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Penname: xanthe_80 [ Contact]
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Summary: oxoxox
This is my vision of the wedding starring of course, the Minister, Emmett Cullen.
oxoxox
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 6538
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2008 Updated: July 31, 2008
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed 
Date: May 19, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Minister Emmett
Great laughter provided!
Summary: Womanizing Edward is in a cover band with his brother and best friend, who are pissed that Edward has managed to send their last three lead singers heading for the hills with his tendency to fool around carelessly. Emmett and Jasper decide to create a "no intra-band dating" rule.
But what happens when a gorgeous, talented brunette walks into the audition? Will Edward adhere to his bandmates' new rule, or will he pursue what's now off limits? OOC Edward/Bella. Rated for DIRTY HUMOR and lots of future LEMONY GOODNESS. Canon pairings.
(thanks to Evilangel6714 for the banner!!!)
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes
Word count: 171702
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2009 Updated: April 11, 2010
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: April 13, 2010
Title: Chapter 34: Outtake #1
love this story!! glad that Edward didn't go AWOL... =)
Summary: 
*Banner by time_lights over at Livejournal*
After receiving an invitation to write the biography of the severely reclusive author Ethan Church, Bella develops a reluctant obsession with his novels and by extension him. When she accepts his offer, the old, dying man she's presented with and the young, too perfect man she comes across on the nearly empty estate have her convinced she's missing some very important parts of the story.
Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Word count: 36732
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: May 13, 2010
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: May 14, 2010
Title: Chapter 13: Epilogue - Swan Song
It was ended rather abruptly!! i didn't expect it so soon...
I have mixed feeling from this - i haven't stopped since i started reading (hence no review inbetween and cannot put it down!), but once i have finished, my first reaction was 'huh?' i'm not sure what to take from it, and as other reviewers have said, i guess i would've liked a bit more as to how she finished the novel, how she went about it all until her new life began. But i guess i just didn't want it to end ={
Summary: What's real and what's fiction?
Bella wants a kid with her boss, feels her biological clock ticking and would have jumped him by now if it wasn't for the fact he's a major playboy. Her boss, Edward, secretly desires Bella and, to look cooler, he pretends to be a playboy by fakin' relationships with a harem of eight women.
Where are the lies and the truth?
Alice is very one-man oriented; she has eyes only for Jasper. But Jasper is in a commited gay relationship with Emmett and has repeatedly told her that he sees her as the little sister. Ruthless shark of the business world but dork in real life, Alice has given up. Running into Rosalie and Bella, she develops cofidence and gets a sexy makeover. Watch out world!
What is make-believe and what is reality?
Jasper is a womanizer who only agreed to pretend to be Emmett's boyfriend to get stalker Alice off his back. That of course, is true, until he sees Alice bend over in those tight little pants...
Telling a lie only makes the truth even harder to discern...
Emmett wants Rosalie. Nice and simple. But she isn't a one-man-kind-of-girl. So to get close to her, he pretends to be gay. But the thing is, he pretends too well. For a year and a half, he and Rosalie have gotten closer, but now Emmett and Jasper's parents think they are almost on their way to having a commitment ceremony.
What the hell is up with the screwy here?
Finally, the guys all think that Bella and Alice are lesbian lovers. Don't ask.
If you want a world of f***ing hilarious mind games, come right in and read ahead. But seriously, beware of the laugh-out-loud mind f***ery.
Summary written by the fab tellytubby101
Thank you to RoseArcadia for the fab banner!
Categories: AU, AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Word count: 43844
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2009 Updated: March 25, 2010
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: March 26, 2010
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Rainbow Bumper Stickers
this is a really great story!!! really hilarious! i'd love to read more on the outtakes of the said gay kisses in public.. =)
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: March 26, 2010
Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14:: Guys need comfort food
NOoooo!! pls update soon!!! don't leave me hanging!! Author's Response: I will try. Next POV will be Alice's. Probably one more chapter or so til the ball.
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: March 27, 2010
Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14:: Guys need comfort food
You WILL not leave me hanging like that
You WILL update very soon
You WILL make this the best story plot in the whole world of fanfiction...
pls update soon!! Author's Response: I will try. Next POV will be from Alice. We probably have one more chapter before the big ball. :)
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: August 18, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Maneater Shoes
i really loved this story.. will you continue it pls????
