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Penname: kittiekatz34 [Contact]
Real name: jamie altman
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Member Since: October 28, 2010
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Summary: Feature

Stranger than Fiction is the FANTASY story of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's FICTIONAL off screen romance while filming Twilight.   I have a slide show of their pictures running in a small window on the upper left hand corner of my computer screen and they whispered this little story to me one day.


NO HARM IS INTENDED BY THIS STORY.


IT IS A TRIBUTE TO MY TWO FAVORITE ACTORS.



 



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Categories: AU-Human, Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 72497
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2008 Updated: April 09, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

oh i am soo loving this story. u have me captivated already

 
Farewell by starcrossdlover Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 932]
Summary:

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It's Bella's 18th birthday, and what does she want more than immortality? Her darling Edward's loving company—minus the clothing. To her surprise, Edward caves and when Bella gets some, she gets WAY more than she bargained for. Cue Edward's standard self-sacrificing departure, a snarky, homicidal Victoria with some powerful connections, and a new Bella who grows a belly and a backbone and goes on her own little hunting trip in Denali to find answers.

Farewell is a twisted tale where everything is not always as it seems. There is an underlying current of betrayal that may knock your socks off on one or two occasions. A FRIENDLY WARNING: This story is not full of fluffy bunnies and rainbows and unicorns. It has the tendency to be very dark, in both drama and humor, on some occasions. If you choose to read, well, welcome to the dark side lovelies...

Special thanks to randigiles for helping me straighten out my synopsis. You rock, babe!

 


Categories: AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charlie, Chelsea, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Irina, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Kate, Lauren, Marcus, Other Character, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: No Word count: 214439
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2008 Updated: January 13, 2011


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: March 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: All Of This Past

AS MUCH AS I LOVE THAT SEXY EDWARD CULLEN, I COULD KICK HIS VAMPIRE ASS 4 LEAVING HER THE WAY HE DID. I ALWAYS WONDERED IF HE REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT HOW HIS LEAVING WAS GOING TO AFFECT HER.

 
Summary:

Set during New Moon.  Bella didn't jump.  But a vision from Alice sends the Cullens running back to Forks.  What if Bella wasn't the only one who fell apart when she lost the love of her life?  What if Edward couldn't handle being apart?  What if he fell?  How far could he fall?  Who committed the murders at the Swan residence and what happened to Charlie?  Just how bad can it get? 

Read and find out!

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Thanks to the amazingly talented Anne Cullen for the Banner.

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Ben, Billy, Brady, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Embry, Emily, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Garrett, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Kate, Kim, Lauren, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Mike, Other Character, Phil, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya, Tyler, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 77631
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2010


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: April 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 Funerals

out of all the stories i have read, only 3 have ever made me cry and this is one of them. it was so well written to invoke that kind of emotion from people.

 
Surprises by KatieBelle Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 98]
Summary:

Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. Started as my entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.

 


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 14345
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2008 Updated: March 23, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: November 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Shadows

>can i have one of him on order PLEASE????

 
Summary:

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What if in the beginning Edward lied to everyone about being in love with Bella? What if originally it actually was all about Bella's scent? And what would happen then if accidentally, much against his will, Edward kind of sort of fell head over heels in love with this not-so-dull human girl?

This is an AU of the Twilight Saga using an entirely different plot as to how, why, and when Edward and Bella fell in love. It offers a different explanation for what was so special about Bella Swan, why Edward vigilantly enforced those physical boundaries, why there's tension between the Cullens and the wolves, and why Edward behaved the way he did not only with Bella but with his family. Expect romance, mystery, angst, and humor. Dark Edward.

Canon Pairings, No BxExJ, OOC.

This story is rated NC-17 because of occasional naughty language, violence (or implied violence) against humans, vampires, werewolves, animals, insects, minding-their-own-business-pajamas, entities, books, coffee tables, leather recliners, bridges, sword ferns, shrubs, rocks, and worst of all....trees. It is also rated NC-17 due to excessive snarkiness by Edward, references to underage drinking, practical jokes and/or enthusiastic tormenting of secondary characters particularly Mike Newton, Jacob Black, and Charles Swan. It also is rated NC-17 due to sexual content.

 Thanks to Mizra for the banners.


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Lauren, Leah, Other Character, Rosalie, Sam, Seth, Tanya, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Completed: Yes Word count: 1085631
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2011


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: March 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1 - Tanya and the Bachelor Party Bet

OMG!!!! this has 2 b the funniest thing i have read in a while. i love this bella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Author's Response:

Hi there kittiekatz34!

