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Penname: Wordy [Contact]
Real name: Jeannette
Status: Member
Member Since: November 03, 2008
Beta-reader: No

I just love reading.....

So I should really update my profile. I mean I haven't become a millionaire or married a famously handsome good looking vampire, but I need to make it a bit more interesting...I think!!

So I peeked through the window of Twilighted for a while before I took the plunge and became a member late last year. I wore my little eyes out from all the reading. I had a few ideas for a couple of stories and they kinda of went a bit pear shaped. So I left it for a while and carried on as normal. I then had a small idea which I ignored for ages, feeling a bit dented from the last embarrassing attempts I didn't have high hopes...Stolen HeART was its name.

Likes: carrot sticks, ladybirds, movies, my friend numpty and weekends in my bed.

Dislikes: my shyness, anything with raisins in, trains that run late, and being pale.

Wishes: to improve my grammar, to live by the sea, and to be in a rock band.

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Reviews by Wordy
Summary: Feature

Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. They grew up as children and even became good friends. Once they entered high school, Edward became distant and eventually severed all ties with her. Confused and hurt, Bella moved on with her life in Seattle.Through it all, Bella had her older brother Emmett to get past the estrangement. Now, with Edward's imminent return to Seattle to help out with his sister Alice's wedding, Bella can't help wondering what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago.

Nominated for Best Novel-Incomplete at the Eddie and Bellie Awards.



Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes Word count: 247400
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: March 01, 2010

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstar
Date: November 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 13: Lovely Part 2

I discovered this story on sunday, and read every chapter, finishing the earlie hours of monday morning. It's so well written, and honestly i cried through most of the last chapter...can not wait to read the rest

Thank you... 

Reviewer: Wordy Signed
Date: May 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 17: Dexter Part 2

‘What happened to the thong' such a great line, I could actually here his disappointment!!!

Loved the conversations with the boys, and the round robin texts, poor Edward...

I've read this story from day one and it never disappoints.

Two months...well worth the wait. Thank you

Reviewer: Wordy Signed
Date: October 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 20: "It's You" Part 2

Oh gosh! How I love this story so much. It's without a doubt a story that I will remember and revisit way after it's finished. It was one of the first stories I ever read last summer and I knew I would patiently wait for the end. These two chapters were worthy of the wait, the written dialogue would put me in the frame and the beautiful scenes at the end made me sigh. Fantastic story that should be in everyone's favourite. Looking forward to the last chapter and dare I ask maybe an Epilogue???

Thank you so for much for sharing your talent :)


Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.



Hiding in Plain Sight


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: April 19 - April 26, 2008

You tension building minx!!!!!!!

This was so worth the wait....

The naked under the robe situation,         "Putting the virgin on top seemed like a dumb idea" and walking into the closet are a testiment to your exceptional writing skills. The hottest sex scene i've ever read.

I hope she confronts him regarding the way he sometimes comes across, I dont belive he really is that cold and insensitive.  The blaise comment regarding her parents being an example.  Stand up to him BELLA and give him a run for his money!!!!!


Author's Response:

glad you enjoyed the chapter. :)

No he's not that insensitive, or he wouldn't have bothered trying to make her first time go well. And he did try, even if he didn't say a whole lot.  

Reviewer: Wordy Signed
Date: November 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: April 19 - April 26, 2008

This is my second review...yes i have a sickness. I've lost count of the number of times i have read this chapter.

I'm hoping that now they've connect on this level, that  they will now start feeling more comfortable around each other. it upsets me when they always assume the worst, and never challenge each others motives or reasons. 

I hope in the next few chapters we get to see EPOV he needs to defend some of his actions  and justify his way of approaching certain situations and maybe, just maybe small bridges  can be bult between them....

Author's Response:

I haven't decided when we're next seeing EPOV.

On tap next is Emmett's POV, and I may or may not add some EPOV to that.

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: February 29, 2008

Firstly i would like to thank you for posting this, i'm sure you have had a hetic few days....

Secondly my flatmate (a dude) is gutted that E was not there when B woke up, he was convinced that this would happen. He swore lots and promised that he was reverting back to a Mans Man (his words)and would not read anymore of the chapter(dont worry i caught him printing it off!!)

