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Penname: SassyGeminiMom [Contact]
Real name: Tammy
Status: Administrator
Member Since: September 03, 2008
Beta-reader: Yes




Over 35.

Twilighted Senior Validation Beta.

I hope you enjoy.  Feel free to contact me any time.

NOTE:  I have pulled 2 stories: Leave it to Alice and Vampire Weekend.  I have pulled them for no other reason than I will not be finishing them. 

Leave it to Alice - was my 1st fanfic.  I was inspired by the awesome vjgm and Boycots and Barflies.  She was my first "validation beta" and thankfully rejected my first chapter for tense jumping like it was going out of style.  Writing PG-13 was difficult; a nice challenge.  I had started this up during the hot and heavy part of my love affair with Twilight while I waited for Breaking Dawn to come out.  We all knows how that ends and I just never went back to this story.  I found "smut" and never went back.

Vampire Weekend - this crackfic was genious in so many ways.  It was the 1st story on Twilighted that involved actual fans - fanfic writers - and the actors.  Psymom was so helpful in getting this up without the main characters knowing.  It was based in the Shadow Guardians world (by vjgm, qjmom and shabbyapple) and was just a beautifully funny train wreck.  Things happened in real life and in the fandom and my updates got fewer and fewer.  The story became no longer "topical" and I fell out of love with it as I grew and journeyed as a writer.

I want to thank each and every person who read what I had for both of these stories, whether your reviewed or not. They were so instrumental in my writing craft and part of me will always be attached to them.  However I have moved on and don't see myself ever coming back so it's only fair that I take their "preverbial" carrot away lest a reader fall in love only to be heartbroken that they never update.

Thanks again.  I'm working on a few things right now.  Keep an eye out.

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Reviews by SassyGeminiMom
Summary: Feature

Stranger than Fiction is the FANTASY story of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's FICTIONAL off screen romance while filming Twilight.   I have a slide show of their pictures running in a small window on the upper left hand corner of my computer screen and they whispered this little story to me one day.





Categories: AU-Human, Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 72497
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2008 Updated: April 09, 2009

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16: La Perla Outtake

WOW.  HOLY SMOKES.  yikes!!!  Amazing.  Hot.  Well written too.  Absolutely love it, fellow TwilightMom.  Absolutely love it.

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: STF Anniversary Bonus

Oh my goodness!!  I look in my inbox and I see a message that Stranger Than Fiction has been updated.  I'm like "what?"

What a delicious little birthday morsel.  All birthdays should be so much fun.

Warmth by KatieBelle Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 860]


A running smutline of Edward and Bella's honeymoon . . . and everything afterwards.

Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes Word count: 100790
[Report This] Published: August 10, 2008 Updated: March 21, 2011

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Delicious

I'll write a longer review later but - HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED NEW PANTIES.

Great story.  I gotta go find my hubby now.

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Curious

Holy mother of vampires woman!!!  I don't even have words.  I need a cold shower now.


The Wanton Stranger 

Rejection. No one likes it. Everyone experiences it. Everyone deals with it.

But what about Edward Cullen?

He had everything he wanted in Bella Swan. But what happens when she leaves him for Jacob Black?

Back to a life of quietness and solitude, Edward does not know how to react to his loss, until a new student at Forks High School conveniently enters the scene to catch his fall, though others want her just as badly as Edward thinks he needs her.

Jealousy, lust, revenge. What better way to deal with rejection?


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 3465
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2008 Updated: August 18, 2008

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed
Date: September 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: The Fall Back

I'm intrigued.  What is Cecelia, not who????  Great job!  Keep it up.


Now, I love every single one of the Twilight characters, especially angsty, overprotective Edward, but let's face it - sometimes they can go overboard. This is a parody of the characters' personalities.


Categories: Eclipse, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Mike, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 6030
[Report This] Published: August 26, 2008 Updated: September 18, 2008

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Act 1

Ok, so I'd love to read the rest, but really, I.Have.To.Go.To.Bed.

But honestly, I almost peed my pants.  I'm reading the rest at work tomrrow, unless I start laughing out loud and think I might get fired.


Author's Response: Oh, honey, it'll still be here tomorrow.  Don't lose your job, I'll try to be less funny later :)

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Act 2

I don't think I can review every chapter.  I'll explode from laughing.

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Act 5

Awesome.  Quick read, which is good cuz I'm at work.  Funny as all hell.  Can't wait for more.

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Oh dear lord, I actually spit out my soda on my keyboard.

Please don't let it be over, pretty please???

