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Penname: stupidlamb79 [Contact]
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Summary:

Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger.

Will she find out who was her mystery man is? And after, what battles will they have to conquer to realize their love?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 45873
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2008 Updated: July 08, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: April 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Spin the Bottle

Great first chapter,  you have me hooked!

 
Summary:

Izzy Swan had it all in High School, Bella Dwyer has nothing in the real world. After leaving her abusive partner, she meets Edward Cullen. But what happens when you fall for someone, who you shouldn't? What happens when your past catches up with your present?

This story isn't light. It contains drug references, violence against women and other dark aspects. It may be a trigger for some people, and I'm sorry if it is. You have been warned. Proceed with caution. OOC, AU/AH, mostly canon couples


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Laurent, Mike, Renee, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 13612
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2008 Updated: July 15, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: July 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Interesting for sure!  Will be reading more.

 
Summary:

Note: Previously titled "Grey's School... for Young Men"

Edward Masen, number one under-18 track star, and also Bella's inspiration for running.

So what happens when she applies to his school... and gets in?

Not to mention the fact that the school is a boys-only. Based on Hana Kimi. 

AU, AH. Rated NC17 for later chapters (just in case).


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No Word count: 26468
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2008 Updated: September 01, 2010


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: June 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: 1: First Bell

So interesting! I like it!

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: June 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: 2: Hell says hello

So, do they think that Cameron is gay??

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: June 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: 3: Room #235

OH FUCK is right!

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: June 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: 4: Inspiration, and that beautiful, beautiful dog.

OH MY GOD. I would seriously die by now if I was her.  Love it by the way.

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: June 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: 9: Blood Rush

So I still love this story.  Does Edward know she is a girl??  Hmm...I dont know the original story so I am completely in the dark.  I hate Jacob.  But dont feel bad, I hate all Jacobs :)

 
Summary:

Ten years later five happy couples live in the Cullen household. What if Bella finds out a little family secret that has kept those couples happy for so long?

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Rated NC-17 for very graphic lemons with non-canon pairings including BXE, BXJ, BXEM, BXC, BXRXA, and BXJacob. OOC just in case.


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Nessie, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 30441
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2008 Updated: March 20, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: March 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Can Hybrids Get Splinters?

I am so glad you updated, I really really love this story in a sick non healthy type of way.  I will def. put you on author alert and cant wait for anything more you do.  Thank you so much for this hot hot hot story.



Author's Response:

That is the only to love my story! lol! Thank you for taking the time to review!

 
Summary:

 

stories/2326/images/gonebanner.jpgWhat if the wolf pack hadn't interrupted Laurent before he bit Bella?  This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving her to prevent it from happening.

Rated for later chapters.  Just like in New Moon, Edward will make an appearance eventually!

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Laurent, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 71429
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2008 Updated: November 24, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: April 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Us

I wish Bella would have kicked Tanyas ass!  Great chapter!

 
Daybreak by Missa Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 555]
Summary:

Bella Swan's been a vampire for around a century, and has been with the Cullens since the 1920s. When the Cullen family moves to the sleepy town of Forks, WA, she finds quite a few things she never expected, including a human boy that turns her world on its side.

 

rating for later chapters (non-explicit sex and violence)


Categories: Twilight, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes Word count: 96333
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2008 Updated: May 12, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: April 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Poor Edward...Im glad Bella is there for him.  great chapter



Author's Response:

I'm glad she was there for him, too. Thanks!

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: April 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Great chapter!  I'm so anxious to see what Bella says!

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: April 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

OMG What is wrong with you????  LOL just kidding.  Great chapter even though it is an evil cliffie.  I'm glad Bella just agreed to change him, without all the moaning and complaining that could have come with it.



Author's Response:

Clearly, I am ev0l. :D Thank you!

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Great chapter!  I thought the fight scene was very good actually. I really liked how you kind of messed Edward up and really showed all the things happening to the others.  So James and Victoria were killed then yes?  What happened to Laurant?

 
Summary:

‘ While the Doctor’s away… ’

By Bec

Rating: Adult

Couples are as cannon… Alice/Jasper, Edward/Bella, Rosalie/Emmett, but be prepared for some surprises.
Bella discovers that her new family have the occasional tendency to get closer to each other than she ever dreamed, but will her and Edward participate? Various chapters written from varying POV's. LEMONS/SMUT.

AU All Vampire, No Jacob.

Set After Renesmee's birth and Bella’s transformation.

WARNING: Contains material of an explicit nature… please do not read if under aged or easily offended.


Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 32926
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2008 Updated: May 14, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: May 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Ostentatious Part 2

Holy shit fuck me that was so worth the wait!  Thank you for writing this and for updating. I love it hard in very unhealthy sort of ways. 



