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Penname: AwesomeSauce76 [Contact]
Real name: Amanda/foof76
Status: Member
Member Since: May 11, 2009

34 year-old happily married mother of two spoiled rotten dogs.

To put it simply, I love the smut. I love the reading of smut, and most definitely the writing of smut. Plot is good, too. ;-) Now mix all of those things up with Twilight characters, and I am in HEAVEN!!

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Hot Water by psymom Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 36]
Summary: Feature

All Human.  One Shot.  Edward and Bella in the shower on his birthday.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1192
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2008 Updated: May 13, 2008

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Hot Water

So very sexy! Mmmmm.... I'd love a nice long shower with Edward.

The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13662]

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!

Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 19, 2010

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: May 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: The Weekend, Part III

Love love LURVE how this story is developing!

I am soooo glad that others find the idea of Edward cumming on Bella to be hotter than HELL!

(BTW, I don't know if you've ever seen it, but that end scene where he is behind her... it totally makes me think of that movie Secretary. One of my all time favorites, and hands down one of the hottest scenes in the movie. If you've never seen it... definite. must.)


Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: May 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

LOL!! I LOVED Edward's final fantasy, in front of Jacob and calling him a fucker. PRICELESS!

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: May 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Teasing

I am adoring this story! I had all but given up on really good, canon, VAMPIRE Edward stories. It's so funny, I'm halfway through one of my own that is set right around the same time frame.(only much shorter and a little darker) I gave up and wrote one of my own, lol!

I was not grossed out at all by the blood in here. I think if it is going to be anywhere, it should be in a Vamp/Human story. It is a reasonable topic and I am glad I'm not the only one who wondered about it.

Keep up the great work!

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: May 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: The Honeymoon

Wonderful new chapter!!

Don't feel bad about needing time to update. I have an even worse reason. I always write in private, I HATE hubby knowing what I'm writing because I do not want him reading. And he's been home so often lately, no time to write! Makes me cranky! So you being sick & still writing other things, and then still updating in under 3 weeks is amazing!

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: June 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23: Good-Byes

Wonderful chapter!!!

(and yes, I am TOTALLY waiting for the, ahem, scene!)

Why does the thought of Edward actually convincing Bella to do it on her bed just totally drive me bonkers?? Talk about sexy!

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: August 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25: The Book and the Change

Beautiful! I love her book for him. Such a lovely gift.

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: September 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 27: Epiclogue: A Million Tomorrows

Absolutely perfect ending. I know you will miss it, it's like your baby has left the nest, but it was just the most perfect sendoff. You addressed everything that remained and left me feeling completely sated. Thank you.

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: March 26, 2010 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28: 2nd Epilogue; Fandom Gives Back Outtake

This was such an unexpected surprise!! This was such a lovely outtake.

Congrats on the novel!

Bright Like the Sun by Dryler Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 974]

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*Banner by time_lights over at Livejournal*


When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No Word count: 112401
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2009 Updated: December 17, 2011

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: October 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Kitchen Supervision, Stubborn Decisions, and the Dread Beep

I really love your Bella here. She's so feisty, and I love her inner monologue. I'm really looking forward to following this!

Author's Response:

Thank you :)

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: October 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Questions, Anger, and Answers

OK, I am just really enjoying this so much. It's so funny!

Author's Response:

Thank you :)

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: December 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Invitations and Bathroom Visitations

I'm so happy to see that this updated!! I love unexpected surprises!! This was a wonderful new chapter, please keep going!

Author's Response:

Thank you :)

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: March 26, 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chastity Belts and Blackmail

I was so happy to see this had updated!! I had forgotten all about this one, and when I saw the alert I went "Yay!!!"

I really love the snarky, funny banter between these two. I want them to KEEP KISSING!!!

Please update soon! Or at least... sooner?

Author's Response:

Thank you :)


~From the author of In Pursuit of Normalcy and Missing Dawn~

What if, during the early stages of their relationship, Edward lost some of his carefully-maintained control with Bella one night?  What if his urges were precipitated by a force mundanely human and unavoidable?

