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Penname: jillapet [ Contact]
Real name: Jilla
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Member Since: August 20, 2008
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Just a mom whose teen daughter got her hooked on the books...
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Summary:  It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC. Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Word count: 85040
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2009
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Date: October 15, 2008
Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
I am in love... With the Monster. And this story. And you.
Summary: Bella and Edward are happily engaged with their whole lives ahead of them. What happens when a tragedy strikes that will change them forever? AU, all human.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Mike, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
Word count: 85047
[Report This] Published: August 10, 2008 Updated: August 12, 2010
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Date: October 17, 2008
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5--Grace
Oh, Edward, my poor darling... There are just too many scenes of awesome in this chapter... but the best had to be Emmett and Elizabeth cutting their hair to show support. That was so incredible. This was well worth the wait-you rock!
Summary: Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes
Word count: 86569
[Report This] Published: August 19, 2008 Updated: May 10, 2009
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Date: September 30, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh Swimward, my little schmoopy fish. You are so gone over her... Excellent chapter that really showed the depth of the attraction!
Reviewer: jillapet Signed    
Date: August 20, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh, how I have been longing for this one... Excellent start!
Reviewer: jillapet Signed    
Date: September 09, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
He is so GONE for her... I just hope that he is still able to concentrate. I have a feeling his dad and coach would not be happy! Please update more soon!
Summary:
Bella is an out of work actress living in New York City, when an audition comes along that could change everything. Does she have what it takes to impress noted Broadway Director Edward Cullen? And even if she does, will his biggest secret keep her from success in her career, or worse, in love? How is it possible for real love to form out of a fantasy?
AU Human, Canon Pairings, An ExB story
*The entire story is based on my favorite quote from Shakepeare's Venus and Adonis
Thank you RedRose15 for the AMAZING banner! And thank you Shakespeare for all your inspiration!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Quil, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 48558
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2008 Updated: April 04, 2009
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Date: October 28, 2008
Title: Chapter 6: The Defining Day
OH. MY. GOD. Duet!Sex....that was so hot! You just made my little theatre-geek heart pitter patter. Author's Response: YES! that was the goal! i love a fellow theatre geek!
Summary: When Bella's roommate Alice tells her that her brother Edward is coming to stay with them she is not exactly thrilled. In fact, she wants nothing to do with him. Can Edward change her mind? Or is the past too powerful?
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Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
Word count: 52590
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2008 Updated: July 12, 2009
Reviewer: jillapet Signed
Date: October 14, 2008
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Please let us know how our darling jerkahontus Edward is doing? Surely this will redeem him...or at least give him a chance to redeem himself...
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! I really appreciate it :-)
Summary: Once she'd gotten past the horror and the shock and the abject humiliation of being pregnant with her co-stars kid, she'd kind of grown used to the idea.
Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 852
[Report This] Published: September 24, 2008 Updated: September 25, 2008
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Date: September 25, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: We Didn't Order This, Mr. Stork
Absolutely adorkable...that poor kid. Or lucky kid, one of the two... Please, more. I can just see Rob out doing pinch hits in the hospital bathroom whilst she is screaming for drugs in the delivery room...
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: October 06, 2008
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Date: September 29, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
MWAAAHHAA! Poor Charlie...the vein almost popped. I adore how Bella can get him to do anything by making him think with the little head..
Summary: Okay. You asked for it. Jacob's back. *WARNING* I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND THOSE OF THE NATIVE AMERICAN CULTURE BY USING THE NAME TONTO. IF THIS NAME OFFENDS YOU, PLEASE DO NOT READ! Another addition to the More of that Ladders Crap Series.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges: Series: More of that Ladders Crap
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1408
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: September 30, 2008
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Date: September 30, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
He used. The. CHILD LOCK. MWAAAAAHAAAHAAA! Lordy. PossessiveEdward is really, really fucking hot...
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: December 14, 2008
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Date: September 30, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Between Love and Hate
Oh my...what dirty little minds they have. I like it. Their child (theoretically) will be the Anti Christ.
Summary:  Edward faces a monumental crisis and finds Sanctuary in the one place he refuses to look for it. All Human.
This story contains Religious themes and Mature themes: Edward is a priest struggling with his role in the Church and as a man.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: No
Word count: 99900
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2008 Updated: February 03, 2010
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Date: October 14, 2008
Title: Chapter 2: Agenda
Oh god, it's so deliciously blasphemous.... I LOVE IT! Oh Father Edward...how i could make you sin.
Summary: Edward Cullen has just come home from college for practically the first time in four years. His sister Alice has been trying to warn him of something almost non-stop since he got off the plane. She says it's about Bella, Edward's pre-college girlfriend who he still has massive feelings for. Alice says Bella's changed, but Edward wants to form his own opinion. How will he react when confronted with Bella's demons? 
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Lauren, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Word count: 28326
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2008 Updated: December 08, 2008
Reviewer: jillapet Signed
Date: October 14, 2008
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Gentle handling of a very bad subject. You have the ED mindset down pat. I had a feeling that was what it was from my own experiences... Hope to see more soon!
Summary: Rob tapped his fingers to the beat in his head against the side of his leg. He tried to distract himself by trying out various combinations of lyrics, but none of them worked, and he was preoccupied. How did poor Rob make it through the line of limos? A snippet of what went on right before the VMA's over the summer.
Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1497
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2008 Updated: October 14, 2008
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Date: October 14, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Limo BJ...sweeeeet... Now...is this a lead up to how "Mr. Stork" occurred? Cause I would give you one of my children if you were to turn it into a series...
Summary: Set during New Moon. Bella didn't jump. But a vision from Alice sends the Cullens running back to Forks. What if Bella wasn't the only one who fell apart when she lost the love of her life? What if Edward couldn't handle being apart? What if he fell? How far could he fall? Who committed the murders at the Swan residence and what happened to Charlie? Just how bad can it get?
Read and find out!

