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Penname: mrsgunsage [Contact]
Real name: My bitches from Drunk Chat Tuesdays call me guns
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I'm a part time accountant, full time wife and mommy.  My hubby and I have been blessed with a beautiful daughter and a precious infant son.


I used to write incessantly back in high school and college, even going so far as to have several poems and short stories published... but life got in the way and I fell out of the habit.  As with most talents, when you don't use it, you lose it.  I always regretted the loss of the words...


Being on maternity leave when my son was born in March of 2009, and then having my hours cut to part time left me with a LOT of time on my insomniac hands, and I started reading all of the wonderful stories here at Twilighted.


Somewhere in a sleep deprived fog I was listening to a Heidi Newfield song and had an overwhelming desire to start writing again... and my first fanfic story idea was born.  I've since started a second story, and I'm alternating back and forth on getting them written. 


I'm hoping to have the first one finished and start submitting soon, but I have to go back and do a massive rewrite on three chapters because PPD kind of took the story places it wasn't meant to go.


 


Twilight-wise... I am an E/B girl all the way.  I just realized that in everything I have written or am working on, if Nessie isn't part of the story then Jacob is the bad guy.  Sorry wolf=packers... no Furry love here.


 


**I have a curse.  I have these awesome stories, I get 20 or so chapters in and then I can't finish.  Still trying.  I know I promised to alert a few people if I ever got to the point of posting...**


 


**Well, I'm still trying to get over the speedbumbs in Unrequited, but my other multi-chapter needs massive reworking.  The post partum depression that initially derailed me did too much structural damage to that story and I need to basically start over on it.  I think I'll wait til after Unrequited is being posted though...  It's all just a big mash in my head.**


 


**I think I made a breakthrough in my multi-chap!  WooHoo, go me!  So recap... Multi-chap that is about 75% done now, another one that is languishing until I can figure out how to fix all of the damage my PPD caused it, and three one shots that I work on when I get stuck on chapters.  Good thing I only sleep three hours a night or I'd never get anything done!  GO TEAM INSOMNIACS!**


 


PS:  Just in case anybody wonders... I have a hard time reviewing a story before it's complete.  I can love it with a fiery passion and still not be able to reveiw it effectively.  If I'm reading a story of yours, be patient with me... you'll hear from me at some point I promise!!!!!!


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Summary:

The Vibration of Love

The third story in the Trilogy about Rob and Bella. (The first story was "The Sound of Love."  The second story was "The Look of Love.")

Bella Pattinson finds herself shifting realities between her world with Rob and Edward's world.  Here are the opening lines of:  The Vibration of Love - Chapter One: "Welcome To The Twilight Zone:" 

I opened my eyes and jumped. Rob was staring back at me, but he was in full makeup, contacts, and all, as Edward.

“What are you doing? God, you scared the crap out of me!” I said.

“I’m sorry, love,” he said in his Edward accent. “What did I do to scare you?”

“Rob, stop it. You’re freaking me out,” I said.

“Rob?” He looked at me confused.

I sat up and started to say, “Why…,” and I stopped talking. I looked around, and I was not in my room. I was on the Twilight movie set for Bella’s room.

“OK, I said. “Apparently I’m still asleep. But this feels so real. I feel wide-awake. Wow, this is one weird dream.”

“Love, you’re not dreaming,” said Rob or Edward or whoever he was supposed to be in this flipped out Freudian adventure I was having. He reached out to touch my cheek, and I leaned away. The idea of him touching me was just too creepy. He pulled his hand back, and looked hurt.

I stared at him. He didn’t look like Rob in make up. His skin looked like it was that pale. And his eyes didn’t look like he was wearing contacts; they looked like they were golden brown. I couldn’t help myself; I reached out to touch his cheek. I pulled my hand back and gasped as soon as I did.

“You’re freezing!” I said.   

He chuckled. “Yes, love, vampires are freezing."

 


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 52740
[Report This] Published: January 24, 2010 Updated: February 17, 2010


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 Angels & Demons

I'm so glad she knew to call for Rosalie!  Thankl goodness Carlisle is taking the wait and see approach now.

 

ps:  HEA = happily ever after.  :)



Author's Response:

I Googled HEA - I love it!  All my stories will always be HEA :)

Yes, Rose is definitely a hero in this story!  Thanks for writing!

