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Penname: KelseyJane [ Contact]
Real name: Kelsey
Status: Member
Member Since: April 27, 2009
Website: www.Twitter.com/KelseyJR
Beta-reader: Yes
Hey, I'm KelseyJane, thanks for checking out my page. I am 24. I live in Oregon. My favorite book of the Twilight series is Eclipse. I love to write but most of my stories are for my own enjoyment.
Come follow me on twitter @KelseyJR
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Okay, so everyone has their own perspective on what a vampire looks like and what one can do, here is my brand of vampire:
- Unlike Twilight, I do not think vampires glitter. They burn.
- My vampires burn in direct sunlight but in cloud cover they can go out with only it bothering their eyes and a slight tingle to their skin.
- Their eyes change color as they get hungry.
- They are only a few degrees cooler than the average human.
- They do bleed. But only for a minute or so. It runs slow and clots quickly.
- They have fangs that come out when they smell blood and retract when they are done feeding.
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Links for Ever The Same
Elle's Tattoo:
http://www.unlimitedperfumes.com/images/ch-823_250w.jpg
Imagin the sun is blue without the face and only the 3 yellow stars continuing the circle.
Elle's dress in Chapter 9
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2914031872/tt0454945
The one that Amanda Bynes is wearing
Elle's dress with Jacket in Chapter 9:
http://bynes-source.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=158&pos=3
Edward's shirt in Chapter 9
http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3016282/0~2376777~2374609~2374623~2374685?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=2374685&P=1
Elle's outfit in Chapter 12.
Imagine the shirt a dark green with those jeans.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=10&startValue=71&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=16084972&parentid=W_APP_CAMIS&sortProperties=+product.marketingPriority,-product.startDate&navCount=444&navAction=poppushpush&color=&pushId=W_APP_CAMIS&popId=WOMENS_APPAREL&prepushId=
Cassie's outfit in Chapter 12
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=60&startValue=1&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=16268815&parentid=W_APP_TEES_GRAPHIC&sortProperties=+product.marketingPriority,-product.startDate&navCount=111&navAction=poppushpush&color=&pushId=W_APP_TEES_GRAPHIC&popId=WOMENS_APPAREL&prepushId=
Alice's outfit in Chapter 12
With a white denim jacket over the top and her black flats
http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3011961/0~2378467~2378483~6023104?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6023104&P=1
Rosalie's outfit in Chapter 12
It's the outfit with the blue jacket.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=10&startValue=1&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=16144172&parentid=W_APP_VESTS&sortProperties=+product.marketingPriority,-product.startDate&navCount=486&navAction=poppushpush&color=&pushId=W_APP_VESTS&popId=WOMENS_APPAREL&prepushId=
Elle's dress in Chapter 22.
Color: Lapis
http://www.davidsbridal.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplayView?storeId=10052&catalogId=10051&categoryId=-49998974¤tIdx=62&subCategory=-49998976|-49998975|-49998974&catentryId=6097279&sort=
Please let me know if the links aren't working
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Summary: Living on the streets is hard for Bella Swan but not as hard as putting up with Edward Cullen when he drags her into his world of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll. She needs a lucky break and he needs an image make-over. Will they be able to help each other out before they kill each other?
Banner by Shalu
Kick-ass banner by Irritable Grizzzly.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Jacob
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 39 Completed: Yes
Word count: 343376
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2009 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Cheap Wine and...the Truth
Whoa. It's sad but there are some moms who will choose their abusive husbands over their kids. Have you ever read Bastart out of Carolina? Good book. It's kind of about that. Anyway, good chapter. I like the way you did it. I wonder if Phil is still alive...