Thanks to the amazingly talented Anne Cullen for the Banner.
Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Ben, Billy, Brady, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Garrett, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Kate, Kim, Lauren, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Mike, Other Character, Phil, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya, Tyler, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No
Word count: 77631
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2008 Updated: March 04, 2010
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Date: October 26, 2008
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Return To Forks
WOAH. No shit? *is gobsmacked* Author's Response: Excellent! Thanks for taking the time to review, I really do appreciate it.
Summary: What do you do when you lose the love of your life? When day slips into night and time holds no meaning for you. How do you move on... and do you even want to?
Second Chances is a story of how to pick up the shattered pieces after a tragedy and rebuild, of lives changed,not always for the better and finally, a story of love lost and regained.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Word count: 23195
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2008 Updated: April 28, 2009
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Date: October 22, 2008
Title: Chapter 2: First Glance
Pilot!Edward is made of win...BUT YOU CAN'T KILL HIM!!! *begs* Author's Response: Yes he is made of win...sigh....have faith jillapet!!
Summary: Fed up, a father of three unwed sons sets out to find their perfect mates. He's got grandbabies on the brain, and will stop at nothing to see his three sons down the aisle. 
Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Word count: 8017
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2008 Updated: October 29, 2008
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Date: October 21, 2008
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Excellent start. I really love the plot idea!
Summary: Bella and Edward and both at the top of their music careers and desperately in love. Their only problem? Having to keep the relationship a secret. Will Bella be able to cope with the secrecy or will it drive them both to a breaking point?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Word count: 5046
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2008 Updated: October 22, 2008
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Date: October 22, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Edward
Mmmmm...Chipotles..I love them! Excellent start. I would like to see more!
Summary: "Every parting is a form of death as every reunion is a form of heaven."
The story of each couples meeting, separating and reuniting. Bella welcomes Edward back after being separated by time and space during his time in Iraq. While Alice sets off in search for Jasper and the happy ending she knows to be true in her heart, after her dreams give her the final push in the right direction.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Word count: 12980
[Report This] Published: December 26, 2008 Updated: January 29, 2009
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Date: May 12, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Dogtags & Diamonds: Homecoming
My 19 year old son graduated BCT at Jax in February, and is about to finish the first part of his training at Redstone Arsenal before heading to Eglin AFB. he's EOD...my kid plays with bombs. He loves it. I'm going to go insane. this was bittersweet, and I and definitely adding it to my faves.
Summary: After a week apart, our five couples are re-united with the ones they love. Fluff, Alice and Jasper POV
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 920
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2009 Updated: January 23, 2009
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Date: June 03, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Back Home
That was so adorable!
i loved it:)
Summary: Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale are new to the surgical internship program at Northwest Hospital in Seattle. They soon learn that the past always catches up with you, that finding happiness is never easy, and that everything changes. Things rarely turn out the way you planned.

