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The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13645]
Summary:

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: April 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

It really was epic!  W-o-w!

Thanks for spoiling your readers with such a long, lovely chapter.  So angst-free and hot!  I couldn't possibly have loved it more.

Bella's chats with the family were so realistic and just one of many things missing from BD. You're filling in so many of the blanks with this story.

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: August 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26: Alive and Awake

Oh how I've loved this story!  And, God, how I'm going to miss it!

How can I even express my gratitude to you?

Thank you so very, very much for writing every wonderful word of it.  This story was my absolute favourite Alternate BD.  And I'm fairly certain I've read them all.

Beautifully done.

Thanks.

 

 

 
Letters to a Swan by kerrybell Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 453]
Summary:

On one rainy afternoon in April Bella Swan, Forks school’s resident loner found an envelope the color of the Phoenix sky wedged in her locker. Who is behind the pen? Bella doesn’t know. Is it possible to find yourself again through picking up the dry-cleaning of a stranger? How about through a job application or a train ticket? Why is someone sending her on these adventures? These adventures that lead her to a mysterious boy and his friends.  These adventues that are pushing her to confront her past.  Will Bella, with the help of the letters’ sender, conquer what lies behind her, or will the fear of what lies ahead defeat her?

Beautiful Banner number one is by the very talented milla (it's so blue and swirly)

Extraordinary Banner number two is by the marvelous m81170 (holy toast, she actually has my words on there)  I can't picka favorite.  There is no favorite! Thank you!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 68779
[Report This] Published: February 13, 2009 Updated: August 05, 2009


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: August 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Entirely

How pretty this chapter was!  

I was entirely entranced, entirely engaged and am now entirely enthralled with these characters.

Thanks for writing it.

 

 

 

 
Summary:

Bella takes a vacation to Hilton Head Island in South Carolina to meet Alice's new boyfriend, Jasper. Rosalie and Emmett come along, too, just in case Bella didn't feel like enough of a fifth wheel. With Jasper's roommate out of town, Bella has his nice big bed all to herself. Until Edward comes home in the middle of the night...

Beautiful banner by the awesome achelle131


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes Word count: 163211
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2011


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: June 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 Relations & Revelations (V)

W. O. W. 

That's it, just, wow.

What a fantastic chapter! You have a true gift Paige. 

E's "I love you" took me by complete surprise. That doesn't happen often either. I mean I actually blushed! My body temperature must have gone up by 5 degrees. Your words elicited that response. God it was perfection!

And that was some fuckawesome car sex girl!

I'll go to sleep tonight replaying that particular scene and his intense declarations in my head over and over again.

Thanks so much for writing this for us!

Mwah!

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: April 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30 All Work and No Play

That lemon was super-hot! Whew!

Thanks for another really enjoyable chapter, Paige.

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: September 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 Demon Scotch and Brotherhood

Uh oh.  

I'm pretty worried about this James shit now--As was, no doubt, your evil intention. But you've always been so gentle with us, Paige, that I have to believe that I'll live through this latest trial reasonably unscathed.

I'm so glad that you're continuing this story here on Twilighted.  It's where I first discovered you and it just feels like coming home to return here to read your stories.

The wake-up lemon was very nice indeed.  Delicious as always.  Girl, You never let me down. Mmmmnnnn-good.  And I have a feeling that a proper-bed shopping trip may be featured in their near future.  

Manymanymany thanks (though I can never thank you enough) for writing!

Smooches,

R

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: September 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 Demon Scotch and Brotherhood

Uh oh.  

I'm pretty worried about this James shit now--As was, no doubt, your evil intention. But you've always been so gentle with us, Paige, that I have to believe that I'll live through this latest trial reasonably unscathed.

I'm so glad that you're continuing this story here on Twilighted.  It's where I first discovered you and it just feels like coming home to return here to read your stories.

The wake-up lemon was very nice indeed.  Delicious as always.  Girl, You never let me down. Mmmmnnnn-good.  And I have a feeling that a proper-bed shopping trip may be featured in their near future.  

