horny (horny little empath, hehehe), and of course Emmett being.... Emmett!

As this story has been all along, this chapter was hilarious, kick-ass, but yet still kinda touching. I'm so going to miss it now!

Thanks for taking us all on this wonderful adventure with you! Good luck with your little bundle of joy that's on the way!

Yay! I wanna touch Edward's boner, lol. Just got started reading and I'm so in love with this story. I do know myself pretty well though so I'm not really surprised that I think sick pervert Edward is hot, lol. Another fic I was reading (Perspective by ekimmuh, a totally great story that really stays true to canon in an interesting way) Edward was surprised that Bella didn't mind the thought of oral sex and was thinking about the how differently men view sex than women. I laughed. I'll admit I guess I have the mind of a man-whore too, but then again so do  most of my friends, so at least I'm not lonely in my perverted little world, lol.

Anyway, the story is great. The band, the attraction between Bella and Edward, the rule, Edward's near-constant boner......ahhhh what a great story. And I totally love your Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as well. I hope Edward can prove his love to all of them. Can't wait for more of this! Keep the perviness coming! :D

In the words of Edward, this chapter was abso-fucking-lutely marvelous, lol. This story is quickly becoming one of my favorites and while his inner monologue may annoy him, I fucking love Edward's inner monologue. His commentary and reactions are priceless. For some reason, I am wondering if Emmett may not mind if Edward and Bella hooked up. I mean if they are so set against Edward not running Bella off with his manwhoring ways, they really didn't do much to keep them apart. And I absolutely loved jealous, caveman Edward here. I'm seriously getting so excited everytime I see a new update on this story and reading the chapter through twice before reviewing. Can't wait for more of it!!!!!!!!!!

Are you crazy? Of course we want more! Lol. And for the record, longer chapters are never a bad thing with a story this good! This chapter was definitely "smile and butterfly inducing"!  It made me all giggly and happy and smiley! :D

I loved the dream lemon at the beginning. I'm not sure how I knew, but I figured it was a dream, but it was still HOT and yeah we needed a lemon and it was still a little soon for a real one. So this was the perfect solution! Plus it left Edward all kinds of flustered hearing Bella have a sex dream. I was wondering if she had said his name or not as well, but then her little comment later (“If I thought about you like a brother, my dream last night would be illegal.”) kinda proved that a moot question since he definitely knows who was in her dream now! BTW- I totally loved that she told Edward that and his reaction to it was too cute!!! Edward being all flustered and sweet and fresh from the shower is totally win!

I guess my guess about Emmett not minding a relationship between Edward and Bella was way, way off base, lol. Maybe I was giving him too much credit, lol. It was kinda cute how Bella saw him being a big brother and their little moment in the kitchen and all. But I'm still so happy that Bella got him to stop punching Edward's beautiful face! And the way the boys apologize to each other was great. In fact that entire little scene was terrific.

Then Bella and Edward working on the set list together was more terrific. I love the changes in it and in Edward. I can imagine how shocked they are all gonna be about him so willingly changing so much of the list.

Absolutely loved Bella/Alice time as well. “Jesus titty fucking Christ, Bella!  Did you sleep in his bed?”- Hands down, my favorite line in this chapter! I loved the whole thing with Alice not believing they hadn't slept together and Bella proving to her that they had just talked and Alice crying and hugging Bella and being not on an "Edward/Bella friendship high", but an "Edward finally found the right girl and is changing for the better" high.

I adored that just as Bella was wondering what Edward was doing and feeling a little jealous, he texted her and then invited her over and did it all so sweetly too. Too funny that he asked Em's permission and then how Em escorted Bella to the bedroom and opened the door and acted all chaperone-ish, I was LMAO! That smiles and butterflys thing definitely came into play when Edward was sitting on his bed all happy and excited about Bella being there and telling her it was how he wanted to spend every night!

Wonderful, amazing chapter! I'm so excited for more of this story!

I'm now soooo even happier that these two chapters posted together because this one definitely ended much better than the last one. I loved Edward being all cheesy (You complete me <3 ) and girly and HSMish. One of my favorite scenes in this chapter was Edward's interaction with Emmett and Rose after he returned to the apt from Bella's. Rose definitely knows somethings up, lol.

I liked Edward's song choice and his method for getting his point across to Bella and I absolutely love Alice. She was terrific here.

