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Penname: JASPERS SEX KITTEN [ Contact]
Real name: BARBIE
Status: Member
Member Since: July 07, 2009
Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/~jasperssexkitten
Beta-reader: No
I 'm a total Twinerd. I freakin love anything there is to watch or read that has to do with Twilight. Or about Vampires in general. I am totally on the side of good and I belong to TEAM JASPER!!!!! and TEAM EMMETT!!!!!! Just can't completely choose. :)
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Summary: *Comedy* Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens, in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Banner by Anne Cullen
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Word count: 32070
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2009 Updated: March 25, 2009
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
LOL I can't wait to read more.... Alice indeed!
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Leave it to vampires to have a 4 star camp site... lol I wish I had Alice around when i went camping!
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
LOL That is so something I have done. Poor Bella.... LOL
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Oh God I luv Jasper... that was wrong on so many levels but completely histerical!!!!! Dude u ROCK!!!!
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Ok this is crazy... poision ivy... I know it! Ha she'll rethink her fun time in a bit.
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
I knew it... been there done that... camping really is fun though!
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
OMFG! That puts a damper on things... dun dun dun....
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Oh my Gosh... giggles... completely histerical. Open mouth insert foot.... Emmett apparently didn't pay that much attention in his multiple science classes... LMAO!!!!!!
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
LMAO... Emmett is so going to pay for that. But it is a good camping or sleep over prank.... Great story.
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 05, 2009
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
LOL I so freaking luv Emmett... who knew he'd be scaredc by a momma racoon... I laughed til I was crying.... Mud slides are fun.
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 05, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
I am beyond laughing now. That was priceless!!!! I luved it! Thanks for writting it.
Summary: It's been three long years since Edward left Bella, and things within The Cullen family have changed epically. After Edward's final stand off with Victoria, Emmett is left heartbroken and alone. A chance vision sends him back to Forks, and into the healing arms of the one person he never expected. Why fight with fate?
New Moon AU - Bella/Emmett.
Categories: New Moon, Eclipse, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Irina, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Kate, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya
Challenges: Series: Emmett Stories
Chapters: 23 Completed: No
Word count: 64433
[Report This] Published: January 13, 2009 Updated: February 22, 2011
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: September 12, 2009
Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Run
OMFG!! I love this I need more please!!!!!! This story drew me in chapter after chapter. It's fucking great 9pardon my french). God must have more!!!
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: September 26, 2009
Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - Stand By Me
Oh I so luv this story. Okay here are a few safe names...... Matthew or Jackson (boy of course).... Annabell Carlee (girl of course) in either order or seperate.
Cant' wait for more
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 14, 2009
Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - Mess I Made
My God I luv it. I still think Ed needs a beat down but hey that's just me..... Giggles... I can't wiat to see how everything unfolds. I want to see Ed's relationship move on as Bella and Em get closer and have a baby... BIG SMILE.... I luv it!
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: December 05, 2009
Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 - Newborn
Oh a boy how sweet. I totlally love this story and I can't wait to see what happens next!!!!
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: November 16, 2009
Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 - Please Don't Go
Cliffie much??? Humph! I need more please I am dying here. zThat was one hell of a chapter!! Seriously update soon please.
Summary: Poodle skirts, letterman sweaters, and if Bella is lucky, maybe a little bit of backseat bingo.
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 3279
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2009 Updated: February 02, 2009
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: September 26, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is too funny and sexy all wrapped into one! Great shot!!!!
Summary: Bella and Alice are a very happy couple, but a run in with a fortune teller could have them questioning if they are right for each other. Rated NC-17 for girl/girl action and a smutty threesome. Written for Kittenmichief's Whose Line is it Anyways Contest.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4297
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2009 Updated: February 09, 2009
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: September 23, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
OMG OMG OMG! Don't stop now. This has to have more. GRRRR. Need it.
Summary:
AU | New Moon
His dangerously black eyes looked up at her desperately, a painful cry left his throat as he collapsed to the tile floor, her thin arms still fiercely clung to him. She traced the scars on his back. "Bella, I need you to say it..I can't..please..."
His fingernails dug deeper into her bare thighs as the rest of his body started to tremble.
Silence
JasperxBella
Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Word count: 5650
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2009 Updated: March 04, 2009
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Umm stupid much? Drinking is not good for a klutz.
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Pityfull... desperate ... our poor Jazz... tisk tisk....... WhAT IS HE GOING TO DO???
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
OMFG!!!! What is going to happen? I am scared but yet I am anxious. I think things are about to get very interesting.
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Run? What are you 5? Face her and get it over with... duh. I so need more Update soon please.
Summary:  
While hunting one afternoon, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU. DARK Themes.
Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes
Word count: 158872
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: October 31, 2011
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 30, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: The Hunt
LOL Bellas is so funny. I feel bad for mty boy Jazz. I hope this little orphan doesn't cause them problems.
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 30, 2009
Title: Chapter 2: The Basement
Bella.... always the little investigator. It is weird thouhg in a funny way that she, a human can get that close to him and the others can't. Then again Bells is special, right?
Reviewer: JASPERS SEX KITTEN Signed
Date: October 30, 2009
Title: Chapter 3: The Face
Lord I hope they don't get her or themselves hurt. Jeez ....men
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