Author's Response:

Lol... thankyou. I'm glad you like it.  :)

 
The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13646]
Summary:

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: August 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25: The Book and the Change

Ha ha that would be have been great, of course I can laugh about it now but in truth you are evil woman!   I love how you made mention of some things that I think make more sense than in BD.  For instance, Edward putting his foot down about the dress.  Of course he knows she wouldn't want that, he knows her and loves her.  Can't wait to see what your vampire Bella is like.

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: August 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26: Alive and Awake

Since I am in review fail, I figured I should do my part to help push to 9000.  I loved this chapter so much, this is how BD should have been!  The hunting scene was so freaking hot and I love knowing that they will be together forever.

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: August 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Frustrated

When I read this first chapter, I was hooked and I knew I found a story I would have to read until I was caught up.

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: August 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Brainstorming, Interrupted

You know it was your chapter for smut fridays that made me find this story and read it.  So the list is born, and what a fantastic list it is!

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: August 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Accomplice

I love the last line of this chapter, lol its so perfect!

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: August 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Additions

You know this just reminding me! She hasn't given him the blood yet has she??  You will put that in the story wont you???  I cant WAIT for that!!

 
Summary:

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Thanx to the beautiful Anne Cullen for the banner!

 

Picking up from Edward's leave in New Moon, Bella never rescued Edward, Edward never came back, but somebody did ... 

 This story is set five years after that sad day Edward left Bella in the woods.

For years Bella searches for Edward, eager to tell him her new found secret.  As Bella gives in to her fears, that Edward really is gone, she runs into her past in the least likely place.  Only to find out, her past has a secret to tell as well.

 

"The smell of the worn book had distracted me from the wonderful aroma that had engulfed the room.  It had subdued my venom, had forced me back into a human-like state, my inner monster slowly crawling back into his darkened hole.  I swallowed one last time, and decided to glance at this glorious teacher.  Obviously he was a man of impeccable taste.  I might actually enjoy Senior Literature this year.  

I glanced up quickly from under my eyelids, my amber eyes focusing on a lanky form in front of me.  I froze.  

… Oh shit. "

 

 

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jane, Marcus, Mike, Other Character, Renee, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 31919
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2009 Updated: October 30, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7: Broken Branches

This chapter was sooo worth the wait!  I love this Edward so much, I love your story so much...please dont let Charlie kill him!  I hope he sees Bella again soon.  I will wait forever for your updates if I have to.  Thank you!!!

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8: Wolf Claws

This is the best day now that we got a new chapter!  Seriously, it just made my whole day.  I think I would rather have her go home, but I'm sure whatever you decide will be wonderful.  Of course am wondering how Edward got human and all that, thanks for waiting on the BIG reveal though. I would hate to hear about it with the dog. hahaha



Author's Response:

Aw I am glad it made your whole day!  Ha ha, it makes MY day knowing that :D

 
Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9: Bottle Caps

First I have to tell you this.  I was looking at my phone and a new email came through, all I could see first was "Update to one of your favorites at Twilighted" and I literally said, "Unless it's Immortalized Beauty I really don't care..." then when it finished loading and thats what it was I for real screamed like maniac!!!!!

I swear I LOVE your story so much and I would wait forever. SO sorry that you have been having a bad go of it.  Sometimes it seems like things just keep coming ya know?

As far as the chapter goes, it was freaking perfect! I love that she was in his house, watching him sleep, smelled his blood, tasted his dried blood.  I love that he had the bottle top, the flowers, everything.  I will go read the other chapters again even though I have them like memorized practically.  I am anxious for them to actually talk or have interaction but at the same time I am nervous about it because I have it so built up in my mind.  I don't think you are taking too long to get them talking.  I would love it if she didn't even talk to him at his house but just showed up in class again!!! I think that would be awesome... I will love whatever you do of course...!

Going to try and find you on twitter now.

 
Summary:

It's been 100 years since Edward left Bella and she's still kicking. What will she do when she strays across her once would-be family in the same place it all started: Little Forks, Washington?

 

 

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Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 10238
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2009 Updated: June 02, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed
Date: June 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

GREAT first chapter, so glad I found this story, I love this first one.



Author's Response:

Oh wow. I'm glad you like it. ^-^ Thanks for taking the time to review it. 

 
Summary:

Things get interesting around the Cullen household when Rosilie and Jacob's verbal agression becomes physical. One-shot. Lemon. Humor ensued!


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Jacob, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1981
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2009 Updated: March 03, 2009


Reviewer: stupidlamb79 Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: "One-Shot"

lol..i usually hate jacob and dont really care about rose but these two i loved! i too wondered if emmett knew what happened but i saw you already answered that question.  great story, i know its a one shot but hopfully you will decide to add another.



Author's Response:

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

I don't really care about Rose that much either but the pairing was just too hilarious not to try out.

I appreciate you reviewing. :)

~Mystic

 




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