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Summary:

Edward Cullen is an anomaly as far as Bella Swan is concerned, defying all her preconceived notions about the whorishness of hockey players. Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wears down Bella's resistence and teaches her to embrace her inner hockey hooker? A ridiculous love story.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 14519
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2010 Updated: August 19, 2010


Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: March 24, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

I just love Bella!  She is hysterical and her thoughts are friggin' genius.  I truly appreciate her epic level of sarcasm - especially in regards to Emmett.

The texts, voicemails, e-mails and gifts were inspiring and very entertaining!  I enjoyed that Bella is liking his attention so much.

Oh and hunter, I will never look at beavers the same way again! We were watching some kids show ...beaver came on ...I was dying! (and then the beaver started gnawing through 'wood' -- I had to leave!) :D

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: March 24, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

I am so loving this!  Bella is my fave.  I love that she is snarky.   Her thoughts are priceless.  I do hope that she finds out the truth about Edward soon but I hope she makes him suffer first. ;)

Edward ...oh, Edward.  Is it wrong that I love that he is an obsessed, hockey'whore', stalker?  I hope he is able to explain this one. 

Great job hunter!  I am loving my Humpdays so much more because of this fic!  Thanks!!! :)

 
Torn by MsKathy Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 32]
Summary:

Entry for the 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words' contest. Life doesn't always turn out the way you expect. Bella and Edward hit a bump in their HEA.  First place people's choice winner!

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1002
[Report This] Published: January 30, 2010 Updated: January 30, 2010


Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: January 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was incredible.  Great job and congrats!



Author's Response:

thank you, lobsters! :) Glad you enjoyed the one shot.

 
Summary:

Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 44623
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2010 Updated: July 22, 2010


Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: April 11, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: The Fiery Grill

I love how things are progressing with them.  He is so sweet with her and I like how he is trying to bring her out of her shyness by teasing her.  I wonder why he was upset and distant after dinner.  I hope that they talk soon and are able to work it out!

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: April 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: The Drive In

I love how their relationship is progressing.  Edward is the perfect combination of sweet and horny.

 

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: February 11, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Coronado

I love this!!!!  I feel a huge connection to this story because my hubs is a Navy Reservist and his gaining command is in Coronado (directly across the street from the Seals' base).  *sigh*

I like this Bella.  It is be interesting to see how she grows with her friendship with Edward.

Great start -- looking forward to more!

 

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: February 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: San Diego

I adore them and their nervousness.  It is endearing! I hope that they have a wonderful date!

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: February 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: The Tin Fish

I just adore how sweet he is being with her.  He teases her and is trying to bring her out of her shell. 

I like that Rose and Vickie are cousins -- great twist. 

Bella is so sweet and kind.  She is just precious.  I hope we find out what was being said about Edward before he got there by Vickie and Rose. 

Looking forward to more!

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: March 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: The Beach

I really like this Edward and Bella.  They are so good together.  I like how patient he is being and how hard she is trying.

So glad that they talked and shared their feelings to each other.  I am really looking forward to the rest of their date.

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: June 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: The Pool

I just love how their relationship is growing and developing.  Edward is being so patient with her.  It was great to see most of his family liking her too.

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: June 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: His Bed

They are so sweet together.  I just adore them.

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: July 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: His Office

It is still so wonderful seeing them grow closer.  I am glad that they are talking more. 

Edward and Emmett's convo was very interesting.  It shed light on what Emmett's thinks about Bella dating a SEAL.

 

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: July 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: The Wild Outdoors

I just have to say - that I would go camping more often if I had an experience like Bella's.  ;)

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: July 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: The Parents (Ninapolitan)

Wow!  Esme almost makes my mother in law look nice ....almost.  Carlisle was great and Bella handled Esme's questions brilliantly.  I was so thrilled that they shared their feelings.

 
Summary:

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Special thanks to pkitten21 for the awesome banner!!

Pediatric ICU night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her work experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their immediate attraction to one another is undeniable. They are both trying very hard to maintain their professionalism, appreciating one another as colleagues. Despite this predicament, Edward is determined to get to know Bella; when he learns that she is writing a blog, he makes it his mission to read every entry to find out just what it is that makes nurse Swan tick. Epic banter and UST result. Will they ever be able to admit their magnetic draw to each other?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Completed: Yes Word count: 212767
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2010 Updated: February 18, 2012


Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: May 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Rolling On the River

Oh kimpy, kimpy, kimpy -- how I adore thee. 

