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The "I Don't Believe in Vampires" forum thread is ready and waiting for you, come play!

I'm over on FF too!

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I'm on Ravelry under the name "lazykatevamp" and love lurking around the Unicorns Unlimited group...if you're a Raveler, please give a shout-out in the comments! Ravelry + Twilight = love!

I appreciate each and every review, story/author alert, and favorite that I get, THANK YOU to you all!!

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Dying By Degrees by Reamhar Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 665]

Banner for Dying By Degrees


What if Bella’s thoughts on the plane flying back to Seattle from Italy take her in a different direction from the plot in New Moon? Just where could a little twist of fate take the characters? An indepth look at Bella's thoughts and feeling at the end of New Moon and into an AU Eclipse.

Canon couples, and rated NC17 just to be safe. I am Bella and Edward all the way, so if you like Bella and Jacob, then I am afraid this is not the story for you.

Dying By Degrees on discussion forum.


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 106997
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2009 Updated: June 19, 2010

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: December 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Wow, what a wonderful powerful chapter, airing so many of the things that should have been said in New Moon!  I can't wait to read the rest of this story!!!


It's really hot out, and Bella takes a dip to cool down, a la naturale. Edward has no choice but to join. One-shot lemony zest, vampireEdward.

Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5325
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2009 Updated: February 13, 2009

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: December 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Too late for me not to rape his eyeballs with my naked body."

"I would lose my virginity to a fish."

"Let campers hear me. Let mothers explain our love to their children."


Oh. My. Lord.  I was screeching out loud with laughter reading this, I LOVE it when a fabulous lemon is combined with hilariously snarky Bella!  Great job!!!!


Bella takes a vacation to Hilton Head Island in South Carolina to meet Alice's new boyfriend, Jasper. Rosalie and Emmett come along, too, just in case Bella didn't feel like enough of a fifth wheel. With Jasper's roommate out of town, Bella has his nice big bed all to herself. Until Edward comes home in the middle of the night...

Beautiful banner by the awesome achelle131

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes Word count: 163211
[Report This] Published: March 02, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2011

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: December 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 Sorry the Hard Way

Mmmm, makeup sex...gotta love it!

Broken by Wendyann Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1084]

How does someone survive a trauma that changes everything? How does she find the will to live? Edward was too late to save Bella in Port Angeles. Can she save herself?

*Note: This story deals with the aftermath of rape. If you are sensitive to this topic, please do not read.*

Thank you so much to Loushane for the amazing banner!

Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No Word count: 104063
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2009 Updated: June 28, 2010

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: December 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Christmas

Very beautiful and all the gifts were perfect.  Wonderful chapter!

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: January 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Messages in Flowers

I can't wait to find out about the flower they got for Edward!  Beautiful chapter!

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: December 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 23: Musical Therapy

The musical therapy scene was very powerful, and you wrote it beautifully, even as painful as it was at times.  Wonderful job!

Just One Day by SassenachWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 746]

For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. AU lemon-fest.  Canon and non-canon pairings, but no permanent splitting of canon couples.

This story contains very adult themes and includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and some M/M slash later.

This story earns its NC-17 rating folks!!

Just One Day by SassenachWench

A big thank you to DiamondHeart for her guidance (read Moonshadow!), and to my beta, MsKathy!

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 42169
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Introduction

"Call him Dr. Cullen.  He loves that!"  Super-hawt!  I just started this story and can't WAIT to see where it goes!!!


Dr. Edward Cullen and Nurse Bella Swan trade barbs and innuendo on a nightly basis in the Pediatric ICU. Just how far will they go after several post-call rounds of tequila shots? Second place winner in Algonquinrt's Parkaward contest.


J. Beta: Aerosoldoc

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Jasper
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9139
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2009 Updated: December 06, 2009

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: December 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Totally fuck-hawt and hilarious one-shot!  Loved it!!!!!

Author's Response:

Thanks, Kate. I appreciate it.

Waxing Romantic by Demosthenes Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 42]

A football game, too much beer, and Edward Cullen learns that you should never, ever, piss off a pregnant woman.

My contribution to the Haiti Compiliation put together by MsKathy.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5274
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2010 Updated: April 01, 2010

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: June 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Waxing Romantic

LOL!!!!  This was rec'd to me by kharisma2 over on Twitter, and she did not disappoint!  The whole thing was just awesomely awkwardly hilarious, and the ending was perfect!!!  Great job!!!!



Post-BD. "Everyone in my world is ageless, unchanging, while I feel like I'm hurtling toward old age on a runaway train. I can feel my cells dividing." A half-vampire, half-girl on the cusp of maturity, Renesmee grapples with the life she's always known.

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Renesmee
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 15925
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2010 Updated: March 04, 2011

Reviewer: lazykate Signed
Date: May 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: La Femme Noire

I really really enjoyed this!!!  Especially since you took Mae (oooh, I really like that too) out of the Perfect-est Little Behbeh mold and made her a real person, a conflicted person, still learning things about the world she was born into!  Awesome job!!!!!!!


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