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Penname: SiDEADde [ Contact]
Real name: Betcha Kantgess
Status: Member
Member Since: August 07, 2008
Website:
Beta-reader: Yes
A bit about me: Alice Cullen is the best character in the Saga I'm a high school teacher and I have a husband, two girls under the age of 3, and two dogs. I have no spare time anymore. Lessee...what else? Alice Cullen is the best charact....oh wait. I already mentioned that. That's all then.
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Summary:  It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC. Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Word count: 85040
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2009
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed 
Date: August 07, 2008
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Really well done! I love the tongue in cheek humor...(pun intended) Best line so far: “Hello. My name is Edward Cullen. I wanted to introduce myself, since we didn’t have a chance to speak last week.” Because I was too busy fucking you in my head . . . Classic!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: August 08, 2008
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Great poem...I second that motion. So hot...well done!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: August 21, 2008
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Noooooo! What is this, this cliffhanger? I need all the distractions I can get to keep me from my own writing. I can't wait until the next chapter!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: August 21, 2008
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Perfect! Thank you for the quick update...this is the perfect balance between humor and drama. I'm so loving it! Fav Line: “It’s true, Bella.” I do, however, have a lot of experience with self love . . . Author's Response: Thank you Si!!!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: August 30, 2008
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Bahahaha Poor Wankward. How very gentlemanly of him though!
Summary:
Bella Swan spent the first two years of her life in Forks developing a friendship with Jacob Black that finally turned into something more. As she begins her senior year of high school, a new family moves to town and Bella slowly begins to question the path she thought her life would follow. Sometimes there is a difference between what you think you need and what you never knew you wanted. Takes place during the timeframe of New Moon and Eclipse. J/B at first, but eventually E/B.
Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: No
Word count: 170230
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2008 Updated: July 19, 2009
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Preface & Chapter 1: Sixteen
So I was sent here by who I think may be your biggest fan. Avalonia has nagged me for weeks and weeks to get here and read it. I'm so glad I finally had a spare few minutes to sit down at the PC and find it. I'm very excited to see where this will go! Fav Line: Life is meant to breed disappointment; when fate intervenes and gives you security and inner peace, you don’t gamble it away for a chance at an ecstasy that will likely never come. We build our lives in reality, knowing that paradise only exists in fairytales.
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 2: First Day
This is moving smoothly. I'm enjoying the differences from the original story. I can't wait until Alice warms up! She's my favorite.
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 4: Bonfire
Bahaha...paranoid.
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 5: Break
Laugh....i was going to say it...but you covered it all in your chapter end notes. Moooore Alice I hope.
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 6: Terminal
Oh the agony. Silly self-absorbed Bella. She's finally met her match.
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 7: Shakespeare
Baha...bunny murder. This is wonderful. I'm having such a nice time reading it. Thank you!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 8: Missing
Enough werewolves. I dun like them anyways. Moooore Cullens!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 9: College
Yay! Finally nice Edward.
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 10: Interview
Arrrrrugh. No more Jacob! The tension is killing me! You've done a great job. I'm totally engrossed!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 11: Birthday Girl
I can't read fast enough! I'm going to resort to my bad skimming habit here in a minute...You've done a fantastic job of building up anticipation!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 12: The Lodge
Send it Bella! Show him!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 13: Irresponsible
Hooooray!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 14: Giddy
Gah...dammit Jacob. Go Away!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 15: Half Truths
Jaaaaaaacob. Your destiny lies, rather disgustingly, in Edward and Bella getting together. Let destiny take over!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 13, 2008
Title: Chapter 16: Acquaintances
Hooray for lunch with the Cullens!
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 16, 2008
Title: Chapter 24: Truth
Very nice. Alice isn't OOC at all. Alice isn't permenantly bubbly, or a shopping addict, or a shallow side character. I really like your Alice and I wish more people made her the vampire that she logically has to be. Thanks for the read.
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: October 23, 2008
Title: Chapter 25: Monster
Bah...don't defend your art. If someone doesn't like what you've written, that's their problem, not yours. Conflict is necessary in a good piece of literature...where there is no sacrifice, no conflict...there is no point. Why tell a story if everything is perfect? I like it, your imagery is beautiful. Write what you love...not what you think you should write to be loved. The people who can appreciate good writing will come back for more. My favorite line: ...lifting my face up into the steady downpour as if baptizing myself in crazed honesty. Author's Response: I hate that bad reviews happen and occasionally they do get to me....not that that has deterred me in writing how I want to. I haven't changed anything to pander to my audience, and I appreciate people that understand not every fic has to be smut and rainbows to be entertaining (though, for the record, I have absolutely nothing against smut; just rainbows). Thanks for the review!
Summary:
Fifteen year old Elisa was once an everyday Twilight fangirl, but now, inexplicably, she's become a part of Edward and Bella's world. Her struggle to fit into her new life, however, may become a fight just to survive at all as a betrayal turns a frightening premonition into a grim reality and the Cullens discover that even their best efforts may not be enough to keep either Bella or Elisa safe...
AU version of Breaking Dawn.
Thank you so much to Navirae for the fabulous banner!
Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: Bella, Edward, Other Character
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: No
Word count: 261737
[Report This] Published: August 01, 2008 Updated: May 02, 2012
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: August 07, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Just a Girl
Oh my goodness...your wonderfulness is here too? This is so exciting, Tnuccio told me to try out over here. I hope I get in! It's intimidating if everyone is your caliber! If you are reading the reviews to this story before actually reading it....you are missing the best part. Read it...it's sooo good. Author's Response: Yay! I am sooo happy you're here with your fabulous story! I never can get enough of Alice...I wonder if there's a 12 step program for that...
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: August 17, 2008
Title: Chapter 2: Random Acts
So I love this, and you know it. I find it hilarious that your story is like 5 chapters shorter than mine but has like 100,000,000 more words. I need to pick up the pace! Author's Response: LOL, I know...I am SO longwinded. I try to tone it down a bit but it's no go...and you wouldn't believe the amount of stuff I've cut, either. :D
Reviewer: SiDEADde Signed
Date: August 26, 2008
Title: Chapter 14: Unexpected
I love this story. You need a banner! I wish I knew how to make them. New stuff new stuff new stuff! Author's Response: I want a banner now! I do know how to make them, but my skills are limited, so when I do it they are pretty ugly. I have a graphically talented friend...maybe I'll beg her for one. I'm working on the next chapter now. Already seems like there's a LOT more Alice in this chapter - wonder whose influence that could be? :D
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