So, I may have read this chapter a couple of times - maybe.  And I may have caught myself  putting my fingers in a 'v' to give a stink eye too - possibly.  (Bella may be an 'oral' gal but I may have mentioned before that I am a visual chick.  I realize it helps me understand and relate better.  I'm seeking therapy soon.)

I loved that we got to see some of the before the tubing trip from Bella.  Bella was lucky to have Alice supporting her and giving her such brilliant advice. 

I actually laughed out loud when I realized that Bella had 'arranged' the delay with Alice and Jasper so she could give him his gift.  That was hysterical ...and brilliant.

Edward and Bella's flirting and banter is just amazing ...addicting.  I loved their questions and teasing.  Bella was being very bold with the doctor -- offering to show him the girls and their jewelry.  Very bold indeed -- I loved it! 

And hell, he surprised me with that kiss and I even knew it was coming (twss).  I may have gasped - perhaps.

Overall, it was great.  I swear I wore a grin the entire time I read this chapter.



Author's Response:

Oh Lobsters, do you know how much you spoil me rotten? I feel unworthy of such praise, but I'm not telling you to change. ;) NGL, it makes me squee all over to know you read it more than once. That's just so... fucking awesome!

Hey, nothing wrong with being visual. Edward is very visual. We'll get all the senses covered here before the story is complete, so it's all good. Dude, my whole brain needs therapy for it' general overall dirtiness. Sadly, it isn't the kind of dirtiness that responds well to cleaning.

I'm so glad to know you liked seeing Bella's POV pre-trip. I thought it was important to know that she planned the dental floss and the solo time with our dear Dr. Cullen to present the anti-commando package. ;)

Again, I go crazy with the squees when I hear you love their flirtiness and banter. Liquid lube in the form of alcohol does amazing things to one's inhibitions. Bella's boldness may have something to do with that.

Just wait until chapter 9 and 10... if you liked this chapter, you're going to be head over heels. I promise. the UST can be cut with a chainsaw. By all means, grin away. It's supposed to be fun.

You rock, lobster. Yes, I am really that corny. <3<3<3

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: May 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Make It So-So

Edward's POV FTMFW!

I love UST!  I truly love that stomach-clenching feeling I get when reading UST.  This chapter was packed full of UST -- it was reaching Defcon Level of UST.  While I know others are upset about the non-sex, I am most definitely not upset.  It is inevitable! 

It is truly amazing seeing Edward and Bella working together.  It is incredible and incredibly hot!

I know that I have expressed my love and desire for Edward but I would be remiss if I didn't talk about how friggin awesome Bella is.  I love how confident she is - both professionally and personally.  I love that she flirty, snarky and sexual.  I want to be her when I grow up.

I am looking forward to the rest of their night.  I am very interesting to see how this night turn out!!

Great job kimpy!!



Author's Response:

I originally intended for this story to be almost completely Bella's POV, but EPOV has a way of sneaking in and making the story more fun, don't you think? He's so much fun to write.

I happen to be a big personal fan of UST, too, so I feel quite vindicated by your enjoyment of the Defcon Level of UST (I LOVE that saying by the way--it entered my lexicon just now!!). 

These two are meant to be together, and one way I show that is in the seamless way they work together. They will be partners in every sense of the word, and I'm trying hard to show that in all their interactions, be they work related or just simply flirting. 

A lot of people have issues with Bella in the Twi series, so your affirmation of the way I wrote her makes me SQUEE like a little fangirl! I want this Bella to be confident, self-assured, no-nonsense, and in charge of her sexuality. She is truly her own person, and isn't going to settle for anything less than she expects, wants, or needs. I want to be her when I grow up, too!

The rest of their night is written and will post on FFn shortly. Thanks for reading, faithfully reviewing, and being on the Kimpy bandwagon! It means the world to me to have you as a cheerleader. It truly does!! :)

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: February 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: Let's Play Doctor

*squee*

I am so excited that you are writing a multi-chapter fic out of this one-shot.  I loved the one-shot and am thrilled to see how this story and their relationship develops.  Can't wait!

Also, so excited to see Edward's POV!  Will we be getting both POV's in this fic?

Great start, bb!  SO looking forward to more!!



Author's Response:

Oh, Lobsters, you are always here to spoil me rotten! You can expect this to be the same old smartass bantering with plenty of UST. Remember, when Bella hears about Mr. Parka, she's known Edward for awhile. There is going to be massive flirting, but Bella will not be an easy nut to crack. Until work of the parka *ahem* comes around.