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 Beauty and the Beast

Twins!  Awesome!



Author's Response:

I'm glad you think so!  Thanks for reading and writing a review!

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 Nothing Sacred

Ineed to know how much heartfail the next chapter will be so I can mentally prepare.  I literally had to walk away from the computer after being teleported to a baby's grave...  it was an unexpected smack  :(



Author's Response:

Wow.  I hadn't thought about it that way.  I'm so sorry it hit you so hard.  That's why I added the note at the end promising that it will work out.  The beginning of the chapter is sad, but it all turns around by the end of the chapter.  Thanks for not just flaming me and quitting! 

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 All Good Things

I'm so very sorry about your son.  Having had a stillborn myself, I understand the absolute devastation... which was why I had such a visceral reaction to being suddenly dropped at a baby's grave last chapter.  I think what gave me my faith back was getting unexpectedly pregnant with my daughter not even 3 months later.  We've never had any doubt that God intended this particular child for us...



Author's Response:

Thank you for your kind words.  I'm so sorry you had to go through that horrible experience but that you now have your daughter. 

Based on your reaction and that of another reader who is currently pregnant, I added a warning in Chapter 18 that there are upcoming difficult to read chapters related to the pregnancy and readers can PM me for an "easier/softer" version.  I actually rewrote chapter 20 and PM'd it to the pregnant woman b/c she was so worried about it.  So thanks for letting me know how much it bothered you b/c I only want my stories to ultimately be uplifting.

I really appreciate all of your comments.

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 19, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 Epilogue: Happy Endings

AWWW!  I'm glad it all worked out well.  And I love that Alice gets to visit occassionally!



Author's Response:

A lot of people said they liked that Alice gets to visit :) 

Thanks so much for your reviews and keeping me supplied with that "heroin."  :)

 
Summary:

Bella keeps seeing the same shy, bronze-haired Stock Boy during her late-night grocery shopping trips.  He watches her intently, and she knows it. Stock Boy starts making regular appearances in Bella's dreams. One night, Stock Boy's actions are emboldened when he sees a lone bundle of mistletoe still hanging.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9304
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2010 Updated: February 05, 2010


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Unexpected

This was definitely a sweet little story.  :)

 
Torn by MsKathy Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 32]
Summary:

Entry for the 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words' contest. Life doesn't always turn out the way you expect. Bella and Edward hit a bump in their HEA.  First place people's choice winner!

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1002
[Report This] Published: January 30, 2010 Updated: January 30, 2010


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 31, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow.  Just wow.  Been there, done that, cried many tears while reading this.  You really managed to capture the hopeless feeling of knowing it's all gone to Hell without really knowing WHY.



Author's Response:

Thank you so much for the review! I am sorry I made you cry, but I cried while writing it, too. I'm glad I captured the feeling for you. This one hit close to home for me, too.  

 
Summary:

What if Twilight were twisted around a bit? What if Edward already had Bella? What if Carlisle was the odd-man-out?

Esme Allen is an Architecture Instructor at Forks High School. When Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale chronically ignore the school's PDA policy, she decides that it's time for a parent-teacher conference.

Carlisle Cullen is the father, for all intents and purposes, of six perpetual teenagers: Edward and Bella, Emmett and Rosalie, Alice and Jasper. His children have found love, but Carlisle in 350+ years is still without a mate. He has no idea what Emmett and Rosalie could possibly have done to merit a meeting with their teacher. Little does he know, fate works in weird ways.

Added side note: I will not end this story until I've created a happily ever after for them all!

Rated R for violence.

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Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Carlisle, Esme
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: No Word count: 65031
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2010 Updated: July 30, 2012


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Never Again

I feel bad for Carlisle... but I'm glad he took the @$$hole out.  At least Esme didn't start freaking out after Jasper left, and she seems to be calmly accepting everything.



Author's Response:

I haven't decided whether she's going to be okay with it, or if it just hasn't hit her yet!!! Thank you for reviewing! I apologized to Carlisle for this when I wrote it!

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Happy Birthday to Me

OMG, there should be a minor heartfail alert on that chapter.  So sweet, but it made me cry...



