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Penname: Kati11 [ Contact]
Real name: Kati
Status: Member
Member Since: July 14, 2010
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Hello!
Hope you enjoy my story "The Empire" and hopefully I'll upload another fic soon!
Love you all!
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Summary: When another realtionship goes wrong, Bella decides it’s time to take fate into her own hands. That’s why a month later she ends up at the sperm bank... looking at the file of E.C. Colab between Sweet Ciccio and shellyfish! AH/AU OOC
Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Word count: 53777
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2010
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed  
Date: September 10, 2010
Title: Chapter 10: Mission: Visit from the family
Awesome chapter! Keep writing, I love the story line and you've completely mastered the funny business. My roommate actually came and asked if I was ok because at one point I was rolling around on my bed laughing so hard!
Loves you guys,
~Kati
Summary: Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together. They have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll?
Sometimes love sneaks up and gangbangs you from behind.
Zack and Miri Crossover. Expect crude language, crass behavior, crack-ish humor, and smut. If that's not your thing, f*** off and go read some angsty s***.
Thanks to ms_ambrosia for the wonderful banner!
Categories: AU-Human, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
Word count: 68541
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2010 Updated: July 06, 2011
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: March 12, 2011
Title: Chapter 12: Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Agrh. Oh no you di - dint girly. You left us hanging! Please update soon because you have currently got me fairly worked up. Another great chapter as always.
~Kati
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: November 24, 2010
Title: Chapter 10: Throbin' Hood
Aaah! It finally happened! I can't wait to get Edward's POV on this, bliddy hell that was awesome. Another great chapter as always and I can't wait for the next one.
~Kati Author's Response: Thanks for your review. An EPOV is next but whether or not it will completely rehash the sex scene, I don't know. I've tried to keep the story from lagging by not going over the same details when it changs POV's. But....that's not to say there won't be one at some point. Thanks for reading!! x
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: January 24, 2011
Title: Chapter 11: The Porn Identity
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Man these two need to get their heads out of the very unfortunate places they are currently residing! Bella and Jasper and Edward and the doing the nasty and the love and the bloody heck My thoughts about this aren't too coherent at the moment. Can't wait for the next chapter! Author's Response: hahahahahaha! I think I get the jist of your though processes anyway, thank you? And yes, they both need a good kick up the ass. :)
Summary:  Single father Edward watches his daughter taken before his eyes, along with stranger Bella during a routine trip to the grocery store. Follow him as he searches, and Bella struggles to survive under a delusional madman's torment.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Phil, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Word count: 70724
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2010 Updated: June 21, 2010
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: October 14, 2010
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 Day 21 August 6th Part 1
Hello,
I started reading a few hours ago and haven't stopped. I love this story. So well written, good basis for the story and just beautiful. I can't wait for the next chapter. I will anxiously be checking my emails ever 30 minutes now for a story update email because I am hooked and the search party should provide an interesting chapter/s.
Just beautiful, keep writing, please
~Kati
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: October 14, 2010
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 Day 21 August 6th Part 1
Hello,
I started reading a few hours ago and haven't stopped. I love this story. So well written, good basis for the story and just beautiful. I can't wait for the next chapter. I will anxiously be checking my emails ever 30 minutes now for a story update email because I am hooked and the search party should provide an interesting chapter/s.
Just beautiful, keep writing, please
~Kati
Summary: ON HIATUS. [sorry guys :-(]
Bella (22) longs for love and acceptance, yet her fear of rejection keeps her guarded and single. Her craving to feel needed is fulfilled by working as a live-in nanny to Rosalie, who's a single mom to four-year old Henry.
For months, Bella has been secretly infatuated with Rosalie's ex-husband, Edward (29), but he barely acknowledges Bella during their brief encounters. That is, until one night when she bumps into him at a club.
However, he doesn't recognize her at all.
Afraid for her job, she tells him her name is Marie. He acceptes her pseudonym, and feeling safe with anonymity, Bella reveals her wild side.
She makes the most of the night, but what happens when he tries to find the mysterous Marie?
When Mr. Cullen gets to know Bella, will he still want Marie?
How will that one incredible night shake their worlds?
AH/OOC/MA
*Rated for language, adult situations and sexual content from early chapters.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: No
Word count: 129626
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2010 Updated: September 30, 2011
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: November 19, 2010
Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: The Truth
Oh my. Another awesome chapter! as always.... Ggrr I'm jealous of your writing ability. Anywho, that was very interesting. I can't believe Edward would be so *oh-I'm-drowning-in-my-own-sorrows* though, he should have manned up! I'm with Bella in the fact that not everything revolves around him. They were both at fault.
Yes to all the questions and as for Henry, maybe that Bella had to go leave for school or that she's joined the army. Poor little guy, he'll take things badly won't he? I would not like to be in the same room as him when he finds out Bella has left! Author's Response: Hey, Kati11!
