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Penname: crackupmonkey [ Contact]
Real name: Aimee
Status: Member
Member Since: April 24, 2009
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I just want to read all the stories. I'm not really much of writter but I can draw and creatie images that way.
I think it's wonderful all the stories people have written.
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Summary: 
Bella is all kinds of trouble, and Renee and Phil have had enough. They send Bella to live with her dad in Forks hoping he can rein her in. Forks is a punishment that Bella would do just about anything to get out of, including find more trouble, with a Cullen.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward, Emmett
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No
Word count: 56065
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2009 Updated: May 14, 2010
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: October 29, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Yay
Poor Bella that is not love - hopefully she will see that before it gets worse
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: January 22, 2010
Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
oh please please update
Summary: 
Bella remains sexually unfulfilled after three separate liaisons with “boys” instead of men. Diagnosed as frigid, she is on the verge of giving up on her sexuality. She encounters Edward Masen, another sexual misfit, and things begin to change. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content.
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES RELATED TO VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No
Word count: 149083
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2010
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: August 25, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Olives
good chapter I love how they are working together Author's Response: Your comment about "working together" took me back to kindergarten. Did you ever watch Sesame Street growing up? They always had a concept or a big word to teach you. I've forgotten all the other words used except for cooperation. It seemed like I watched the cooperation episode a dozen times. That one word was a blanket term to teach sharing, and caring, and working together, and playing nicely. So maybe one of the themes in the story was subconscious on my part, hearkening back to my childhood. Or, mabye Bella and Edward in this fic are really just a couple of kids who need to learn to play nicely together.
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: August 27, 2009
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Buttermilk Spice Muffins
Alice fainted - I love it... keep it comin' Author's Response: People really seem to love Shocked Alice. It almost makes me want to contrive a reason for her to fall over again, but I think I will restrain myself. Perhaps there's something else we can do to Alice. Hmmm, this made me think.
Summary: 
Bella Swan is a high school junior who along with her best friend, Jasper Cullen, lives by her own rules. That is, until Jasper's twin brother, and the brain of Forks High, Edward comes into play.
Nerdward meets Bitchy Bella in this new and fun fic...
Super thanks to heatherdawnc for the awesome banner!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Renee
Challenges: Series: Geekward and Nerdella
Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Word count: 23881
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2010
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: November 17, 2009
Title: Chapter 4: My Paper Heart
I think I know why Bella is so tough but are we actually going to find out? Author's Response: What's your prediction?? I'd really like to hear.
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: February 16, 2010
Title: Chapter 8: We Won't Run
oh she needs to get her head out of her ass - let it go with Jasper - let Alice have him and get her ass with Edward - why is this so complicated?? oh it wouldn't be a fun read if it was easy
Summary: In order to avoid growing suspicions stemming from their social isolation, Edward, Bella, and Alice decide to join in the senior class trip. Suspicions, however, prove to be the least of their worries when things take a turn for the worse.
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes
Word count: 36711
[Report This] Published: July 30, 2009 Updated: September 03, 2009
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: August 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
arrg Jacob is such as ass - Author's Response:
Well, he's just trying to protect Bella, but he could be a bit more gracious about it--after all, Carlisle managed to maintain his composure. But then he's had over 300 years to practice, and poor Jacob is still just a pup! Thanks for taking the time to comment; I appreciate it.
Summary: "I have no idea how I survived that day...
All I know for sure is what happened because of it.
Two things.
First, I lost my friend, Jacob Black. ...I never saw him again. And I knew it was because, for some reason he didn't want to see me.
And secondly, no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life."
Bella Swan is looking for answers and solutions, and hopes to find them when she befriends "crazy" Alice Brandon, thus meeting Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Suddenly, answers might not be what she wants. ExB.
