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Penname: The Infamous Izzy [Contact]
Real name: Elizabeth
Status: Member
Member Since: July 17, 2009
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I live in Grain Valley, Missouri, with my fiancee, his parents, and my daughter. She is my WORLD.


I don't have any works published, here or anywhere else, but I am working on one fic that I've been toying with the idea of publishing.  I've never let anyone read my work before, so it's hard whther or not to decide to publish.


I love to read, I always have. My family says I'm a bit of a Bella, due to my clumsy, awkward nature, as well as my love for books and sheer spite to all things athletic. 


Of course, I wonder, if I'm such a Bella, then where the hell is MY Edward?


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Reviews by The Infamous Izzy
 
Summary: Feature

Dark Side of the Moon banner

Thanks Roo, for the amazing banner! 

And more keep coming in!  Thanks to m81170 for this lovely piece of art:

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Here's another amazing pic that fits in with Dark Side of the Moon perfectly -thank you to JohannaL for ID'ing the author:  http://smirks-works.livejournal.com/ check out her (I assume) other manips - she's a genius!

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Updated November, 2009

This story is now COMPLETE!

Dark Side of the Moon is my version of New Moon from Edward’s point of view.  Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be. 

This tormented story has been a part of my life for about a year and a half – and what a ride it’s been!  Meant to be canon and in character, I hope you enjoy angsty Edward and his suffering during New Moon.  As unhappy as Bella was during this time, Edward suffered so much more (I think).  So be sure and crack open a fresh box of tissues before reading!

 Thank you to everyone for all the reviews, especially to those of you who reviewed each and every chapter!  Your support and loyalty have been the driving force to me getting this project finished – and I hope it’s lived up to all of your expectations.

Love you all,

blondieakarobin

PS.  As one last thank you, I’ve posted a formatted, printable copy of Dark Side of the Moon at http://bit.ly/2vLHMi, as will also post as an electronic version suitable for viewing on a kindle or MobiReader.  I’m also posting a ‘Director’s Cut’ that includes citations of all of Bella’s quotes from Twilight, research notes, and even funny comments from my betas in this version in the same directory.

blondie

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Use of the dialog from the series is just for clarity - Stephenie Meyer owns all things twilight!  I'm making absolutely nothing from this work.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 163080
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2008 Updated: February 26, 2010


Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: The End

AHHH! It's even worse when he leaves her when it's in his pov.

Very well written. New Moon was actually the first of the Saga that I read, as I was unaware of there being a book previous to that.

It's nice to see how the split went under Edward's POV. Of course, now I wanna throw stuff, but, hey. Ya get what ya get. ANd I know he comes back so..

You're awesome. Your story is awesome...AWESOME!

 
Seducing Ms Swan by Rialle Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3032]
Summary:

 

AU Post-New Moon.

Bella never jumped, Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back. Six years later, Bella is struggling to make a new life for herself as a teacher in Rochester, New York. How will she fare when a very familiar student crops up in her classroom? Will she be able to remain professional, or will old ties get in the way?

Edward is convinced that getting Bella back is just a matter of 'persuasion', but Bella isn't prepared to be that cooperative. What's more, she's in the grip of a dark secret which threatens to prevent her from loving ever again.

Bella Swan is slipping under...

ALSO POSTED ON FANFICTION.NET


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 124383
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: July 25, 2010


Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 03, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: War in a Waiting Room

I wants updates! *sending creative flow your way* Entrance us with your words yet again!!!!

 
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 127]
Summary:

Bella’s courage does have its limits.   The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come.  Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3702
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: June 21, 2008


Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROTFLMMFAO! that was great.awesome.excellent,hillarous...wow. lol, wow!!!

 
Farewell by starcrossdlover Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 932]
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It's Bella's 18th birthday, and what does she want more than immortality? Her darling Edward's loving company—minus the clothing. To her surprise, Edward caves and when Bella gets some, she gets WAY more than she bargained for. Cue Edward's standard self-sacrificing departure, a snarky, homicidal Victoria with some powerful connections, and a new Bella who grows a belly and a backbone and goes on her own little hunting trip in Denali to find answers.

Farewell is a twisted tale where everything is not always as it seems. There is an underlying current of betrayal that may knock your socks off on one or two occasions. A FRIENDLY WARNING: This story is not full of fluffy bunnies and rainbows and unicorns. It has the tendency to be very dark, in both drama and humor, on some occasions. If you choose to read, well, welcome to the dark side lovelies...

Special thanks to randigiles for helping me straighten out my synopsis. You rock, babe!

 


Categories: AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charlie, Chelsea, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Irina, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Kate, Lauren, Marcus, Other Character, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: No Word count: 214439
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2008 Updated: January 13, 2011


Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: My Sweet Prince

Very well written. I liked very much! TENS!



Author's Response:

Thank you for your kindness, your rating and your review! This was my first attempt at writing fiction, and the "lemon" of the chapter was a little difficult for me to get through, but it seems to have been well received, and that makes me very VERY happy. I would say I hope to hear from you again, but judging from my inbox, I think I will soon :) Thanks and happy reading! :)

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: The Suitcase Song

OMG. No waaay... This is getting very interesting indeed. TENS!



