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July 30, 2011
"Between the good pills, white coats, hallucinations and yes, even the pink elephants; this is one hell of a read." - Les Femmes De Twilight
**Winner for Best AU or Canon WIP in the Indie Twific Awards**
Bella Flanagan is being hospitalized for Dissociative Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Swan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon...or I'm writing this from an asylum. Rated NC 17 for Graphic language, crude but witty humour, SEX (aka Lemons), masturbation and Canadian spelling.
"Jake is a kid. He's too young and naive to know any better. He's no match for Flanny. She's a shark, and he's a juicy 13yr old surfer in a pink bikini just begging to be chewed up. Sometimes we have to learn the hard way about what not to do. Like busting a psycho bitch out of the loony bin, getting a room, taking pills the crazy girl gives you, and then fucking her... None of those things usually lead to a happy ending. It's unfortunate because each of those things might be ok by themselves!" -Wordslinger (Author of Onside Kick)
**Banner by catonspeed**
Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella
[Report This] Published:
November 11, 2009 Updated:
May 31, 2011
Reviewer: mlovebird Signed
August 27, 2011
Chapter 18: Stop Me if You've Heard This One
You are the Sylvia Plath of the Twilight universe and I fucking love you!
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