AU-Human.  Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights - or lose his beloved Volvo. He's convinced it'll be a piece of cake. Of course, that was before sex kitten Bella moved to Forks, and set her sights solely on the delectable Edward Cullen.  NC-17 for extreme profanity, and ridiculously smutty sexy time.

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

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When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...

Set after Breaking Dawn. The Cullens have moved out of Forks, and settled in Prince Rupert, Canada. All is well for a few months, until, Alice has a vision that causes a frenzy in the Cullen household.

A series of events happens in a matter of a few days, and their lives are turned upside down. Who is behind all the chaos? The reason behind this turmoil is rooted in the past. The past that Bella knows very little about.

Bella makes the decision to leave Phoenix forever after a tragic accident. Seeking a fresh start, she heads to the small town of Forks to live with Charlie. The cold numbness that has imprisoned Bella's heart begins to subside when she finds herself falling for the only person at Forks High School capable of tearing down her walls.

Canon pairings, AU for loosely following Twilight original plot. Some angst -- especially in the beginning.

We've all turned the pages on the four blank months in New Moon. Edward left Bella in the woods and told her didn't want her anymore; his arrogance expected that she would just move on with her life. What he never expected was that she wouldn't be able to move on any more than he would. An angry Bella is something he couldn't fathom. What he didn't take into account is that Bella believes that true love is worth fighting for, and she's going to fight to keep Edward and her family. The Cullen abandonment hurt her deeply, but she's turned that pain into rage. What will happen when Bella decides to let them know she's not willing to let them walk away and leave her behind? How will they handle one mere human girl that's extremely pissed off, and willing to do whatever takes to bring them back? The saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" has never rang more true. Bella's angry and on the warpath. Not even a clan of vampires will be able to stop her.

"My heart may have fractured when he left me, but I adamantly refuse to let it shatter. I'm stronger than that, and I'm ready to get nasty. This is going to be a side your family has never seen out of me. I hope you're prepared, because when I'm done taking your stupid, arrogant brother down a few notches, I'm coming after you. Yes, you heard me correctly. You may be small, fast, and graceful, but I'm filled with enough rage at this point to go vampire on your pixie, ballerina ass!"  ~Bella - Chapter 2: Voicemails

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When Edward leaves Bella in the beginning of New Moon, his decision sets off a spiral of tragic consequences. Edward and Jacob attempt to protect Bella, but there are some things that they can't protect her from.

Rated for occasional profanity, sensitive topics, and sexual content

Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pentup rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OCC.

Set during New Moon, crossover with the film 30 Days of Night. When Bella travels to Barrow, Alaska to attend her cousin's wedding, she unwittingly steps into one of the most dangerous situations of her life. This story will extend well beyond the traditional 30 Days of Night storyline to include how the ramifications of what happens in Barrow affect Bella's relationships with all of the Cullens.

*Warning -  Some chapters contain graphic violence*

For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. AU lemon-fest.  Canon and non-canon pairings, but no permanent splitting of canon couples.

This story contains very adult themes and includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and some M/M slash later.

This story earns its NC-17 rating folks!!

A big thank you to DiamondHeart for her guidance (read Moonshadow!), and to my beta, MsKathy!

Edward is the resident tortured bad boy at the Catholic high school of St. Teresa's Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down?

AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.