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 6: Unacceptable Touching
Well Helloooo Mr. Cullen! Haha. That was my favorite part! Love it! Oh my God. personally, the highlight of my day is reading that Alice says fuck or even swears. It's freaking awesome! lol It's like an old lady flipping people off. It almost never happens, so when it does, it's hilarious! Great job!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Pity-poison and Porn
Holy cow. 8 times in 2 hours! Haha, I would prefer to span that out over like 5 or 6. Haha okay too much info, i know. I can't over the way they treat each other. I freaking love it!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 8: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back
You can't slap me, I review every chapter woman! Hehe. I like that we get to see the softer side of Edward every once in a while. I'm glad it's not all the time though, cause if we got to see the cutesy side of him then this story would just be mush and that's no fun. Haha. i think somebody's gonna get grounded by Alice! Great chapter! As always. Can't wait for more! Author's Response: Yes KJ you are a very good girl and get a gold star. Keep it up!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 29, 2009
Title: Chapter 9: SNL & The Spanish Inquisition
I freaking loved that chapter! And the fact that you chose Rob Pattinson, that was too fucking funny! And I love the that Edward got so jealous. Oh my God, woman, you are talented! I see Edward as a cross between Rob and Chace Crawford. it's kinda weird, but in my head it works! Absolutely, can not wait for the next chapter!!!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: June 01, 2009
Title: Chapter 10: The After-Party
Oh my God, I love Rob and Edward together! That was freaking hilarious. I swear, every chapter is that much better than the last. Hehe, no pressure.
So they finally give in and tell Alice to get lost! I love it! I just hope they don't totally lose the tension between them. It's way too good to lose all of the feistyness between the two of them. Great job! Edward jealous is kinda hott...
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: January 03, 2010
Title: Chapter 24: Stand-Off
Haha, I freaking loved this chapter! The whole entire scene with Rob was perfect! You are amazing. Emmett's man crush was hilarious. And the little teasing at the end. Perfect. Okay, so the whole chapter was fuck-awesome.
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: January 03, 2010
Title: Chapter 24: Stand-Off
Haha, I freaking loved this chapter! The whole entire scene with Rob was perfect! You are amazing. Emmett's man crush was hilarious. And the little teasing at the end. Perfect. Okay, so the whole chapter was fuck-awesome.
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: June 15, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: Unacceptable Touching Marathon
How the hell did I miss that you updated this story! Damn! I think it's safe to say that I loved this chapter! I like how they kept their nicknames of piss-girl and asshat in their fun times. Haha, I gotta love Alice. Too funny. I wonder what she does after the fact, what kind of crap she's gonna give them. Grea chapter!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: June 15, 2009
Title: Chapter 12: Giney & Godzy's Big Day Out
Haha, I love Rob. The whole, get a room thing was awesome! Great chapter hun! Can't wait for more!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: June 17, 2009
Title: Chapter 13: The Bet
OMFG! I freaking love the madman! Haha, his little snippet in your note had me laughing my ass off. I loved this chapter! I'm quite proud of those two for keeping their hands to themselves for that long. Great chapter! Author's Response: Hey Kels
Thanks for the love baby. As usual, your review made me smile.
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: June 21, 2009
Title: Chapter 14: Sexual Healing
Hey now, You can't be mad at me! I have reviewed every chapter! hehe. I absolutely loved this one! Gineyland, usa. Hmm. That was priceless. And I loved all the freaking nicknames Alice came up with for Jasper! Freaking love it! Awesome job!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: June 27, 2009
Title: Chapter 15: Crotchsplosions & Consequences
LMFAO! That chapter was freaking hot! I loved the whole Jasper/Alice scene! Too freaking amazing! You are one talented chica, I swear to God. That and the interaction with the madman is freaking hilarious! I don't know if my reviews are kick ass enough for you to check out my profile, but my story isn't on here yet, it's currently being validated so fingers crossed on it being accepted. Great story hun, I love every freaking bit of it!
Especially Bree's part. "Did she just fucking play me like a violin? That clever little bitch" LOVE IT! Author's Response: Hey baby. As usual, you are far too fucking kind.
Hey, I'm thrilled that you'll be posting soon - I can't wait to check it out.
Thanks for the love.
