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Penname: JASPERS SEX KITTEN [Contact]
Real name: BARBIE
Status: Member
Member Since: July 07, 2009
Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/~jasperssexkitten
Beta-reader: No

I 'm a total Twinerd.  I freakin love anything there is to watch or read that has to do with Twilight. Or about Vampires in general.  I am totally on the side of good and I belong to TEAM JASPER!!!!! and TEAM EMMETT!!!!!! Just can't completely choose. :)


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Reviews by JASPERS SEX KITTEN
 
Summary:

Four years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward with her life but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future that she was always meant to have.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Jacob, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 51 Completed: Yes Word count: 167857
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2008 Updated: August 14, 2009


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 50: Chapter 50

Ahh how sweet. I still luv that she has commitment issues when it comes to marriage... lol

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 51: Chapter 51

I thank you for this story. It truly is a very well written and enjoyable story. I can't wait to read more of your work.

 
Summary:

This is a vision that Alice probably didn’t have, but I thought it would be neat if she did. Set after Edward’s return from Alaska after running away from Bella on her first day at school.  Esme's POV.


Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Edward, Esme
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3286
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2008 Updated: June 12, 2008


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

And we know how the story ended. This was great. It could fit right in with the book. Great Job!!

 
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 128]
Summary:

Bella’s courage does have its limits.   The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come.  Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3702
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: June 21, 2008


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROTFLMAO!!! That was so damn funny. It's how I live day to day. I am terrified of spiders no matter the size. I see one and start to shake and cry. It is amuzing to some, but not to me. I love this. I knew jazz wouldn't do anything to her. This was great. Thanks.

 
Summary:

Someone once said that scars were a reminder that our past was reality. But Jasper Hale’s scars weren’t merely reminders of his past. No, they were undeniable proof of the monster that he had once been. A warning of the monster that he could so easily revert to if he didn’t watch his every step.

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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Alice, Carlisle, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Eternal Hope: The Alice and Jasper Archive
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6184
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2008 Updated: September 10, 2008


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: September 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Of Scarlet Lace

I truly enjoyed this. Thanks.

 
Movie Night by NoMoreThanUsual Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 115]
Summary:

 

 

A night at home with the Cullens and Bella.  Set shortly after Bella and Edward return from Phoenix after James’ attack. 

 

 

Family fluff and teasing. 

 

 

Esme’s POV.  Humour. 

 

 
Categories: Twilight, New Moon Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4491
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2008 Updated: September 29, 2008


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is so sweet. I luv seeing them thru Esme's eyes, so to speak. Again as with your other stories it could fit right into the books themselves. I truly enjoyed every word of it. BTW if I see Em I will send him your way... I need more on sibling rivalry... LOL

 
Summary:

Bella discovers the joys of having older brothers.

I popped my head over the edge of the bed as the bedside lamp was switched on, showing Emmett and Jasper sitting on the floor, clutching their sides while they laughed.


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1853
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2008 Updated: October 13, 2008


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my God that was beyond funny. I can't believe they'd make that so funny. Oh well you only live once.... well okay twice. LOL

 
Summary:

 

 

Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human.  BxE fluff.  And Emmett humour – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett?! LOL

 

 


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2228
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2008 Updated: November 04, 2008


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL Dude this was great! I luv it!!!

 
Summary:

 

 

 

After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give him back a little of what he's been dishing out.  This time, Emmett may have bitten off more than he can chew.

 

 

Family humour.  Various POVs. 

 

 

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Thank you, Blondie, for the awesome banner . . . and the instructions on how to use it!

 

 

 


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: Missing Pages Series
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 31879
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2008 Updated: November 21, 2009


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Busted

I don't know how they did not loose it inside. I am crying I was laughing so hard. I absolutely luv this and can't wait for more!!!!!

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Rosalie's Return

ROTFLMAO!!!!! This is great!

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - Conspiracy

****hysterical giggles**** I am glad Emmett can run fast. Rose is going to grow him a new one...lol

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Pheromones

Oh the power of sweet revenge... I LUV IT!!!!

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Phase 1

Oh my God! I luv it!!!!

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - The Plan

LOL bring on the prank. I can't wait to see what she does.

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Inspiration

I don't know what shes about to do but its gonna be good!!!!

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Threats

Oh my lord I have laughed so much I can't breath... reminds me and my brother we still act like this and we are supposed to be grown ups... lol

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Watering Hole

ROTFLMAO!!!! That is so Emmett. I luv it.

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: November 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - The Instigator

LMAO! That is too funny. I so love Emm and I think the upcoming 'bombing' is going to be too dang funny! I so can't wait!!!!

 
Summary:

Ten years later five happy couples live in the Cullen household. What if Bella finds out a little family secret that has kept those couples happy for so long?

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Rated NC-17 for very graphic lemons with non-canon pairings including BXE, BXJ, BXEM, BXC, BXRXA, and BXJacob. OOC just in case.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Nessie, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 30441
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2008 Updated: March 20, 2009


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: September 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Can Hybrids Get Splinters?

LOL! I truly luv this!

 
Mind Over Matter by SubtlePen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1378]
Summary:

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Bella challenges Edward's limits of self control by insisting that he build up his tolerance level to intimacy.

Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse / beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the battle, and the wedding.  Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage.


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes Word count: 70976
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2008 Updated: August 16, 2009


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Not the Same

OMFG OMGF!!! I luv it. They details... may have to store them for a later date. lol I can't wait for more.

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Pull my hair, and spank me

LMAO. i so luv this. I spit my soda everywhere at cockblock..... i can't stop laughing. It's going to be hysterical to see Em's pink jeep!!!!

 
Summary:

Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Geekward and Nerdella
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 9931
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2008 Updated: January 26, 2010


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Tuesday: Pipe Dreams & Post-Its

OMFG!!! OMFG!!! This was mind blowing. I truly am glad we stumbled upon it. I mean wow. I need a new pair of undies after that. It was freaking fantastic. Great Job!!



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Thanks so much for reading!  There may or may not be (read: will be) more C of U to "come" very, very soon!  ;)

 
Summary:

‘ While the Doctor’s away… ’

By Bec

Rating: Adult

Couples are as cannon… Alice/Jasper, Edward/Bella, Rosalie/Emmett, but be prepared for some surprises.
Bella discovers that her new family have the occasional tendency to get closer to each other than she ever dreamed, but will her and Edward participate? Various chapters written from varying POV's. LEMONS/SMUT.

AU All Vampire, No Jacob.

Set After Renesmee's birth and Bella’s transformation.

WARNING: Contains material of an explicit nature… please do not read if under aged or easily offended.


Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 32926
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2008 Updated: May 14, 2009


Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: July 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Lots to Learn

wow!!

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: July 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Decisions

holy hannah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: July 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Let The Games Begin

i am speechless.....wow

 




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