It was said of early vampire books and movies that vampirism was simply a poorly disguised substitute for sex. Back in the day, the entire genre was considered extremely risque'. With that in mind, this is a parody of Midnight Sun replacing all the vampirism with sexuality - no blood lust - just extreme human lust. AH/AU and consequently, OOC.  Thank you to Debussy_This for the fabulous (and hysterical) banner!!!

When Jasper Whitlock and Alice Masen tied the knot, they hoped their own siblings would have the same happy ending. Jasper's sister, Isabella, was at the peak of her career, leaving very little time for love. Alice's brother, Edward, was in the process of moving thousands of miles in the name of business.

What happens when Jasper and Alice insist on accompanying Edward to Seattle while he finds his new base of operation, all while staying in Isabella's penthouse?

Bella took on the task of seducing Edward, much to Alice's delight and much to Edward's dismay.

Warning: cursing, raunchy-ness, and sex is what my story revolves around. Extremely OOC, just to be safe. :)

This will be a short, multi-chapter story.

The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars.  Esme and Carlisle are finally offered the chance to be true parents to a teenager that needs them.  Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.

So Nessie is a hormone-charged teenager who happens to notice the hotness that is Jacob Black. But then, (because life just sucks that way) a shady vampire enters the picture, determined to make Nessie his. So in summary: constant sexually charged banter between Ness and Jacob, Daddy-Edward on the fritz, sexy vamp stalker, and Nahuel squaring off with Jake. Around chapter six or so, the pace picks up very quickly. So read on!

Bella has a chronic case of aquaphilia. Jacob attempts to dress her like an Indian. Emmett can’t keep his hands to himself, and oh, yeah, Edward loses the gentleman in him and plays the Peeping Tom. There's a guh-nome, too. Rated for dirty talk, liberated ladies, and oodles of bad behavior.

Note the NC-17 label. Just because the cover graphic is cute doesn't mean the story isn't kinky.

You know those fics where Edward doesn't come back and Bella forgets about him and five seconds later she's in bed with Jacob and none of it makes any damn sense?
Yeah, this isn't one of them.

This story picks up from the moment in New Moon when Jacob has driven Bella home after the cliff diving incident, right before he catches the scent of Alice. Only in this telling, Alice wasn't looking, so there's no sudden appearance at Bella's house, no Rosalie calling Edward and sending him on a suicidal mission to Volterra, and no reason for Bella to do anything but believe that Edward didn't love her anymore. This is simply a story of what might have happened if everyone stayed mostly in character and Edward's return was delayed. Yes, delayed. Because we all know that he was "this close" to coming back on his own anyhow.
So what would have happened if Bella had tried to move on with her life?  Would she have found happiness with Jacob?  And would Edward be too late?

* First in a series of stories

~I thought of Jacob’s warm arms wrapped around me, his infectious laughter, and his ability to keep me from falling to pieces again… The pain choking my heart relaxed and I could breathe.~

~“More than anything,” I whispered, not caring what I'd just agreed to. When it came to Bella, it didn't matter what the question was. I just wanted.~

Winner of:

Best Author, Most Romantic, Favorite Jacob, Most Suspenseful, & Best WIP in the Wolfpack Awards | Best Non-Canon Pairing (Incomplete) and Best WIP in the Moonlight Awards | Best During the Series in the Razzle Dazzle Awards | The Storyteller Award in the Shimmer Awards | Best JacobxBella in the Silent Tear Awards  

It's been three long years since Edward left Bella, and things within The Cullen family have changed epically. After Edward's final stand off with Victoria, Emmett is left heartbroken and alone. A chance vision sends him back to Forks, and into the healing arms of the one person he never expected. Why fight with fate?

 New Moon AU - Bella/Emmett.

Sequel to My Sacrifice.  Bella and Edward have made it through the confrontation with James alive and together.  How did all of the hell he put them through affect their lives?  This is Edward's story of coping, loving, and learning to live again.