Author's Response:

I'm good with the tear-jerkers! My own college admission essay made me cry!

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed
Date: May 01, 2011 Title: Chapter 24: Who You'd Be Today

OMG.... *tissues*  wow.

I'm glad to see Rosalie get some closure and I'm glad she and Carlisle are going to be on better terms now.



Author's Response:

Yeah, I cried, too. Actually, bawled uncontrollably is probably more accurate! I did want to give Rosalie and Carlisle a better father-daughter relationship, though. Thank you!

 
Summary:

 

ExB, sofa, Makita

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Summary: Forks High School Drama Dept. is putting on their annual musical. Bella and Edward discover a certain prop that enjoys many memorable performances amongst the theater crowd. Makitaward! AU-H, Rated M for language and sexual content. Written for the Twi-High Anonymous Challenge.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3678
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2010 Updated: February 17, 2010


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Our sofa was a hideous burnt orange and resided in the boys dressing room.  It was comfy as all get out though.  :)

According to my MUCH younger baby sister it was still there as of when she graduated a year ago.  She took my mom's steam cleaner to it at least once per production while she was there.



Author's Response:

Compact steam cleaners and sanitizing UV wands are two of the coolest chemical-free cleaning devices of the decade. Good for your sister. It seems to me, that if there is any sofa in a semi-enclosed area, teens will find it and put it to use.

Orange, chartreuse and gold sofas have seen a lot of action. I wonder if my generation's neutral-colored upholstery will be next to corner the nasty market?!

Thank you so much for your reviewing and rating my story. Your comments make me smile.

effleurage

 
Beyond Time by tkegl Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1732]
Summary:

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's her second chance... a chance to build a life with a human Edward. But when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected... and Bella has some hurdles to overcome to create the future she's hoping for.

 

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Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes Word count: 286468
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2010 Updated: June 05, 2011


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 29, 2011 Title: Chapter 37: Epilogue - Of Final Farewells and Facing the Future

OK, I started reading this around 4 pm and it's now 5:15am my time.  That is how much I couldn't quit.  I took breaks to fix dinner, bathe, read stories, and put the kids down.  Other than that, I have been completely glued to this story.

It was swesome on so many levels and I'm so tired I can't even begin to give you a proper review.  I just had to let you know how absolutely enthralled I have beeth with your story, and I'll come back to do a proper review after some sleep.

I'm out!

 
Dear Bella, by wytchwmn75 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 223]
Summary:

After being betrayed by the man she thought she loved, Bella vowed to never let anyone in again. Until she met Edward Cullen. Is he truly the perfect man for her, or will he break her heart beyond repair?

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Charlotte, Demetri, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Leah, Phil, Renee, Rosalie, Seth
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 100423
[Report This] Published: February 19, 2010 Updated: February 05, 2011


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: The Birthday- Futretake

LOLOLOL!!!!  I have done that EXACT same thing to my husband more times than I care to count over the last four years.  When the kids scream, nookie is DONE dude.  Sorry. 

It really is true that small kids = no foreplay.  People with children under the age of 10 have to be masters of the 5 minute hook up.

 
Ethics Be Damned by krazyk85 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 914]
Summary:

 

Awesome banner made by my Beta xrxdanixrx...she is a genius and I can't stop staring at it...

 

“What are you thinking?” Edward asked me.

“I’m thinking about how big of a failure I am,” I answered truthfully.

We were still holding each other in his classroom and I realized quickly how dangerous that was...that was where Edward and I went wrong. The need we both felt to touch each other was costing us, and if I didn’t put a stop to it, well, I knew things were going to get worse way before they got better.

Edward narrowed his eyes at me disapprovingly. “You're not a failure, Bella.”

The furrow in his brow only increased as I put some distance between us. He reached out to bring me back in, but I shook my head stubbornly.

“I’m not running,” I assured him, “but we need to stop being so open. While I’m here, we need to at least pretend I’m your student.”

Edward ran his hands through his hair roughly and I envied him at that moment.  Only a minute had passed and I was already losing my resolve.

“She’s right, you know.”  

