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Penname: Dazzle Me Cullen [Contact]
Real name: Tricia
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Summary:


A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends.

This is the tale of a boring young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him.

A tale of growing up.

A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

Swirl and Daisy Banner

Winner of The Little Indie that Could! Award at the Indie Twific Awards!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 97341
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2010 Updated: August 09, 2010


Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 13: The First Time They Had "The Talk"

m --

 

How wonderful.. the awarkwardness ofany sex talks and then during teenage years, and your story describes it perfectly.

Our swirl Edward is such a romantic.. loves..

Congratulation on the award.. many great things to come i am sure.

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: An Interlude: The Introduction of Swirl

You are so awesome.. I LOVE SWIRL! can't wait to hear more about Daisies.

 

I love 13 yr Edward.. but really who am I kidding.. I have yet to me an Edward i didn't like!

Loves, Dazzle ME

 
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Date: October 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: The First Time He Called Her His Best Friend

My best friend... ever... oh.. this is so cute..

 

oh.. the first date.. i can't wait.

 
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Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: The First Time She Noticed a Problem

bwhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.HAHAH..

 

HMM.. i wonder, which team you are on?  LMFAO --  I have (sarcastically) no idea who you are talking about.. hahahaha..

"I don't know if you've noticed, but ripped abs and big muscles don't impress me too much, nor does a guy who looks like his hair is a ridiculously cheap wig. Not to mention I hate that he walks around half-naked most of the time and has a habit of spouting out stupid lines like, 'The clouds I can handle, but I can't fight with an eclipse.' Who says stuff like that anyway?"

Must go back to reading.  - DMC

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: A Farewell to Eighth Grade 2001-2002

OMFG.. i am jealous of 13 year old Bella... sob.. crying tears..

 

Damn.. I need to find me an Edward.. I mean, really.  That note he writes to Bella.. WOW.

 

m.. your age dumbfounds me.. you are young and so mature at the same time.  You are seriously 15 years younger then me and have such a better grasp on human emotions and expressions.

What  a wonderful chapter, you really are a talented writer, your future is truly limitless.

-Dazzle ME

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: The First Time She Failed Him

So cute.. I love it...

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Outtake: An Uncomfortable Conversation and the Assault of Mike Newton

Haha.. I love fanfiction..."I'm not a stalker. I mean, it's not like I sneak in her room to watch her sleep or anything."   haha.

 

I am so glad Charlie has his head on straight, and gave the olive branch to Edward.

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: The First Time They Danced

Wonderful Wonderful..

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: The First Time She Met Him

Whoohoo. I am so glad to start your story.. it has been in my que for awhile.. and so far.. I am glad I choose this one as next up..

oh young love.. wonderful

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: The First Time She Said the A-word

OMFG..people have not really asked you what it rymes with...eh. 

oye...loves loves loves.

 

thank you for sharing your gift.:) 

-DMC

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 17: The First Time She Told Him She Loved Him

well ok.. so i (would say. that six times over) i wanted this chapter to end... but eheheh....you ended on a HEA.  so yeah.

 

such hearteach.... that my was high schoolife, yeah know.. I am so happy i can start the next chappie...

 
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Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: The First Time They Broke Up

no no no... please erase this chapter

 

ok. just kidding... on to the next,.... frowning face though...

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: The First Time They Broke Up

I am crying.....sniff sniif..

as one who let my high school love go.... I am sooooooo ooooosoooo sooooosoooosooo  sad. I mean. so sad.

 

did i say so sad.and i have to see his happy life on fb, yes almost 20 yrs later.... I still love him.....  oh please .. i must read more....

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: The First Time They Broke Up

OYE.. the title of the chapter and this.. :Aragorn had left Arwen over something as stupid as mortality. I couldn't help but think what Edward would do if we were in the same situation. I shook the thought away and tried to focus back on the movie, but in the back of my head the question remained – was Edward capable of leaving me.

 

I don't want to keep reading... .. but alas I must.  I read New Moon.... so I can perserver..sniff.. sniff... 

 

 

 
Summary:

Edward Cullen is an anomaly as far as Bella Swan is concerned, defying all her preconceived notions about the whorishness of hockey players. Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wears down Bella's resistence and teaches her to embrace her inner hockey hooker? A ridiculous love story.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 14519
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2010 Updated: August 19, 2010


Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 05, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

Hot hot hot.. what else is left to say.. sweet, enduring and hot.

 

YOU ARE MY HERO!

 

 

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 14, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

OMFG!!!!  I LOVE YOU.. I love this story..  I am sitting at work.. both cracking up and totally turned on.

This version of Bella, spunky and assertive hot.. I can't wait for more!!!!


My favorite line: The smile he gives me would liquify my panties, if I was wearing any.

It's the best idea because my aching . . . beaver . . . nevermind....

This is exactly how I would write..

Love it can't wait for Chapter 2.

Dazzle....

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 14, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

OMFG!!!!  I LOVE YOU.. I love this story..  I am sitting at work.. both cracking up and totally turned on.

This version of Bella, spunky and assertive hot.. I can't wait for more!!!!


My favorite line: The smile he gives me would liquify my panties, if I was wearing any.

It's the best idea because my aching . . . beaver . . . nevermind....

This is exactly how I would write..

Love it can't wait for Chapter 2.

Dazzle....

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 14, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU>>  No 22 chappies.. and I need a smoke!!!

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 24, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

Love love love..   Favorite parts... Chapter Titles... Lordy girl you make me laugh before I even start reading!!!!!

More favorite lol lines: " I don't actually know if he says anything like this because I stop listening as soon as he starts talking, but I imagine that's what he says. "  i was cracking up!!!!

I so love that he is not a real whore.. :)

Hope she responds soon.. can't wait..

Hunterhunting, I LOVE you man...

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 24, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

You so rock my world!!!!

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 24, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

Fill the beaver hole.. oh YES yes.. please .. for her.. for him.. Fuck..for ME..

 

Love love love...-

 

Dazzle.

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 24, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

OMG.. i am glad i don't have to wait for these...

 

holy hell.. that was HOT!

 

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 25, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

Oh.. I love Hockeyward!!!

 

I just want to hug him.. well, lets be honest.. I want to do a HELL of a lot more then Hug .. hahaha

 

As always.. YOU ARE AMAZING!

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 25, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

"She is touching my Cullen Beaver".. LMFAO! hahahahahaha

 

Oh angry lockerroom sex.. no more typing.. must read....

 
Reviewer: Dazzle Me Cullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 25, 2010 Title: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores

Oh Hunter.. we need to call Webster and add a new entry,  "shit-tacular".. hahaha

"Your snuffie"  -Hunter.. you and I , we need to hang, I think we could be bestie.  ..hahah

 

Oh no.. Emmett.....

 

 




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