This story is mainly going to be from Bella's POV, with occasional deviations to Edward. The main purpose of the prologue is to establish that Edward is one determined man, and what he wants are two things: To become an Attending Physician in Seattle Children's PICU and Bella Swan. The order doesn't matter so much, just so long as both things occur.

I'm just giddy with excitement that you are all pumped for this! I will try to update at least once a week. Promise.

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: February 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: The New Residents

Just so good, bb!!!  I loved it!

So, I was dying with at the Rotovirus/poop part.  I was laughing at the description of the smell.  It was perfect.  As soon as I read that part I could clearly recall it!  LMAO!

And I loved that Jasper was grossing out from the poop (although Roto poop is grosser than regular baby poop).  Edward's initation was brilliant.  Nice way to help keep the ego in check

Great job with the detailed description of doing chest compressions on the baby and what it was like for Bella during the code.  I can't even imagine how difficult it would be.   

So, yeah, Edward is fuckhot -- no doubt ...with the hair, and the scrubs and the smile and the eyes and his overall hottness!  But, I swear, just like the grinch my heart (and ovaries) grew 3x when he held the baby's hand and whispered encouragment.  GAH!!  He couldn't be more perfect!

And, I have to admit that I have a soft spot for Stalkerward.  He is one of my faves!  And I love that he is planning on stalking her blog to get info on her.  Well, it just makes me happy!

Great job -- can't wait for more! :)



Author's Response:

I just realized that I never replied to this...sorry about that, Lobsters!!

Yeah, rotovirus poop is never going to be my favorite thing. I had to include that in there, because I have a male colleague who is always calling a code brown, and we tease him mercilessly. 

TBH, I struggle with how many details to include when it comes to things like chest compressions, because I don't want to be too graphic and lose readers. I'm glad you felt it was tastefully handled.

NGL, the image of Edward holding the bbs hand just gets me going. This particular iteration of Edward is going to be very UNF.

Stalkerward will come out more later, but he will definitely come out to play. ;)

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: March 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

I posted my rage on Twitter but in case you missed it --- I wrote a fuckawesome review (if I say so myself) and Twilighted lost it!  *gives Twilighted stink eye*  So here I go again!!

I really enjoy Bella and Edward's flirting, teasing and playful banter.  I love how they have a true and geniune admiration and respect for each other.  And their UST is addicting.  Ridiculously addicting!

And what a hot dream!  Lava hot!  Whoever suggested it is a genius.  A fucking genius!  You are so lucky to have such an amazing reader/follower *cough*stalker*cough* -- and that this fangirl feels so invested in you, your story and these characters that she suggest such an incredible scene -- WOW!  You are truly blessed! ;);)

I loved the part where Bella berated herself for not noticing if Carlisle had a parka.  That was friggin hysterical!

I really loved when Bella yelled at the surgeons and basically told them to get their heads out of their asses and get to work.  Perfect!

Also, you are doing a great job with weaving in the hospital/medical parts but not weighing us down with the jargon.  It is done so well and is so easy to understand what is happening -- as a reader I feel like I can follow what is happening but am not overwhelmed by the medical terminology to be lost in it.

Last thing -- I really enjoy Bella's posts on her blog.  They are entertaining and insightful!

Great job bb!  I am so loving this and am looking forward to more!! :)



Author's Response:

I did my your rage on Twitter, lobsters, and I am genuinely sorry that Twi lost your epic review. I HATE it when that happens!!

I'm delighted you are enjoying the repartee between Edward and Bella. Their UST is meant to be intense and ongoing, because they are both trying so hard to be professional and not let their true admiration for one another get in the way of the work that they do. They both have a lot of barriers to overcome before they finally schmex it up.

I agree with you, that dream sequence was something else!! I am EXTREMELY lucky to have such a loyal reader/follower, and I never take that for granted, I assure you. Just an FYI, when someone fangirls all over my ass, I would NEVER call her a stalker. NEVER. :)

Hey, Bella berating herself for not noticing the parka was all for you, sweets. I needed a way to hint at Bella's parka obsession.

About the tape measure incident--I just *may* have done something similar to that in RL. Emphasis on the word MAY. Okay, I took it from a RL incident. I will tell you this much, though--those two docs always step up their game when they work with me now. ;)

I'm so incredibly relieved to hear that the details in the story are appropriate and understandable. I'm trying so hard to make this real and believable without ostracizing any readers. It is a fine line between keeping it real enough to be interesting, but not so real as to be obtuse. I rely upon my beta a lot to let me know when I need to get my head out of my ass.