Sorry for the late reply, life is crazy this time of year. Thanks for your wonderful review and for the 5 stars! :D
Yes, they were both at fault, but Bella more so. She'd mislead him, and she knew that he wouldn't have pursued her that night if he'd known, so his anger is justifiable. Henry's love for Bella is definitely going to be a tough bond to break, or lessen. :)
Take care,
Nyomi xx
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: October 16, 2010
Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Friends
Hello,
Sweet-baby-Jesus-in-a-swaddling-cloth! I am on the edge of my bed (it may be a laptop but it's quite comfy reading in bed). I mean, is Edward going to relieve himself because she just moaned and he's attracted to her or is the whole I-kind-of-slept-with-you-and-you-don't-know thing gonna come crashing down? Can't wait for the next chapter and love the story.
~Kati
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: November 06, 2010
Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14: Deja vu
Ooh, I cannot believe you left us hanging not one... but two chapters in a row. Gggrrrr. I cannot wait to see how this pans out. As always an excellent chapter, I will be anxiously awaiting the next. I mean, it kind of took Edward long enough but I will give him the benefit of the doubt.
I am veering towards a huge fight that gets defused by Henry waking up and Edward firing Bella as to what will happen and I think it's best he wasn't told over the phone because you aren't able to have a big scene that something of this scale deserves.
Summary: In All of Me, Bella chooses to serve Edward as his 24/7 consensual slave, but while she serves his needs, Edward is always looking for ways to fulfill hers. Exploiting the voyeuristic tendencies of their gardener, Jacob, is just one way Edward does that.
In this sideshot, we get to see Jacob's perspective, as he is looking from the outside in and learn how this arrangement came about. It is best read after Chapter 22 of the main story.
WARNING: This story contains strong, graphic language, graphic sexual situations and BDSM. Please read with caution.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges: Series: All of Me: The Series
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 4414
[Report This] Published: May 22, 2010 Updated: May 22, 2010
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: September 03, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I really enjoyed this and I think it would be great to get Jacob's perspective on a few things tha we coudln't have gotten from Bella. Like how she looks when suspended in the frame in the library or things that may have been glossed over. I hope you can update soon!
~Kati
Summary: What's a girl to do when she writes fanfic where the smut isn't so much sizzling hot, as embarassingly warm? She goes to Smutiversity. SwedenSara enrolls on a course “Sex in fiction: how to write, and what to avoid” and gets much more education than she bargained for, two new friends, and a red-hot teacher who bears a striking resemblance to a young, British actor, known for his portrayal of a brooding vampire...
Enjoy Smutiversity!
In the beginning we were three, and now our big sis has retired - she's doing God-stuff - but we still love her!
This is a collaboration between SwedenSara and Netracullen. We are the Smut Sisters!
Check out the Twilighted thread FangMom created for our little smut baby: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=11347
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Word count: 50164
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2010 Updated: April 01, 2011
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: September 10, 2010
Title: Chapter 6: The Rise of Emmeline
Hi,
Loved the latest chapter, you guys are really good writers and I always reread smutiversity when I need a pick me up. Really original and funny. Keep it up! Can't wait to see the next chapter.
~Kati Author's Response: Hi there! Sorry for taking so long with responding to your review - work and RL is keeping us busy. Summer vacation was much nicer... LOL I'm so happy you like our little story, and I hope we can keep sending you some pick-me-ups!
/Sara xox
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: September 24, 2010
Title: Chapter 7: Jasper's Dare
Another_fantastic_chapter_ladies!Very-crack-up-and-since-I-read-this-in-a-public-place-I-got-some-very-strange-looks.Anwho-I-thought-the-embarassing-atmosphere-was-so-hilarious-and-overall-I-shall-be-adding-this-chapter-to-my-epic-fanfic-moments-memory-file!Oh-yes-and-thanks-for-replying-yet-again,-you-guys-rock!!
~Kati
Oh-and-the-space-bar-isn't-working-so-I-have-to-type-like-this....Grrr Author's Response: LOL The non-functioning space bar made your review even more awesome! Thanks for reading and reviewing, I'm so happy you liked it! I'm sorry it took me so long to answer though... *hangs head in shame*
/Sara xox
Summary:
After finding a child abandoned on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him as her own. What happens to their lives when his biological family is finally found?
 
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Other Character
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
Word count: 146076
[Report This] Published: June 20, 2010 Updated: February 03, 2011
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: October 16, 2010
Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 20
Hi,
I love this story. I've been lying in bed reading for 3 hours straight and I think I'm starting to annoy my housemates. Your story is beautiful, original and tugs on the heart strings. I simply love it and I can't wait for the next chapter. I think your Bella is simply gorgeous and Jack seems like the perfect kid. I would say please update soon but I know real life can just get in the way sometimes so good luck with your non-fanfic persuits.
