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Penname: k a hall [Contact]
Real name: Kelly
Status: Member
Member Since: March 17, 2009
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Beta-reader: Yes
I have slowly become obsessed with this whole site. Those Cullen Boys (including Jacob and James) rock my world. It makes my day bright and shiny when I get updates on my favorite fics.

I have just recently submitted my first story. Hopefully it will get validated and you will all give it a try and let me know what you think. I am also looking for a Beta, so let me know if you're interested.
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Reviews by k a hall
 
Summary: Feature

It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC.  Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 85040
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2009


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Epilogue

I love the monster. He is everything we wish we could be, dirty and naughty and all about nothing but what makes him happy. Thank you for sharing him with us. I am also reading awake. Cacti-haha.

 
Summary:

Marve's Edward meets Wish_girl's Bella in high school. Hilarity and hijinks ensue.

 

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Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 88732
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: December 14, 2008


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: March 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Between Love and Hate

Wow, talk about original. Crazy to think of them like that but nice to have a change. Hope it stays this good.

 
Summary: Feature

AU-Human.  Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights - or lose his beloved Volvo. He's convinced it'll be a piece of cake. Of course, that was before sex kitten Bella moved to Forks, and set her sights solely on the delectable Edward Cullen.  NC-17 for extreme profanity, and ridiculously smutty sexy time.

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 71906
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2008 Updated: May 14, 2009


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Aces High

This story fucking rocks. That's all I have to say besides, YES ONWARD!!!!

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Know When to Hold 'Em

I can't wait to find out how Edward gets around the bet.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Know When to Hold 'Em

I can't wait to find out how Edward gets around the bet.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Gut Shot

People seriously threaten you? SOund like you need a vampiric Edward body guard to keep you safe. I'll lend you mine to keep you safe so you have more time to write.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Pocket Rockets

I love you guys. My man keeps giving me crazy looks cuz he can't figure out why I keep busting out laughing.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Big Slick

Oh no. I'm to the end of what you have written. I absolutely love this story and I can't wait for more. Sorry you've been having some thievery, that totally sucks.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: May 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Dead Money

I have no idea what is coming next. Bella is fucking bad ass though. I love that bitch.

 
Let Me Ease You by flibbins Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 414]
Summary:

Edward realizes it is a struggle for Bella to deal with the physical boundaries in their relationship, so he enlists Jasper's help.  Set during Eclipse.  Edward/Bella and Jasper/Bella

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Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 20931
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2008 Updated: July 03, 2009


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: May 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Begwards Can't Be Choosers

This story is amazingly and scortchingly HOT!! Keep up the good work. I can't wait to hear about Bella and Jaspers next session, or Edwards.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: July 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Money Can't Buy Jasper Love

Jasper could come visit me anytime anywhere. I can't wait to see how Edward answers back to Jasper. Is he going to try to give Bella what Jasper can? That would be awesome. Update soon please.

 
Produttore by marve Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 712]
Summary:

Bella is convinced that Edward has fallen out of love with her.  His constant disappearances, his avoidance of her touch - there are so many signs that it's true.

But when she starts to notice some strange changes in Edward and Alice, Bella starts to suspect that something else is going on.


Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Jane, Jasper, Marcus
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 21093
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2008 Updated: February 28, 2009


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: May 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

No!!!!!!! I can't believe I have to stop reading this right now. My heart is seriously beating 100 miles a minute right now. I can't wait to find out what Bella has figured out and how she is going to save her family. Please update soon. It's going on my favorites right now.

 
Summary:

Two kinds of vampires rule the night.  The Unstet, who glitter in the day and lure prey to their deaths with their ethereal beauty.  And the Nosferatu: fanged monsters who are as brutal as they are powerful. 

When the Hellsing Organization, the premier vampire hunting organization on earth come to Forks, all hell will break loose. 

Sit down and watch as the Twilight Universe is shaken to it's very foundation. 

Gentlemen, welcome to the Big Hellsing. 