I'm also very relieved you are enjoying Bella's blog. I questioned whether or not to include it, because it is central to the story, but I could have gone either way with posting actual content. In the end, I felt it was important because it sets the tone for Bella's mindset, and I thought it would be fun for readers to stalk her blog just like Edward will. KWIM??

SO delighted you are enjoying it, and that the dream sequence met with your satisfaction. <3 Thank you for suggesting it.



Author's Response:

I did my your rage on Twitter, lobsters, and I am genuinely sorry that Twi lost your epic review. I HATE it when that happens!!

I'm delighted you are enjoying the repartee between Edward and Bella. Their UST is meant to be intense and ongoing, because they are both trying so hard to be professional and not let their true admiration for one another get in the way of the work that they do. They both have a lot of barriers to overcome before they finally schmex it up.

I agree with you, that dream sequence was something else!! I am EXTREMELY lucky to have such a loyal reader/follower, and I never take that for granted, I assure you. Just an FYI, when someone fangirls all over my ass, I would NEVER call her a stalker. NEVER. :)

Hey, Bella berating herself for not noticing the parka was all for you, sweets. I needed a way to hint at Bella's parka obsession.

About the tape measure incident--I just *may* have done something similar to that in RL. Emphasis on the word MAY. Okay, I took it from a RL incident. I will tell you this much, though--those two docs always step up their game when they work with me now. ;)

I'm so incredibly relieved to hear that the details in the story are appropriate and understandable. I'm trying so hard to make this real and believable without ostracizing any readers. It is a fine line between keeping it real enough to be interesting, but not so real as to be obtuse. I rely upon my beta a lot to let me know when I need to get my head out of my ass.

I'm also very relieved you are enjoying Bella's blog. I questioned whether or not to include it, because it is central to the story, but I could have gone either way with posting actual content. In the end, I felt it was important because it sets the tone for Bella's mindset, and I thought it would be fun for readers to stalk her blog just like Edward will. KWIM??

SO delighted you are enjoying it, and that the dream sequence met with your satisfaction. <3 Thank you for suggesting it.

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: March 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Ten Reasons to Love a Nurse

Oh, how I love Edward's POV!  It is the next best thing to ....well, you know! ;)

I just adore this Edward.  I love that he is brilliant and kind and he has an amazing sense of humor.  (and his perviness makes my day)  I really enjoy when his jealous, possessive side appears too!!  It was too funny how he got rid of Mike.  And Bella was genius when she called him out on his actions.

And as if Edward wasn't amazing enough - he goes and seeks his dad's advice about Bella.  That was my favorite part!  Carlisle was wise and kind - just the perfect dad.  Oh any when he said: "You know I'm always here for you, personally and professionally. You're my son first, and a doctor second. Always." I literally swooned!!!  It should be illegal to have that much yumminess in one familly. :)

AND then, those fabulous Cullen men show their sense of humor by giving Bella the urologic ruler.  There is nothing hotter than a smart man with a sense of humor -- nothing!!

I was giddy with their gifts to each other.  I loved how excited Bella was with her ruler.  Her nurse shirt to him was perfect!!

Oh and then her blog -- it was hysterical.  I love what he said and then lost it when she said she thought he he is gay.  It almost serves him right for reading her blog.  =D

My only concern is that the PPSS will be interfering with the frequency of my updates.  I am sooooo not ok with that!!  *stomps foot*  I guess that I will try to be patient. *sigh*  ;)

Great one, bb and I can't wait for more! :)



Author's Response:

Oh Lobsters, how I love thee, let me count the ways...

I agree with you, there is almost nothing better than an EPOV. I'm THRILLED that you love this Edward, because he is, underneath everything, a good-hearted, conscientious man. I want to make sure that comes through loud and clear. Dude, OF COURSE he is going to get Newton out of there as fast as he can--it is mandated by the universe that Edward hates Newton, in any incarnation! This Bella is no fool, and she will continue to call him out when he steps over the line.

I love Carlisle, what can I say? He and Esme are devoted parents, and they will both continue to make appearances in this story. Remember, not only is Carlisle Cullen a perfect dad, he also sports a British accent. Is there anything yummier? OK, Edward, but after that? Um, no. There isn't.

I'm also thrilled you are enjoying the humor. That is such an important element in this story, because if you have no levity when you work with dying children, you will become suicidal. The gifts are one way to keep things light hearted.

