Oh god. Edward inseminating a tree trunk. XD

That... brightened my morning. And since I'm just now finishing up a twelve-hour 7pm-7am hell shift, and the thought of laughing or displaying absolutely any signs of enjoyment at ANYTHING is completely foreign to me, that's really, really saying something.

I'll have to read the rest after I get some sleep. :3

Be back later. Promise. XD

My eyes hurt. I can't see straight anymore. I read this last chapter about two inches from the computer screen.

I want to say something spectacularly... spectacular (sleepdeprivationwow) about your story, because it in itself was almost too spectacular for words, but I'm finishing this just as my shift is ending. Damn 12-hour weekend midnights.

OH OH OH.
I DID LIKE
That they didn't lose themselves after they fell in love.

Like, I hate when a story involves Doucheward/Dickward/Fuckward and/or Bitch!Bella, and then the second they fall in love they go all soft and... gag me with a spoon.

I also love that you didn't end it with a wedding. How incredibly cliche.

You two make an awesome pair. Hope to hear more from you guys soooooon. :3

xoxo.andrew.

PS: You guys own so much more cool shit than me. I'm almost jealous. XD

Hmm. I love this story so much. So, so much. I don't think I've reviewed before now. But I've been there. *nodnod*

I love the chara interaction, and I love your Jasper. Although, maybe I'm biased, since Jasper was my favourite in the original, anyway. XD

Please update again soon. I squealed when I saw that you had updated today. :3

Happy St. Pat's!

xoxo.andrew.

I want to drink with you. Like, I get the feeling you would be an amazing drinking buddy. :3

Longer review forthcoming.

xoxo.andrew.

Author's Response:

That sounds awesome to me!   LOL

Oh lord. Okay, I'm pretty much a chain smoker, and at least five times during this story, I lit up only to get a third of the way down the page with burnt knuckles, a burning filter, and at least three inches of ash on my keyboard, cause your story made me forget I lit the damn thing.

And yes, that's a compliment. Probably a strange one, but one nonetheless, and I hope you'll take it as such.

Cause very little comes between me and my cigarettes.

Domward is my favourite. Even though this is het, and I didn't used to be into it... for obvious reasons. But excellent authors such as yourself have changed my mind and now I must say UPDATE SOON!

And I hope you're feeling better. Those long illnesses are the absolute worst, aren't they? D:

xoxo.andrew.

It's a good thing she keeps adding things, because the original list is completely accomplished, save the lab table. XD

I loved this, the solo Edward most of all. Cause while I enjoy het, there's nothing quite like a lack of girls.

The whole chapter was fantastic, of course. *nodnod*

And yes, so far Domward is living up to my expectations. The spanking scene. *shudders*

I really need to stop reading fanfiction at work. My supervisor is starting to give me shifty-eyes. Lol.

xoxo.andrew.

Author's Response:

Hey Andrew--thanks for the multiple reviews!  Yeah, I swear to God if I could figure out a way to bring another man into this situation I so freaking would.  But there's no way my possessive Edward would share his Bella.  There are two stories over on ff.net:  The Forbidden Room and Over the Top, that both have me entirely freakin' hyped on on EdwardxJasper action.  I've had to pursue me some gay porn just to cement the visuals from these stories in my head.  Messed up. But in the best of ways.  Jesus.

Ah, so Edward has joined the ranks of those of us who turn to booze to deal with unrequited love and UST. Sigh.

And it wasn't bad at all. Don't talk like that.

*scrambles on to the next chapter*

Bella and Edward, at this point, make me want to bash my head in. SOMEONE BETTER SAY SOMETHING SOON!

Onward!

So... DOES Edward have a son??? I MUST KNOW!

Of course, in fanfiction, Tanya is FOREVER trying to mess things up for Edward after he's FINALLY on the right track.

Update, yes?

XD I think it's very obvious what we all want to happen next. And what you HAVE to make happen next, given that clifhanger there. XD

As for the beginning/middle-ish of this chapter... for some reason I'm not processing it. I'm halfway though moving and I've been up since... Friday morning packing and cleaning up my apartmen. Which, for a little one-bedroom had a lot of shit in it and was incredibly dirty. College apartment, you know...

I'm rambling.

The point is, the sleep deprivation is screwing with my mind and it just REFUSES to let me process anything before... the mushroom raviolli. >.<

I'll have to reread it later.

BUT it was very well-written and enjoyable.

Now get on to the smut, woman! Don't make us wait forever! XD

xoxo.andrew.

Oh my god. I nearly vomited when I read this.
And not in a bad way, either. One of those "laughing so hard at the blend of slap-in-the-face sarcasm and beautifully disguised humour" kind of puke sessions.

Oh god. Thank you! Someone finally said it!

xoxo.andrew.

haha, yeah. a guy fan of twilight. shh. don't tell. XD

Lucky for you, I happen to be 18. >.<

Still sounds pervy, yes?

Ah well. Dare to dream.

(besides, I'm pretty sure the current boyfriend would cause some drama over the wedding and I don't think either of us want to deal with that. XD)

xoxo.andrew.

PS: sorry for cluttering up your review board with mindless chatter. -_-;