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Penname: KelseyJane [Contact]
Real name: Kelsey
Status: Member
Member Since: April 27, 2009
Beta-reader: Yes

Hey, I'm KelseyJane, thanks for checking out my page. I am 24. I live in Oregon. My favorite book of the Twilight series is Eclipse. I love to write but most of my stories are for my own enjoyment.

Come follow me on twitter @KelseyJR


Okay, so everyone has their own perspective on what a vampire looks like and what one can do, here is my brand of vampire:

  • Unlike Twilight, I do not think vampires glitter. They burn.

  • My vampires burn in direct sunlight but in cloud cover they can go out with only it bothering their eyes and a slight tingle to their skin.

  • Their eyes change color as they get hungry.

  • They are only a few degrees cooler than the average human.

  • They do bleed. But only for a minute or so. It runs slow and clots quickly.

  • They have fangs that come out when they smell blood and retract when they are done feeding.


Links for Ever The Same

Elle's Tattoo:

Imagin the sun is blue without the face and only the 3 yellow stars continuing the circle.

Elle's dress in Chapter 9

The one that Amanda Bynes is wearing

Elle's dress with Jacket in Chapter 9:

Edward's shirt in Chapter 9

Elle's outfit in Chapter 12.

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Alice's outfit in Chapter 12

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Rosalie's outfit in Chapter 12

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Elle's dress in Chapter 22.

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Edward is the retired right hand man for the infamous mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter, can he keep his hands off?  OCC/AH

banner by: emerald_rosalie

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 13 Completed: No Word count: 59124
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2009 Updated: October 24, 2010

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Story Time

Ahh, so close and yet so far! Haha, I wonder how long she'll actually use the toy before they give in to each other. I like the fact that you put in a little star trek in there. Have you seen the movie? It's really good. For somebody who didn't like the tv series, I loved the movie! Plus, the fact that the main guy, Chris pine, is hott, doesn't hurt either!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: July 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Babes and Toys

I'm so glad you're back! I loved this chapter! I think my favorite part would have to be when Edward was like "You don't nee that." and "this is all you need" I loved that! Great job hun! Amazing chapter!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: July 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Temptations

Hehe, I'll do those training lessons, shoot! I loved the Jacob scene, that was cute! Great chapter hun!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: September 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Sweat, Blood and Tears

Wow, I haven't read this in a while. What is wrong with me? Okay, so is this the first time we've heard about Edward feeling guilty about a little boy or is there something I should be remembering? I can't imagine the memories that flashes in her eyes when Edward grabs her wrists. Poor Bella. Great chapter!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: September 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Guests

What? Bella killed someone? Whoa. You definitely know how to thicken the plot my dear. Well done

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: December 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Confessions

Wow. So that's what happened to Alec. Aww, that's so sad. Part of me is hoping that Bree is still alive somewhere although I know that is not the case where James is concerned. Great chapter.

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: December 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Like Mother, Like Daughter

Wow so Charlie knows about Edward and Bella. Hmm, He took that rather well, considering. But like you said, that's not the last we will hear from Charlie about that couple. Great chapter!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: January 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Show Me What She Can Do

I think Leah should be however you want her to be. Possibly a little aggresive and definitely bitchy. But other than that, it's up to you. Loved this chapter! I like that Charlie punched him anyway. Haha


It all started when Bella scheduled her yearly physical with Dr. Cullen, as usual. This appointment, however, was anything but usual. And for the better.

A series of related lemony one-shots featuring Doctor Edward and Bella. Hot and humorous.

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Ch. 1: Touch My Body

"Good morning, Isabella. Here for your annual exam, I see?"

Wait a minute--that's not Carlisle.

Ch. 2: Another Day at the Office

I mustered up my sexiest voice to purr, "Hi, Baby."

"Oh, Christ!"

Wait a minute--that's not Edward.



Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 9940
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2009 Updated: May 30, 2009

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Touch My Body

3 words. That. Was. Hot!

Author's Response:

thank you much!


When Bella's parents divorced Charlie moved to Destin, Florida instead of staying in Forks and Bella grew up in Phoenix with her mom.  After Bella suffers through a 10 month long verbally abusive relationship with James, he threatens to take from her physically what she would not give him so she moves to Destin to live with Charlie.  Here she meets Edward Cullen who has sworn off all women because of a horribly destroyed relationship with his ex, Tanya. Can they save each other from there respective pasts and make a future together?

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 22769
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2009 Updated: August 13, 2009

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: School, The Beach, and Awkward Introductions

Great intro! I loved the interaction between Jasper and Edward. That was awesome. I like it so far.