Author's Response:

Hehe...I'm glad you find it interesting! I tried to give the story a bunch of twists and turns that would make it enjoyable, and I hope you will continue to be intrigued by it! Thank you for the review! :)

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Hide and Seek

No fair. I got all weepy and now my roomates think I'm crazy, lmao. SO suspenseful! I love it!



Author's Response:

hahahaha...you are not the only one, i promise you. i will sit in my room reading and at random moments burst out in laughter or start sighing in sadness and my boyfriend will look at me like i'm from a planet full of crazy people. by now he knows to just shake his head and leave me alone until i finish reading. hehe. i'm glad you're finding it suspenseful, and i hope that the suspense only continues to grow! happy reading and thanks for the review (all of them!) :)

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Doctor

lmfao @ the c/e notes. Very creative, lol. Very "biting," if i may say so lol



Author's Response:

hahaha WOW. i'm such a nerd sometimes (and proud of it!). when you mentioned the end notes, i couldn't remember exactly what i wrote so i went to the chapter's site and read it and just shook my head at how strange i can be :) i'm glad it made you laugh though because, lord knows, with this story you need a laugh from time to time, right? hehe. thanks for the review! :)

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: I'm Jealous

..................NUH FREAKING UH!! You did NOT just kill off Jasper!!! .omg.



Author's Response:

i technically didn't say that i killed jasper, now did i? but i also didn't say that i didn't, so you'll just have to wait and see. most readers were under the same impression that you are, and they were not at all happy about it. i got threats on my life if i didn't fix this...but considering very few readers actually know where i'm from, i decided that starving monkeys and evil death glares were not coming my way, so I kept writing this angsty mess the way I wanted to. i hope you won't hate it TOO much. hehe. thanks for the review! :)

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Set Me Free

...Emmett? But....But.....He's the big brother! Im freaking bawling over here, wtf?! But it was written well. Heart wrenchingly, horribly well. :( tens though!



Author's Response:

i know, i know. the big brother, the lovable teddy bear, the prankster, the protector. he was also extremely fun to write and, i assure you, i was sad to write his demise. but it had to happen this way. i'm glad you decided to rate based on the way I wrote rather than the specifics of WHAT i wrote. some readers were so made at me that they gave me a 1 and that kind of knocks my shaky confidence WAAAAY down to see that. but i stand by my decision to write this story this way, and i'm glad that you are one of the awesome readers that are sticking with it! thank you so much for your review! :)

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Silence

Yay! Smiles are on the way!!!



Author's Response:

they absolutely are! and not a moment too soon, right. i figured that readers needed a mini break from all the angst and suspense and sadness, so it was time to welcome baby cullen to the family. i hope you will smile at how she is received, especially by edward. :) thanks for the review! :)

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Lightning Crashes

Awww. Tiny little Emmalie. I like that. :D TENS!



Author's Response:

yay! you like the name! it made me nervous at first because i wasn't sure what readers were going to think of it, but i don't think anyone has told me that they didn't like it yet. it just seemed so fitting...a mixture of emmett and rosalie...a constant reminder of love and loyalty and family and the importance of protecting them. i hope this chapter DID manage to make you smile! :) thanks for the review! :)

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: The Last Sunrise

lol. i'd give you an extra five points for the catchy lil song at the end.



Author's Response:

haha...you might not if you knew where the "hey hey hey" jingle originated from. let's just say my boyfriend infuses my nerdiness with lovely additions of his own (for which i am USUALLY thankful because where would i be if i never knew the comedic brilliance of monty python or the cheesy goodness of star wars and red dwarf?) and one of those additions involved a cd full of "music" from a cartoon called space ghost. the tune for my little end note song came because i was sitting at my desk with the annoying melody of the song about beans running through my mind and i NEEDED to get it out, pronto. so i kept the tune, changed the words and BAM! end note song and a cleared head. oh well, at least it wasn't about a cucumber. (yeah, just...don't ask)

...and now that i have responded in a completely tangential, off-topic way, i'd like to say that i hope you will continue to read and enjoy this story and i hope to hear from you again because i love to read your thoughts. it's been a while since i have updated, but that is because my life started snowballing into a big, ugly mess of busy-ness and it certainly doesn't help that i'm working on about four new chapters at one time...but i hope to have an update ready not too long after you reach the last posted chapter! happy reading! :)

 
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After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give him back a little of what he's been dishing out.  This time, Emmett may have bitten off more than he can chew.

 

 

Family humour.  Various POVs. 

 

 

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Thank you, Blondie, for the awesome banner . . . and the instructions on how to use it!

 

 

 


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 31879
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2008 Updated: November 21, 2009


Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed
Date: August 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - The Instigator

it had to cut off there! cant wait for more! 

“Stow it in yer porthole, ya bilge rat!” lmfao.

 
Snowed In by eclipsedawn Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5322]
Summary: Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin?