Summary: AU-AH. One shot. A chance encounter with a stranger leads to shared coffee and stretching exercises.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 6509
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: October 20, 2008

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Importance of a Good Stretch

I'm going to have to start keeping extra undies at work.

Love it.  'nuf said!


Bri has the chance to let her Twilight obsession run rampant when she meets Jackson Rathbone- guitar player for 100Monkeys and Jasper Hale in the Twilight movie. They have instant chemistry and their playful banter is second only to their intense attraction to one another.  She soon finds that she struggling to balance her quirky friendship with his room/bandmate Ben Graupner and her love for Jackson. The three of them create a unique dynamic that is sure to make you laugh and sometimes curse... probably at me. 

Come visit our forum board other in the "Other" section and join in the good times. Those girls know how to party over there and all are welcome.  

Categories: Other Characters: Ben, Benjamin, Edward, Jackson Rathbone, Jasper, Robert Pattinson
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 83581
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2008 Updated: January 26, 2009

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

HOLY HELL!!!  NEED NEW PANTIES!  Great smut job.  Great story in general.  I haven't reveiwed all chapters, but I have marked this as a favorite and you've gained a fan.

GREAT JOB and I can't wait for more.

Love the Rob/Jacks standoff for the girl in the last chappie.  It was priceless.  I wonder if Rob will be sniffing around now that he knows Jackson is out of the country??????

Author's Response: Oh, bearer of the Golden Thong Award who gave me the honor of a three on the SGM Panty Scale, thank you so much for the review and the knowledge that I affected your undies so smutingly! I loved your review and your post on the story's forum board! I can't give any secrets away but I'm sure Rob isn't gone for good- it's the sexhair. I must experience it again vicariously through Bri's eyes. You Rock and I hope you will remain a fan! I appreciate you!

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

Holy Smokes, girl you are brewing up some major trouble.  Bri's got herself in a mess.  She's going to have to put Ben in her place and I can't see how Jackson can't NOT get hurt when this is over.

Will there be a happy ending?  I can't wait to find out.

Hi Jackson!!!

Author's Response:

*waves wildly* Hi Jackson! Remember I write about you with love... and don't worry... I won't let my keyboard hurt you too bad. I promise to kiss it and make it better anyway. I am sure I can round up plenty of *cough* ladies *cough* to help me get you patched up if I wound you just a little bit. Sassy will be first in line!

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

HA!  I knew that Rob would be back.  I still love that she can't get past Edward.

And you ended it with NAKED JACKSON.  NEED update soon (cuz you know I can't wait for naked Jackson phone sex).

Love, Love, Love - as always.

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

"my damn fist is pumping up and down like I’m one of fucking Jed Clampet’s oil rigs"

This just might be the best quote ever and that picture is forever burned in my mind.  Need to go to the forum for more pictures I can't see at work.


Damned Robert Pattinson.  I'm going to have to punish him, and punish him good with a serious tongue lashing....wait, I'm getting distracted.

See you in NAKED JACKSON's forum thread.

Author's Response:

SGM: I have two words for you... NAKED JACKSON! LOL Love you, girl, and I hope you punish Robert enough for the both of us.

Thanks for the love and the amazing review!


Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstar
Date: December 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

You're right, this one was way too short.  I might have to stop reading and come back when I'm a few chapters behind so I can get an extended shot of Jackson.  YEAH RIGHT as if I could stop reading.

Merry Christmas Wanda!!!

Author's Response:

Merry Christmas, SGM! I will try to make the next one so long you have to read it in two settings. LOL Well, that might be an exaggeration but it will be longer. Take care and thanks for the review! You rock!

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Yeah, I loved it and I'm so glad that Ben has his own Princess of Darkness to play with.  I was so excited when this updated that I dropped everything and read it right away.  Now I'm sad because it's over and I'll have to wait for another.

Author's Response:

SGM! *hugs* You are still reading my little ol' story! Yeah!

I had to give my boy someone but I tell ya, I was kicking and screaming the whole way. I want him for MYSELF dammit!!!!

I am working on something special for me... I mean him. *rubs hands together in gleeful anticipation*

Don't be sad, there will be more... can't guarantee how soon because RL just freakin' sucks, but there will be more! I can't give up my Jackson just yet.

Behind the Reel by jakeward Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1460]
Summary: Feature

"Once upon a time, there was girl that just wanted to get swept off her feet. Little did I know my co-star would be the one to do it. And with texting no less."

A fictional tale of Rob and Kristen realizing their feelings for each other and getting their signals crossed.


Thanks to falconcranelove for the banner!