Thanks so much for the review! Welcome to Cullenary Coupling! And my completely sick and twisted sense of humor. 

Best,

Books

 
Summary:

 

 

"In a moment’s time, I’d be his, entirely. The one thing I’d wanted more than anything itself. The pain, the pleasure- it was worth it knowing I’d be able to claim to be his…at long last.

 

"The silence in the room was deafening. The intimacy of this moment made the world hold its breath in anticipation. Time ceased to exist; the only fathomable concepts were Edward and me."

For all of us who read Breaking Dawn, closed the back cover and said; "Yeah...not what I expected..."

This is my version, my ending of the Twilight Saga. In short, it's purpose is to show how Edward and Bella meet the trials and tribulations of being newlyweds, Bella being a newborn as well as other things life has to offer. It's meant to highlight their love, devotion, the strengthening of their bond as well as how they grow together emotionally and physically.

Rated NC-17 for Mature themes, language and adult and sexual content.

WARNING: quite a few lemons here ;]

 

ON HIATUS!! LOOK FOR MY NEWEST WORK AND THE FOCUS OF MY ATTENTION, "Love Story" !!


Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Phil, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Beginning
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 132794
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2008 Updated: November 15, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: April 20, 2011 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 15- Rapture

"bella,love,were free. baby u set me free". awwww.... who wouldnt want their man to tell them that? thats my favorite line

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: March 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4- Fire and Ice

now thats a smexy love scene!! although i burst out laughing when she yelled emmetts name. i could quit laughing, i loved it!

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: March 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 6- Mrs. Edward Cullen: Part IV

if he wasnt being his normal self, an ass, i would think there was something wrong with him. sometimes i would love to kick his ever loving smoking hott ass. i really hope he redeems himself.

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: March 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 9- Warmed By the Fire

domeward,I LOVE ME SOME DOMEWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Summary:

Ten years later five happy couples live in the Cullen household. What if Bella finds out a little family secret that has kept those couples happy for so long?

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Rated NC-17 for very graphic lemons with non-canon pairings including BXE, BXJ, BXEM, BXC, BXRXA, and BXJacob. OOC just in case.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Nessie, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 30441
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2008 Updated: March 20, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: February 23, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: What did Edward say?

hot angry sex, i like!!!!!!!!!!

 
Mind Over Matter by SubtlePen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1378]
Summary:

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Bella challenges Edward's limits of self control by insisting that he build up his tolerance level to intimacy.

Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse / beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the battle, and the wedding.  Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage.


Categories: Eclipse Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes Word count: 70976
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2008 Updated: August 16, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: October 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Not the Same

im thinkin i need a freezing shower after that. damn ur good

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: October 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: I am a stronger man than I knew

all i can say is wow,wow,wow!!!THANK YOU !!! for that vision that is now stuck in my head of edward

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: November 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Taboo

i have heard of people doing that but i cant imagine ever doing it. i feel bad enough during that time that i dont wanna be touched. BUT, i hear it relieves the cramps,lol. wtg for going there. not many ppl would have

 
Behind the Reel by jakeward Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1460]
Summary: Feature

"Once upon a time, there was girl that just wanted to get swept off her feet. Little did I know my co-star would be the one to do it. And with texting no less."

A fictional tale of Rob and Kristen realizing their feelings for each other and getting their signals crossed.

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Thanks to falconcranelove for the banner!

Sequel: Behind the Lens http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=11639

 


Categories: Other Characters: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Robsten Files
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 193022
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2008 Updated: April 09, 2010


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed starstarstarstar
Date: November 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

thank u thank u THANK U!!!!!!!! for writting this story and especialy for the coment about kellan being shirtless.i love this story already

 
Dying By Degrees by Reamhar Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 664]
Summary:

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What if Bella’s thoughts on the plane flying back to Seattle from Italy take her in a different direction from the plot in New Moon? Just where could a little twist of fate take the characters? An indepth look at Bella's thoughts and feeling at the end of New Moon and into an AU Eclipse.

Canon couples, and rated NC17 just to be safe. I am Bella and Edward all the way, so if you like Bella and Jacob, then I am afraid this is not the story for you.

Dying By Degrees on discussion forum.  http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=9136

 


Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Word count: 106997
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2009 Updated: June 19, 2010


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: April 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

now thats how things should have gone. i thought she left off too easliy in the book. its not normal to just act like nothing ever happened. i hope they can all heal now.

 
Summary:

Edward is a lonely vampire who has been waiting for over eighty years to find his soul mate.  His sister Alice has never been able to see his true love, but for good reason--she hadn't been born yet.  When Alice finally sees her, plans are made to finally make Edward's dream come true.

