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Penname: twighlit [ Contact]
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Member Since: June 09, 2009
Website: http://twitter.com/twighlitFF
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i'm a closet twihard and a struggling writer. fanfic scratches both these itches.
i go by "twighlitFF" on fanfiction.net if that's your thing, because by the time i jumped on that bandwagon, some scoundrel had swiped "twighlit" right out from under me.
i like to push the envelope.
read my shit, most of it is awesome.
@twighlitFF on twitter.
*merci to the banneriffic mkystich, who makes me the happiest fish in the sea
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Summary: 
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind?
Rated NC-17 for a whole slew of badly behaved, promiscuous, and foul-mouthed characters. Not your typical love story. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Thanks to EvilAngel67 and CassieWH for their fab banners :) ILY guys
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie, Seth
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 30 Completed: Yes
Word count: 223215
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2009 Updated: November 09, 2010
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 28, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Midnight Conversations
Boob groping between girls was always welcomed in my book. It was a true sign of friendship.
hahahaha that happens to be my personal motto also. and kudos on the john phillips ref, i was cracking up. kee up the good work!
Reviewer: twighlit Signed 
Date: January 02, 2010
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 Murky Relations
like an overzealous fangirl
loves it! Author's Response: hahah welllll..if the shoe fits...
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 11, 2009
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Lesson Plans
the nod to queen was phenomenal, im loving the story! my best friend is a head counselor at a summer camp and im the one who doesnt get it haha... i feel like ive heard alllll these stories before. keep it up!
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: December 03, 2009
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Awkward Auditions
tease :P
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: December 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 The Aftermath
hahahaha i was DYING when i read the part about nervous but excited, i LOVE that skit... apparently im only good in some obscure, muscial high school basketball league. kudos, youre excellent.
Summary: Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward and thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate?
Life is about to get a whole hell of a lot more interesting.
AH/Slash.
Thanks to Blueskyshymoon-olgameisterfunk for the banner, and S.Meadows for the blinkie!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: No
Word count: 179659
[Report This] Published: October 03, 2009 Updated: September 21, 2011
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Edward & Vomit Stained Boots
i really like your annoying clueless bella. SO much ff is just like... worshipping her and i think she sucks a little. im so for edward with anyone else. good work. Author's Response: I'm glad you are enjoying Bella. Most ppl are hating her. lol. This is def an Edward and Jasper story. ;)
Thanks!
Here is your sneak peek:
“I already checked into the hotel,” he tells me. “I'm starving, as well. Are you ready to go?”
I nod. “Yeah, I just have to go get my wallet. Wanna come up?”
“I definitely feel up to coming,” he says with waggling eyebrows. After a quick look around, I give him a friendly slap on the ass in retribution for his twisted mind. “Ooh,” he purrs in delight. “Save some of that fun for later.” I laugh, and we walk to the elevator, waiting impatiently for our night to begin.
When it opens, I pull him in behind me. Luckily we're alone because I can't wait any longer. I kiss him almost desperately, craving male attention in an almost painful way.
“Well, JJ, I do call that a warm welcome,” he smirks.
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 07, 2009
Title: Chapter 4: Jasper & Elizabeth Taylor
I masturbate to online porn, the no girls allowed kind
hahaha awesome. loving it so far, thanks for posting. Author's Response: I'm glad you like it. ;) Thanks!
Here is your sneak peek:
“Why did you move to Portland?” I ask, wondering why he's acting so strangely about such a simple thing like where are you from.
“God, Edward, you have a lot of questions,” he says, fidgeting uncomfortably in his seat.
“You don't have to answer them,” I respond quietly, turning my face once again to stare out the passenger window. I should just keep to myself, and not overstep my boundaries. Maybe, he feels the same way about personal questions. I shouldn't have even started this game.
“We moved because my mom left my dad,” he informs me after a moment in a pensive voice. “I just don't talk about it very much. It's like I don't know how to deal with it when it's brought up, ya' know?” He remarks, and I nod because I do know.
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 15, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Edward & the Long Ride of Richard
edward's a virgin?! ugh. i get that it's because he's gay but... seriously... i wish he'd give me a crack at it. i'd like the chance to change his mind. Author's Response: lol...
Thanks!
Here is your sneak peek:
Even with our talk of sex, I couldn't tell Edward my true orientation. He might understand, be open minded, but if he isn't, if he rejects me, it's going to hurt. He's the first person I've really let in, and if that backfires, I don't know how I'd stand it. My overwhelming attachment to his friendship after only one week is really fucking scary, but at the same time, it feels... nice? God, I don't even know what I'm talking about. Would I feel this way if my cock didn't ache for this gorgeous boy in front of me? Would I still care about his opinions of me as much as I do now if he was less attractive? I'd like to think so, but the niggling feeling of doubt is still there.