I'm glad you are enjoying the blog. Of course, Bella thinks he is gay. He's beautiful, intelligent, smart, conscientious, unattached. What other conclusion could be reached besides the fact that he is gay? He'll get things straightened out, have no fear.

I'll try not to let the PPSS interfere too much. I already have most of the next chapter written in my head, just need to get it down on paper. TY for TRYING to be patient, so foot-stomping can be kept to a minimum. :)

TY for all the love and reviews. You always make my day!!

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: April 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Who Needs a Parka?

Oh, thank you Bella for your obsession with parkas.  You have taught me so much!! (you too kimpy) ;)

I loved the dream analysis info.  Where did you get all that information from?  Or did you make it up?  It was perfect and did a great job dissecting and explaining Bella's Cullen twofer dream.  Again, whoever suggested it is a flipping genius!  ;)

So glad that Alice is there to talk some sense into Bella.  She clearly needed an objective opinion.

And I am so loving the blog posts.  I wonder what will happen when she finds out Edward has been reading them.  I think a fake blog  might teach him a great lesson about being sneaky. JS ;)



Author's Response:

NGL, it was wicked fun to research that chapter! ;) Oh, I so took one for the team there, but a serious writer has to do due diligence, you know?! hehehe.

I promise I did not make up the dream interpretation--I researched it all on the internet! The work that SOME readers have me do to be accurate, I swear. ESPECIALLY that one reader who came up with the dream in the first place!! ;)

It gives me secret satisfaction when people like the blog posts, because I really thought it might weigh the story down to include them. It's good to know that people genuinely enjoy it. Oh, Bella will find out Edward's been reading them, but not for a little while yet. Just wait.... your patience will be rewarded, I promise!

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: April 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Are You Man Enough?

Oh Bella, you sure are a fiesty thing.  I like it.  I am a huge fan of teasing and pranks and firmly believe in 'don't dish it out if you can't take it'.   Good for her for dishing some on Jasper. 

CRIMPLES!!  You had me at Crimples!  Perfect description and explanation of his amazing crimple smile.  *swoon*

I have to confess that I have a weakness for men defending women.  I know it goes against all that feminism crap but secretly I love it.  What I loved most was that Edward didn't have to defend Bella.  He did it because it was the right thing to do since Titmouse was being very disrespectful.  GAH - could he get any better?  Hmmm....



Author's Response:

Bella is a study in feistiness. She and Jasper will go around and around on the teasing, just you wait. He gets everything he deserves.

Yes, the crimples made it into the chapter. I'm so glad you feel I did the crimples justice. It is an important attribute of his, I didn't want to mess it up, after all!

Aside from being brilliant, fuckhot, and funny, this Edward has integrity and justice written all over him. There is no way he's going to let Titmouse get away with his antics, especially not with Bella. Those are HIS tits, you know? There may just have been a tad bit of jealousy involved there... just saying.

Thanks, as always, Lobsters, for being fucking amazing and reading whatever it is I happen to dish out. I truly appreciate it. 

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: April 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Setting the Record Straight

Oh, how I love getting in Edward's pants.  Oh, uh ... I mean bed - head.  I love getting in Edward's head!  ;);)

My inner perv was giggling and snorting during the entire pie eating scene. (<<<that - right there - killing me!)  I can't believe that neither one of them called out the obvious double meaning.

And I want to thank you for allowing Edward to beat off.  That was very, very entertaining.  Maybe next time, he could describe more about how he felt and maybe some sounds (panting, grunting and moaning -- possible video link).  I'm just saying.  ;)

So glad that he cleared the air about his sexuality.  And I really loved how he did it.  If you could let him know that I have been curious about his 'gayness' and if he wants to prove it to me ...well, I would be ok with that!

Great job bb!  I am so excited for the tubing trip - because he will be wet.  I love Wetward!! *swoon*



Author's Response:

Edward's head is always a good place to be, certainly. There's something about his perspective that is so alluring and hot, KWIM?

Oh, they were both getting the double meaning of the pie scene... it was meant to be one big flirting session. Clearly, Bella isn't going to seduce him the old fashioned way. Who brings in a pie for a fuckhot, amazing man and doesn't mean it to be a double entendre?