This is a different version of Twilight, and it's told from Edward's point of view.

A little lemony, but not too graphic.  Rated NC-17 for mature themes and language, and possibly for violence in later chapters. 

 Thanks to Evilangel6714 for the awesome banner!


Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Bella, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Laurent, Mike, Renee, Rosalie, Tanya, Tyler
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes Word count: 157222
[Report This] Published: January 06, 2009 Updated: May 21, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: February 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Glimpses

i love this story. im already hooked. i like the less angsty edward.

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: February 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Thwarting Mike

i really, relly love this version of twilight. stepanies is awesome too but i love this. i also love that rose is the cranky one that she is in the original book. way to go!

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: February 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Accident Magnet

i also like sexyward, hotward, loveward

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 07, 2011 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: Changes

wow!!! didnt see that coming but i loved it anyway!!

 
Summary:

*Comedy* Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens, in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse

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Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes Word count: 32070
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2009 Updated: March 25, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: April 05, 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

absolutly hillarious!!! emmett kills me every time!

 
Summary:

It's been three long years since Edward left Bella, and things within The Cullen family have changed epically. After Edward's final stand off with Victoria, Emmett is left heartbroken and alone. A chance vision sends him back to Forks, and into the healing arms of the one person he never expected. Why fight with fate?

 

 New Moon AU - Bella/Emmett.

 


Categories: New Moon, Eclipse, AU Characters: Alec, Alice, Angela, Aro, Bella, Caius, Carlisle, Carmen, Charlie, Demetri, Edward, Eleazar, Emmett, Esme, Felix, Irina, Jacob, Jane, Jasper, Kate, Laurent, Leah, Marcus, Renee, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: Emmett Stories
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 64433
[Report This] Published: January 13, 2009 Updated: February 22, 2011


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: December 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - Hearing Damage

i wanted to wait til i finished reading before i wrote a review. although i could never imagine a world where bella and edward were not together, i actually loved this story. it was sad that rose died but i loved that love could heal both emmett and bella together.

 
Insomnia by demeterloves2 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 608]
Summary:



Alice Cullen has been having visions involving her brother, Edward, and his soul mate for the last five years and yet he refuses to believe her. Her last vision brings the Cullen's to Forks, Washington and Alice knows that the girl in her vision is there.

Bella Swan has been plagued with strange dreams and nightmares for the last five years, causing her to develop a small case of insomnia. She has grown tired of her friends and her boyfriend. She views her life as boring. Then the Cullen's arrive.

Edward wants Bella more than life itself. At first it was just her blood but now it is so much more. He knows he should leave but his family won't allow it. He wants to believe Alice when she tells him he won't hurt Bella, but the monster inside him says differently.

A HUGE thanks to psvtiger for the banner...You're freaking amazing and I mean it when I say that I'm your biggest fan for life, girl!! :HUGS:


Categories: Twilight Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Irina, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Other Character, Renee, Rosalie, Tyler
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 108753
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2009 Updated: July 06, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

im thinkin that i like my favorite family in the world having a british accent. u should be proud of urself this is well written. congrats!

 
Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: February 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

that was fantastic!!! i loved it!!

 
Summary: Feature

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Bella is devastated by the loss of her mother and is forced to go live with Charlie, her Mom's best friend, when there is no one else to take her in. She gives up on living, too lost in her own anger to let anyone close to her. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, and the beginning of a complicated love-hate relationship. Neither can deny the connection between them, but can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU and OOC, Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content.


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 47 Completed: Yes Word count: 292396
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2009 Updated: December 25, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: July 31, 2011 Title: Chapter 33: Conflicted

ok i love this story but we are in chapter 33 and she still dosent know. i know u didnt want to outright tell her but how much longer are we going to have to wait???



Author's Response:

It begins in chapter 37.

 
The One by demeterloves2 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 210]
Summary:

This is my version of the Twilight Saga, Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullen's. There are familiar things and a LOT of twists.

Bella has moved to Forks, WA. and is convinced that she's being punished, even if she did come willingly. That's before she meets Edward.

Edward has never taken much stock in his sister Alice's visions about his so-called soul mate. He was convinced that he was meant to spend the rest of eternity with his family and nothing or no one else.

*thank you Ysar for the grammer heads-up :)

 


Categories: Twilight, Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Mike, Renee
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes Word count: 49081
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2009 Updated: April 25, 2009


Reviewer: kittiekatz34 Signed
Date: February 08, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

now this is how twilight should go:)

 




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