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Penname: SoapyMayhem [Contact]
Real name: holly johnson
Status: Member
Member Since: June 12, 2010
Beta-reader: No

I want thank my Beta's @ Project Team Beta they helped me make my story so much better.

I would also like to thank everyone who has read and reviewed my stories. In the dark times when I have doubted myself, you guys keep me typing!!

Check out my blog for updates banners and playlists for my fics!!

I currently have a playlist posted on my Blog for EC:CoaLSG

The songs have inspired me and they basically are what I've listened to when I was writing the story, so I know they add something if you listen while reading it.



Manips and Pictures from EC:CoaLSG


Solar Eclipse Comic Cover Banner-

Edwards Cullen Crest Tattoo-

"The Perfect Date" Edward-


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Reviews by SoapyMayhem

Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together.  They have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll? 

Sometimes love sneaks up and gangbangs you from behind.

Zack and Miri Crossover.  Expect crude language, crass behavior, crack-ish humor, and smut.  If that's not your thing, f*** off and go read some angsty s***.

Thanks to ms_ambrosia for the wonderful banner!

Categories: AU-Human, Crossover, Crackfic Characters: Bella, Edward
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Word count: 68541
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2010 Updated: July 06, 2011

Reviewer: SoapyMayhem Signed
Date: November 24, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Throbin' Hood

i love this story. you really have a great sense of humor.

Author's Response:

Thank you! I'm glad the humour is translating. I think sometimes things can get lost between US and Oz humour. Thanks for you review xx

Days Like This by SwimmingBee Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1760]
Summary: Feature


24 year old school teacher, Gemma Taylor, is excited. It's officially summer vacation and she and her friends have big plans for a fun girls' night out. She has no idea who she is about to meet and how much her life is going to change...

Will Robert Pattinson be everything she needs? Or will he break her heart?

A huge thank you to the fabulous Christine30974 for the above banner, and to the very talented RainerNight for the beautiful new banner below!



Days Like This was the winner of the Spring 2011 Faithful Shipper Awards in the categories of...

'Best RPF Story - Actor / Other Character' and 'Best RPF Author'!

Thanks so much to those who voted!

Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Series: None
Chapters: 46 Completed: Yes Word count: 332445
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2010 Updated: April 18, 2011

Reviewer: SoapyMayhem Signed
Date: January 26, 2011 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30 - Inseparable

so this is my first rpf read. xrxdanixrx recd it on twitter so i decided to give it a try. while gemma is nothing like me i cant help but cheer her on as she deals with rob and his issues. i also want to strangle you as youve nearly made me equate kstew with characters like tanya. i cant stand the thought of her with rob now. anyway great job i love where this is going. also sorry for lack of caps, doesnt work on my phone.

Author's Response:

Hi SoapyMayhem,

Welcome! I'm so glad you decided to give my little story a try. I had to find xrxdanixrx on Twitter and thank her for recommending my story after your review. :)

Aww, it's nice that you're cheering on Gemma, but whoops! I didn't mean to make you equate KStew with Tanya! Eeek! I actually really like KStew and I think she and Rob are great together, shhh! I tried not to write her as the nasty, jealous ex... Believe me, there are lots of those stories out there!

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing. Great to hear you're enjoying it! The next chapter's up now, if you fancy checking it out.

-SwimmingBee x


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