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, Crossover, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 80997
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2008 Updated: November 28, 2009


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: May 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: The Vatican Offensive: Part 2

I really don't know what to say about this whole story, so for now I'm going to go with weird, but interesting. I'll let you know more in a couple chapters. Oh, by the way, I'm reading this from a reccomendation from eclipsedbyjacob in her story Breaking Ties. Thought you'd like to know.

 
Oversight by TwilightFiction Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 273]
Summary: After their bargain at the end of Eclipse, Edward asks Emmett and Jasper for some advice regarding his wedding night.  What they tell him leads to a very uncomfortable conversation between Bella and Emmett, and leads Bella to ask a huge favor from Jacob--one that he is all to willing to grant.
Categories: Post-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 13198
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2008 Updated: July 10, 2009


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Let Me Be Free

That was so sad. I feel so bad for Jacob. He tries so hard to be everything that she needs and she never takes the time to realize that he actually is everything that she needs. So sad.

 
Snowed In by eclipsedawn Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5321]
Summary: Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin?

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 88293
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2010


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: May 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 24: Sweat

It will be Jake coming to see if she's ok and Edward will get all pissy about it. They'll have a fight and then will leave from vacation, end up meeting up again later due to Alices meddling and admit they loved eachother all along.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: June 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Knock, Knock-Who's there?

Very good. That boy needed to man up a little bit. I can't wait to see if she falls down the stairs in shock. That would be funny. Alice could get taken out by Bella. Keep up the good work.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: June 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Knock, Knock-Who's there?

Very good. That boy needed to man up a little bit. I can't wait to see if she falls down the stairs in shock. That would be funny. Alice could get taken out by Bella. Keep up the good work.

 
Eternal Dawn by Lizbit Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1322]
Summary:

For so long, Edward has maintained control of the monster within him. When Bella finally entices Edward to bed, the control is lost. Can Edward forgive himself for his weakness and mistake? And more importantly, will the newborn Bella, enraged and utterly lost, forgive him, or turn instead to Jacob who lurks in the shadows?

~A BREAKING DAWN ALTERNATE~

 

 

Eternity without your soul mate feels even longer...


Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Heidi, Irina, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Kate, Marcus, Mike, Renee, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 51 Completed: Yes Word count: 133063
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2008 Updated: March 28, 2009


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: March 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 51: 51. Promise

I'm not sure if you could have spent your 4 months in a better way. Amazing story and thank you for sharing all your hard work with us. Looking forward to your next one.

 
Acting Out by eroticfan Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 478]
Summary:

A story about the ultimate threesome: Edward, Bella and Jake. They're all juniors in Forks in this AU-human take on things. The story's very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but it's not PWP - there's actual plot and a fair amount of angst, humor and even occasional fluff, as these three messed-up kids figure out their complicated three-way relationship. Don't be put off if you're not a Jake fan - this story's converted some diehard anti-Jake readers.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Phil, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 117219
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2008 Updated: July 28, 2009


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Too Much Information

That was so sad to hear of him going through that at such a young age. Hot three-some too. Keep it up the good work.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: May 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 21: Rock Bottom

Poor Edward. I hope he can be ok after that. Go Bella smashing that guy with a brick.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: May 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Crash and Burn

Poor, stupid, angst ridden Edward. Someday he's got to figure out that the world doesn't revolve around him and that everybody's life is hard. They just deal with it instead of whining and crying about it. That's all his pouting, tough guy facade is...whining.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: June 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 24: Heart to Heart

Poor Jake and Billy. I wonder where Jake will live now? He can't stay by himself in La Push. The sex was hot and I can't wait until Bella has them both.

Author's Response:

Yeah - good point, next chapter will cover where Jake stays. Thanks for the feedback.

 
Summary:

Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake.  The killer is closer to them than they think.  Lemons in future chapters

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 89315
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2008 Updated: August 01, 2010


Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Insert Coastal City Here

I think if I was them I'd have been getting it on 5 minutes ago. Story is good and very interesting so far.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: My Escape

I liked it.

 
Reviewer: k a hall Signed
Date: April 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: News

Ooh this story is so good. There are a few places though that you could go back in and clean up some grammatical and spelling mistakes. It would make it easier to read.

 




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