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Penname: SarahBella [ Contact]
Real name: Sarah
Status: Member
Member Since: March 07, 2009
Website: SheLikesitVerbal.com
Beta-reader: No
I am a 28 year old mother of 2 girls and a boy. I've been married for 7 years. I love Edward like a fat kid loves chocolate.
Don't be offended if you're a fat kid, I am too. I spend 6 hours at the gym each week trying to cure myself of fat-kiditis...
I am a purveyor of smut. Almost everything I write is smut. I no longer have fan fiction posted anywhere and after a sad incident involving my computer and lightning, I no longer have any of my fan fic at all. I'm really sorry if this is upsetting for you, but I chose to pull my stories to pursue publication.
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Summary: If you ask me to describe Quil in one word it'd be "Sexy-Quileute-Warrior-Man". Now I know, its not technically one word, so if your going to be picky, I guess I'd have to say "unattainable". I'm Claire: utterly average 16 year old, in love with Quil Ateara, a mystical sex god.
Excerpt from Those Chicken Breast Thingys:
I felt his warm arms encircle me, and although I was already sweltering in the heat, I didn't complain as he carried me bridal style to the water. The whole thing felt so much like a romance novel cover— stud werewolf and olive skinned damsel— that I imagined myself momentarily clad in a flowing gown of some sort, heaving my non-existent bosoms to his chest.
I got caught up in it all when the first splashes of cold water hit the small of my back. I shrunk away from it, wrapping my arms around Quils neck tightly and pulling myself up higher, pressing my cheek to his. His cheek was on fire, but it felt so natural on mine. I realized that I had never had so much of my bare skin touching his and I felt my own cheeks blush hot. I pulled my cheek away, scared that maybe he would be able to feel it, or somehow know with his werewolvy senses that I was more turned on then I had ever been in my entire life.

Humor/Romance/Drama.
Thank you Crescent so much for the banner!
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Claire, Quil
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes
Word count: 54528
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2009 Updated: April 01, 2009
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: May 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 13: Wolf Cubs
Do you have a banner yet?
My friend Ashley makes them...
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: May 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 22: The Fairest of Them All!
“Now—who’s the—fairest of them all—bitch?” Rosalie grunted at the body which continued to struggle with her.
“Still you baby, still you!” Emmett whooped from behind her, still engaged in combat with a massive black vampire.
I almost fracking died! You are the Queen of the Quip, and I bow down to you!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: May 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 29: The Compromise
Hot Damn, this is cute!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: May 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 31: Epilogue
Yep.
LURVED IT!
Summary:
When you’re young you’re supposed to have fun, law be damned. At least that’s how Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon saw it.
Three friends’ hell bent on having as much fun as they can while they are still young. Only problem is, what they find fun normally gets them into trouble with the law.
Now their parents have had enough and have come to a decision to send their teenage daughters to Boot Camp for six months.
Alice, Bella and Rose are certainly not pleased with their parent’s news and vow to make life very interesting for all those at the correctional facility. With the help of three boys, who love causing just as much trouble as the girls, they don’t have a hard time keeping to their unspoken vow.

Banner by JayJayHale
Characters are quite OOC but the couples are the same as always.
Rated because of foul language, there shall be a lot of it. Also underage drinking, law breaking and shenanigans like that.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes
Word count: 110414
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2009
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: June 02, 2009
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - A Heist
Oooooh! I LOVE cupcakes! Especially the ones with sprinkles!
And you know what else?
I lovee this story.
Yep. I admit it.
I love this story.
Author's Response: lol, thank you.
Alice.x
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: June 18, 2009
Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - Newsflash
I think you nailed it with the Dun Dun Duuuunnnnn.
i can't wait to see what's in store for them next time around! Author's Response: Lol.
They'll still have fun, just Felix and Demetri will be there yelling at them. :P
Thank you.
Alice.x
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: July 11, 2009
Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 - A Family Reunion
Does hyper = much writing? Because if it does, I like hyper... Author's Response: Most of the time it does actually. =D
Thanks.
Alice.x
Summary:  
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU. Mystery/Humor/Angst
Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: No
Word count: 173201
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: December 27, 2009
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: November 22, 2009
Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
The lemon was amazing!
Really top notch work!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: June 06, 2009
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
As delish as and Edward/Jasper fic sounds, I can't wait to see how Bella finds out otherwise!!
Please post gain soon!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: June 17, 2009
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
The ending was adorable!
I almost died!
Very good!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: July 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
That was a great spot to end the chappie! The impact of Edwards last statement is amazing!
Well done, I can't wait for more!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: August 17, 2009
Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
**le sigh**
I really didn't want that chapter to end! i can't wait to see the next showdown!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: September 14, 2009
Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
**le sigh**
Such a fantastic chapter!
Watching their relationship develop is so awesome!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: December 03, 2009
Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
Awesome! I think this is my favorite chapter so far!!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: December 15, 2009
Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28
You are mean.
That's all there is to it.
Ok, just kidding. You're not mean and I love the story.
But that is an evil clffie.
:)
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: January 13, 2010
Title: Chapter 31: Epilogue
Awesome chapter! I adored the ending, with Bella getting her way! Great work!
Summary: As a college senior, Edward can't wait to graduate. He's made some great friends but that's all. That is until he starts paying attention to the girl down the hall, Bella. Something terrible happened to her and he finds himself watching over her and the downward spiral that is becoming her life. Can he help her? Can he save her when she can't even see she needs saving.

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Word count: 56056
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2009 Updated: October 31, 2009
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: May 01, 2009
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
I just discovered this story, and plowed through it in about 45 minutes. I adore it, please post again soon!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: May 12, 2009
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Lol, loved the chappie!
Post again soon, we're just getting to the good part!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: May 23, 2009
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
**Le Sigh**
Fracking fabulous!
I can't wait for the next chappie!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: June 08, 2009
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Loved it!
I can't wait for more!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: June 16, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
I loved it, as usual.
Excellent writing!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: August 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Dude.
This was crazy good.
I loved it, can't wait for more!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: September 24, 2009
Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Awesome, awesome chapter. I think you are doing a very realistic job of portraying Bella's range of emotions and her reactions to her rape.
Great work!
Summary: Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilighted Supervisory Beta: qjmom
Twilighted Validation Beta: Twilightzoner
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes
Word count: 92990
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2009 Updated: July 13, 2009
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: May 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 14: Change of Plans
Ahhhh!
So good!
Reviewer: SarahBella Signed    
Date: April 30, 2009
Title: Chapter 13: Office Time Fun
I think that Edward might be cracked.
But I do love cracked Edward...
Lunch was epic!
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