OK, that was creepy, sexy. I half expected Bella to wake up with a vampire on top of her. What a strange dream. I hope she tells Jasper about it, that and the fact she thinks someone is watching her.

I was wondering if Jazz had any romantic feelings toward Bella. I also was wondering if she'd develope those feelinga for him too. That would be sad for that to take place all while Edward is forced to watch. Anyway. that sounds like an entrance Emmett would make, so I'm that it was him that came through the door. Wondering where Edward was in this chapter, I would think that he'd be watching out for Bella? Guess I'll find out.... next chapter 

Wow. I can't believe she didn't even leave a "goodbye" letter. That's just effin cruel! I wonder what made Edward sense that it was over? That was just sad. If only she would have said something. Or he. Now they are both going to be miserable. Well, I can't wait to see how everyting turns out. 

Yep FINALLY! I'm gettin' a little anxious to find out just how freaky she is. Hehe. I'm really enjoying the relationship with Bella and Jacob though. They really are too cute together, and he's so damn sweet, and I agree that I don't want him hurt either. Boy's got a heart of gold, and that would just make me cry. But I also realize that Bella's taking a chance on him too, even if she doesn't know it( the whole imprinting thing) And that poor girl would just be devasted if she lost him too. Can't wait to find out what is up with that dream!

Wow, she took it better than I thought. I was thinking that the imprinting thing would be the straw that broke the camels back in her sanity or would be what brought forth her supernatural mojo. Cause let's face it, that is heartbreaking and devastating to find out about your "sun" especially after what she's already been through. Poor Bella! Anxious to find out what happens next!!!!  

Well, Edward is such a stiff in this story. I can't beleive she actually went through with it after he ingnored her all week. Okay, well, I probably would have to. I dunno, just his frigidness, it's offensive. Living in a house with a man who seems to avoid me every chance he gets, who I have to indulge him "fake" wedding plans, I mean I see his reasoning, but it doesn't make the situation any less depressing. She's absolutley alone and the company she forced to keep(when it's convenient) makes her feel that much more unwanted! And to have to make wedding plans when actually believe that you never really have that reality, poor girl! And the nerve of him for sharing her private affairs, what a dick! If I was her I'd have half mind to walk away. Tell him to shove his house, ring, car, credit card and walk the fuck away! Chancing the Volturi suddenly doesn't sound as unappealling as staying in a charade that tears your heart and soul apart.  Too dramatic? I can be that way sometimes.

HOT! HOT! HOT! Now why is Bella not giving Jasper any play besides the kisses? Is she  just not interested in him at all? Cause it seemed at first she was.  Not complaining though, I much appreciate the attention Edward gets, just curious. Update soon please, LOVE this story so always looking foward to one!

HOT! HOT! HOT! Gaw, I wish I was having hot sex like that with an equally Edward-like god. But if I was, I wouldn't have time to read lovely stories such as these, cause I'd never come out of the house( unless it was to find a perfect tree or well anywhere else my God might want to freak me dirty at) I really, really, really  like Edward in control. Maybe if more men read stories like these they too would know how to please a woman, and the world would be a much brighter place!

*sobbing like a bitch* I can't believe it is over, I do not like that shit. I rather enjoy Doucheward and Bitch Bella. They are my fav, and it sucks ass to say goodbye.  The ride was fun as hell!!! If you know of any other stories that is on this level of awesome, please share! Thank you for gracing us with your brilliant plots and smutmastery, much praises!! And thank you for making Edward a dirty taking sexy mother that I dream of quite frequently. Ya'll rock my socks!

Loved the way Bella put Rose in her place, that was sweet! I wonder why no one like Jacob? I imagine the La push party is going to be ALOT of fun! Can't wait. 

Author's Response:

Thank you!! I'm writing the next chapter right now actually :-)

Mmmm... I like sex on legs Edward, he's so yummy! I don't think he'll have any problem gettin what he wants. Bella's gonna have to beat the bitches off. So james gay? FUNNY! But the thought is almost depressing, that boy is too hot. I'm sure the females of the world weep the loss. Excited to see how long Bella will be able to keep her hands off of Edward!(I wouldn't waste any time if I was her) 

Author's Response: Haha. I know. I almost wept whilst writing. Because..James...or at least Cam as James...hot. :-) Thanks!!

Author's Response: Haha. I know. I almost wept whilst writing. Because..James...or at least Cam as James...hot. :-) Thanks!!

Those two are so nerdy it's hilarious! I'm glad she chose Edwardo, it makes me happy. Now he needs to get his buttocks outta that bet with a-hole Emmett before he ruins a good thing. But he's not gonna do that is he? I see bad things happenin here, maybe some angst and if we're good little readers some smut? Hmmm.... I can be a good little reader.(hehe) Edward's too cute in his story!(just had to add that) Luv U 2, I'll be waiting for my brownie!

Oooh, excited! Why didn't Bella tell him she's met one of his kind before and sh knew they were different?  I wonder if she is going to share her secret as well.  Can't wait to see how the next chapter turns out!