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Penname: carribbeanlady [Contact]
Real name: Nicole
Status: Member
Member Since: August 27, 2008

First of all I want everyone to know that my stories do NOT include Bella getting PREGNANT!! Okay? Bella's eggo will never get preggo, it ain't possible!!

Moving on.

Hi. My name is Nicole and I'm a Canadian writer in the making. At the moment, I am in my first year of college for Journalism. My only problem is that I'm too sarcastic for my own good. I tend to make jokes about everything and there isn't a day when I'm not laughing. Along with comedy, my life revolves around reading and writing. I've been writing since around the age of ten, starting out in small comics about a family of talking dogs which I ironically called "The Dogs." Most of my writing includes a historical element because I love history as well. I write the most about Twilight now, however I hate Breaking Dawn and refuse to even acknowledge it as a book. I dislike fan fictions that have Bella/Anyone Other Than Edward, Pregant Bella, Edward/Anyone Other Than Bella, RPattz/KStew, Any fiction that has the real actors, bad grammar and spelling, boring storylines and Renesmee.

My goal in life is to get a good journalism job that allows me to move to Bath, England where I can write books and eat Cadbury chocolate, which will be fed to me by my doting, romantic and amazingly handsome British husband, for the rest of my life. There would only be me and my husband forever together without screaming kids. Our babies would be our beagle Pilot and our basset hound Smilely (ironic!). A girl can dream, right?

My Fictional Dream Boat Hotties: (Alphabetically because I love them all equally.)

Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)
Damian Spinelli (General Hospital)
Daniel Gale (The Bad Mother's Handbook)
Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy)
Edward Cullen (Twilight Saga)
Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)
Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
Jim Halpert (The Office)
Joe Harmon (A Town Like Alice)
Marcus Flutie (The Jessica Darling Series)
Mohammad Tariq Walizai (A Thousand Splendid Suns)
Sam Roth (Shiver)
Valerius Magnus (The Dark Hunter Series: Seize the Night)
Vane Kattalakis (The Dark Hunter Series: Night Play)

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Reviews by carribbeanlady

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.



Hiding in Plain Sight


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012

Reviewer: carribbeanlady Signed
Date: October 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: April 7 - April 11, 2008

*chants* Edward, Edward, Edward! :) Run Alice, run! Call him already!!!

Lovely story you have here. Has me cursing at the computer screen. :)

Can't wait for more.

Resurrection by AussieEllie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]

The drums of the Great War have finally reached American shores and 21 year old Edward Masen, dreaming of adventure and glory, eagerly answers their siren call. Sent to a foreign land, he’s soon caught up in the horror and futility of the Western Front, becoming more closed off with every friend lost, every enemy killed. However, while on leave from the front line he becomes enchanted with the beautiful and kind Isabella Swan, who may just hold the key to resurrecting his broken heart and soul…


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie, Seth
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 4949
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2008 Updated: December 04, 2008

Reviewer: carribbeanlady Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: December 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1: In The Trenches

I really love your story. You must do a lot of research on the war. I've tried to write war stories but you're much better than me! Lol

Keep up the great work!

Author's Response:

Hehe, I'm kind of a World War 1 buff actually, though since most of my knowledge deals with Australia's involvement, I have to admit that I've had to take a quick crash couse as to the extent/nature of the U.S' involvement.

Thanks for the review!

Prejudiced by AbbyGabb Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 51]

Edward has had enough of women. As an attractive, wealthy nobleman's son, he's had more than his fair share. They're all gold diggers-good for a short romp in the bed, nothing more.

Bella despises men. They're nothing but cruel, savage brutes who take away everything of value to her. Including her family. Deep down, every man is the same-no exceptions.

What will happen when these two meet? Will fate bring them together, or will their prejudices blind them?

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 13361
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2009 Updated: April 29, 2009

Reviewer: carribbeanlady Signed starstarstarstar
Date: April 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really like it so far. Very original and detailed. I love historic stories. Looking forward to more.

Oh and I have to disagree with you about your Rob/Edward comment. I'm already picturing Rob with a sword...*faint* But hey, if everyone thought the same then the world would be pretty boring.

Keep updating!

Winter Games by luluvee Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 147]


Edward Cullen is a professional snowboarder and dirty-mouthed slope king; Bella Swan is a world renowned figure skater and not so innocent ice princess. When their two worlds collide at the 2010 Winter Olympic Games, the realm of winter sports will be never be the same again. Vancouver won't even know what hit it.

AU/AH, eventual canon couples. Rated NC-17 for future lemons.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 38627
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2010 Updated: March 28, 2010

Reviewer: carribbeanlady Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: February 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Impressively Unimpressive Impressions

Great story so far. Edward's Animal Planet moments make me laugh my ass off.
I can't believe some people don't know Timmy's! Tim Hortons is like heaven in a coffee and a donut. :D
Woot, woot, Canada! We are awesome because Canada doesn't fear the cold! The cold fears Canada! lol
Would love to see more!


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