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Penname: Jarbles [ Contact]
Real name: Erin
Status: Member
Member Since: June 17, 2009
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Summary: I was too disappointed with Breaking Dawn to move on, so decided to make the finale more action packed! I wanted a real fight, and decided to write my own! Starts in chapter 38 from the book.
Categories: Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4351
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2008 Updated: September 03, 2008
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: July 02, 2012
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 38 Power
Thanks for the ending that should have been!
Summary: Edward seeks out the counsel of his father and brothers after agreeing to be with Bella after their wedding. What will Edward do with that advise and how will he and Bella prepare for their upcoming wedding night.
Thanks to Anne Cullen for this beautiful banner.
Categories: Post-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 42 Completed: Yes
Word count: 132792
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2008 Updated: March 17, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: June 19, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I have to say that this is one of the best fanfics I've read. The characters are seemless as far as I'm concerned. Great Job! Can't wait to read more. Author's Response: Thank you so much. :)
Summary: Edward realizes it is a struggle for Bella to deal with the physical boundaries in their relationship, so he enlists Jasper's help. Set during Eclipse. Edward/Bella and Jasper/Bella 
Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 20931
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2008 Updated: July 03, 2009
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: June 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Look, Bella. No Hands.
I love the idea of Jasper and Bella together... so hot!
Summary:  
While hunting one afternoon, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU. DARK Themes.
Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes
Word count: 158872
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: October 31, 2011
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: July 25, 2009
Title: Chapter 13: The Balcony
not surprised that he was Edward, he was the only one missing. I am, however, very intrigued and cannot stop reading this story!
Summary: 
Have you ever dreamed of taking Edward in the airplane bathroom? Or underneath a waterfall? How about in a phone booth? Well, Bella has… and so have we.
Join us in our journey as we discover just how many places we can make our favorite couple have sex.
The second collaboration between XShear and kARLOTITA09! (we also write the infamous, 'A Tale of Two Edwards'!)
OCC will occur on most accounts! Times, places, and situations, will most likely be different from one another. Each new chapter, is a new place for Edward and Bella to enjoy one another; some may be one-shots, some continuing stories.
Sit back and enjoy the ride! We sure as hell are!
Thanks to MrsC. for our awesome banner!! :D
Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 40543
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2009
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: August 25, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Church Balcony
Ah, this story takes me back to Catholic school... he he.
Summary: What if Edward wasn't strong enough to resist the temptation of Bella's blood, the first time they met? What if, instead of leaving, he changed his mind and went to her house to kill her?
What if Alice got to them in time to stop him, but not in time to keep Bella human?
Rated NC-17 for probable violence and smut in later chapters. I'm pretty sure it will end up E/B, but might take a long while to get there.
Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No
Word count: 97229
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: June 26, 2009
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Homecoming
I am loving this story!
Summary: Edward and Bella have known each other since birth. After one moment at a party just months before their college graduation, Edward sends them on a journey that begins with a little pretending. Where it ends? No one knows. NC-17 for language and sexual content. AH/AU/OCC
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
Word count: 52003
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2009 Updated: March 24, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: August 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 8: Changes
I see them in Italy admiring art and the countryside when they aren't all over eachother :)
Summary: 
Bella remains sexually unfulfilled after three separate liaisons with “boys” instead of men. Diagnosed as frigid, she is on the verge of giving up on her sexuality. She encounters Edward Masen, another sexual misfit, and things begin to change. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content.
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES RELATED TO VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No
Word count: 149083
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: August 17, 2009
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Kill All the Alarm Clocks
I can't wait to read the rest of this story! I've added to my favorites and am looking forward to reading more, thanks for the great story! Author's Response: Thank you so much for giving my little ditty a chance. You didn't have to click on my story, but you had some faith or curiosity in you, and for that I am grateful:)
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: August 25, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Cat Fancy
I went over and read up to Ch.18 on fanfic and I just love this story! Are you going further with the story or is that as far as you are going to go with it? Author's Response: Currently suffering from a bit of writer's block and I'm running out of free time as the summer comes to a close. I want to keep going, but I'm becoming apathetic towards the story. I'm going to try to keep going, but the pace will be significantly slower as I go back to working 50 hours a week.
