Your donations help keep this site running, thank you very much for the support!
Penname: KristenCullen [ Contact]
Real name: Kristen Thorn
Status: Member
Member Since: February 12, 2009
Website:
Beta-reader:
im known as Lil Miss Golden Eyes in FanFiction.net
[ Report This]
Summary: Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes
Word count: 88293
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2010
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: September 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 28: Reunion
a team jacob sign??? i lolled so hard just now....
Summary:
When you’re young you’re supposed to have fun, law be damned. At least that’s how Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon saw it.
Three friends’ hell bent on having as much fun as they can while they are still young. Only problem is, what they find fun normally gets them into trouble with the law.
Now their parents have had enough and have come to a decision to send their teenage daughters to Boot Camp for six months.
Alice, Bella and Rose are certainly not pleased with their parent’s news and vow to make life very interesting for all those at the correctional facility. With the help of three boys, who love causing just as much trouble as the girls, they don’t have a hard time keeping to their unspoken vow.

Banner by JayJayHale
Characters are quite OOC but the couples are the same as always.
Rated because of foul language, there shall be a lot of it. Also underage drinking, law breaking and shenanigans like that.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes
Word count: 110414
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2009
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: October 10, 2009
Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35 - A New Place to Stay
awwwww im so effing glad i found this story a few months ago! i loved it! and your banner is awesome!
any chance of a seuel? their happy lives in sunny san fran??? Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad you found it too.
I have no plans for a sequal at the moment.
Alice.x
Summary: Bella's having a bad day. Edward's the telemarketer who so happens to cross her path on that day. How does Edward react when Bella gives him a piece of her mind?

AU/AH, all canon couples. Varying POV between Edward and Bella.
Fantastic banner by Danger_Magnet
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, James, Jasper, Laurent, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Word count: 48348
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2009 Updated: June 15, 2009
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 21, 2009
Title: Chapter 4: Faux Flirting Fun
omg i have to stop myself to immediately scroll down to the bottom to see the pics hahah they are amazing and such a good idea to add them to each chapter...
does she do pictures for any other stories?
Summary: Bella moved to Southern California with her longtime boyfriend Edward, hoping that their relationship would become stronger. Sadly after being with him for a little over three years, Edward has broken up with Bella and moved on. Now Bella has to figure out who she was and who she will become with the help of her friends and a mystery man.

Rated for language.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No
Word count: 32994
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2009 Updated: February 26, 2011
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 19, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Getting by With a Little Help...
lol i love the full house reference in this chapter hahah Author's Response: You know, that was my favorite show growing up, and i thought that Michelle was the cutest thing ever! Thanks for reading and reviewing :)
Summary: Bella and Jacob are getting married tomorrow. While struggling to write their wedding vows, they receive a phone call that will change their lives from now on.
Expect insights in their newlyweds' life, worries about imprinting, familiar vampires, jealousy between husband and brother, pack life, road trips, college memories and more!
Rated for language and lemons.