Above all else, my romantic notions toward him are stronger than anything else, and as much as I try, I can't seem to overcome it. In one way or another, I'm going to get hurt, by a motherfucking virgin, no less.
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: December 05, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: Edward & the Wet Dream
hahah LOVE the sarah palin bashing! Author's Response: ;) I went rogue on that chapter. lol.
Thanks!
Here is your sneak peek:
My eyes flick over to Edward's bed of their own accord. He's not there, of course. Since Edward has classes and labs all day today, he's probably been gone for at least two hours. His bed is made perfectly, and nothing on his side of the room is out of place. Without a doubt, he's the neatest guy I have ever met. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm no slob, but I've been known to leave a pair of socks or two lying around. Edward, on the other hand, keeps every little thing completely organized. His fucking shirts are even arranged by color.
Now, normally, I'd find that shit rather annoying. Since it's Edward, though, it's another story. When I first saw his closet, I can only remember thinking about how adorable he was.
Just the thought of it brings a smile to my face. Cringing, I stand up, stretching out my sleepy muscles. Dammit, I have got to get over this thing with Edward. It's not fucking healthy.
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: December 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 13: Edward & "the Incident"
Bitch! Nice update, looking forward to the next chapter. You can do it, I have faith in you haha.
Author's Response: Who are you calling Bitch? You better watch it. JS. ;)
Thanks!
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: January 09, 2010
Title: Chapter 16: Jasper & the Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
this chapter was all that and a bag of chips. Author's Response: *snort* Thank you!
Summary: 
It’s the first Christmas after Sarah Black’s death, and eight-year-old Jacob is having trouble coping with the loss. But an old Quilute legend helps him see the bigger meaning of the holiday. My submission for “A Canon Christmas.” Enjoy!
Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Billy, Charlie, Jacob
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4008
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2009 Updated: November 03, 2009
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 12, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
so nice! ive been so anxious to read the other winning submissions, im glad i found yours :) hope you have a great christmas.
Summary: Leah hates Christmas. Even more so now than ever. When she is having to spend the holiday's at Sam and Emily's house things get ugly and she goes for a walk. But when Sam follows her to try to talk her into coming back things turn in a whole new direction.
This is a Sam and Leah story.
And big hugs to Twighlit for this awesome banner. She kicks ass!
 
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Jacob, Leah, Sam, Seth
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 3126
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2009 Updated: November 12, 2009
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 14, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
UM i love it. i love that you bent imprinting over and fucked it. and (get ready for a personal over share) as a card carrying member of the dirty mistresses club, i love that leah is one of our own. i know the contest is over, but you still have my vote. Author's Response: LOL. I just e-mailed you back. Card carrying member huh? HA HA! That's awesome. I'm really excited to read your story. Can't wait till it comes out.
Summary: After yet another fight at Cullen Erections and Demolition, Carlisle is fed up and sends his employees on a team building retreat. What kind of juicy fantasies will be revealed by all in the wee small hours of the morning?
May contain some crazy slashiness or smutiness somewhere down the line??
This is a collaborative effort between OCD_Indeed, qjmom, psymom, shabbyapple, and vjgm...
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Mike, Tyler
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 18839
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2009 Updated: November 18, 2009
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Erection and Demolition
its like the harlem globetrotters of fandom. good work, dream team :)
Summary: What if Alice and Bella were too late to save Edward in Italy? This is the aftermath. Written for National Survivors of Suicide Day.
Categories: New Moon Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Word count: 5063
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2009 Updated: November 21, 2009
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: November 21, 2009
Title: Chapter 2: A/N
wendy... my sweet girl.
i dont know what its like to feel the way you do, but now i can at least understand it. thank you for sharing your story with us. it was painful, heartbreaking and touching.
im so sorry you ever had to feel so much pain.
you're the strongest person i almost know.
Summary: 
After hearing news of Bella's tragic and unexpected death while visiting the Land Down Under, Edward and Jacob find comfort in the most unexpected of places... each other's arms.
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Charlie, Edward, Jacob
Challenges: Series: Canon, Schmanon: Weird Effing Pairings
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 2938
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2010 Updated: April 21, 2010
Reviewer: twighlit Signed
Date: April 21, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
thank you for coauthor cred, though it's really your story, i just polished it off. and it might be nerdy for me to comment on a story that i'm listed as an author of but i don't give a shit, i love this and i'm proud of you. reese's cups fo life. oh and jeff goldblum. Author's Response: 1) of course you're a coauthor. i couldn't have done it without you.
2) i of all people am not going to judge you for being nerdy. at least your comments are in english, unlike the ones i leave on your stories.
3) your secret crush... well it's not so secret now... sarry.
love you.
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