Manymanymany thanks (though I can never thank you enough) for writing!

Smooches,

R

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 Demon Scotch and Brotherhood

Uh oh.  

I'm pretty worried about this James shit now--As was, no doubt, your evil intention. But you've always been so gentle with us, Paige, that I have to believe that I'll live through this latest trial reasonably unscathed.

I'm so glad that you're continuing this story here on Twilighted.  It's where I first discovered you and it just feels like coming home to return here to read your stories.

The wake-up lemon was very nice indeed.  Delicious as always.  Girl, You never let me down. Mmmmnnnn-good.  And I have a feeling that a proper-bed shopping trip may be featured in their near future.  

Manymanymany thanks (though I can never thank you enough) for writing!

Smooches,

R

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: November 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34 The Iron Chef

This is sure to be interesting.  A new arrival always brings on some soul searching.

Thanks for the new chapter.

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: March 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 Another Day in Paradise

If anyone dares to make you cry with a bitchy review I will personally take them out.

Thanks for another terrific chapter, Paige.  I really love these characters and when you update it's like visiting old friends.

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: August 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33 Missionary Man

Thanks for the terrific chapter, Paige. It was worth the wait.  

Glad to hear you've settled in from your move.  You are one strong woman to have done that twice in a year without totally cracking up.

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: February 23, 2011 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35 Babies, Babes & Bribes

A wonderful ending to one of my all time favourite stories.  Thank you for writing it

and for finishing it.

Thank you.

 
Summary:

 

 

Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in life model Edward.  How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake?  AU-AH, M for graphically described nudity, language, lemons.  Canon pairings.

 

Art School Confidential Banner

 Banner by Irritable Grizzzly

Original artwork by farkle

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No Word count: 139989
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2009 Updated: December 01, 2010


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: June 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: 3 Toulouse-Lautrec

This chapter made me laugh so fucking hard!  My whole family was looking at me like I was deranged.

Loving this story.

Thanks for posting it.

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: June 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: 5 Manet

This "not a guy" man is making me crazy for him and that dream was so fucking HOT!

Thanks for writing this!

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: June 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: 6 Kirchner

How could any review about this chapter be bad or indifferent?  I am totally hooked on this story!  You deserve to be worshipped like a goddess for writing this.

Things are really starting to get interesting too.  What's going on with those scars and her move at 16?  What's his tattoo and imminent departure all about?

I have tons of guesses and lots of completed chapters yet to read.  Yum!  This is better than dessert.  If I can restrain myself and drag my reading out long enough I might lose a pound or two :)

 

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: June 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: 7 Grosz

Uh, oh.  What the hell did Jessica do?  It's not just the tire, is it?  I'm afraid to read on but I just can't help myself.

 

 
With Teeth by TalulaBlue Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5900]
Summary: Feature

Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).

Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes Word count: 183053
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2009 Updated: August 22, 2010


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: December 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I love this story.  So beautifully written.  Every now and then I stumble on to one like this.  One that could easily stand alone, without SM's character development to lean on.  One that doesn't talk down to the readers and lets the author's intelligence and insight shine through.

I love it that you insist that reviews aren't necessary.  It's why I had to leave one.

Thanks for writing this.  I'm hooked and I'm on to chapter 6....

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: December 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Oh my.

This was the most erotic and moving thing I've read in forever.  

Shit, I'm only just realizing now that they never even got past 2nd base!  And it was HOT as hell.  And so pretty.  Just beautfully written.

So many pretty lines that I can barely choose a favourite without feeling like i'm slighting the others.  So visual and real.  This is practically a screenplay.

Ungh, God, I just loved it.

Thank you so much for writing.


 

 

 

 

 

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: April 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Agh!  I knew it was coming but I can't fucking stand it anyway.  I tried to read it really quickly to make it less painful but you always suck me in with your beautiful words and I'd be cheating myself out of something wonderful if I let myself skim.