Banner by Dazzled-by-Jake



Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Jacob
Challenges: Series: The Bella and Jacob Chronicles
Chapters: 41 Completed: Yes
Word count: 255571
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2009 Updated: July 11, 2011
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: October 18, 2009
Title: Chapter 15: 15. Who's the Idiot Who Invented Stairs?
nawww poor Bella! i love this story, but i have this bad feeling about Jake. i dont think i like his attitude! haha. There's just something about him. Author's Response: Maybe because he's (a bit) too possessive about Bella? What's how I see him. He truly loves Bella but he doesn't like the idea that he has to share her with someone else, even if it's just Seth.
Summary: 
Bella is a 25 year old Editor's assistant in New York City. She has been a casual observer in life, never really actively participating in it.
Edward is a 25 year old tattoo artist who enters Bella's life and knocks it off its hinges.
Will Edward be able to open Bella up to life and all it has to offer, or will she shut him out and return to watching the world happen around her?
(Thanks to Shug for the AWESOME banner!!)
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: No
Word count: 52545
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2009 Updated: May 01, 2010
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed    
Date: July 18, 2009
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10- Tattoos, Oranges and Breakfast
nawww i love inkward
Summary: 
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history - hers and his - impact their unexpected and growing friendship?
FitV art by Touchstone.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes
Word count: 97977
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2009 Updated: August 27, 2009
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 30, 2009
Title: Chapter 3: In Which a Cowboy Is Nervous
wow that was intense and really moving.
love jasper's cowboy getup hehe
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: August 03, 2009
Title: Chapter 17: In Which All Is Fun in Love and Football
this story is so intense, and i have this awful feeling that something bad is gonnahappen over thanksgiving gah...
Summary: 
After a fight with her husband, Bella ends up in a bar with her best friend. The path she chooses that night will change every aspect of her life from that moment on.
Banner by ReaderGoof
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No
Word count: 49641
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2009 Updated: June 01, 2011
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 13, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five: Breaking Through
poor jakey, if bella doesnt want him, send him my way!
hehe Author's Response: I know, he's an abused little soul. But, I wonder if his persistence doesn't bring it on himself?
Thanks for reviewing.
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 22, 2009
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Dinner All Around
LOL
well personally i thnk jake is cheating on bella....but hopeefully if that is true u can be more imaginative that Leah being the other woman....haha
Summary: 
After a car accident that almost claimed Bella's life, she finds that life as she knows it has completely changed. Can she move on & learn to live again?
Rated NC-17 for language, adult situations & some lemony goodness. AU/AH BxE, AxJas, RxEm. Some early non-canon pairings.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Word count: 74251
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2009 Updated: December 09, 2009
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 20, 2009
Title: Chapter 14: Based on Actual Events
im so god damn confused..... Author's Response: Well, hopefully the confusion will lift soon...
Thanks for the review.
XOXO
Summary: For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. AU lemon-fest. Canon and non-canon pairings, but no permanent splitting of canon couples.
This story contains very adult themes and includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and some M/M slash later.
This story earns its NC-17 rating folks!!

A big thank you to DiamondHeart for her guidance (read Moonshadow!), and to my beta, MsKathy!
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 42169
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Interlude: a.k.a No Sexin'
nawwwww fluffy bunnies :) Author's Response: LOL! Totally fluffy bunnies.
But I'm posting the next sexin' up chapter now. Hopefully my killer Beta will be as quick with that approval as she has been with the rest, and we can get back to the naughtiness. :)
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed    
Date: July 11, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Jasper a.k.a Back to the Sexin'
holy hell that was hot.... i need to get me a jasper....
best chapter yet..
(i cant wait til bella gets with emmett haha) Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing!!
Vampire Fairy says: You are hereby granted one Jasper. For life.
~ding~
Summary: What happens at Charlie's wedding is hot and unforgettable for Bella Swan. Charlie's best man has her moaning and melting everywhere from her father's living room to the coat closet at the rehearsal dinner. But great no-strings-attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else who just happens to be the best man's son?

Thanks to Leslie (red delicious) for the awesome banner!
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Esme, Jasper
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
Word count: 112144
[Report This] Published: June 19, 2009 Updated: April 21, 2010
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed    
Date: July 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Busted
TALK ABOUT A CLIFFHANGER!!!
hahah love this story soooooo much
update like right now!
:P
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: January 13, 2010
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Drunk Confessions
Ahahahaha I love Alice and Bella drunk together! I vote add more drinking shenanigans!
Btw... My vote...she didn't :) Love this story xox
Summary: 
YOUTUBE TRAILER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_J9zh7ChQQ

Edward can’t believe it when Bella, sitting in his car with him, suddenly starts to bleed. He is horrified until he realizes it’s only her “time of month” and there is nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for him, this does nothing to dissuade his heroin-like craving, especially when there are veritable goldmines of Bella’s sweet blood, just sitting there in her trash! Can Edward really go through with his plot? Won’t Bella notice her missing garbage? How will the Cullens escape detection now?
Find out in: The Maddeningly Marvellous, Magically Mysterious, Majestically Malodorous Maxi-Pad Misadventures of Edward Cullen and the Crimson Tide!
Thanks to SubtlePen for the idea and permission to use it. Everyone should go read her stories right now! (after this one)

