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Penname: kARLOTITA09 [ Contact]
Real name: Karla
Status: Member
Member Since: July 20, 2008
Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/462767/
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Favorite Twilight Order:
1. Twilight (tied with what I've read of Midnight Sun)
2. New Moon
3. Eclipse
In my universe BD does not exist; sorry I still love renesmee, but just not BD. sorry im weird like that...
I'm obsessed with all things twilight, harry potter, chick-lit (specially Meg Cabot's books). I also loved Indian Killer from Sherman Alexie, To Kill a Mockingbird, "Corazon" by Edmundo de Amicis, "12 Cuentos Peregrinos" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and a whole lot more LOL
I love to watch movies (second only to my reading obsession)
and my greates ambition is to become a Doctor. Glad to say I'm getting there.
Anyways...
love to read fanfiction and I hope you like my stories :D
XOXO,
kARLA
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Summary: Edward was my son, and I had a fatherly duty to him to teach him about these things. I was going to give my hundred and seven year old, virgin son a sex talk. God help me, this was going to be awkward.
Categories: Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Word count: 3889
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2008 Updated: August 01, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed 
Date: July 28, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Let's Talk about SEX
jajajaaj you should've done the complete talk!! jajaj
Author's Response: Read the rest. I so have. Lol.
Summary: AU, all human. Edward and Emmett are attorneys in Carlisle's law firm, Cullen Law Offices, PSC. They have had really bad luck trying to find a paralegal to work with, and finally take matters into their own hands and call a temp agency. Alice and Rose run a temp to hire agency and recommend their friend Bella for the position when Emmett calls. Bella is a recent graduate and is having a hard time finding a position because of her lack of experience.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Word count: 46395
[Report This] Published: May 30, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2009
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 07, 2008
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
wow. somehow it seems like its moving way to fast.... i mean they just met like 5 days ago .. but i guess that's what happens when you meet your soulmate. jaja cant wait for the next chapter, you promised bookshelves!! jaja
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 19, 2008
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
wow... you really hate jake. poor little puppy.
Summary: This is how Emmett might have reacted in New Moon upon seeing Edward and Bella at the airport, and on the ride home.
Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1298
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2008 Updated: June 16, 2008
Summary: 
AU Post-New Moon.
Bella never jumped, Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back. Six years later, Bella is struggling to make a new life for herself as a teacher in Rochester, New York. How will she fare when a very familiar student crops up in her classroom? Will she be able to remain professional, or will old ties get in the way?
Edward is convinced that getting Bella back is just a matter of 'persuasion', but Bella isn't prepared to be that cooperative. What's more, she's in the grip of a dark secret which threatens to prevent her from loving ever again.
Bella Swan is slipping under...
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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Word count: 124383
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: July 25, 2010
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 10, 2008
Title: Chapter 9: Bloody Hands
wow. i guess brady defended bella from victoria and that's how he got hurt? please please update soon. I read on one of your notes that you didn't know if you were going to continue now tha BD was out, but please continue!!
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 25, 2008
Title: Chapter 10: WEREWOLVES?!
you know you are really mean leaving the chapter like that??!! i wouldn't have minded it to be extra long!! o well i'll keep an eye out for the next part!! hope it comes soon!
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 27, 2008
Title: Chapter 11: The Truth
wow... well i hate you for leaving us like this... but i will forgive you as soon as I see the next update. :p lol, kidding! i enjoyed it. more than i can say because i like that bella was all like: "you can't fix everything just by touching me1!" i loved that!!! yup edward has to work for it.
Summary: After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? A farcical, romantic comedy with a healthy dose of angst. Nominated for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization (Incomplete) at the Twilight Awards.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes
Word count: 144638
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2008 Updated: December 29, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: September 06, 2008
Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
wow... did her secretary hear that??!! its gonna be uncomfortable when they finally get out of that office LOL! Author's Response: I think that no. . .the secretary did not hear that. . .or maybe she did. I kind of forgot they were still in Bella's office for a mintue there when I was writing. Maybe I'll have to fill that particular detail in later.
Summary: Bella is a graduate student in Seattle when she runs into Edward, who teaches at the same college. What will she do when she hits it off with Edward, only to have a former love come back into her life? All-Human. Usual pairings. NC-17 for future chapters. 
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No
Word count: 46511
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2008 Updated: April 01, 2009
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 12, 2008
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8 - The Date
jaja i love stalkerish edward! because lets admit it. he is a bit of a stalker... not in a creepy way at least jajajaj well a little... anyways! loving your story! please continue.
Summary: Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed over the years, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him how she feels before it's too late, or will she just stand by and watch him fall in love with someone else? How will Edward take the news of these feelings from the girl he has always thought of as a sister? Will the obstacles along the way ruin even the best of friendships? 
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
Word count: 93126
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2008 Updated: November 09, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 01, 2008
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
wow i just started reading this today. hoping to get dritracted from waiting for BD jajaja you made it easier for the hours to pass! im really liking this fic. I just hope you give Bella a chance to put herself back together again without Edward, for her to love herself more before lettin edward love her! loving it! jajaja i wish i had started reading when you had the next chapter cause the suspense is killing me!! happy reading for tonight!! hope to see in update soon! :D
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 06, 2008
Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
why???!!!!! nooooooo!!!!! he has to go to her!!! why are you making is so complicated *cries uncontrolably* jajaj ok i calmed down now!!! please update soon!
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 10, 2008
Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
you really love to torture us dont you?!?! please please! update soon!