Canon couples (eventually! Promise!), many, many lemons.
Loosely based on the series Grey's Anatomy.
Categories: AU-Human, Crossover Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Gianna, Irina, Jasper, Kate, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No
Word count: 79164
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2009 Updated: December 17, 2011
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Date: December 17, 2011
Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16: Where Does the Good Go?
Oh no way!!! And what about Roase being 3 months pregnant-is it Edwards? This is so a Petyton place and you just left me with a cliffie!
Summary:

Fabulous banner made by readergoof!
We have been, as Aro put it, reckless in our ways. We have been having fun. Now that is off the agenda. Period.
SM owns it all!
NC17 to be safe...
Completely off the story line. They're all non-canon, except perhaps the more boring characters.
Come play on the forums! http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=5882
Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Gianna, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No
Word count: 59375
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2009 Updated: July 24, 2010
Reviewer: jillapet Signed
Date: August 07, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7, Mr Zingy
oh..... i can't WAIT til the next one! I LUV this series Author's Response: Thankyou! Do you love it enough to help me choose a new banner? Go to the Shameless Plugs forum and tell me! I know I sound like a really crappy advert, but still. Take pity and help me choose!
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Summary: Bella heads off to college, after finding her boyfriend of two years with another woman. She is determined to have a wild freshman year with the girls of the Zeta house. What Bella doesn't expect to find is a sexy frat house president who falls head over heels for her. She doesn't want a boyfriend, but Edward is charming...will he be able to sweep her off her feet?
Follow the Twilight cast into college~and see the trouble they can get into!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Ben, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Leah, Mike, Other Character, Rosalie, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No
Word count: 49455
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2009 Updated: March 14, 2012
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Date: January 14, 2012
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - First Sight
SQUEEE!!! You sent the kids to Crested Butte...my favorite ski town! Fun-i don't think i've read a Greek story before...
Summary: Edward and Bella get on the same plane, but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All characters are human and OOC.
I tell ya, I have so many of these banners. I have such sweet readers!


The banner above was made by myself, and the one below was made by the very talented Mkystich! It's so awesome!




Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Word count: 95080
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2009 Updated: January 10, 2012
Reviewer: jillapet Signed
Date: January 24, 2012
Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
Wonderful and perfect ending!
Summary: Vampire Edward, having abstained from human blood for so long that he is almost densensitized to it, moves to Seattle as a 1st year pediatric resident. What happens when he foils James' lunch plans by saving Bella, a strangely intriguing human grad student?

Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward, James
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Word count: 47256
[Report This] Published: September 25, 2010 Updated: August 28, 2012
Reviewer: jillapet Signed
Date: December 31, 2011
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Impasse
I have to admit that at first I thought that Bella already knowing about vamps and Alice and Edward just happening upon her a bit fantastical, but then I got sucked in and was totally convinced! (Snerk-silly me, calling any fanfic about sparkling super powered vamps "fantastical"!!! ) No, seriously, I like it. You need to smack your Bella around a bit and get her self confidence up, and you need to keep Edward in the kitchen and hopefully naked more. Or even naked in the kitchen! It's not like her would have to worry about burning the dangly bits! Author's Response: Excellent points! :-)
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