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Questions, Questions, Questions

I like that you gave a little insight to Bella and what's going on inside her head. Good chapter.

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: June 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: A Surprise For The Family

Aww, Emmett and Rosalie are gonna be engaged! Too cute! Haha, I love weddings. Cute chapter hun!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: July 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Tattoos Aren't Always The Most Painful

Good chapter even if Edward is still his brooding self.

The Screamers by KiyaRaven Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1538]

Living on the streets is hard for Bella Swan but not as hard as putting up with Edward Cullen when he drags her into his world of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll.  She needs a lucky break and he needs an image make-over.  Will they be able to help each other out before they kill each other?


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The Screamers banner

Kick-ass banner by Irritable Grizzzly.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Jacob
Series: None
Chapters: 39 Completed: Yes Word count: 343376
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2009 Updated: August 20, 2010

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: December 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 23: Reunion

Okay so I know it's not James. Cause he went to jail. Now, with a normal teenage drama, it would be some girl from his past here to claim his love which will screw things up with him and bella. But this isn't a normal teenage drama...or is it? Dun, dun, dunn.....

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Alley

OMG! Awesome intro! I could not stop laughing! I love every bit of it! I absolutely love their banter and that he calls her a rabid poodle. That was priceless. Shut the fuck up and be grateful. Oh my god, hun. You are talented. Only the first chapter, and I'm already singing your praises! Haha.

Author's Response:

Hey Kelsey

Thanks so much for your kick-ass review.  Keep 'em coming honey - I'm pathetically needy and reviews like your make me write faster.



Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Breakfast & Belching

Lmao! I freaking love this story. I'm fucking awesome! I could totally see him saying that. God they crack me up. Well done chica! Take your fucking pills when I tell you to. Oh my God. Awesome chapter.

Does this count as another kick ass review? Hehe.

Author's Response:

Yes KJ, this most definitely counts as another kick-ass review.  Keep 'em coming honey, and I love hearing about your fave lines.  It makes me smile :)


Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Alice, Asstard and Piss-Girl

Hmm. Fuckstick. That's a new one. Haha, i kinda like it. Mind if I borrow it? The true way to a mans heart...making a farting sound. Works every time. lol Good chapter!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Big-Tit's Buffet

Lmao! Loved the entire thing! Have I said before that you are talented? Cuz, ya are! Awesome freaking chapter! My favorite? The dessert thing where she pointed and did the thumbs up. Priceless.

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Cheap Wine and...the Truth

Whoa. It's sad but there are some moms who will choose their abusive husbands over their kids. Have you ever read Bastart out of Carolina? Good book. It's kind of about that. Anyway, good chapter. I like the way you did it. I wonder if Phil is still alive...

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Unacceptable Touching

Well Helloooo Mr. Cullen! Haha. That was my favorite part! Love it! Oh my God. personally, the highlight of my day is reading that Alice says fuck or even swears. It's freaking awesome! lol It's like an old lady flipping people off. It almost never happens, so when it does, it's hilarious! Great job!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Pity-poison and Porn

Holy cow. 8 times in 2 hours! Haha, I would prefer to span that out over like 5 or 6. Haha okay too much info, i know. I can't over the way they treat each other. I freaking love it!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

You can't slap me, I review every chapter woman! Hehe. I like that we get to see the softer side of Edward every once in a while. I'm glad it's not all the time though, cause if we got to see the cutesy side of him then this story would just be mush and that's no fun. Haha. i think somebody's gonna get grounded by Alice! Great chapter! As always. Can't wait for more!

Author's Response:

Yes KJ you are a very good girl and get a gold star.  Keep it up!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: May 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: SNL & The Spanish Inquisition

I freaking loved that chapter! And the fact that you chose Rob Pattinson, that was too fucking funny! And I love the that Edward got so jealous. Oh my God, woman, you are talented! I see Edward as a cross between Rob and Chace Crawford. it's kinda weird, but in my head it works! Absolutely, can not wait for the next chapter!!!

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: June 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: The After-Party

Oh my God, I love Rob and Edward together! That was freaking hilarious. I swear, every chapter is that much better than the last. Hehe, no pressure.

So they finally give in and tell Alice to get lost! I love it! I just hope they don't totally lose the tension between them. It's way too good to lose all of the feistyness between the two of them. Great job! Edward jealous is kinda hott...

Reviewer: KelseyJane Signed
Date: January 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Stand-Off

Haha, I freaking loved this chapter! The whole entire scene with Rob was perfect! You are amazing. Emmett's man crush was hilarious. And the little teasing at the end. Perfect. Okay, so the whole chapter was fuck-awesome.



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