My body tensed to the voice that suddenly was in the room with us. It was unfamiliar and I couldn’t place it for the life of me, but this unknown voice was agreeing with me--which meant, this unknown person heard everything I said…

Oh shit, oh shit…

Bella Swan is a 28 year old woman who is a narcotics detective for the Seattle Police Department. Bella is assigned to go undercover as a high school student to bring down a massive drug ring fronted by the elusive Drug Lord Aro Volturi. Bella soon finds herself falling for her English teacher Edward Masen...

 

 

Edward Masen is instantly attracted to this new student, but can't pursue a relationship with a young girl.

 Will these two keep things in perspective or will their ethics be damned?

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 196714
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2010 Updated: December 23, 2010


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29

WOOOOHOOOO GO CHARLIE!!

 
Summary:

The Spy Who Loved Me

This is the fourth book in a series about Bella and Rob Pattinson. 

Bella Jordan Pattinson, wife of superstar, Robert Pattinson, suddenly begins to display exceptional martial arts and hand-to-hand combat skills, yet she has no memory of being trained.  Did she have another life before she met Rob?  Why doesn’t she remember, and why is she starting to remember now? 

Here is an excerpt from, “The Spy Who Loved Me:”

As part of Rob’s training for his new role, he had to learn to fence.  When he and his instructor took a break, I picked up a large sword and without thinking, rolled it around my palm like Obi Wan wielding a light saber. 

Jade, Rob’s instructor, walked over to me.  “That sword is for Katana, a Chinese martial art.  Who taught you how to handle it?” She asked.

“No one,” I replied, as I spun the sword again.

She laughed, assuming I was being facetious.  She picked up another heavy sword and parried.

As I sensed that she was about to lunge, I tossed my sword over her head, dropped onto one hand and vaulted to the side opposite her sword hand; I instantly righted myself, and caught the sword midair.  Before she knew what had happened, my blade was pointed at the back of her neck.

She dropped her sword, turned and bowed, then looked at Rob.  “You didn’t tell me your wife had studied Katana,” she said.

“No, I didn’t,” he replied.  “Bella, may I speak with you?”

When we were out of earshot, he stopped and faced me.  “What was that?” He asked, incredulously.

“I don’t know,” I said, still dazed.

“What do you mean, ‘you don’t know?’  You just forgot to mention that you are an expert at sword fighting?”

“Rob, I have never picked up a sword before in my life!”

 

“Why are you lying to me about this?” He yelled.

 

I started to cry.  How could he accuse me of lying?  “I’m not lying!  Why would I?” I yelled at him.

“I don’t know why, but I know what I saw,” he hissed as he stormed away.

 


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Aro, Ashley Greene, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 80864
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2010 Updated: January 11, 2012


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 22, 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 - Shadow and Light

I'm so glad you came back and finished it up!!  I'm glad everybody got back to where they were supposed to be and Aro had a change of heart about everything.



Author's Response:

Seeing a review in my email In-box is like seeing a present waiting to be opened under the Christmas tree!  I just LOVE them!  Thank you very much for reading and letting me know you enjoyed the story!

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Jailbait

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

 

 



Author's Response:

THANK YOU!  And thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 Welcome Back to the Twilight Zone

NOT A NICE CLIFFIE!!!!  :(  I will have no finger nails left by the next update.



Author's Response:

I promise they don't all die!  :)  Thanks for reviewing!

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - A Tale of 2 Edwards

I'm glad you didn't have any freaky entanglings while Edward is inhabiting Rob's body.  It's already weird enough that they are publicly pretneding to be estranged because of the whole spy business.

I was halfway afraid Kate would be able to tell that it wasn't Rob since she's so close to him and she has that vibrational hearing deal, so I was glad when she didn't freak out and start screaming that Edward wasn't her daddy.



Author's Response:

I wonder what qualifies as a "freaky" entangling?  How much freakier does it get that vampire Edward is now in Rob's body?  LOL!

Thanks for sharing your musings :)

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed
Date: August 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - A Tale of 2 Edwards

Honestly, I do not know what would qualify as freakier than Edward being in Rob's body... but I'm sure you'll acquaint me with it in the next update.  LOL!!!  I gave up LOOOOONG ago on trying to predict the outcomes of your Rob/Bella stories.  Now I just roll with the punches and trust you to serve up the HEA's.  :)



Author's Response:

Thanks for rolling with me!

