I'm so glad you like it so far and that you actually "lol"'d. Here's a peek at the next chapter:

I got up out of my bed and threw a shirt on before opening the door to my room and padding the few short feet to Bella’s door.
I listened for a second, wondering if she had fallen back asleep. Then I heard her cry out louder and knew that she hadn’t. I was just about to open the door when I heard her tumble from the bed and her feet running towards the door. It flew open and there stood Bella, her hair looking like a nest, her t-shirt twisted around her body and her eyes wild. She took me in, standing there with my mouth open, and flung herself at my chest.
My arms came around her instinctively and I could feel her shaking. I pressed my lips to her hair and rubbed soft circles into her back, feeling the dampness of her shirt.
“Shhh, it’s okay Bella, it’s okay now,” I whispered softly, trying to encourage her to release her death grip on my chest. I was seriously starting to reconsider teasing her about her abilities to hurt Emmett. She had a hold on me that rivalled a vice grip.
“Shhh...it’s okay now,”

Haha, yeah Jazz has a lot on his plate right about now! You`ll have to wait and see how the night turns out for Bella cause I don`t want to spoil anything for you! Here`s your teaser!

“C’mon you Neanderthal! Move those hips!” she laughed and, letting go of my hands, grabbed my hips instead. I could feel the warmth of her palms spread over my skin as she forced movement out of my body.
“Okay, okay! I’ve got the hint Bells!” I laughed and began moving on my own. My movements were rather awkward, kind of the way Bella had looked previously when she was dancing with the oaf. He had been invading her personal space then; here Bella’s personal space had been blended with mine. I was totally okay with that.
I stepped closer to her and placed my hands on her waist as we began to move in sync to the song. I couldn’t help but focus on the softness of the body I was touching. I could feel the muscle and bone moving under her skin, feel the warmth radiating from her body, hear the breaths she was taking. She twisted and turned her body as the song continued but I kept at least one of my hands on her at all times. Bella kept a safe distance between our bodies, never letting herself get too close to be inappropriate, for which I was simultaneously thankful and bitter about.

Hehe, yeah, Bella's learning to dish it out! You can't blame Emmett though...French toast is amazing after all :)

Here's your tiiiiiiiiiiny teaser from the next chap, I couldn't find a bigger chunk that didn't give away too much!

BPOV
I watched him come closer and closer until I could taste the mint of his gum on my breath as we stared each other down. His eyes grey, mine brown. Was this really happening?
“Kiss me Jasper,” I whispered.

Yeah, they didn't exactly think through that last romp did they? Then again, who really does when the moment strikes, eh? As for Rosalie... well I can't tell you just yet, but I will say that it won't be happening in the next chapter....

EPOV
“I know what we can do! I’ve been thinking about doing it for ages,” Emmett said, a glint in his eye.
“Are we going to get in shit for this?” I asked warily.
“Nah. Mom will love it.”

YOu have no idea how close you are to the mark! ;)

Sorry it's taken me so long to respond! I had to write something new before I could tease you! Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Here's your teaser:

“He’s not teaching me to fight, Em, he’s teaching me to defend myself,” I told him, stirring the sauce so that the cheese mixed seamlessly with the tomato base.
“Same difference,” Emmett said, reaching a hand towards the sauce.
“Emmett McCarty Cullen,” I said, my voice a warning, “Don’t you dare put your finger in my sauce.”
He looked up and grinned devilishly, his eyes glinted with the challenge, “Oh? What are you going to do about it, little sister?”
I turned towards him with a smirk, “Are you stupid enough to want to find out?”
Emmett’s grin widened. He moved faster than you would expect, given his bulk, but I hadn’t been training with Jasper for nothing. I reached out, just as fast, and grabbed his finger before it went anywhere near my bubbling sauce.
“Consider this your warning,” I said, still smirking, fully hoping he’d push me.

He did.

Haha, no, I don't think so either. We'll be seeing more of it, I promise you! ;) In the mean time...

A longer than usual tease to make up for the lack of a tease last week:
EPOV
“I want to talk to you and your brother, Emmett,” Lauren said, sliding up to the locker next to mine and leaning on it as if she did this daily. I tried not to sigh outloud. I didn’t want to deal with her first thing in the morning.

“About what?”

“Something very important...”she trailed off, causing me to look up.

She had a carefully constructed mask on her face. With her lips pursed slightly and a little frown on her brow one might think that she was deep in thought, and concerned about whatever was going through her brain. I knew better; Lauren Mallory had no brain, for starters, she was in my Data Management class so I could attest to that. Secondly, the mask was too perfect and that put me on my guard.

“If it’s so important then why not tell me now?” I demanded, suddenly rounding on her, “Why wait? Unless it’s not ‘very important’ but merely another one of your ploys to get attention from anything with a dick between its legs.”

Okay, I had to admit. That was harsh. But I figured that pissing her off was the fastest way to bring things to a head here. I didn’t want to play games; she either had something to say and would spit it out when she was screaming her head off at me or she would trot off and lick her wounds.

“Excuse me!?” she hissed, her eyes narrowing into near slits.

Oh yeah, I’d pissed her off.