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Penname: muldergirl [ Contact]
Real name: Jo Anna
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Member Since: May 03, 2009
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Love Twilight (obviously!) and enjoy reading everyone's interpretations of the relationships, Especially E/B! Sorry, canon shipper here; can't bear the thought of either one of them with anyone else. But I still read those fanfics; just can't see it. I write myself, but I've yet to submit anything. Guess it takes LOTS of courage, and I surely applaud those wonderful writers here who continue to make the rest of us giddy. This is an awesome site, and I spend at least 23 hours and 59 minutes a day here. Much to my husbands chagrin! :)
Due to a yahoo glitch, I have two accounts here: Muldergirl and Darcyfitz. We are one in the same. LOL. I have to use Darcyfitz on the forum, but Muldergirl in reviews. More of me to enjoy your work, I guess!
I am in awe of all the talented writers here. You guys Rock!
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Summary:  Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).
Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes
Word count: 183053
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2009 Updated: August 22, 2010
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: May 05, 2010
Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Okay. I'm going to go curl up in a dark corner and weep myself into a frenzy. That is all.
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: May 23, 2010
Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Total heartfail. Yikes, almighty...knew it, expected it, but...the reality was just too hard to bear. Poor Edward. He didn't just fall off the wagon, he flew down the rabbit hole. I think I'll go to my dark room and cry now. :(
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: June 02, 2010
Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
Broke.My.Heart
But it looks like Edward's doing better? And in school!?
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: June 21, 2010
Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
I'm so glad to know Edward is doing well. Wow...five years...
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: July 11, 2010
Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
so glad that went well; it's better than feelings of anger and resentment hovering, even if they only wind up as friends. But if you do send them in the direction of love again, than friends is the best place to start. Either way, hopefully this will be a happy ending for them both.
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: August 04, 2010
Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26
So sweet...reminded me of their first kiss in Bella's bedroom, all awkward and sensual.Oh, I'm going to miss this story so. Whatever happens, at least they are back together, and forgave each other. It's so clear they need each other, hopefully they can overcome Edward's struggles and forge a relationship. This time, with lasting results. Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed the chapter. I love me some awkward....
Thanks for taking the time to review.
Summary: Edward Masen is a former NFL football player who was injured and could not return to playing. After taking some time off to figure out what he wanted to do with his life, since playing football was out of the question, he decided to go with coaching high school football. He leads a simple, quiet life with his friends in Forks until he meets the woman that will change his life forever. Bella Swan decides to move back home with her younger brother when she gets a teaching position at her old school in Forks. AH/Canon Couples/alternating between Edward and Bella POV. Rated M ;)
Huge thanks to Jessica1971 for being my beta once again. I could not do this without her. :)
Disclaimer: SM owns Twilight.

Thank you to Heatherdawnc for making another terrific banner for me. =)
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, Seth
Challenges: Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes
Word count: 170353
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2009 Updated: March 02, 2010
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 17, 2009
Title: Chapter 6: Cookie Deception and Caught Red Handed
Too Hot!!! And how could you leav that little cliffhanger there? LOL
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 23, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Fireworks and Late Night Talking
Lovin it...way hot!!
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: October 18, 2009
Title: Chapter 12: Blushing TILF and Naked CILF
WOW..FUCKING HOT!!! POOR BELLA; CAN'T IMAGINE HER BLUSH NOW. LOL
Summary:

When Bella and Edward meet the first day of High School, he is a chubby misfit with no friends in a new town, aside from his popular cousins. He meets Bella Swan, a well-liked, if uncoordinated, local with problems of her own. This is the story of their friendship, their loss, their love and destruction. Can they find their way back to each other? And can they survive the changes they have both gone through since the fateful day they met?
HUGE THANKS TO ATHENALOVE and READERGOOF FOR THE AMAZING BANNERS!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 41 Completed: No
Word count: 164271
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2009 Updated: December 03, 2012
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: December 20, 2009
Title: Chapter 20: Two is Better than One
Wow..awesome story! I've cried in a almost every chapter. so beautiful Author's Response: Thank you! We have kleenex and vodka on the thread.
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: February 10, 2010
Title: Chapter 25: As Time Goes By
Please, please tell me he set up the rooftop like Bella did all those years ago????? Sigh...now I'm going to be chewing my nails to the quick until the update. GAH!! Author's Response: We'll soon find out what Edward has up his sleeve:)
Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: April 02, 2010
Title: Chapter 29: Goodbye My Lover
Gah, I'm dying here. So sad. Get her little ass back there at once!!! LOL
I know I'm probably nuts, but I usually don't like BPOV. I think Twilight would have been better from EPOV. That's just me. But this chapter of BPOV was just awesome. Her pain was so tangible. Good job. xoxo Author's Response: Personally, I like hearing from multiple POV's. In Twilight, I'd have been interested in Edward's POV, but I'm not sure if he would have emo'd us to death! LOL!
Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: April 07, 2010
Title: Chapter 30: I'll Be There for You
Oh no you guys DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF was that? Author's Response: Ummm, we did *peeks up from behind a big rock* Please trust us and stick with us, all is not what it seems.
Summary: Edward and Bella are web geeks, friends, and colleagues. He kicks ass at code, she kicks ass at Nerf wars.
A serious case of social retardation prevents Edward from going after the woman of his dreams. Can Edward overcome his inability to communicate in order to help Bella, whose dark past threatens her future happiness?
Humor, healing, romance, and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story.
"...a funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." ~Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: Geekward and Nerdella
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Word count: 79448
[Report This] Published: August 21, 2009 Updated: January 03, 2010
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 17, 2009
Title: Chapter 3: In Which Edward is Cantaloupey
Oh my god, this was hilarious!! The chapter from beginning to end had me laughing my head off. Edward's internal monlogue was just too funny!!Dead kittens,plane crashes, grandma and mom. LOL... Ok, so I love the angsty stories here, but I usually enjoy a funny one too. This is a good one; keep writing and don't be bummed about reviews.
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 19, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: In Which Edward Has An Epiphany
Gah...you are torturing poor Edward to death!!I know, I know...drunk woman plus socially retarded woman plus guilless woman equals no peace for him, but Bella has to know what she's doing to the poor guy!! BTW, I love Jasper in this story. He is so angsty in many stories, and it's so refreshing to see hiim just be 'human' and approachable. Well, as approachable as he can be admitting he wanks on Eddie's sofa. LOL...loving this story! please update soon..
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 20, 2009
Title: Chapter 8: In Which Our Flummoxed Lovers Spork
You are too funny; loved the Twilight movie referenc. My husband can't understand my obsession with Rob Pattinson...he says only twelve year old girls love him(crazy, I know)so when you wrote Edward asked Jasper if he was thirteen, I almost choked. Hilarious!! So...why the tears???
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 20, 2009
Title: Chapter 9: In Which a Wedding is Discussed
"...Oh crap, I need them balls again..." too funny.
Ok, so we all know there is nothing like a romantic wedding weekend to bring people together.. so don't keep us waiting too long.
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 21, 2009
Title: Chapter 10: In Which There is a Kiss
God, this story rocks!!! Poor Edward, can't you cut him a break? And Bella...I'm sensing something bad happened to her, and I can clearly see the angst ahead you talk of. Uh, oh...
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 22, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: In Which There is a Play
AWESOME AS USUAL. OH MY GOD...I ALMOST DIED WITH THE QUOTE I WANT TO EAT YOUR HAIR ON TOAST. LOL...OK, SO UPDATE. LIKE, NOW. RIGHT NOW.PRETTY PLEASE? WITH AN EDWARD ON TOP?
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: September 23, 2009
Title: Chapter 12: In Which All is Revealed
So sad, but a wonderfully handled chapter. Edward's love and respect really shone throught for Bella; the very fact he was physically ill proves he is a real man and could never treat a woman with such horror. You have a big hug coming from me!
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: October 05, 2009
Title: Chapter 14: In Which Something Else is Revealed
Maybe I'm pregnant...OMG that was wonderful!! Great chappie; I knew Rosalie had to be a bitch in there somewhere. She can't help herself. LOL
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: December 23, 2009
Title: Chapter 21: In Which There is a Dare (or two)
lemon meringue pie??? HOT!!!
Summary: 
Edward, a talented, up-and-coming engineer, is on his way to Colorado on a business trip. A business trip he's not too happy about. When he gets into a sticky situation in the departure lounge, he's rescued by Bella, who's working as a doctor in the very same town he's going to. The two are immediately attracted to each other. But things get complicated once they arrive at the destination.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, James, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Word count: 51321
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2009 Updated: January 23, 2010
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: November 14, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
i hate the tanya character with a passion. it is quite irrational, i know. lol Author's Response: Well, I wouldn't say it's that irrational considering how I've written her...lol. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Summary: 
Haunted by her past, Bella is broken and alone. Starting over in a new city, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist, or will his own personal demons destroy them first? AH/OOC
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Word count: 20367
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2010
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: December 13, 2009
Title: Clipped Wings and Inked Armor
OK, A LITTLE PANICKY HERE...DID ANYONE ELSE COMPLAIN THAT 3/4 OF THE CHAPTER IS MISSING ON THE PAGE? I HAVE WHITE BLOCKS THROUGHOUT THE CHAPTER UNTIL THE VERY LAST PARAGRAPH.
Reviewer: muldergirl Signed
Date: October 18, 2009
Title: Clipped Wings and Inked Armor
WTF!!! He better not break her fragile heart!!
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