And Jake's an asshole! I knew he was! :) I enjoy being right. Yeah, I know I'm probably being too harsh on him, but oh well... :D

And the end made up for it. I loved the end of this one, even though I couldn't help being all girly and wanting them to talk about things too. But that just leaves me anticipating the next chapter even more!

Awesome, amazing, wonderful set of chapters here! Thanks so much for two at once! Can't wait for more! 

I have decided that guilt is a wonderful emotion, hehe. Updates and loving from Edward.....two of my favorite things, lol. And I must be honest I have adored Sweetward in the past chapters, but I'm absolutely thrilled to see Pervward returning...."and if that makes me a perv, then so be it." :D  I really love how you write the lemons.....all sexy and loving, but yet kinda snarky at the same time. Your chapters always make me smile so much.

Loved the whole "we should put clothes on"......."two hours later" thing. And Edward being a panty thief and Bella liking it is totally win. Pervs rule, lol.

Edward making French toast in his t-shirt and boxers is enough to send anyone into a happyplace lala land state. I can completely understand Bella's future fantasies starring Edward after seeing him in that pretty little domestic setting.

"Although the plowing was DEFINITELY going to have to happen soon"  hehe....can't wait for that. I might be as excited for the plowing as B and E! lol.

Loved that Em almost caught them making out. I definitely agree with Bella that this sneaking around is going to be quite difficult for them. I'm wondering who will be the first out of the group to catch them. Imagining it will probably be Alice...since Alice knows everything, lol....but that won't be too bad cause I'd think Alice probably would just help them along with their scheme.

Brunch was definitely interesting. It was so sweet that Em was ready to kick Jake's ass for Bella as well, even though he really liked Jacob. And the phone ringing like a bad sitcom was too funny.

That hot kiss was even hotter with Em just in the other room. Why, oh why, does sneaking around have to be so damn sexy? Lol.  "Game on" and I can't wait! Absolutely LOVED it as always!!!!!

Hot! Sweet! and still humorous! This chapter definitely had it all. And the lemon was fantastic....definitely cold-shower-inducing! So no worries, you can definitely do lemons! And hopefully that won't be your last one either! :D

Bella being a horny, devilish little vixen was totally kick-ass. Her putting Edward's hand on her panties was totally hot. And his reaction was priceless. The making out on the hood of the Porsche was very HOT as well. Gah, that's a wonderful scene to have in your mind....beautiful car and beautiful man together! :D

"Yeah, Bella—those aren’t my keys. Fuck. Inside NOW!"----ROFLMAO! And that happened again when Bella informed Edward that he wasn't a fucking Jonas brother, lol. Note to self....don't cockblock Bella, she gets pissy.

But Edward may just deserve sainthood status for not only stopping himself from taking what he wanted, but also potentially incurring the wrath of Bella as he stopped her from taking what she wanted....all to make sure she knew he loved her and that it wasn't just fucking for him, which was totally sweet.

The "I love you"s were almost as good as the lemon. ;)  They were sweet and yet totally true to the characters of Edward and Bella in this chapter. And I might have mention that I enjoyed the lemon, hmm?

And if that wasn't enough to make you jealous of Bella...she also gets the other Cullen man comforting her and telling her that he loves her. It was kinda cute when she remarked as to how both of them had confessed their love for her, even though one was in a brotherly manner and one totally wasn't brotherly.

And the message from Jacob....he's definitely an ass and yet his rambling apology almost made me feel sorry for him. Almost, lol, but not quite. Although it was all better when Emmett comforted her! I want Brother Bear too!  :p

Besides, Thanksgiving with the Cullen family is sooo much better than her going to Billy and Jacob's for Thanksgiving. I cannot wait for that little trip. I have a feeling that Bella and Edward will find it even more difficult to hide stuff from Esme. After all, as the old saying goes "A mother always knows". So it should definitely be interesting. I'm also looking forward to the progression of Bella and Edward's relationship since they've declared their feelings for each other and made love. I'm sure there are lots of interesting things to come for these two!

I continue to be amazed at how well you combine the love, lust, and humor in your chapters. This chapter especially was HOT and yet still made me laugh and made me go "awwww".  You're a very gifted writer to be able to go from hot lemon, to sweet words, to a funny line as seamlessy as you do...I've seen many stories that just haven't been able to manage that transition.