Summary: ***Nominated for the Indie TwiFic Award for "AH Story that Knocks You Off Your Feet (WIP)"***
I know what Bella wants. And, even though I know it means nothing to her... God help me, I want to give it to her. I thirst for her body almost as much as I thirst for her heart. It is undeniable; I want all of her. But I will hold onto this small piece of her if this is all she is willing to give.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Word count: 63662
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2009 Updated: July 14, 2011
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: October 07, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Kitchen Confidential
Summary: 
Bella & Edward’s first time – or How Bella woke up bruised and covered in feathers.
Takes place during the page break on page 85 of Breaking Dawn -- after Bella joins Edward on the beach, and before she wakes up the next morning.
Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4251
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2009 Updated: September 13, 2009
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: September 14, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Bruises (Purple & Black)
This has to be my favorite 'fill in the blank' from Isle Esme. It was very well written, seeming as if it were from the great SM herself!
Summary: 
Oct 2009: Nominee, Best AU AH, The Moonlight Awards
Winter 2010: Nominee, Best 'Under The Radar' Fic, The Faithful Shipper Awards
November 2010: Nominee, Best Angst, Best Lemon, Most Original Storyline (Rare Gem division), Rare Gem Awards
Bella Swan attends group therapy to placate her worried father, remaining mute about the events that led to her suicide attempt. Mesmerized by the sullen, silent stranger who enters five minutes late each session, she is shocked into action the day he finally speaks up, her pierced tongue forming words aloud for once...
Edward Cullen obliges his father and sees his colleague, Dr. Jones, for individual and group therapy after his near-demise - the physical one, that is. For Edward knows that inside, he's already dead, destroyed by the painful memories he commemorates with tattoos like mile markers...
Two damaged souls who speak the same language come together by chance. But can the damaged save each other in the wake of revelations to come?
This story's first chapter began as a finalist for the Tattward/Inkella one-shot contest, and is rated NC-17 for language, lemons and disturbing themes/imagery including suicide attempts, substance abuse, self-harm and scenes of violence. It deals heavily with issues of mental illness and healing; please read with care.
Canon pairings, AU-AH, somewhat OOC.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Bree, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Heidi, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Leah, Mike, Other Character, Paul, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 44 Completed: Yes
Word count: 223921
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2009 Updated: February 26, 2012
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: October 19, 2010
Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
Coma Black was a very nice choice. It was always what I listened to first (and a few times after) when I used to get really depressed.
Summary: What if Victoria had gotten a hold of Bella in New Moon? What was she planning to do to her? What if what happens to Bella changes her life and the Cullens' lives forever?
Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Carmen, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes
Word count: 49091
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2009 Updated: January 14, 2011
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: November 19, 2010
Title: Chapter 13: 13: What A Smashing Idea
Holy shit! did not see Jake and Tanya coming at all. Author's Response: I love creating twists ^_^ Tanya is always complaining about finding a love...well there ya go, for being so kind to Bella you can have Jake.
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: December 19, 2010
Title: Chapter 14: 14: A Promise That Lasts Forever
Maybe post it as an outtake? (The missing lemon, that is.) Author's Response: Probably not. There is just something about this story. I feel like the lemon/honeymoon needs to be kept private. I'm not sure how to descibe it. When ever I think about the lemon for this story my chest feels heavy, like its telling me not to go there. Sorry.
Summary: 
What if the shoe was on the other foot?
What if Bella was a Cullen, and Edward a mere human?
Bella Cullen has been living with her vampire family in a small town in Washington state for nearly four years - since she bridged the divide being life and undeath.
When a slip in judgment forces the Cullens to move to Chicago, she finds herself juxtaposed with Edward Masen: impossibly beautiful, impossibly tempting, impossibly human.
How would Twilight have played out if everything was backwards?
*Rated for potty mouths and lemons.
Canon pairings, even in the most alternate of alternate universes.
Mild to moderately OOC for Edward and Bella, switching things around really messed them up.
SM owns, I pepper in the debauchery.
Mkystich is taking over my page with all her banners. She's delicious.
Categories: AU Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Word count: 8732
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2009 Updated: April 05, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: April 05, 2010
Title: Chapter 3: A for Effort
I like it, totally keep going with the story. I like cocky Bella and always wondered how the story would have turned out if the roles of Bella and Edward were reversed. Favoriting! I want to read what you come up with.
Summary: On her honeymoon, Bella dreams what life would be like if she granted Edward’s wish… and stayed human for him.
Takes place during “Breaking Dawn.”
Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 7996
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2010 Updated: January 20, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: March 26, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot
I loved it. I loved that dreamEdward never stopped loving and wanting her, even when she was old. I loved that Edward made his decision while he watched bella sleeping and how he is at war with himself all the time. You're right, Edward's devotion to Bella was always a great aspect of the stories, and it's why we all fell in love with him! Author's Response: "Edward's devotion to Bella was always a great aspect of the stories, and it's why we all fell in love with him!"
Absolutely! *hugs Edward* I'm so glad you enjoyed the story, and thanks for leaving such lovely comments! :-)
Summary: Three extraordinary women, three hot men, a dash of romance, a touch of magic, and some evil thrown in. What do you get? Good times!
Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Word count: 61692
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2010 Updated: July 01, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: May 12, 2010
Title: Chapter 9: Fears
AH! I love it. This is a great AU. Author's Response: Thank you so much!
Myr xxx
Summary: Bella thinks she finally has it all together after a life altering accident, but when she meets Edward, a once successful artist who has lost his inspiration, everything she thought she knew changes. Rated NC-17 for a very good reason.
Many thanks to my amazing and talented beta xrxdanixrx for the wonderful banner!!!
Many thanks to the incredible MizzezPattinson for the amazing new blinkie!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Lauren, Mike, Phil, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes
Word count: 148145
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2010 Updated: November 23, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: October 11, 2010
Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30(Shabbyapple)
You know... I believe a Jane POV could be fun. Author's Response: Hi there,
Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Jane POV-Yes...hmmmm
More on the way.
XO
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: July 08, 2010
Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23(Shabbyapple)
talk about a cliffie!! how frusterating!! I still love this story though. Author's Response: I live to frustrate you all! MWUAH! Lots more on the way. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XO
Summary: Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together. They have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll?
Sometimes love sneaks up and gangbangs you from behind.
Zack and Miri Crossover. Expect crude language, crass behavior, crack-ish humor, and smut. If that's not your thing, f*** off and go read some angsty s***.
Thanks to ms_ambrosia for the wonderful banner!
Categories: AU-Human, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
Word count: 68541
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2010 Updated: July 06, 2011
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: September 22, 2010
Title: Chapter 8: Pulp Friction
I loved this movie and I dig how you make it funny.
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: May 10, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Booty & The Beast
Well, I loved the movie. And I like that you did the gender reversal in the main roles. Looking forward to an update :)
Summary: This is the story of Edward who was denied something he wanted. When does love become obsession? When does protector become predator? This is the story of a vampire who had been alone for so long, his one chance taken from a future he never knew he wanted.
A different choice makes all the difference.
Banner by jarlisle
Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Word count: 29377
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2010 Updated: May 16, 2011
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: November 17, 2010
Title: Chapter 9: Liar
! Loves it. This is really a great twist :)
Summary:  It's the late 1800s in the wild west. A lonely man seeks companionship; a woman restricted by convention seeks a future. Add those together and what do you get?
Banner by Kellyjaxn
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes
Word count: 96313
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2010 Updated: December 27, 2010
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: October 02, 2010
Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 The Dance
I remember having to learn how to square dance in elementary school in central Michigan. If I remember right, we had to learn it in phys. ed, we even spent a few months on it.
Summary: Bella comes to Forks as the overweight, excessively pale, book worm. No guy wants anything to do with her. Edward Cullen is the popular, smart, athletic, honor student who all the girls swoon over, despite the fact that he's never expressed interest in any of them.
Gorgeous Banner made by: JudeSometimes
What if Bella really had a reason to have self-esteem issues? What if Edward had a secret that no one else knew?
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Oh," Jacob hesitates. "I just figured the way he acted around you the other night and how you were going to his party that maybe you guys were..." He trails off.
"Well, no." I clarify. "We are only biology partners."
"OH! I get," he nearly shouts. "Like benefriends."
"WHAT?!" I yell, "NO!" I pull the phone away from my ear and press the TALK button to end the call.
The phone rings again.
"No Jacob! That is NOT what is going on between Edward and I, AT ALL, you perv!"
"Bella?" Edward's voice asks.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 42 Completed: Yes
Word count: 128763
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2010 Updated: March 22, 2011
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: August 22, 2010
Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31: Again
YAY!! Playlist :) Thnaks!
Reviewer: Jarbles Signed
Date: August 02, 2010
Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24: Interrupted
HAHAHA!!! Inside out and backwards! I've so gotten busted like that before! Fantastic story :)
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