Summary:  It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC. Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Word count: 85040
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: April 24, 2009
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed 
Date: September 20, 2008
Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
OMG James??!! you know what?! fuck the BSR plan! lol kidding i just love frustrated edward and the monster is trully my fav. character LOL! can't wait for the next one :D
Summary: Edward has made his name in the merger and acquisition business by using a key advantage: he can read people's minds. Reading people is a great talent to have, unless you can't turn it off. Then it is a lonely talent. What will Edward do when he meets a woman whose mind is closed to him? All the usual suspects will show up in this AH, AU fic, canon pairings.
--ON HIATUS UNTIL OCTOBER 2009--
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Word count: 54803
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2008 Updated: September 11, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: September 08, 2008
Title: Chapter 11: Fame
oookkkkaaayyyy sex tapes and edward... now there's a visual. i guess alice was right.. poor bella, her insecurities wont help this. Author's Response: And isn't it a lovely visual? I giggle just thinking about it. Thanks for reviewing.
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: September 12, 2008
Title: Chapter 12: Too Much
wow i feel bad for edward, im angry that they can't just sit down and talk it through!! urgg i hate victoria.. and my alice-senses tell me james is involved somehow... LOL!! please update soon you've got me hooked! Author's Response: Well, it was a lot for Miss Bella to handle at once last chapter if they had to talk about Tanya too. Update should be soon-ish, maybe Sunday but possibly not until Tuesday. I am trying to get the chapters out so I can start posting my new story.
Summary: In Twilight, Edward told Bella that if her blood sang to James like it had to Edward, it would've meant a fight right there in the field. What if this was the case? Follow Bella as she is kidnapped and turned by James, and the Cullens' fevered attempts to get her back. Features James/Bella, but this is ultimately an Edward/Bella story. "NC-17" for language, situations, and eventual sexual content. 
Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Jessica, Laurent, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Word count: 34456
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2008 Updated: November 01, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 11, 2008
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
hope your family member is better! :)
Summary: It's the beginning of Bella's new life, taken place after "Eclipse". Everything is going well, or as well as it could ever get for a newborn vampire. With her new family of vampires protecting her and making sure she doesnt "fall off the wagon", Bella is living her new Vampiric life just as she always thought she would. On the one day that Bella allows Edward to leave her home alone, reassuring him that she would not leave the house, she gets two unwelcomed visitors.... who just happen to be human. ~ A story of the first time Bella Cullen "fell off the wagon."  "
Categories: AU, Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Carmen, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Word count: 8713
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2008 Updated: August 10, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 10, 2008
Title: Chapter 4: Fourth Moon
i liked breaking dawn but im still intrigued by a blood crazed bella. i would like for you to continue the story very much. this chapter was a little slow, but still interesting.
Summary: The effect of the imprinting compulsion on both Jacob and Edward.
Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1311
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2008 Updated: August 18, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 18, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i would have sooo loved to read that in the book: " He finally snapped. A granite fist collided with my jaw and I was out like a light." jajaja dont get me wrong i adore jacob... since i know there are no more edwards out there im looking for my jacob but still poor edward.... every gir he loves always ends up with jacob jajaj
Summary: Looking back on this now, I can't help but think of the saying "Man plans God laughs."; It was in the fall of my twentythird year that my life took one very unexpected turn. Carlisle's story
Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 627
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2008 Updated: August 07, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 07, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
im very very interested.. i love carlisle.. cant wait for your next update.
Summary: Esme is worried about their new house. Nothing seems to be matching up. Can Carlisle help her make up her mind? Fluffy One-Shot. Breaking Dawn Spoilers. Carlisle/Esme
Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Carlisle, Esme
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1272
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2008 Updated: August 07, 2008
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 07, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
there should be more esmee/carlisle fics! i just love them! looking forward to your next story :)
Summary: Bella was saved from a human death and given a new life by an unfamiliar creature. Adapting to her new lifestyle and family, Bella's unknown human past comes back to haunt her and her beloved Edward. What will happen when old memories, feelings, and loved ones collide with new ones? How will Edward handle things as well as Bella?
Thanks to Mrs.C for the fantastic banner, A/U. NC-17 for possible future chapters. Slight OOC may occur on all characters.
Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob, James, Tanya
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Word count: 25179
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2008 Updated: April 06, 2009
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: August 09, 2008
Title: Chapter 1: Such a Waste
the predator had golden eyes sooo i wanna think he had nothing to do with the cullens.. but i guess i have to wait for the next chapter another question: is this set like in New Moon as if edward never came back.. or is it completely AU? Author's Response: This is completely AU. Ooo, good catch on the eyes. :)
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: November 28, 2008
Title: Chapter 11: The Past
dude!! you know how much I loved bella standing up for herself! chick needs to grow some and step up!! :P .... awww dude... we keep each other sane... if you would call "sane" the conversations we have about a certain sex hair individual... ..... oh sorry got distracted for a moment LOL anyways.. great chapter babe! Author's Response: Why thank you, yes a certain someone always happens to distract us, doesn't he? Damn him and his pretty hair.
Reviewer: kARLOTITA09 Signed
Date: February 06, 2009
Title: Chapter 12: James Returns
I would never leave you!!! we will always return to each other... babe, you and me... we're meant to be ;)!! :P!!
you know how much I loved this chapter!! the thought of a jealous Edward just makes me just drool... and well other parts of me... yeah.. you get the main idea..
I just hope Bella keep being strong and doesn't let Edward or James bring her down!!!
Ok.. so chapter 12 is done... on to chapter 13!!! :P
... I better start writting certain hands scene... LOL.. love you byotch! Author's Response: Thoughts of Edward make me fucking ... GAH. I love you too... chapter thirteen is underway, I promise. Mm, hands scene with Cullen... FUCK ME. :D
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