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Penname: renesalecau [Contact]
Real name: Tay
Status: Member
Member Since: May 19, 2010
Website: www.forthereluctantreader.blogspot.com
Beta-reader: No

So, I'm terrible at these bios...


I'm on FFn: reluctantreader   - check me out


i hate reading incomplete works because i'm totally impatient


that being said, i'm a total procrastinator.


i'm a hypocrite?


i don't like to read anything but B&E


i hate B&E so i write Jalice


did i mention i'm a hypocrite


Oh! and TWEET ME!! yes, i have officially been sucked into twitter. it's this damn fandom; i love it too much to ignore everyone. @shantytown005


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Reviews by renesalecau
 
Work In Progress by araeo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1514]
Summary:

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Edward, Bella and the gang are adults living in Seattle.  Edward and Bella meet due to a klutzy accident in the restaurant where she works.  Bella's ovaries love Edward and they voice their opinions quite often.  There's an instant attraction between them, but Bella notices there's something that's troubling Edward. 

 

Lovely banner made by famouslyso...because she rocks.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: Yes Word count: 240878
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2009 Updated: October 04, 2010


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: July 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Take A Hike

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! i think the whole "about three things..." is ridiculously awesome!!!!! i couldnt stop laughing alloud! so much so, in fact, i woke my baby! (it's 12:55 AM here btw!) hahaha, i think this is my favorite bella ever!

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: July 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39: Muffins, Misapprehensions, and Making Promises(vjgm)

Gah! i heart this story so much! epi soon? please?

 
Dutiful Son by Eclipsedofsoul Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 241]
Summary:

Jasper Whitlock and his two best friends, Edward Mason and Emmett McCarty, are attending college and living the life, as all students do. Things start to get complicated when they meet a trio of amazing girls, as these three boys are hiding one huge secret...

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 22795
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2009 Updated: May 26, 2010


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: May 26, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oh!!!  juicy story! i like it so far!

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: July 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

please, please please tell me you have more in store for this story?!?! i'm so not below begging! **w/ sugar on top** XD

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: July 26, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay i've begged, now i'll threaten! Update this story now!! **grr**

not very convincing, i know, but i'm gunna need you to get on this because i love it too much for it to be incomplete!

Please? please? please!!! continue this story!

 
Summary:

 

Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K class and the sparks fly.  As their feelings for each other grow, Edward has a prior commitment that he is convinced must be seen through. A commitment that is effectively keeping them apart. Are there some complications that even the strongest hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--Each other?

To get to the prize, they'll have to survive the temptation of one another, in this emotional waiting game.

Show and Don't Tell.

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 Big thanks to DigsyGalley for the beautiful banner!

 

Come join us on the forums!!!!    http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=4148#p472374

 

 

Stephenie Meyer owns any Twilight characters and Twilight plot lines that may appear in this story.  The remainder is my original work.    No copying or reproduction of this work is permitted without my express written authorization.  Copyright 2009 by Brits23.
 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Kate, Rosalie, Sam, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes Word count: 124914
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2009 Updated: December 16, 2009


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

...Fuckin' Tanya.

~Tay

(I'm sniggering to myself over here)

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha! I know this story is finished, but i'm going to read it! I'm fucking totes (is that word lame yet?) excited because this Bella makes me laugh uncontrollably! Every girl finds herself in a position at some point or another when she needs to flirt shamelessly - I've had many - and Bella does it so smoothly...actually it was a bit nerdy, but hilarious none the less.

 

~Tay

 

Ps - already added this to my favorite. Too soon? I think not!

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: November 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 27: Epilogue

....Fucking sappy shit. So good. I think I got another cavity. I like it. A lot. Way to go with this. I really enjoyed it greatly.

~Tay

(Ps - you're pretty much my new hero)

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 31, 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Newton hand gestures is how I roll as well. It seems we should form a posse. Yes, I haven't reviewed for a few chapters, but Jebus! This hsit is intense. Making me all weepy and shit. Tryin' to embarrass me in from of my friends when i'm sniffling in front of a monitor. Gah!

~Tay

(Ps - this shit right here? this is good shit, here)

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

...Fuckin' Tanya.

