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Penname: taintedangel30 [ Contact]
Real name: Amy
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Member Since: January 06, 2012
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It's all my muse's fult..she told them where to find me. The venomous plot bunnies bit me and their venom courses through my veins. Thus I became Tainted Angel 30. May God save your souls. *evil chuckle*
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Summary: 
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It has been more than five years since Renesmee was born. She's 16 and craving independence from her overprotective family. She moves to Alaska to attend school with Jake, after painstakinlgy convincing her parents (mainly Edward) that it's a good idea. Things begin to develop between Jake and Nessie romantically, and she couldn't be more thrilled.
But what happens when a sudden and unexpected visitor casts a dark shadow over things? The death of a loved one brings the ugly truth of the lethal and Wicked Game to light and no one is safe anymore... especially Renesmee.
How hard will Jake and Nessie have to fight to be together?
Mainly Jake & Renesmee's POV's, but has some Edward and Bella chapters as well.
NOTE: This story is rated NC-17 for a reason. Violence, sexual content, and dark themes.
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Jacob, Leah, Nessie, Renesmee, Seth
Challenges: Series: Imprint Me: The Jacob and Nessie Archives
Chapters: 59 Completed: Yes
Word count: 393510
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2010 Updated: May 17, 2011
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: April 15, 2012
Title: Chapter 24: Inadvertent Revelations
Hahahahaha! Poor Jake!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: April 16, 2012
Title: Chapter 44: Penitence
*sob* that was beautiful!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: April 17, 2012
Title: Chapter 55: Miracles
*smirk* hey I know that video! and now that you've brought it up, i shall go watch it again! LOL.
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: April 17, 2012
Title: Chapter 54: Love As It Was Made to Be
i knew it! LOL.
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: April 17, 2012
Title: Chapter 49: Better Days
I'm on jakes side when it comes to paul. he was being a really big jerk to them and deserved to have his ass handed to him.
and i agree with you about jake and the Harley. hawt on several different levels.
on to the next chapter!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: April 16, 2012
Title: Chapter 39: Snow White Queen
wow, i didn't expect that. this really is dark, but i was expected something like this. on to the next chapter
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: April 16, 2012
Title: Chapter 33: Avoiding the Risks
Damn......time for a cold shower. LOL
Summary: 
The Volturri have departed and life goes on for the Cullens and the pack. Renesme is growing up and Jacob is growing deeper and deeper in love. Their love is magical, but how with the magical world respiond to it. What happens when Nahuel returns to fight for his percieved destiny? And can the Volturi survive a betrayal and a parting that will ally some with the Cullens and make others forever their enemies?
A Special thank you to content1 not only the best validation Beta, but the best story Beta EVER. Thank you so much.
Twilighted beta: content1
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Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Billy, Caius, Carlisle, Charlie, Claire, Collin, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Jacob, Jane, Jared, Jasper, Leah, Marcus, Nessie, Paul, Quil, Renesmee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth
Challenges: Series: Imprint Me: The Jacob and Nessie Archives
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes
Word count: 50261
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2010 Updated: November 14, 2011
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: January 06, 2012
Title: Chapter 27: Epilog - Chapter 27(content1)
this ws sooooo good! well worth stying up for! Author's Response: Thank you so much. I am thrille that you liked it. it was my very first fic. I have another one now posting "Cortesan." I hope you check it out.
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: January 06, 2012
Title: Chapter 23: Sharing Strength - Chapter 23
tht ws so beutiful! Author's Response: I wanted to be able to show just how deep the imprint imperative worked. It fascinates me by its possibilities.
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: January 06, 2012
Title: Chapter 16: Kisses and Committment - Chapter 16
*sniff*....wow....*sniff* Author's Response: :) (hands you a handkerchief)
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: January 06, 2012
Title: Chapter 12: Sunshine Can Burn - Chapter 12
r u aware that you posted this chapter twice? Author's Response: I believe I have fixed the problem, thanks for the head's up.
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: January 06, 2012
Title: Chapter 8: Heads Up - Chapter 8
poor edward. this would kill me
Author's Response: He is a stronger man than most for sure.
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: January 06, 2012
Title: Chapter 6: Coupled Off - Chapter 6
awe! Author's Response: (blush) glad you liked it.
Summary: 
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Nessie has saved her world. Now she just wants a simple wedding, to get back to Forks quickly, and is looking forward to spending forever with Jake and their daughter by their side.
This story is going to be very close to canon, but there will be a lot of surprise pairings. If there is such a thing as a record for imprintings/ proposals/ weddings/ pregnancies in one twilight fanfic this may very well hit it.