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 88293
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2010


Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Tour

lmao....bed for sale. extremely comfortable, comes with frame, sheets, pillows, blankets...AND EDWARD!!.....Naaaaaked....lmao.

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Spark

DZZZT! I shock you!!! Like it. ^_^ Good chapter!

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed
Date: January 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Coming Clean

So now I gotta get Twister to play with my fiance...think we could have some fun there...thanks for the idea!!!

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed
Date: January 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Intimacy

mmm....uncontrollable bladder...funny stuff. it made me lol for real.

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed
Date: January 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 28: Reunion

TWISTER MAT!!! YAY!!!

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Finally

YAY! I love happy endings. YOu rule hard with awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Breathe Again by Ysar Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5448]
Summary: Feature

You know those fics where Edward doesn't come back and Bella forgets about him and five seconds later she's in bed with Jacob and none of it makes any damn sense?
Yeah, this isn't one of them.

This story picks up from the moment in New Moon when Jacob has driven Bella home after the cliff diving incident, right before he catches the scent of Alice. Only in this telling, Alice wasn't looking, so there's no sudden appearance at Bella's house, no Rosalie calling Edward and sending him on a suicidal mission to Volterra, and no reason for Bella to do anything but believe that Edward didn't love her anymore. This is simply a story of what might have happened if everyone stayed mostly in character and Edward's return was delayed. Yes, delayed. Because we all know that he was "this close" to coming back on his own anyhow.
So what would have happened if Bella had tried to move on with her life?  Would she have found happiness with Jacob?  And would Edward be too late?

* First in a series of stories


~I thought of Jacob’s warm arms wrapped around me, his infectious laughter, and his ability to keep me from falling to pieces again… The pain choking my heart relaxed and I could breathe.~

 

~“More than anything,” I whispered, not caring what I'd just agreed to. When it came to Bella, it didn't matter what the question was. I just wanted.~

Winner of:

Best Author, Most Romantic, Favorite Jacob, Most Suspenseful, & Best WIP in the Wolfpack Awards | Best Non-Canon Pairing (Incomplete) and Best WIP in the Moonlight Awards | Best During the Series in the Razzle Dazzle Awards | The Storyteller Award in the Shimmer Awards | Best JacobxBella in the Silent Tear Awards  


Categories: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, AU Characters: Bella, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: A Blazing Sun
Chapters: 76 Completed: No Word count: 164405
[Report This] Published: December 07, 2008 Updated: September 11, 2010


Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Peace: Bella's POV

lmao. LOVED the popcorn thing. so embry.

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 50: Unrest: Jacob's POV

I think that this is a wonderfully constructed, well written fanfic. Definitely one of the better fics on the site. I'll admit, at times the POV back-and-forth gets old, but it IS interesting to see how Bella and Jacob perceive things differently, so most times, it's worth it. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

Oh yeah! *sends gigantic humongous virtual teddy bear* Now you get reviews, ratings, AND imaginary stuffed toys. ^_^

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 51: Quiet: Bella's POV

Ohhh, you're definitely making it hard on this Team Edward girl...I've ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS loved vampires (they ooze sexy ^_^) but a tiny part of me (it's a secret, SHH!) will always be Team Jacob. I think because he tries SO hard to make Bella see that she belongs with him, and in ways, she really IS better off with him. Then again, maybe it's cause I always run colder than everyone I know, and would love me a werewolf to keep me warm at night, lol. So, for NOW, still mostly Team Eddie, But a tiny bit Team Jake. I've always been indecisive, I can't help it!

Who do I want Bella to end up with? Now THAT is a tough freaking question. Anyone can see that Bella will always hold a place in her heart for Edward, if she wants to or not. Ever girl is that way with her first love. You never really forget them, and occasionally, you wonder, what if? Edward is also the kind of guy every girl dreams about finding, but so rarely do. He's perfect, and is utterly infatuated with her. He can offer her the gift of immortality. (Even though he thinks he's damning her soul.) But in all reality, Jacob is so much better for her, as anyone can see. He doesn't have to try to control himself (as much.) when he's around her. He's not fighting the urge to rip her throat out 24/7, and she wouldn't have to sacrifce anything for him. She could live a (mostly) normal life.

And now for you reaming. (a kind hearted one!) Your story is so riveting, that I completely forgot to eat. And that's NOT easy for me, considering Im 27 weeks pregnant. Food is ALWAYS on the mind. So now, I'm extremely freaking HUNGRY, and need to find some foodage.

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed
Date: April 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 53: Nuisance: Bella's POV

Ohhh shneaky shneaky...And good GOD i hope no one imprints on jessica. she'd be around waaaaaaaaay too much for my liking.

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed
Date: April 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 53: Nuisance: Bella's POV

Ohhh shneaky shneaky...And good GOD i hope no one imprints on jessica. she'd be around waaaaaaaaay too much for my liking.

 
Reviewer: The Infamous Izzy Signed
Date: April 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 57: Discovered: Bella's POV

Oooooh, Charlie's a smart one lol.

 




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