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Summary: 
What if in the beginning Edward lied to everyone about being in love with Bella? What if originally it actually was all about Bella's scent? And what would happen then if accidentally, much against his will, Edward kind of sort of fell head over heels in love with this not-so-dull human girl?
This is an AU of the Twilight Saga using an entirely different plot as to how, why, and when Edward and Bella fell in love. It offers a different explanation for what was so special about Bella Swan, why Edward vigilantly enforced those physical boundaries, why there's tension between the Cullens and the wolves, and why Edward behaved the way he did not only with Bella but with his family. Expect romance, mystery, angst, and humor. Dark Edward.
Canon Pairings, No BxExJ, OOC.
This story is rated NC-17 because of occasional naughty language, violence (or implied violence) against humans, vampires, werewolves, animals, insects, minding-their-own-business-pajamas, entities, books, coffee tables, leather recliners, bridges, sword ferns, shrubs, rocks, and worst of all....trees. It is also rated NC-17 due to excessive snarkiness by Edward, references to underage drinking, practical jokes and/or enthusiastic tormenting of secondary characters particularly Mike Newton, Jacob Black, and Charles Swan. It also is rated NC-17 due to sexual content.
Thanks to Mizra for the banners.
Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Lauren, Leah, Other Character, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 74 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1085631
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2011
Reviewer: Tail writer Signed
Date: May 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1 - Tanya and the Bachelor Party Bet
whoa! didn't see THAT plot twist happening.... hope she doesn't end up anywhere near the Cullens as a vamp, that could get awkward.
I'm glad I have Mon. off... because now I can read for longer.
Awesome story keep it up! Author's Response: Hi there Tail writer! Thanks so much for the review. I had so much fun putting Tanya and Lauren in the same room. Really. Just wanted to remind you that the first seven chapters of this story are telling what is actually like 3/4ths of the way into the story. When we hit the heart of darkness section around chapter 8, I'm doing a long flashback from Edward's POV that will have equally hilarious moments in it, although it'll be a bit gloomy at first. Swear.
I had so much fun with Tanya in this story. I think she gets a raw deal in fanfiction, and I wanted to have her be this force of nature with a hilarious ego problem - as the sole source of her attraction to Edward. And I had so much fun envisioning her because to me, she really is the loveliest woman on the planet and has never been turned down by any man, save Edward Cullen - who really isn't interested. And it offended the heck out of her that he didn't want anyone ELSE at first. No, thanks, Tanya, I'd rather be celibate than spend time with you - kind of stung although he never verbally said that to her. So imagine how stunned she is when she hears all this wonderful stuff about his human, and finally meets her and she's just so .....not Tanya.
Just so you know, I am a fan of plot twists. Really. I live to keep surprising my readers. :) And the idea of turning Lauren into a vamp and bringing her into a room with Jane......which I haven't put in the story yet, but most definitely will....now that's just too funny. Thanks for reading. Thanks for reviewing, and I double-dog dare you to finish the posted chapters tomorrow.
:) Books
Summary:
When you’re young you’re supposed to have fun, law be damned. At least that’s how Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon saw it.
Three friends’ hell bent on having as much fun as they can while they are still young. Only problem is, what they find fun normally gets them into trouble with the law.
Now their parents have had enough and have come to a decision to send their teenage daughters to Boot Camp for six months.
Alice, Bella and Rose are certainly not pleased with their parent’s news and vow to make life very interesting for all those at the correctional facility. With the help of three boys, who love causing just as much trouble as the girls, they don’t have a hard time keeping to their unspoken vow.
Banner by JayJayHale
Characters are quite OOC but the couples are the same as always.
Rated because of foul language, there shall be a lot of it. Also underage drinking, law breaking and shenanigans like that.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes
Word count: 110414
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2009
Reviewer: Tail writer Signed
Date: May 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Sounds Like a Plan
awesome possum! I love this story. I'm not really a fan of cussing, but it definitely fits in the story. This chapter was one of my favorites. It made me want to punch the guards... and of course Mike. But then again, who DOESN'T want to punch Mike?!
Keep it up! Author's Response: Thank you.
Yeah, these girls do like to swear a lot.
Haha, Mike has been asking for a good slap for a while now. :P
Alice.x
Reviewer: Tail writer Signed
Date: May 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - A Heist
GAH! I totally called the roommate when she said Lauren's face was caked w/ makeup. Only someone with that few neurons would use space for clothes to store makeup... ha.
Reviewer: Tail writer Signed
Date: July 29, 2009
Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30 - Same Old S**t
ooh I love it when they get all devious! figures they'd find a way out- after all, it wouldn't be any fun if they just sat there, now would it?! (besides the fact that there would be no story to speak of! :P )
I want a Cullen that'll distract the teachers from giving out homework, With a side order of death-by chocolate cake! (and an alice roomate, college starts in 10 days!
Summary: 
Could the fairy tails from Bella's childhood be real? Renee and Charlie took the news of Edward and Jacob's secrets well. Is there a dark past that has prepared them for such unimaginable secrets such as vampires and warewolves?
Southern Skies introduces a new perspective to the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer and takes place through out all four books.
Categories: Pre-Twilight, Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 24170
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2009 Updated: June 13, 2009
Reviewer: Tail writer Signed 
Date: May 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
WOW! This is such an original concept, a bit like twilight turned topsy turvy into.... I'm not sure what to call it, except AWESOME. keep it up! I'll probably give you a more comprehensive review when it's not 12 46 AM...
One thing that threw me for a loop was the bunch of HTML or code at the top. I thought it was a paragraph at first...
Good work, keep at it.
Tail writer Author's Response: Hi again!
Thank you for taking the time to R&R! It makes me so giggly... I feel like a crazy person! My goal for this story is to make it a parallel to Twilight. As everything that we know about goes on in Forks, Ann is here in Florida. They know nothing about each other... ... yet. I have so much in store for these two sisters! If you pay attention to the timeline as the story progresses, you'll see the parallels. I can't wait to see people's reactions to what I have planned!
Yet again, I have no idea what is up with the HTML garbage at the top of each chapter... it's just stuck there... ... ???
Thanks again!
-Samantha
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