Loved the Em right hook and the highly charged words between them. In the house, i cringed when E said he liked her and Em just mocked him!!! Now that the bruising is visable will we get to read B's thoughts on how or why it got would be nice if B had heard the whole conversation..  Flatmate now shouting from kitchen that HE WANTS J TO GET SHOT BY THE V....sorry about that!!!!!


Author's Response:

Thanks for reviewing :)

We are catching up with Bella next chapter, so we will hear something about her opinions on his face.

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: May 4 - May 15, 2008

I want to be:

The letters on your keyboard

The pen in your hand

The cells in your brain

This chapter was so needed, so many lose ends tied in a nice bow.

Im so pleased Bella took the leap, they can now work at being comfortable around each other all the time rather than just in the pool.

You've given us a high.......Which only means we will come crashing down
(You know how good you are at that!!!!)

No deposition is fine, we needed a bit of quality time with B and E

But for the love of 2009


actual we don't demand it, just a bit fruity for your love words....Wink wink...

Thank you for updating :)

Author's Response:

I think you win the award for awesome review... even though you begged for smut. :)

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: February 29, 2008

I was scared to read this chapter, like I’d seen a spider scared…and I don’t know why.


You would think that with all there wealth, education and knowledge that they would have learnt to argue in sign language………”Sleeping B’s upstairs’ guys!”


I love whiney Edward...

I love hammered Edward….


I love you…..Lady of thus story


I throw you a kiss from across the waters (lips-pressed-to-palm-and-thrown-like-an-infant-kiss)

Author's Response:

Just thinking about Emmett yelling at Edward in sign language made laugh.

Thank you.

But Edward's house is big and well-built... Bella wouldn't hear them too loudly.

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: May 18 - May 20, 2008

NIPPLE-GATE SCANDAL... Loved it!... Kiddo and nipple should never be in the same sentence Emmett.. tut tut.

EDWARD PUMPING... IRON, now where talking. I see an outtake on the horizon for this (nudge, nudge).

ALICE-SO-NOT-IN-WONDERLAND at the moment, but really Bella exposing your unconventional sleeping arrangements to the in-law... not wise...Mmmm or is this your master plan...

Author's Response:

I love your reviews. I am still smiling over nipple-gate.

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: June 3 - June 6, 2008

Bella may the W.W.P (weak will power) stay with you

May i suggest...opening paragraph of next chapter, should maybe start with...

Early light... popping up on either side of Edward's bed, wearing matching jumpers and grinning like sesame street presenter's, should be Laurent and Jessica... This should guarantee some breakfast booty for E and B, who only seem to be getting some lip loving action when they have an audience.... you know there's a name for that?

Edward. The brushing of the breast trick... very Dawson Creek... loved it.

Great Chapter

Thank you :)


Author's Response:


Glad you liked this one, Wordy... though I don't think we need to class ExB with the exhibitionists yet... :)

Reviewer: Wordy Signed
Date: June 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: June 7 - June 13, 2008

Double entendre Edward! It's nice to see the cool exterior start to melt.

Honestly, with such a nail-biting story line and some fantastic dialogue it feels like you've never been away!!

Southern Living by NyteRock Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 56]

On a business trip down to Georgia, Edward gets set up to stay with an old friend of Carlisle's where he meets Bella. But when an old boyfriend comes back into the picture and threatens her life and her happiness, can Edward save her? AU / All Human

Thanks to MrsC for the uber awesome banner!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie, Sam
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 29389
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2008 Updated: January 07, 2009

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstar
Date: December 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I have just finished all 4 chapters, just wanted to let you know how much i enjoyed your writing. Nice to come across a frisky Edward.....

Update soon


Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, and has a new sense of confidence. When her mother sends her back to Forks for her senior year, she is determined to shake things up.

NC-17 for sexuality, underage drinking, and language. OOC, just to be safe. Some canon pairings, some absolutely the opposite.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Laurent, Mike, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 55461
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2008 Updated: August 22, 2009

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Confrontations and Conversations

I have just come across this story......

Had the day off  and was reading a few stories when i stumbled across this.......GEM

Read all 5 chapters, Im still grinning from the affect of your fantastic imigination and writing...........The Seman Dressing incident (which had me laughing out loud), to the "if i'm not the competition" statement are just a few of the one liners which really make this story....