Sequel: Behind the Lens


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 193022
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2008 Updated: April 09, 2010

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw, I don't like Sadward.  Sassy's gonna kiss Sadward and make him all better.

24 chapters, huh?  I'll get through them....eventually and I'm sure I'll enjoy every one just as much as I have this one.  So don't update until I'm caught up, ok?  HA HA HA  HUGS BB!




Thanx to the beautiful Anne Cullen for the banner!


Picking up from Edward's leave in New Moon, Bella never rescued Edward, Edward never came back, but somebody did ... 

 This story is set five years after that sad day Edward left Bella in the woods.

For years Bella searches for Edward, eager to tell him her new found secret.  As Bella gives in to her fears, that Edward really is gone, she runs into her past in the least likely place.  Only to find out, her past has a secret to tell as well.


"The smell of the worn book had distracted me from the wonderful aroma that had engulfed the room.  It had subdued my venom, had forced me back into a human-like state, my inner monster slowly crawling back into his darkened hole.  I swallowed one last time, and decided to glance at this glorious teacher.  Obviously he was a man of impeccable taste.  I might actually enjoy Senior Literature this year.  

I glanced up quickly from under my eyelids, my amber eyes focusing on a lanky form in front of me.  I froze.  

… Oh shit. "




Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jane, Marcus, Mike, Other Character, Renee, Rosalie, Victoria
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 31919
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2009 Updated: October 30, 2009

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2: Miss Lune

I know, I know.  But then again, I've read ahead.  BUWAHAHAHAHA

I also started a thread for our girl and her wonderful story over in AU.  Check it out -

I love this story N, you know that!

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed
Date: March 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5: New Decorations

Hey, this is CullenizedSTLouie's beta.  I let her know that something was wrong with the chapter.  I'm sure it will be fixed soon.

The next one is a doosie. 

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 6: Ivory Keys

You know I love this chappie and you know why.  Much love!!! 

Author's Response:

:D  my beautiful beta ;D  oh oh oh!  next chapter tammy.  :er tami:  keys and .. hm panties?

Summary: Feature

Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Her answer partially arrives in the form of Alice's older brother, Edward, but as their friendship grows, Bella comes to realize that she may be too broken to give Edward everything he needs.  Canon pairings, AH/AU

This contains explicit content, elements which may be offensive to some, and dark themes.  It is intended for a mature audience.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: No Word count: 256064
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2009 Updated: March 09, 2010

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Air and Angels

OCD made me read this.  Really.  She's got these nasty powers and she used them on me.


And I GOT NAKED JACKING OFF EDWARD IN THE SHOWER!  It was like Christmas all over again.

Great job.  And if OCD ever holds up your updates because she's busy, you tell me because I'll crack her one for making me want more of this.

Author's Response:

LOL Well, I appreciate OCD using her powers on you...and I'm really happy that you like it!  And yeah, Edward is a naughty boy sometimes...

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Wrath and Raiding

Yippee, a D&D reference.  I'm such an old-school gaming geek.

I'm really loving this all the while screaming "kiss her/him already!"

I can't wait for more.

Author's Response:

Haha, I am too.  I've been a DM for...god, 16 years now.  I'm so old.

I'm screaming it with you bb...believe me :)  Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Curry Confessions

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.  This is by far my fave, and not just because you talk about D&D.

It was so romantic and innocent with not-so-innocent undertones.

Well done.

Author's Response:

Aww...that's fantastic to hear.  Thank you so much for reading and reviewing!  I'm really glad you enjoyed it :) (and that you seem to like D&D...score!)

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Courage and Revelations

There are too many words for this chappie.  So I'm just going to say...


Awwwww  and YOU BETTER GET WRITING!!!  :)

Author's Response:

*smiles* Thanks! And I'm writing, I'm writing...sheesh ;) (Love that you want more!)

Reviewer: SassyGeminiMom Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Jealous Guy

Aw, guys being guys.  Why is it so cute and endearing and romantic when you read it on paper, but when something like that happens in real life, men are jerks?? :)

So, I may need you to update.....every day.  Otherwise I'm going to have to supplement the dowtime with therapy for my addiction.

Author's Response:

You know, I'm glad you mentioned this.  That chapter would have been totally different if it had been from Bella's POV.  It's a little more endearing when we can see into their heads and see why they're being macho jerks.

I would definitely update every day if my job and family would let me :)  I love writing - and especially writing this story.  And I appreciate your sweet and cute compliment (though I hope JOotG doesn't end you in therapy :P).  Thank you!



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