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: July 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 16: Unspoken Truths
OH MY FUCKING GOD! Toastper! I freaking love it! I can't get enough of Alice! "Alice, stop talking"
"Alrighty then"
Freaking awesome! The first part was heavy but needed to be put in, I liked it and then the whole Jasper/Alice thing was awesome! Hmm, how many times can I put awesome and freaking in here?! Haha.
Now I'm kinda worried about what's gonna happen next...Better not interfere with Jasper and Alice...
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: November 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 21: Moving Forward
Great chapter! I freaking love all the nicknames Emmett used on Edward. Too funny. It's about time Jasper and Alice got some! Now for the phone call...
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: September 15, 2009
Title: Chapter 17: Unforgivable
I have missed this story so much! Thank you for updating! Wow that was a lot of shit to happen in one chapter. Wow. I like the way you wrote that scene. I could invision everything happening. Very well done. Well Edward came to her rescue and beat the living snot out of him but will he accept her for what she's done. And will she accept him after he threw her off of him....Hmmm until next time. Awesome job!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: October 02, 2009
Title: Chapter 18: Aftermath
Fuck me. That was some tough shit. I'm really glad that she called him out on leaving. Although he's gonna do it anyway, I'm glad she didn't just accept it.
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: October 05, 2009
Title: Chapter 19: Exit Strategy
Aww, Rob is back! Haha, I love it! God, Alice and Jasper were so close! Man! Alice is gonna rip Bella a new one for interrupting her. Hehe. Great chapter!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: October 22, 2009
Title: Chapter 20: Misconceptions
Aww, I like Bella and Rob's relationship. It's cute. I think Emmet will be good for Edward. He's strong enough to handle him. Great chapter hun!
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: December 07, 2009
Title: Chapter 22: Tongue Tied
Wow, that is some major progress between those two! Well no shit she burnt her tongue on it, Hot pockets only go in the microwave for 2 minutes not 4! Haha Author's Response: Lol! Sweetie, you're the ONLY PERSON to pick up on that fact. I intentionally put 4 mins in the dialogue to see how many people would go, "Duh, Rob, you're zapping them for too long!", and you're the only one who noticed. Gratz you clever thing!
Kiya x
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: January 11, 2010
Title: Chapter 25: A Pining Giney
Aww I am so fucking proud of Edward! He handled himself so well! And damn is Emmett smart. I freaking love his analogy to letting things heal. Mind if I steal that? Freaking awesome! Great chapter...now where's my free porn?
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: January 20, 2010
Title: Chapter 26: Cool, Calm & Cockblocked
Fuck awesome chapter, as always. Love the butt munch comment. I haven't heard that word in forever! Damn that sexual tansion is high. Wow.
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: January 31, 2010
Title: Chapter 27: Climbing the Walls
Wow. Just fucking wow. That was intense. I love that it was all in her point of view. God, I freaking love this story. I'd be a liar if I said I don't recommend this story to everyone I talk to on Twilighted. It's intense and sexually charged and funny as hell. Awesome story my dear! Love that you added your robporn to the story! You post, what? 20 pics a day of that man on twitter?
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: February 17, 2010
Title: Chapter 28: Let's Talk About Sex
Oh man I love this story. Lemme just say that I love the way you portray Rpattz. He is fucking hilarious!! Everybody is awesome. Oh! There's a line in here from Edward that I want to steal? Can I? I'll give you props.
"Yeah, keep on laughing, little girl. I'll have my revenge on you one day soon, you mark my fucking words."
That one. Can I use it for a story I have coming soon?
So Uhh, not to be pushy but where's my horny Edward? Angry Edward is so damn hot. Why the hell is that?
Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: March 01, 2010
Title: Chapter 29: Jealousy Vs Serenity
As soon as she said she was in their original hotel where everything started, I knew he was gonna be there! It's just too damn perfect. I love Edward for being so understanding about the pictures and then freaking out about her not remember how good he is in bed! Cracked me up! Great chapter!
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