This 3-part story is complete!

This story is a part of Twilight After Dark: A Naughty Smut Anthology Series.  Be sure & check out the other naughty stories in Twilight After Dark!

Smokin' hot TAD banner & TM&TM banner by the fabulous, talented, amazing achelle131, author of Vanity and Patience!

Categories: Twilight, Eclipse, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Esme
Series: Twilight After Dark: A Naughty Smut Anthology Series
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 20519
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2009 Updated: July 04, 2009

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: June 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Monster and the Man


This is one of my favorite subjects/timelines for B&E. I have my own story that starts out very similar, but it's closer to Breaking Dawn.

I just don't think there are enough fics from EPOV that deal with his bloodlust.

Great job!

Author's Response:

Thanks so much!  I'm so glad you liked it!  I very much want to read your fic, but I won't until I'm done writing the third and final installment to this piece.  I'm always worried about "getting ideas" from other people, if that makes any sense.  Anyway, the second installment to this has been in queue for a couple of weeks now...

Again, thanks for reading, and I'm very glad you enjoyed it!

Show Me by booboo_kitty Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 148]

An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest*



Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be.  Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.


Categories: Post-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4481
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2009 Updated: February 17, 2009

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: May 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Show Me (v)

Beautiful, sexy oneshot!!! Love it!

Author's Response:

Thank you very much!  Please stop over and check out the companion story, The Acclimation Diaries, if you're so inclined!


Summary: Feature

He's a young but jaded keyboard player writing lyrics for his band, Breaking Dawn, and she's a naive and frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide on-line.
What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

OOC, canon at heart.
Banner by FatApolloLove

Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes Word count: 146168
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: August 27, 2009

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Opening Lines

I am loving this story! I'm only a few chapters in but already loving it hard-core.

And what a lovely end chapter note, just a question about eye compliments. Let's see... the most fabulous thing anyone ever said about my eyes was that they were hauntingly beautiful.

Yeah... I liked that one.

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: June 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Phenomena

Hehehe, the only piece of Twilight merch that I allowed myself to buy. An Edward/Bella keychain.

Beautiful chapter!

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: June 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 26: Imps


I am just madly in love with this story, but poor Edward just can't catch a break. I really hope they find a way to get Tanya out of the picture for good.

Now... who would I be for a week? I think that since I've been doing more writing now than I have in years, I'll say Stephenie Meyer or J.K. Rowling. Not that they are even my favorites, but they certainly spring to mind when thinking of women who started out as complete unknowns and brought a whole new world to us. They were able to dream up their own amazing reality and take us all by surprise.

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: June 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 27: Short Ended Stick


Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: July 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 28: Truths

A Positive.

Another beautiful chapter. I crave these updates like a dirty junkie. I love the angst, but I just want to shake Edward really hard and say "Man up, dammit!" Although, I want to do that to most of the men I've ever known, so very good use of realism there. ;)

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: July 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 29: Party Favors

One year in jr high, I went like Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue, circa 'Shout at the Devil'. High teased hair spray painted black, war paint, the works. God I used to love the Crue. *hides in shame* Second best was Bride of Frankenstein, my first couple costume with my hubby. (I just really like any excuse to tease my hair crazy)

Excellent chapter.... but I feel so cockblocked! Bella! Party! (poor Tanya)

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: July 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 30: Angles

Oh thank God!!! They finally put it together!!!

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 32: Seeking

Summertime from Porgie and Bess. If she can vamp it up bluesy and sex it up velvety... that would be lovely.


Breathtaking chapter, once again. Stayed up late as soon as I saw the update. Otherwise I would have read it first thing in the morning and been late for work.

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 33: Call Time

Standing in the moonlight outside my college dorm in the parking lot.


Another breathtaking chapter!

Reviewer: AwesomeSauce76 Signed
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 34: Hidden

Ketchup, mustard, sweet relish, shredded cheese and sometimes chopped onion. Mmmmm.....

Excellent cliffie!



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