“Son, you are here to receive a precious gift.  It is one that my father bestowed upon me, and his father bestowed upon him—one I will pass on to you now and expect that you give to your own sons when it is time.”

“You are a Cullen, and were therefore born with certain natural—endowments—that predispose you to success with women.  But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you could only grow to appreciate it—an art which, if you could only commit to learning it—will bring you and the women in your life such divine fulfillment as most mortals never know.  It is the art of worship, Edward, and it has very little to do with sex.”

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Edward, Jacob, Demetri, and Felix are members of the Volturi Elite Guard. Their team tracks beings that have either violated the Volturi Code Of Silence or have knowledge of the existence of mythical beings. When the team is assigned to investigate the human Isabella Swan, Edward's unalterable world is altered.

Edward may have just met the girl of his dreams, but there's something strange about Bella Swan. Maybe it's the fact that she keeps turning up dead.

AU/AH. Canon pairings.

Based in Brooklyn. Edward and Jasper are brothers, each dealing with grief, ego and passion.

This is a love story between a magician, a dreamer and an artist.

AH/AU

(Banner is by the ginormously talented Zigster. Brooklyn REPRESENT!)

Three sisters are stolen from their father's farm by three enigmatic, inhuman captors.  As they begin to unravel their kidnappers' tragic past, they learn that there is a dark side to eternal youth and beauty.  Loosely inspired by Twilight and set in an indeterminate past, this creepy little fable explores another side of the Cullen boys.

When a completely innocent Bella has her life turned upside down, she finds herself hardened, angry, and refuses to take it anymore. She used to pine for Edward, but is now indifferent.  Edward, once a slightly cocky jock who set out to humiliate Bella, finds some truths to the loss of his parents, making him slightly rebellious, stand-offish, and completely detached.

Will they fall in together, and find a way to mend each other? Or will it all fall to pieces?

As such, the sun was up before the night was down, and I couldnt pin my eyes open and empty any longer, my lips searched for words, but they only found yours, I was broken, alone...

Entry for AngstGoddess003 and PastichePen's Slash Backslash Fanfiction Contest.

ONE-SHOT. A drunken night in Rome breaks up a lifelong friendship. Four years later, Jasper is about to get married and asks his once best friend, Edward, to be the best man. Edward’s refusal leads to a life-altering revelation and sparks a dangerous affair.

MATURE, HORNY AUDIENCES ONLY! (I mean it!)

Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?

WARNING: This story will deal with the aftermath of child abuse and rape. If that bothers you too much, I strongly recommend that you don’t read.

 

Thanks to steffyxxface for the lovely banner!

What if the shoe was on the other foot?

What if Bella was a Cullen, and Edward a mere human?

Bella Cullen has been living with her vampire family in a small town in Washington state for nearly four years - since she bridged the divide being life and undeath.

When a slip in judgment forces the Cullens to move to Chicago, she finds herself juxtaposed with Edward Masen: impossibly beautiful, impossibly tempting, impossibly human.

How would Twilight have played out if everything was backwards?

*Rated for potty mouths and lemons.

Canon pairings, even in the most alternate of alternate universes.

Mild to moderately OOC for Edward and Bella, switching things around really messed them up.

SM owns, I pepper in the debauchery.

Mkystich is taking over my page with all her banners. She's delicious.