Cheers,
~Kati Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review! The next chapter should be up sometime tomorrow on FFnet. I'll do my best to get it up here quickly as well! It's a bit shorter than normal, but on the plus side, you'll be getting a full chapter again hopefully on Friday. Oh, and have you checked out the Blog teasers yet? There is doozy of a one up there this week! Plus the one for Chapter 22 will go up Wednesday night. (kitsushel.blogspot.com)
Thanks for all of the love and support!
=)
Shel
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Now that she had fallen in adoration with the Cullen clan, she couldn't imagine leaving them. But on the same token, she couldn't imagine leaving her own family and friends behind. The questions whirled around like a tornado, forcing her to blink back tears at their sudden force. She felt a nudge and turned to Esme, who was smiling at her.
"Hey, no frowning," she half-whispered. "Try to enjoy the day, sweetie."
Bella shook her head and smiled sadly. "I'm sorry, Esme. Too many thoughts running around in my head. I don't know what I'm doing."
Esme laughed lightly. "Oh, sweetheart! None of us know what we're doing. Life's a dance that we learn as we go. Everything will work out for the best, you'll see."
"How can you be so sure, Esme? I can't see how this will end happily."
Bella sniffed and looked down at her plate.
"How can I not, Bella? Fate stepped in and brought you to love and keep Jack safe. Fate brought you and Jack back to us. I can't help but be hopeful for the future, especially knowing that my grandson is alive and safe and loved."
Reviewer: Kati11 Signed
Date: January 14, 2011
Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 35
I'm sorry for the fangirl behaviour but at the moment I'm chorusing between "Aaaaawwwww" and "Eeeeeekkkk". I'm sad but happy to be drawing this up with a happy ending it seems and I really can't wait to see the next chapter. You are an amazing author and should be very proud of Parachute!
Cheers,
~Kati Author's Response: Thank you so much for reviewing! Over 1000 for this chapter alone between here and FFnet! You guys amaze me! The Monday teasers are up on the Blog. (kitsushel.blogspot.com)
Parachute is up for three Walk of Fame Awards: Angst Goddess, Queen of Hearts and Story of the Year. It's up against some major big ones like University of Edward Masen, Master of the Universe and Emancipation Proclamation, so I don't hold any expectation other than getting squashed like a bug. I am also up for three writing awards as well: Rising Starlet, Hopelessly Devoted and Musical Maestro.
I would adore winning the Hopelessly Devoted award. It's for the one writer that you know you can always count on. I think I've proven to you guys over and over that I'm "hopelessly devoted" to you, with the weekly updates and review replies to each and every reviewer. If you head over there and end up feeling that another author up for the award deserves it more, please follow your heart and vote for them. I just ask you to please keep me in consideration. ^_^
That being said, here are your promised teasers! The first from the next chapter of Parachute and the second from Victoria POV that I've written for the Fandom Against Domestic Violence fundraiser. =)
♥ Shel ♥
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Parachute ~ Chapter 36 Teaser:
Bella stood, drenched head to toe, in the middle of her front lawn. Hot tears streamed down her face as the chilly rain pelted her skin. Her mouth was open slightly in shock, as she gazed down with wide eyes at the man she loved more than life itself. Edward's hopeful, joyous face grinned up at her from his stance on one knee. The ring held in his hand was a single brilliant diamond that was simple, yet elegant.
"Isabella Swan, I have been captivated by you since the moment I first laid eyes on you. That love only grew and expanded as I got to know you and saw first hand what a wonderful mother you are to our son. Forever could never be long enough for me, to feel like I've had long enough with you. Marry me?"
She covered her mouth and let out a sob, before throwing her arms around him and shouting, "Yes!"
They fell together, a mass a limbs and lips, their hearts beating both beating wildly. He pulled away slightly and pushed a lock of rain-saturated hair from her face.
"Let's go inside, please. I don't want you to catch a cold."
When they stood, his eyes were drawn to her white shirt, now completely plastered against her bare breasts, her nipples hard and straining against the fabric. His hand reached out to brush against her breast, causing her to become self conscious and cross her arms across her chest. She laughed lightly and nodded her head towards the house.
"Come on, let's get dry."
Edward let out a loud guffaw. "I'd rather keep you wet, love."
His hands wrapped around her waist and he pulled her back to his chest as they tumbled into the house. Sopping wet clothes soon littered the foyer floor and hands roamed greedily.
"Where is our bedroom?" he asked huskily, sweeping her into his arms.
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Victoria POV Outtake ~ "In the End" teaser:
I won't ever be remembered for my common sense. I know most of you hate me and I'm fine with that. I deserve it. I was a bad, bad girl. For those of you who don't know my story, I'll start at the beginning.
My mother married my father for his money and power. When she'd finally had enough, she left and took half of his net worth, including me. He never seemed to mind. He sent an obscenely large support check once a month, but it always felt like a buy-off. Once he re-married and began a family with his new wife, our interactions were even fewer. Who knows how I would have turned out if he had made more of an effort? He's just as much to blame for my upbringing as my mother is. He knew how she was, yet he still didn't lift a finger to keep me.
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