I'm loving this Whole structure, please continue to torture Edward, keep him just the way he is. J and B  would make a nice change . And Alice being a lesbian FANTASTIC......Thank you

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Slow Dances and Awkward Glances

carpet munching, pantomime sex, how do you come up with such great lines?

This story is "the grin on the face all day story". I seem to chuckle to myself when going over the fantastic one liners.

The morning after will be interesting, the chances of E bumping into B in the kitchen have got to be high..... I hope. Does this mean HE is now the double dipper... he he

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstar
Date: December 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Bikini Strings and Testing

I love the fact that Edward is having a hard time......Wish Jaz would man up a bit, though i get that he is nervous around B. Now that another man is in the mix i wonder how he will copy.

Any chance of seeing more of alice and angela it makes a change to see her with someone else?

Thank you so much for updating, Any chance of another chapter before christmas? :)

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Linen Closets and Calls Accepted

Oh my word Edward's the Mr Burns of the twilight world....Please tell me he did'nt tap his fingers on his chin and laugh like Count Dracula!

Jasper's so gonna screw this up...

Distressed Bella will run to Evil Edward for so-called-comfort...

And Edward will get to see her lady garden's not fair.... 

Reviewer: Wordy Signed
Date: March 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Edward and Drunk!Bella

So right! This is one of the best chapters...

I've fallen hard for Edward and that was never on the cards, I was a jasper fan for this story.

wondering if he will retreat back to dickward once Jasper confronts him.

Will it be 'Blame it on the Cuervo' Or 'Blame it on the Bella'



Alice brings Bella home for Thanksgiving break to forget about her ex. After some drunken clubbing with the fam, Edward and Bella have a one night stand. Hilarity and drama ensue. AU, AH. Rated NC-17 for language and sexual themes.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Mike, Other Character, Rosalie, Tanya
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 47715
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2008 Updated: July 17, 2009

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: November 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Morning After

I really like this story. looking forward to the next chapter. I like the way Bella thinks the worst of Edward......keep the meaness in please..

Author's Response: The meanness will be here for a couple of chapters, muhaha. Thank you!

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstar
Date: November 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Band Practice in Hell


I loved the fact that Edward played it cool in the morning of the night before..... and then kinda of started to panic when Jacob offered Bella a lift..........LOVE IT

Please keep it like this....Its Wonderful reading..

Author's Response: Haha, damn Edward and his occasional composure! I love it when he loses it :) Thank you very much!

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: November 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Morning After

I Love this story

I love Edwards reaction. please keep him like this for a while. A drunken flirty Bella would test his willpower!!!!

Jacob being the cool dude in a band is a good twist, Edwards Jealous streak and snide comments.........PERFECT

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstar
Date: December 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Rain Keeps Falling Down

More asshole Edward please.......

Loved the impatient edward knocking on alice's door, very funny. I gasped at the "was'nt that hard up" line....that was just mean of him.

Was kinda hoping that they might get another one night stand out of this date, specially when she started to knock back the vino. Also hoping that once Bella tells Jacob what happened, that J will tell E a few home truths whilst at band practice, maybe even a fisty cuff fight........sorry getting carried away

Thank you for updating



Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Morning After

I just need to say how much this story makes me sigh............. I wish he would'nt be so mean, yet i also thrive on the nasty side of Edward...When she begged him not to say "i love you" whilst on the floor, i could almost hear the desperation in her voice..............heartbreaking

love it, this is what i call angst

thank you for updating :)


Officer Edward is sent to check on Chief Swan's daughter while she's home visiting from college and seeing a creepy guy. He's nervous to see his true love again, but troubles arises as her date is not so nice, but Bella fights back. Lemon and fluff.  One shot Only

I do not own Twilight or song Gun Powder and Lead

Thanks to kellyam for swift work on betaing this for me

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward, James
Series: Song Based One Shots
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3254
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2008 Updated: December 03, 2008

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love your stories.

Will you be updating this one soon?

Fell in love with this story straight away


Snowed In by eclipsedawn Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5322]
Summary: Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin?

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 88293
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: January 02, 2010

Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstar
Date: December 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Spark

This chapter made me laugh, the library paragraph, was very well written.

Needing more room, because he widen his legs........very comical.

I do like this story alot, keep updating

Thank you :)


Reviewer: Wordy Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Humiliation

Every snowed in cabin story should come with a eclipsedawn.....

Thank you speedy updater :)







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