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Penname: Goodygurl [ Contact]
Real name: Adryana
Status: Member
Member Since: August 08, 2008
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19 year old college student who loves fanfiction!
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Summary: Esme learns that firsts don't always come in chronoligcal order.
Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Esme
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4514
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2008 Updated: May 12, 2008
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed
Date: August 14, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Firsts
That was just adorable! You really captured Esme really well.
Summary: Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song.
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1118
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2008 Updated: May 12, 2008
Summary: Final Authors' Note Roo: (stunned) So I just finished reading Breaking Dawn… Marcy: (stunned) Erm…me too… Roo: Wow. We thought that we had a hilarious joke going on. Marcy: The worst plot idea imaginable. Roo: “Pregnant vampire Bella joins the army.” Marcy: Stephenie Meyer outdid us, crackfic wise. Roo: She gave us “Pregnant human Bella gets a half-vamp mutant torn from her womb as Edward chews through her placenta before turning into a vampire anddefeating the army.” Marcy: That makes our story look pretty tame and believable. Roo: All that silliness that we came up with about Bella being a mind-shield and the Volturi being afraid of her… Marcy: Who could have forseen that that was actually TRUE?? Unbelievable… Roo: I was going to have Jake imprint on Jane, thinking that it would be funny and outrageous. Marcy: Little did we know that Jake would imprint on the infant half-vamp mutant torn from Bella’s womb. Jake gets paired with Edward’s kid?? That takes "outrageous" to a whole new level. Roo: And so the puppy fell in love with the baby sea monster. Marcy: Stupid crackbook. Sick maschoistic readers. Roo: Raises questions about what half-werewolf/shapeshifter, quarter-human, quarter-vampire people would be like. Ew. Marcy: One of those aliens from “The Host” must have snatched Stephenie Meyer’s body. It’s the only explanation for how bizarre Breaking Dawn was. Roo: The staff at “Twilighted” said that if someone had submitted Breaking Dawn as a fanfic that they would have put it in the “Alternative Universe” or “Crackfic” sections. Marcy: Probably “Crackfic.” Roo: So anyways…there’s not really a point in continuing this story any more now is there? Marcy: Probably not. We’ve been outcracked. Roo: So we’re jumping ship. Marcy: Yep. Roo: But fret not, faithful readers!! More crack will be coming your way! Marcy: New realms of weirdness wait in our imagination! Now that NOTHING would surprise us, we know no limits! Roo: Angela could be a witch! Marcy: Ben could be the invisible man! Roo: Mike Newton could be a merman! Marcy: The Cullens could take Nessie trick-or-treating! Roo: Hey! That sounds like a GREAT idea for a fic! Marcy: It will be our next project! Both: MWA HA HA HA HA!!
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 16540
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2008 Updated: July 19, 2008
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed
Date: August 17, 2008
Title: Chapter 6: The Best Part of the Plan
So...i know and understand that you're not going to finish this story, but it'd be really, really cool if you did...just so people can have a nice laugh and actually get to read something that's actually a little better than the actual breaking dawn. Anyways...the story is great! Very funny and perfect for anyone who needs a laugh(or who just wants to read a really good story).
Summary:  It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC. Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Word count: 85040
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2009
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed
Date: September 06, 2008
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
OH wow! Well...interesting, yet humorous at the same time.
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed 
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
That was eally good. Edward's strating to worry me a bit but other than that I can't wait for more! Update soon!!!!!!!!
Summary: Bella has a slight medical, personal problem and is forced to talk to the last person on earth she wants to, her fiance's father. Things get carried away, and Edward and the rest of the Cullens get involved in Edward's accidental humiliation of dear Bella by using proper vocabulary.
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward
Challenges: Series: Insanity Within Vampires
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1885
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2008 Updated: July 30, 2008
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed
Date: August 17, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Yeast The Beast, At Least
That was nice and hilarious! Very nice and perfect for someone who needs a laugh.
Summary: WRITTEN REWRITTEN REWRITTEN REWRITTEN
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family?
NC-17 for later chapters. Warning" Violence, and sexual aggresion may be part of this story.
Winning Summary:
"I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I make tonight." With that one hope Isabella Swan faces life as best as she can. The tragedy of her parents' death, leaves her alone in a system where her age leaves her undesirable for adoption. That is until one day two people come into her life offering her a chance at hope. The Cullen family takes to Bella like a long lost sister. What happens when Bella is taken from the Cullens by a lost relative? Will Bella's hopes be destroyed? What happens when fate steps in years later to reunite Bella with the one's she loved and who loved her so long ago?
Bella knew what she would say, "Don't you want to be my sister?"
Thanks to Mrs C for the above Banner and my beta readergoof for the below Banner!
Thanks to Sleforever for below banner!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 40 Completed: No
Word count: 137752
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2008 Updated: April 12, 2011
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed
Date: August 11, 2008
Title: Wishing Star
Another amazing round of chapters!
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed
Date: August 15, 2008
Title: Wishing Star
So good! I loved those chapters, and the clift hangers are great! I can't wait for more.
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed
Date: August 20, 2008
Title: Wishing Star
That was...a pretty good chapter! I'm glad they finally showed and expressed their love for each other in that way, lol.
Reviewer: Goodygurl Signed
Date: August 20, 2008
Title: Wishing Star
That was cool! I've always wanted to go to the Louvre...and now i have an idea of what all there's to see! I can't wait for more!
Author's Response: I've never been...I was online at the Louvre's website trying to find out what they had and an idea of where it was in there.
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