It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC.  Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!

Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU.

When Bella's roommate Alice tells her that her brother Edward is coming to stay with them she is not exactly thrilled.  In fact, she wants nothing to do with him.  Can Edward change her mind?  Or is the past too powerful?

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Another one in More of That Ladders Crap. 

Marve's Edward meets Wish_girl's Bella in high school. Hilarity and hijinks ensue.

Edward Cullen has just come home from college for practically the first time in four years.  His sister Alice has been trying to warn him of something almost non-stop since he got off the plane.  She says it's about Bella, Edward's pre-college girlfriend who he still has massive feelings for.  Alice says Bella's changed, but Edward wants to form his own opinion.  How will he react when confronted with Bella's demons?

Set during New Moon.  Bella didn't jump.  But a vision from Alice sends the Cullens running back to Forks.  What if Bella wasn't the only one who fell apart when she lost the love of her life?  What if Edward couldn't handle being apart?  What if he fell?  How far could he fall?  Who committed the murders at the Swan residence and what happened to Charlie?  Just how bad can it get? 

Read and find out!

Thanks to the amazingly talented Anne Cullen for the Banner.

Fed up, a father of three unwed sons sets out to find their perfect mates. He's got grandbabies on the brain, and will stop at nothing to see his three sons down the aisle.

"Every parting is a form of death as every reunion is a form of heaven."

The story of each couples meeting, separating and reuniting. Bella welcomes Edward back after being separated by time and space during his time in Iraq. While Alice sets off in search for Jasper and the happy ending she knows to be true in her heart, after her dreams give her the final push in the right direction.

Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale are new to the surgical internship program at Northwest Hospital in Seattle. They soon learn that the past always catches up with you, that finding happiness is never easy, and that everything changes. Things rarely turn out the way you planned. 

Canon couples (eventually! Promise!), many, many lemons.

Loosely based on the series Grey's Anatomy.

 Bella heads off to college, after finding her boyfriend of two years with another woman. She is determined to have a wild freshman year with the girls of the Zeta house. What Bella doesn't expect to find is a sexy frat house president who falls head over heels for her. She doesn't want a boyfriend, but Edward is charming...will he be able to sweep her off her feet?

Follow the Twilight cast into college~and see the trouble they can get into!

Vampire Edward, having abstained from human blood for so long that he is almost densensitized to it, moves to Seattle as a 1st year pediatric resident. What happens when he foils James' lunch plans by saving Bella, a strangely intriguing human grad student?