~Tay

(I am no longer laughing)

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

I think I got a toothache from how fucking sweet this was. Seriously. Can someone devlop a fetish for dentists?

~Tay

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

You're chapters are the perfect size...of course, this story is already complete and I don't have to wait for them. This story is pretty incredibe, by the way.

~Tay

(ps - tequila is almost as awesome as your rendition of Jacob)

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

That is the tastiest lemon to ever be written. OMGz (yea, I'm squee-ing like a fangirl right now)

~Tay

(ps- SQUEEEEEEEEEEE)

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha! Yes....he's a smoothie, that Edward!

~Tay

(ps - Flying Dog has so many drinks....and they're all delicious!)

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: October 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

...I've said it before, but I'll say it again...

...Fuckin' Tanya!

Gah!

~Tay

(Ps - I am secretly pleased by all of this)

 
Bad Habit by AmeryMarie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 443]
Summary:

Bella has a bad habit.

She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, with her best friend's brother for years.

Will she ever admit her love for him?  Will he return it?  Or, will misunderstandings, interfering friends and betrayals help her kick the habit? 

Summary from a fan:

Quickreader says-
The things Bella desired from him were simple – love, honesty, loyalty.  Instead she took the one thing she could – a passionate, yet secret affair with the only man that would ever capture her soul.  Was that enough?  Was that truly all Edward was willing to give?  And did it matter that the one thing her best friend and his sister, Alice, asked was for them to stay apart? 

They met in high school and had an immediate connection.  Their pull toward one another was undeniable.  Fast forward five years and see that nothing has changed.  Look back at how it started and fell apart all at once. 

Can it ever be made right? 

Will they ever break their bad habits?   

This is a story that will have you laughing your ass off, panting for release and wanting to pull your hair in frustration all at once.  These characters are not perfect or simple.  Their relationship is not all sunshine and roses, but it runs deep.  They are real and will get under your skin in a way that will leave you wanting more.

 

feat on TF's

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 232264
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: March 22, 2010


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: September 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Preface/Chapter 1- The Beginning is the End is the Beginning

so this story was rec'd to me by pbroken over on ff(dot)net. that site keeps timing out so i'm here now! one question: why are there 17 chapters here, but 21 on ff?

btw, this story is awesome and amazingly written and I can't wait to devour it in the next few days to move onto the sequel!!

~Tay

 
Summary:

Both damaged, Edward and Bella meet and the chemistry is instantaneous.  Will she still love him when she discovers that he is the criminal defense attorney that got her rapist acquitted just two days before her attack?  Can he forgive himself enough to give her justice?

 

 

Turn to Stone has been nominated for top ten favourite fics for July at twifanfictionrecs . com. Please Vote!

http://twifanfictionrecs.com/category/top-ten-fics/top-ten-favourite-fics-jul-2012/

 

 

 

 

Thank you, padme35, for the beautiful new banner!

 

 

Finalist - The Faithful Shipper Awards

Fiction You Most Wish Was In The Spotlight

and

Best Secondary Character AH - Cynthia

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

 

Much thanks to throwitaway45 for the new banner!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Emmett, James, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Completed: Yes Word count: 248688
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2009 Updated: July 01, 2012


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: July 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 47 - Defending James

ohmig!!!!!!!!! super excited to see what happens!!!!!!!!!!

 
Summary:

Bella Swan had big dreams.  You know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they fall.  When her life takes a sad turn she is forced to do whatever she can just to keep her head above water.  Edward Cullen's life is perfect.  Well, almost.  Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.


Categories: AU Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Completed: No Word count: 326924
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2009 Updated: May 25, 2011


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: March 16, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Moving On

Oh my!!!!! Got this rec from "The Arranged Marriage" and I'm loving it so far. Can't wait to catch up!

~Tay

 
Failure To Thrive by Julesnerd Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 686]
Summary:

Bella remains sexually unfulfilled after three separate liaisons with “boys” instead of men. Diagnosed as frigid, she is on the verge of giving up on her sexuality.  She encounters Edward Masen, another sexual misfit, and things begin to change.  B/E/AH/AU/OOC.  Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content.

