There is real life, then there's Real Life.

We all know that Rob and Kristen belong together. So what happens when that finally happens, just years down the road? Enter Ever After . . .

A series of one-shots, that are tied together by the moments that make up a couple's life together. Add a few 'sex-haired' babies and some Twilight friends for fun.

Rated NC-17 because you just never know when the lemon muse will show up.

A new series from  jakeward and the shrew.

*stories will not be necessarily be in chronological order. Cause that's how we roll. :)

"She's having a baby; I'm having a breakdown."

For them, it was love at first fight. Edward and Bella can’t seem to get along—even when their lives get thrown together and then torn apart. Can they survive it all or will they end up killing each other? M for dirty talking, swearing, and misbehaving.

Bella takes a trip to Vegas with her roommates Alice and Rosalie. After one wild night, Bella's life is turned upside down. A marriage certificate, a pregnancy, and a best friend in ICU send Bella and her friends into a whirlwind of emotions. Canon pairings and future LEMONS!

Much thanks to readergoof and annamorphos (respectively) for the awesome banners!  Also, to Project Team Beta for taking this story on!  You all are the best!

Bella Swan works at a child care center and Edward Cullen is the single dad she falls in love with.

They have everything they ever dreamed of: a great house, vast amounts of money, everything said money can buy, a family that they adore and adores them, people who would do absolutely anything for them - whether they want to or not - and the shared desire to be the most feared and powerful family in their town and the towns surrounding it.

Their name is Cullen, crime is their business and family is their life.

There’s just one problem: when you’re at the top, there’s always someone who’d like to knock you down.

Welcome to their world; make yourself at home.

We all must applauded JayJayHale for making the fabulous banner.

Rated for the over use of the ‘F’ word and many other words that can be referred to by initial. Also there happens to be quite a lot of violence and references to things little children should not know about. Oh yeah, let’s not forget the vast amount of law-breaking.

*The Family is temporarily on hold, I do hope to continue with it at some point, but I have no free time to do so at the moment. I'm very sorry about this.*

Set in Breaking Dawn during Bella's change. Edward's meets his new daughter for the first time. Fluff. One-shot.

Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together.  They have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll? 

Sometimes love sneaks up and gangbangs you from behind.

Zack and Miri Crossover.  Expect crude language, crass behavior, crack-ish humor, and smut.  If that's not your thing, f*** off and go read some angsty s***.

Thanks to ms_ambrosia for the wonderful banner!

Edward's father, the Duke of Devonshire, dies leaving very specific conditions on his will. In order to take possession of his inheritance Edward must marry a woman with a title.

Lady Isabella Swan, daughter of the Earl of Bridgewater is facing serious monetary problems after her father's death. All she has to her name is her title and the house she and her mother inhabit. She's desperate to find a solution to her problems which comes in the form of Edward's marriage proposal. Set in England, 1850.

Banner made by me :)