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Penname: kittenesque [Contact]
Real name: Dana
Status: Member
Member Since: March 17, 2009
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I'm Dana, I'm from Sweden and English is not my mother tongue, but I studied at an English university so hopefully I am able to write in a way that you all are. I love the stories on Twilighted, and I hope you like mine, too!


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Teaching a Lesson by XShear Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 64]
Summary:

Bella's late for class and Professor Masen doesn't like it.

PURE SMUT. You have been warned.

Part of my series, "Smut, Please".

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except for the plot. SM owns the characters.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Smut, Please.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1611
[Report This] Published: August 31, 2008 Updated: September 01, 2008


Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: April 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Late

Ha, I loved this. Also considering Teach U A Lesson is one of my favourite songs. I think you need more nakedness. But other than that it was very hot. I think I will have a cigarette too! Whilst thinking of that sexy Professor Masen...

 
Summary:

Special thanks to mellyfrisco6 for this new and improved banner.

Post Eclipse.  Breaking Dawn never happened.  Bella and Edward are engaged to be married, but Bella can't seem to ignore the feelings she still has for Jacob.  Will she stay with the vampire who broke her heart, or will she run to the werewolf who put it back together?

Coming Full Circle has won praise from The Wolfpack Awards:

MOST SUSPENSEFUL

MOST ORIGINAL PLOT

BEST IMPRINT

Winner of "Most Loved Imprint Character" in the Summer JBNP Awards!

 

*And special thanks also go out to precioustandi for this banner as well.

 


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: The Bella and Jacob Chronicles
Chapters: 46 Completed: No Word count: 415372
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2009 Updated: September 24, 2012


Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstar
Date: May 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter Ten

Woweeee :)  I loved this story it was really cute :D I don't like your banner thoughh, so I'm makin you a new one, kay? I'll get it to you somehow.Great chapter! update soooon xox

 
Persistence Pays Off by Twitch Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 446]
Summary:

Bella's having a bad day. Edward's the telemarketer who so happens to cross her path on that day. How does Edward react when Bella gives him a piece of her mind?

 

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AU/AH, all canon couples. Varying POV between Edward and Bella.

Fantastic banner by Danger_Magnet


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Laurent, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 48348
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2009 Updated: June 15, 2009


Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: April 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Faux Flirting Fun

I didn't read your story, I just like the pictures on them :)

 
Violet by bondgirl, bondgirl, edieswan Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2154]
Summary:

 

 

Playboy Edward Cullen owns the most notorious and prestigious strip joint in the whole of New York: Violet. When Edward's left one girl short, he begins his search for the next dancer. Who he meets on his search is not only the best dancer he has ever come across, but also a contender for his heart. Can someone finally tame this bad boy?

ExB Rated for drugs, language and sex from the very start.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Leah, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 69545
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2009 Updated: May 03, 2010


Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Coffee Stained and Braless

Oh wow! Bondgirl - you've done it again! I love your stories so so much and I'm glad you've decided to do an AU-Human one. This is going to be so funny, not that it isn't already - coffe stained and braless! completely hilarious! I can't wait to see Bella's audition and Edward's reaction to Bella from his POV. Roll on the resT!!!!

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Assward

So so so so good. I love a good old Assward.

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Pole Scrubbing

*wipes tear from eye* HILARIOUS! Omg, I so feel for Bella and that complete embarrassment of an audition! The poor girl, her day just keeps getting worse and worse! I couldn't even believe it when I read it. My mouth was like :O! So fucking funny. Please please update soon, I absolutely fell in love with this story. Never has a story made me laugh so much. GENIUS!



Author's Response:

Haha, thanks. Yeah Bella was pretty humiliated, poor girl. I'm really glad that you like this story so much. The update should be soon depending on bondgirl, so I'm waiting in anticipation just as much as everybody else!

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Assward

Wow wow wow. Assward is sexy as hell.

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Coffee Stained and Braless

Hehehe, this was really funny! I like seeing that Bella is the clueless klutz that came over from Twilight. Absolutely hilarious. And screw Edward, I'd want Jasper. He's so sweet. What a change from NG eh?! But hell, this is one sexy story and I can't wait to see where you go with this!!

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Pole Scrubbing

Omg, so funny. I actually wanted to die for Bella when she started to scrub the pole. LOL



Author's Response:

Haha, so did everyone! Thank for the review.

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Cinderbella

Aww, poor Bells! I want to cry for her. Actually no, I don't. Because she'll get sexy assward and have sexy time and he will make her COME HARD because he is the greatest. Her orgasm problem will well and truly be solved! :D I can't wait for the lemons coz they are gonna be HOT!!!!

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Dancing with the Devil

this was SOS OS OS SO SO SO good. I just love your work so much bondgirl. Please update thissoonnnn!!! I love it so much. I so want Bella and Edward to get together now but I get it it wouldnt be mich of a story if they did it straightaway. Love it so badly.

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 
Reviewer: kittenesque Signed
Date: August 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: This Way Up

I love this story so much and am going to review it asmasposs bcuz it needs to be more recognized!!! :D KXXX

 




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