There are a lot more lemons than I've ever written before, so please be kind on reviews, some of them will be rather unique.
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Amun, Aro, Bella, Benjamin, Billy, Brady, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charles, Charlie, Charlotte, Chelsea, Claire, Collin, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Garrett, Heidi, Jacob, Jared, Jasper, Kachiri, Kate, Kebi, Kim, Leah, Liam, Maggie, Makenna, Marcus, Nessie, Paul, Peter, Quil, Renesmee, Rosalie, Sam, Senna, Seth, Siobhan, Stefan, Tanya, Tia, Vladimir, Zafrina
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 16723
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2010 Updated: January 11, 2013
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: September 15, 2012
Title: Chapter 3: Only Four More Days
LMAO This is so good! Author's Response: Thank you so very much for your kind words!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: December 08, 2012
Title: Chapter 6: Morning Glory
wonderful chapter. Its a nice little night cap for my evening! Author's Response: Thank you so much!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: September 22, 2012
Title: Chapter 4: Forever Joined
another amazing chapter! Major Kudos to you! Author's Response: Thank you so very much!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: December 03, 2012
Title: Chapter 5: The Rest Of Our Lives Begin
looks like there may be a problem with some codes. But otherwise, this is a very good chapter! Author's Response: Thank you! But what do you mean about the codes?
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: January 12, 2013
Title: Chapter 9: Dreams Come True
Oh soo good. I can't wait for more!
Summary: 
Hypothesis: Vampires are capable of vertical inheritance.
Objectives:
- Get Jasper knocked up at least three times in one story. Why? Because it is not nearly as funny to knock up any of the other vampires. And since female vampires are just as hard to knock up as males, might as well go all the way and choose Jasper.
- Knock up all the other Cullens while I am at it. Why? Because I can’t think of a good reason why Jasper would be any more knocked up than the rest of them. Maybe Emmett would be… but Emmett is not as funny.
- Accuse Edward of having a sexual relationship with his piano and bring up this accusation as many times as possible without Bella finding out.
- End in a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, because the Volturi think Carlisle is lying about vampires laying eggs. Why? Because it is the funniest reason for a war I can think of.
- Explain vampire genetics, using plasmids, in a way that is one hundred percent compatible with everything ever said by Stephenie Meyer about vampires.
- Explain how vampires can reproduce vertically without violating the “vampires cannot change” law of vampiredom.
- Make entire story one hundred percent biologically accurate, despite the vampires. Why? Because I’m a biologist.
- Tell a bunch of Cullenesque stories and make it funny, because that which is funniest is best.

Recently nominated for a hidden star award.
The award nominations keep coming: now nominated for multiple iSparkle Awards including the You'll Quote Me Later Award for the thing with Edward and his inappropriate relationship with his piano. Please go vote now!
Also nominated for an Eclipse award for best vampire!

Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes
Word count: 188366
[Report This] Published: July 30, 2010 Updated: February 18, 2012
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: October 16, 2012
Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 13
sorry, i can't provide a story at the moment as I'm close to falling asleep. LOL. Author's Response: Tomorrow then.
Thanks for reviewing!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: October 16, 2012
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 10
*explodes in laughter* OMG...That was friggen priceless! Author's Response: Thank you, thank you. There is an outtake posted of Edward and his piano that you might like. I know I do.
And there are a few more chapters with family stories like this, so you might want to keep reading :)
Thanks for the review!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: October 16, 2012
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5
Interesting....very interesting... Author's Response: I'm glad you're liking it so far. It should get even more interesting in the near future. Keep reading to fing out :)
Thank you for taking the time to review! I really appreciate them.
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: October 16, 2012
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3
interesting....I'm still working this out in my head, but I like this so far!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: October 16, 2012
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2
this is very interesting....
Summary:
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Three years after Breaking Dawn, a new chapter begins....
A new vampire arrives in Forks and the wolves get an unexpected surprise when Seth befriends her. As things start to unfold, a turn of events catches the attention of the Volturi summoning their return to Forks.
The Cullens and the wolves must once again decide if they will team up and face death in order to protect and defend the ones they love.
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Aro, Bella, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Heidi, Irina, Jacob, Jane, Jared, Leah, Marcus, Nessie, Other Character, Paul, Quil, Renata, Renesmee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes
Word count: 108447
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2010 Updated: December 18, 2010
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: March 20, 2012
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
good chapter. defintely needed to be done!
Reviewer: taintedangel30 Signed
Date: March 18, 2012
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
this is very interesting. i wonder how the whole vampire imprinting thing works out.
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