The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny Roo and the Edward-centric blondie!

Amazingly in canon - believe it or not!

What if Bella hadn't moved her junior year with her father.  Instead she moved with her mother to Florida.  Upon visting her father before leaving for college she encounters two members of the Cullen Family.  Alice's vision tells her that Bella would change their lives forever. 

Edward's first encounter with Bella is 30,000 feet in the air on the way to Darthmouth.  With no means of escape will he be able to resist the temptation of her blood?  Or will he bring the whole plane down for a taste?

  ~Edward's POV: Chapter 2

I closed my eyes to listen to the tones of voices around me. I heard at least one hundred passengers. It would be a massacre. Could I really justify destroying all the lives of everyone on this plane just to taste her blood?

It’s been five years since Bella gave birth to Renesmee and became a vampire. Now it’s time for the Cullens to leave Forks, WA, and Nessie takes advantage of the opportunity to experience life… as normally as she possibly can. By chance she meets a man who captivates her attention and affections. Even when she learns about his troubled past, she can’t help the attraction she feels for him. True to the imprinting, Jacob remains her confidant and best friend, sounding board and shoulder to cry on. Will she choose a life with a human, or will she see what has been right in front of her all her life?

Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).

Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.

One and a half years. That’s how long it's been since Edward Cullen had banished himself and his family from Isabella Swan’s life, from Forks, from the one place they truly felt at home. 

A lot can change in that small amount of time, and it becomes painfully apparent to the Cullen’s when they come face to face with the girl they left behind, only she’s not the same girl anymore.

In an effort to protect herself from the pain of her past, she has become more confident, self assured and fierce. She’s a fighter now and their fate, along with many others, now rests in her hands.

Will she save them or punish them for past grievances?

AU set during New Moon

Let me set everyones mind at ease about the coupling in this story. It IS completely CANON. That means that no matter what I may make it look like between Bella and Marcus by the end of this fic Edward and Bella will be together again...well sort of. 

Even the purest of wishes don’t often come true. This is the story of one that did. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest.

"Platonic.  It’s the easiest way to describe our relationship.  Jasper looked on with amusement, not saying anything to confirm or deny my statement.  Way to back me up there, buddy."  AH/somewhat canon couples One-shot written for the Twilight 25 writing challenge