Thanks to Mama_Marinara and EmmettIsMyTeddyBear for the great banners!
Categories: Twilight, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Word count: 13134
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2009 Updated: September 04, 2010
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Epiphany (now with backup layer protection)
omg! lol
i heard about this story from the twigasm podcast and i could help myself!
so effing funny already!!! Author's Response: jasper_rox: Thanks!!! We are SOO SOOOO honoured to be on the podcast!!! PSYMOM IS AMAZING!!! We are so lucky to have her as a beta. Stick around for more cottony fun!!
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed    
Date: July 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Edward's First Time
LOL 'Thanks for dinner.....!'
omg that shit is hilarious!!! Author's Response: Roxie: Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the rating and review!
Be sure to favour!
Stick around for chapter 4!
Summary: 
Thanks to m81170 for the great banner.
Bella is married to her favorite Cullen. What happens when she tries to connect his past with his future? Will their marriage survive? AH/AU rated M for some language and lemons.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Word count: 55814
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2009 Updated: September 11, 2009
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: August 09, 2009
Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
ahhhhhhh cliffy!
you're evil..... haha Author's Response: I'm only a little evil. ; )
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: August 11, 2009
Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
'because i fucked his son!' lol i love the brutal honesty there. hmmm Carlisle..... i thought there would've been a bit more of an argument there.... Author's Response: Carlisle was shocked and then he was angry. Bella did the worst thing imaginable for him in a marraige, why would be put up a fight for a woman who cheated on him in the first year of marraige?
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed    
Date: August 12, 2009
Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
nawww i love jake, i wish he would cuddle me in bed.... gah!
i love edward and jake so i actually went out and bout both 'team edward' and 'team jacob' shirts haha... now i just have to figure out which one to wear at the premiere of new moon.....hmm
and in hindsight, i absolutely agree with you with the Carlisle 'not fighting' thing.... Author's Response: Thanks. I think you should get a shirt that says TEam Edward on the front and Team Jacob in the back and then all your problems would be solved. : )
I love Jake too but just not for Bella.
Summary: Alice and Bella want what any couple wants, a baby. Bella asks her best friend Edward to contribute to the cause. He agrees but on one condition. B/A and B/E pairing. NC-17 for lemons and content.

Thank you christine30974 for this new banner!

Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Word count: 49873
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2009 Updated: February 02, 2010
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed    
Date: August 03, 2009
Title: Chapter 5: Just Feel
omg i knew jasper would come in there somewhere, having something to do with Alice.....
cant wait for the next chapter! Author's Response: Oh god yes, Jasper HAD to make an appearance!
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: All Over Me
uh oh! despite the 'road head' at the end there, i think that was the best chapter yet.
The way you write the desperation of Alice and the sadness or guilt that Bella feels is amazing. i cant wait for the next chapter. Shit is gonna hit the fan! woo hoo hahah.
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: October 04, 2009
Title: Chapter 11: All Over Me
oops i didnt mean 'despite' the road head lol major typo i meant to say it was my favourite even before the lemon! haha
Summary: They were the best of friends, "The Sovereign Six" as they were most notably called. After being apart for eleven years, they are all brought back together by a tragedy. Is their friendships strong enough to overcome the time they've missed together?

Here is the link for my thread over on the forums! Come and check it out!
http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=5213
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No
Word count: 135161
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2009 Updated: May 27, 2010
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed
Date: July 12, 2009
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue/Chapter 1- Juicy
omg i love it already!
Reviewer: KristenCullen Signed    
Date: July 12, 2009
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2- This Time of Year
ok it seriously made me cry...
please dont have edward have sex with rose or something.... lol that would kill me haha
cant wait for an updaye :)
|
© 2008, 2009 Twilighted Enterprises, LLC. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws. Privacy Policy | Terms of Service
All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the intellectual property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement is intended.
|
|