Banner credit: Transatlanticism
 
Categories: AU, AU-Human, Other Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Laurent, Mike, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Word count: 51038
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2009 Updated: July 08, 2010
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: August 12, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Scars Down To My Bones
oh my what does Bella have in mind??? I can't wait to read how this all happened I'm sure that Edward is part of the story, I wonder how Alice fits into it. I'm thinking that no one but Alice and Bell a can see Jasper and Edward. So... this should get interesting if Anglea meets them for lunch.
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: July 08, 2010
Title: Chapter 10: Sleeping With Ghosts
Glad to see your back! Oh I like the back story. This is such a unique plot. Good luck.
Summary: Edward leaves Bella in Seattle for nine months while he pursues his career. See how they cope with the absence while 5000 miles apart.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 5649
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2009 Updated: August 13, 2009
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: August 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: 5000 Miles Too Far
That would be so hard - My husband and I have been together for 17 years and i can't image being apart from him for 9 mo. - Great story Author's Response: Thank you for taking time to review. I have a friend whose husband is gone eight months out of the year for work. He's been doing it for three years now. I can't imagine. I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)
Summary: 
Bella wakes up married to Edward Cullen, who she’s only just met. The problem? She’s still a senior at FHS. The other problem? The judge orders them to stay married for a year as punishment for abusing the sanctity of marriage.
(The beautiful new banner was made by hoping4more!)
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jane, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 13829
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2009 Updated: March 10, 2013
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: November 30, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Not in Kansas Anymore Part:2
keep it coming.. I can't wait for the first day of school. :)
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: September 06, 2009
Title: Chapter 2: There's Something About Edward
Sorry, Mom, but if you were there for that night of wild sex where we proceeded to do what they do on the discovery channel, you’d have married him, too.
love that line....
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: September 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 3: The Stepsister
holy shit!!! so who was Tanya dating - it better not be Edward
Summary: There are more secrets to the ‘new girl in school’ than even a family of vampires could have foreseen. What could the irresistible Bella Swan be hiding? There is more to the golden eyed girl than anyone could have expected.
Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Word count: 95376
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2009 Updated: January 28, 2011
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: November 17, 2009
Title: Chapter 12: 12: It's a Secret
I love the wedding bands and I think it was perfect that they eloped. This was just for them. I love the vows - great job. Makes me want to do my wedding over again with those vows. Author's Response: I'm so glad the elopement was acceptable. The vows took me awhile so I'm really glad you like them.
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: December 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 13: 13: Secret Between Lovers
Somehow I think it will be Jasper - brotherly intuition
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: December 11, 2010
Title: Chapter 21: 21: Tag, You're It
really alice deserves a little more revenge. Great overall camping trip.
Summary: Bella lives to serve her Master. It can be tedious at times, titillating at others, but always, her world revolves around his. Come take a peek at the trials and triumphs in the life of a 24/7 consensual slave and find what happens when outside forces threaten to expose her lifestyle.
Please note that this story contains graphic language, graphic sexual situations and is only intended for a mature audience. The BDSM relationship described herein is entirely consensual, but may be offensive to some readers. Read with caution. OOC, AU/AH
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: All of Me: The Series
Chapters: 25 Completed: No
Word count: 109463
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2009 Updated: June 29, 2010
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: December 29, 2009
Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
what will go on with jazz & bella? I love this story - keep it up!
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: November 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
great chapter! poor jasper but that does happen
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: October 14, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
I thought for sure he was going to talk about Jasper coming to stay with them and what that would mean - that was so hot
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: December 02, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
oh no is this the kid that keep popping up in strange places???
Meeting with Jasper went well. keep the story coming.
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: December 15, 2009
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
wow... so what is Tyler's deal???
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: March 23, 2010
Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Oh this is such a great chapter - Keep writing! and I agrue with my husband becasue I read to much fanficton :)
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: April 06, 2010
Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
oh no....
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: April 24, 2010
Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
holy crap!
Reviewer: crackupmonkey Signed
Date: May 13, 2010
Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
"I think it'll see a lot of use. Next time I'm going to attach her so she's facing the wall. That way I can smack her ass if she makes any noise. I'll send you the link to their website."
love that line - keep it up
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