Ugh.

Horrible.

Nice work.

 
Getting Warmer by Eiluned Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 244]
Summary:

After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.

 [GW.png]  art by manyafandom for the Perv Pack Smut Shack

  

 


Categories: Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 159917
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2009 Updated: May 22, 2011


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: October 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: NYP

God, that was just breath-taking.  Sooooo good.  Delicious.

I'm going to read this chapter again, right now.

 
Hide and Drink by Savage Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7576]
Summary:

Now Complete!

Bella’s blood was just too tempting to be ignored.  In this version of Twilight, Edward takes Bella on a sadistic journey with his monstrous side.  While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor.  EPOV.

Winner of the Faithful Shipper Awards for best Alternate Universe.

Winner of The Vampies, Twilight Vampfic Awards for Best Dark Vamp.

Winner of the Immortal Sin Awards for Best Darkward and Hottest Dark Vamp Fic!

Thank you Lace for the Banner!

“There was no other blood like this.  Once she was gone, it would no longer be within my grasp.  But if I stopped now, she would heal.  Her body would make more.  The blood would replenish.  I could drink again.  The promise of more – it was the only incentive that could have caused me to stop.”

 


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 249263
[Report This] Published: December 21, 2009 Updated: August 28, 2010


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: June 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 25: Burn and Churn

If you're opening it up to guesses, I'm going to join in the fun.  

I like the idea of a vampire's mate being their singer in human form.  So, if Bella is changed, Edward loses the source of his addiction but gains his true mate.

Whatever you have planned I'm sure it will be wonderful.

Thanks for writing this terrific story!

 

 
Summary: Feature

When Bella learns her “ability” is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain.

All human.  Complete at Chapter 17. EPOV outtakes are being added weekly.

Empires of the Mind Banner

Empires of the Mind Blinkie

Thanks Vampire Youth for the banner and blinkie!

 

Empires of the Mind Banner 2

Thank you angelgirl664 for the banner!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 120526
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2010 Updated: August 10, 2011


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: March 31, 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

I loved their reunion and I could imagine each step of the chase perfectly.

It's a great story.  Thanks for writing it.



Author's Response:

Thanks!  So glad you're enjoying the story!

 
Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: September 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Thanks for the long awaited update!  

I loved the way this chapter unfolded.  Especially the dialogue and the natural way that you revealed each intriguing little detail. 

Nicely done.



Author's Response:

Thank you so much!  And revealing the details was exactly what held the chapter up for so long.  It was something I struggled with, having part of the group start the conversation, then rehash later without sounding totally repetitive, and then piling more information on top of it.  When you have six characters with something to say, trying to give each of them their moment to speak or ask questions can be quite the juggling act.  I'd get a few lines written, reread the section, reword lines, write a couple more... it took forever, LOL.

 
Summary:

Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives.

 

Evermore Experience


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes Word count: 153999
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2010 Updated: August 12, 2011


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: April 09, 2011 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 24: Winds of change

A very special you're welcome from one of the "between".

Thanks for a terrific chapter.  L's divide and conquer tactics are giving me hope.



Author's Response:

I love all my 'in betweens'  They keep me writing!  I'm so glad you enjoyed the chapter!

 
Summary:

 

Bella Swan has a frightening past, and a secret that's haunted her for years.  She meets a young man who oozes horror, but she isn't afraid.  He's got the answers she's been seeking, and she won't relent.  She has no idea what she's getting into....


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes Word count: 61191
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2010 Updated: September 12, 2010


Reviewer: 1smartcookie Signed
Date: September 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Okay, I'm hooked.  

When you had him say "I promise I won't leave.  Even if it kills us both," I couldn't have loved you more.

Adding it to my faves.



Author's Response:

Yay!  Thanks for the review -- that was something I just couldn't write, Edward leaving.  I knew it wouldn't/couldn't happen, so I wanted to dispel fears early on.  I'm glad you liked the story so far!  Thanks for reading!

 




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