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES RELATED TO VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No Word count: 149083
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2010


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: September 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: Seize the Love Weapon

All of those names i would gladly be called. good stuff. glad o have you back on the website!

 

A new ISH,

Tay

 

(haha, 'insatiable sexward hoor' makes ish! like "I'm the ISH!" haha sorry, random)

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: July 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Cat Fancy

hahaha!!!!!!! i can't wait to emurse myself into this fic. i'm only on the first chapter and i'm already hooked

 
Summary:

 

Haunted by her past, Bella is broken and alone. Starting over in a new city, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist, or will his own personal demons destroy them first?  AH/OOC


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 20367
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2010


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: August 03, 2010 Title: Clipped Wings and Inked Armor

140 is a lot of fucks, but i feel like an asshole because as i was reading i realized how well placed they were...then i realized it's because i say fuck a lot. lol

good stuff

 
Summary:


What happens when the beginning is the end? Edward and Bella are forever linked by a past that is littered with things left unsaid, will they find a way back together? AH/OOC Dark Themes, Canon Pairings.  
UBER thanks to my Twin Nostalgicmiss for the beautiful Banner

and um, WOW, thanks to KiyaRaven for the amazing review and recommendation on The Lazy, Yet Discerning Ficster!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Garrett, Jacob, James, Jasper, Kate, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No Word count: 92811
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2009 Updated: April 19, 2010


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: June 11, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Blink And You'll Miss It

Oh.My.God. This is incredible!

 
Here's to Strategy by Lumedog7 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 407]
Summary:

Thank you so much to MistressElektra for my new awesome banner! xoxo

 

 

HTSv1

 

(Thanks so much to Selita and Liz for the AWESOME banner!)

 

Isabella Swan is the president and CEO of a major marketing firm in Washington. She’s worked long and hard to get there, and as a result, she’s a bit of a bitch. When her VP hires a fresh new manager, lured away from a competing firm, Bella expects perfection and more money. But this guy seems to think he’s the best thing since sliced bread, and Bella will not tolerate insubordination. It doesn’t matter how good he is. Two people used to being in charge and getting their way are bound to clash, and it’s a battle of wits. Who’s going to win?

 

Rated NC-17 for language and later lemons.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes Word count: 144508
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2009 Updated: September 16, 2010


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: July 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter Thirty-two: Wetting a line

holy effin' fuck balls batman!!!!!!!!!!! sorry i havent reviewed before (i like to read stories once they're completed) but i was too hooked after reading bitchy bella in the first chapter and i've read this all in two and a half days!!!!!

 

omg, can not wait for the epi!! hope your new laptop got a good workout!!!

~Tay



Author's Response:

Thanks so much for coming out of hiding to review my fic! It's such a compliment to hear that my story hooked you, so thank you so much. And I'm taking a brief break from HtS and the epilogue to work on my new fic, Power Ten, but I will be back soon to tie up these loose ends and fill everyone in on how Bitchella and Sweetward are doing.

Thank you again.

 

Hugs,

Lumedog

 
Summary:

Bella, a budding photographer and videographer, moves to Forks after the death of her mother where she meets Edward, the most popular guy in school. Personalities and styles clash forming surprising new bonds... but do they last?

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Lauren, Tyler
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes Word count: 222318
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2009 Updated: July 05, 2012


Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: July 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty-one: No One Here Gets Out Alive

I'm so addicted to this Renee-esqe Bella. Been reading all the chapters for days! can't wait for more (but that's 'cause I'm impatient)

Good luck with the baby makin' (i made a boy last summer and it was hot and miserable!)

!excited for more updates!



Author's Response:

We like creating addicts ... i mean ... We're glad you like our story!!!

Update coming soon =D

 
Reviewer: renesalecau Signed
Date: November 12, 2010 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter Twenty-Six: Google Said What?

I didn't think you ladies were coming back. I'm so pleased to be wrong! Thank you so much for not abandoning this work and congrats on the new baby!

~Tay



Author's Response:

Michelle and I couldn't leave our Shags and Bells-a-bub hangin' in the wind!! Full steam ahead!

 




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