 
Let Love In by KekahJ Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 97]
Summary:

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Edward and his parents move to Forks from Chicago. Bella is the elusive girl in Edward's biology class that he can't seem to get close to. She's beautiful, but there's something about her that he can't put his finger on.


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 39488
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2010 Updated: September 13, 2010


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

OK, I just found this today and read straight through.  I have to say that I absolutely LOVE the fact that you changed the vamps around in this one.  It definitely gives a whole different perspective than just having Bella be a Cullen and Edward be a human.  :)



Author's Response:

Wow! You read it straight through?? Thanks so much! I'm glad you are enjoying it.

Thanks for reviewing! :)

 
The Transfer by bannerday Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3914]
Summary:

 

Bella transfers to the University of Washington and lives in a dorm with the Twilight usuals. The incredibly beautiful guy with the coppery-bronze hair is such a jerk when their lives first collide, but they cannot ignore the fact that they are drawn to each other. However, Bella has a boyfriend back home and Edward doesn't plan to get involved. A terrible experience has made him reluctant to form any attachments. But sometimes you find what you didn't even know you were looking for.

A little angst and lots of romance. Humor with a nosy Emmett, Rose, Jasper and Alice. Add a potential stalker. Top it all off with undeniable sexual tension and eventually some very hot sexy-times. BPOV and EPOV

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 73 Completed: Yes Word count: 511466
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2010 Updated: July 10, 2011


Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 60: Chapter 60: Supernova

OK, I forgive you for the CB clifflie last chapter.  :)  Just don't do it again, missy!



Author's Response:

Hi Mrs!

I'm sorry to say I can't promise TLC (that's Total Lack of Cliff-hanger). ;) I think there's one more coming. I'll be sure to find a good hiding place when I get to that chapter. Thanks for the review and wonderful rating.

Keep in touch.

-bannerday

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38: Say It...Out Loud

Oh thank goodness.  I about had heartfail yesterday between this story and another one that both got to the "Bella and Edward doubt theiir love" moments at the same time.

Thankfully after the most recent updates of BOTH stories, all is happiness and sunshine in my ficworld again!!



Author's Response:

Glad you got the Breaking Dawn after all that gloomy Twilighty angst in your fics. ;) We're going to be having some sunny, funny, rainbows and unicorny days ahead at the Cullen Compound. ;)

Thanks for the review. Keep in touch.

-bannerday

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39: Let the Fun Begin

LOL on your poem.  That was cute. 

I'm glad that the happy times are now commencing in this story, I was worn out on angst.  LOL!!



Author's Response:

Glad you liked my poetry as well as my prose. Hey, whatever it takes to get a few more reviews. I'm not too proud. ;) Yep, happy times ahead!!! The angst is done, the fun's begun!

Thanks for the review.

-bannerday

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 47: Good Times Then and Now

Why with the angst at teh end of a perfectly good chapter?  I thought we were with the fluff and happy puppies and unicorns break-dancing and such... why upset?

 

I have no guesses as to why.  If I had a hot guy dancing with me and telling me he loved me there would be no upset... unfortunately my husband hates dancing and he definitely has White Man's disease.



Author's Response:

Hi Mrs. G!

Oh you'll see. I had to tie it in to the next chapter. If I didn't put that last line there, it would sound really lame. I don't know, it's hinting at what's ahead. Next chapter will take a more serious turn. But it will be a good chapter. And the unicorns and puppies, break-dancing in the garden with the multi-colored Koala bears will be back. Oh, wait, no, not the multi-colored koalas. That's something else.

Wait, are YOU married to MY husband??? It sure sounds like it. LOL

Okay, let's you and me go out dancing and leave the boys at home this weekend, K?

Thanks for the review.

-bannerday

 
Reviewer: mrsgunsage Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 49: It Was So Nice to See You

Maybe I should carry a bat and some balls around... that has to be a better way to let out the aggression than my personal favorite of screaming at people until they are a quivering pile of tears on the floor.



Author's Response:

I'm with you. Your approach is so much more portable. Really, it's the travel version of what Edward does. Kicking and throwing things are also time-tested and you don't need any extra equipment for either of those activities--youo just use whatever is at hand.

Thanks for the giggle.

-bannerday

 




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