Lobsters, you're a h00r. I give you a wank session, and you want to make it into a major motion picture, for crying out loud! It made me snort with laughter when I read your comments, seriously. Remember, sweets, he was dead tired and REALLY fucking horny, so it wasn't going to be a major whack off. You will get your satisfaction soon... patience is a virtue, remember?? Also, we're in Edward's head, so he probably wasn't focusing on the noises he was making as much as he was focusing on Bella's bod. KWIM?

I have Edward on his way now to explain to you the many ways in which he isn't gay. Perhaps that will make up for the less than satisfactory wank session. You could make him wank for you, so you can get all the moans and groans in there.

I cannot avoid a Wetward in this story. Not only that, but Bella is going to be in front of him, bikini clad, all day long. It's going to be a VERRRRY long day for our boy. :)

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: May 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini

Oh how I love him.  Let me count the ways .....

One: He is an amazing doctor who isn't intimidated by nurses and their knowledge.  He is smart enough to know that he doesn't know everything.  And accepts their input.

Two: He is an horny, perverted stalker.

Three: He loves his family and appreciates them.

Four: Sexting!

Five: He shouted (aka - squealed) and fist-pumped when he 'discovered' that Bella likes/wants him.

Six: He goes commando in scrubs "sometimes" and isn't away of how fuckawesome that is!

Seven: CRIMPLES! Mother fucking crimples!!!

Eight: He was jealous and overprotective of Bella from the barista dude. 

Nine: He is a flirty, horny, perverted stalker.

Ten:  He is a boob man and lost all thoughts at the idea of just putting sunscreen on Bella.

Eleven:  He mentioned a 'drag queen tuck' and knows what that is!

I am certain that there is more but this is all I can recall now.  Another great chapter and Bella's blog at the end was perfect.  It gave us just a quick insight into her thoughts for this tubing trip.

 



Author's Response:

Oh my lobsters, your love knows no bounds, and fills me with happy fuzzy feelings. :)

You gotta love a doctor who respects nurses. You just have to. That makes him win right there.

Yes, he is a horny, perverted stalker, but he has an end goal in mind. You have to give him points for tenacity, right?

Oh sweetie, they haven't even really started sexting yet. Just you wait!

NGL, the fist-pump/couch jumping moment was so much fun to write. The imagery of it was so clear to me in my mind's eye. I'm thrilled that you loved it, too.

Yeah, the "sometimes" is more like "all the time," but that fact that he is clueless about how it affects others is kind of endearing, don't you think? 

CRIMPLES FTMFW!!! Crimples pwn me. Always. But then, you already knew that.

Again, can't you just picture him standing close to Bella to ward off the barista dude? I love it when he gets all jealous/protective.

He is a boob man, an ass man, hell, he just plain wants every part of Bella Swan. Sunscreen application is a mix of pure delight and delicious torture!

Edward might be clueless about Bella, but he does know about the ways of the world. Naturally, he knows about drag queen tucks, even if he doesn't employ them himself.

Pay special attention to the blog entry in the next chapter. It will be very... telling. ;)

(Yes, I am an epic tease, but you already knew that)

Thank you, as always, for your kind praise and support. They mean more to me than you can possibly know. <3

 
Reviewer: lobsters4ever Signed
Date: June 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: I'm King of The World

More Edward POV ...I love it.  Thank you kimpy for allowing GEM to be a real man and have no idea how to describe Bella's dress.  He didn't know the material or fabrics.  He just mentioned it looked 'crinkled' and he could see her piercings.  Such a guy!!

The sexting was great.  They can't even be apart for a few minutes without wanting each other.

KFM ...FTW!

I loved how the nicknames and parkas were discussed.  It was similar to the one-shot but still fit well here.  Good job!!



Author's Response:

I kind of find my groove with EPOV, ngl. I intended originally for this to be mainly BPOV, but EPOV is just so damn appealing, I cannot leave him alone. Well, that isn't the only reason, but still... 

You know, I'm very glad you pointed out Edward's description of Bella's dress; to me, that is a huge flaw in some fics, when Edward describes Bella's clothing. Guys don't care if it's silk or satin, they care if it looks hot and comes off easily! Really! While he is so hot as to nearly be not human, his brain is 100% guy. 

Let me ask you, if you have Dr. Cullen within 10 feet of you, would you let him go? I didn't think so. Sexting is the only option. There will be plenty more of that to come, btw. Remember, all doctors carry pagers. You can do BAD things with pagers; I know from experience. 

I'm squeeing about the fact that you liked how the original o/s was integrated into the story. That makes me feel very happeh. ILY, Lobsters. You are win.

 




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