So...no more concerns! You're fabulous and the story is fabulous! Just keep the chapters coming for us! Please? :D

Firstly, sorry my review is so much later than usual....real life combined with Sookie Stackhouse and the MTV Movie awards actually managed to drag me away from my stories for a few days, lol. Anyways, so sorry to hear about you getting vandalized. That totally sucks, but I glad all your reviews were able to make you feel some better. :P

Amazing chapter as always. I was really surprised that Bella and Edward went dressed as Pocahontas and John Smith....or excuse me, Captain John Smith. Captain, hehe.....all I could think of was "Do you got a little Captain in you?" and replying to myself, "No, Bella's got a LOT of Captain in her! Lucky Bitch!"  Yeah, I need to stop reviewing at 3 and 4 in the morning, lol.

I was totally cracking up when the all started quoting the lines from their respective movies, especially Em being dressed as Woody and using Buzz's line and Bella's tentative Pocahontas quote said like a question. Also loved that Edward liked getting to have a sword. All I could think of was that cute teenage guy in Never Been Kissed that has the sword and when he and Drew Barrymore are dancing and she's spouting some philosophically deep shit and then asks what he's thinking about and his reply: "My sword". I could totally picture Edward doing that here, but with Bella having a smartass comeback about it.

Now first of all I have to say that I am completely hetero, but it was really fucking hot when Bella and Rose started making out on the dance floor. Poor Edward never stood a chance. Bella should definitely thank Rose, lol.

And Alice caught them! Yay! My first guess was right, I think, lol. Can't wait to see what happens next, and hopefully we should be finding out soon since you've hit over a 1000 reviews, right? Lol. :D

Congrats on getting to that mark though. I know it's got to be a milestone in reviews that any writer can be proud of. Hope your weeks gotten better and thanks for such an amazing, wonderful chapter! :D

Wow, it was a little weird seeing Emmett being the responsible adult type person here, lol. Not his usual role, lecturing on being smart. Although it did go along very well with his normal big brother role. It kinda got me that he was so hurt by their actions....I mean I've loved the secret and sneaking around and all, but poor Emmett! 

I loved, loved, loved, loved the phone conversation with Esme and Carlisle, especially a swearing Carlisle! Again not something that you see too often, lol, but very fun to hear. I can't wait for the gang to get there.

I was really wondering too why it took so long for Edward to declare his feelings for Bella and why Em and Jazz didn't call him out on that. Bella tells them several times that she's in love with Edward, but he really didn't say the same until almost the end, unless Em and Jazz just were able to see that Edward loves Bella or inferred that he must when he didn't react unpleasantly to her calling him bunny. Either way though, I am glad that he did finally declare his love for her as he's been wanting to know and I did enjoy them being all lovey-dovey.

Loved, loved, loved, loved it as always and I'm so looking foward to Thanksgiving! :D

Ohmygosh, you and your friend sound just like me and my friends, lol. It is pretty horrible when you think of talking dirty and flashback to a scene with Edward from FF, lol.  Thanks for sharing that story with us!

I think your version of Carlisle may just be my favorite version of him ever! Emmettx20 indeed! Him and Em running to meet each other in slow motion and then him checking Bella out and flirting with...lol.  And poor Bunny getting all jealous of his dear old Dad was priceless. :D

It really made me feel better about my Edward and Jasper fantasies from last chapter when Bella started having some ideas of her own about Edward and Carlisle, lol. I love pervs, really I do; they make me feel much more normal.

Esme was also super cool here and Edward better get Alice a crown for being the best sister ever. I mean seriously, she helped him get washing machine sex!  I loved Bella's comment on how only they would have their most romantic moment in that situation.

And I have to admit that I was thinking that DVD was going to be something totally different than what it was, with Bella keeping it as a surprise and Edward being all excited about her bringing it to a family holiday and her dismay about watching it with a HUGE screen and surround sound....well, I guess you can probably imagine what type of DVD I thought it was, lol. Hey, I already admitted to being a perv. :D

Loved that Em and Eddie finally reconciled completely and that Em was able to see how much Edward loves Bella. That big teddy bear! *sighs happily*

With this bunch, I can't wait to see what happens at Thanksgiving dinner! :D Amazing chapter as always!