Summary:  An uptight Edward meets a carefree and vivacious Bella. How does their meeting change Edward's life... forever?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 7551
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2009 Updated: July 29, 2009
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: May 19, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
so touching..... i'm not one for tears, but that definitely had a hitch in my throat....
great story
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: June 28, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
loved this story - just read it for the 2nd time round (or was it 4th?) still brings tears.... lovely lovely story
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2009 Updated: May 12, 2010
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: May 13, 2010
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1- In the Beginning
Hahahaha - honour student needing a study partner! hahaha
loving it so far and i can tell i won't be getting much sleep tonight.... Author's Response: I'm lovin the new readers.. May I ask if someone reced this fic to you? What made you come over and read it? Thanks for rating and reviewing I hope you continue toi enjoy.:)
Summary:
When Robert Pattinson needs to escape the crazy life of stardom- he finds an unlikely ally to see him to safety- a quiet bookshop owner who is secretly infatuated with Twilight, and a certain young British actor.
Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 97 Completed: Yes
Word count: 829399
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2009 Updated: September 07, 2012
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: September 02, 2010
Title: Chapter 65: Chapter 65-Two Outs, Bottom of the Ninth
they finally made it to home base... again....
pls write more.. i really love this story... (even though I've been called crazy for reading fanfiction.... - oh well, the stuff we endure for our passion...) Author's Response: sigh... back again... it took a while, but they are stronger for it.
lol... lots more to come... the premier will not the the end of rob jen. to be sure.
thanks my dear!
MWAH! steph
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: October 17, 2010
Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69- London Fog
loving it!! updates toooo slow tho! i really cna't wait! pls update soon!!! Author's Response: thanks dear!
sorry, real life is kciking my ass at the moment, but I am getting them out as soon as they are written.
more soon!
MWAH!
steph
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: September 19, 2010
Title: Chapter 67: Chapter 67- A Mighty Summit To Reach
what what what ?????? OMG!! I'm literally glued to the screen reading that!! Pls update soon!!!
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: August 16, 2010
Title: Chapter 63: Chapter 63- Warmth
I just been to the blog and read through all of HoldMeRansom's entries - you really did put your heart into that, even when it's just a side thing to your story - times are chronologically correct, feelings, both ransom's and rtp's...
I'm not a 'RPattz' fan as such, but I've come to appreciate more of his work, now that you've mentioned it. Well, at least i've googled and found out more than I have!
I see you also keep to his real life, family and all!
You ARE his (creepy) number one fan!! Please update soon! and I'm putting you on favs so I get to read any other stories you read.
Oh, and great job on Rob's POV story - looking to read more of that too!! Author's Response: thank you so much my dear!
the blog was such an interesting little side story really. so glad you enjoyed it. i wish i could keep up with it. it would be a neat thing to do. just no time.
I love that this story has helped with appreciating him more. One of the decisions to making it on this timeline was to give a little insight into what his life might be like. i love that it reads well. thank you!
*hangs head in grinning shame* i am his Creepy Number One. it's true. who knew when i started writing this i would be where i am today. I know entirely too much about the bloke. but i have so much more respect for him and what he goes through.
thanks my dear! so glad you like the RPOV as well!~
MWAH!
steph
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: August 23, 2011
Title: Chapter 86: Chapter 86-Marry Me
OMG! what a wonderful wedding! Rob was really thoughtful in the whole process. Couldn't wait to read this once i got the update email....
Summary: 
Bella is a family attorney & Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, AU, OOC,
Rated M for later, they are adults & will do adult things!
Canon Couples
My BFF is Twitter: Mrs_Robward
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Other Character
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
Word count: 92216
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2009 Updated: December 27, 2010
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: April 30, 2010
Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17, Forever & The Rest of Forever
this is such a great complete story.... it's sad, and had me in tears... but it's a great love story.
Summary: 
Giggle/Snort Awards - Summer 2011: Best Supernatural/Vampire Small Fry - Runner Up
What happens when Bella, Jacob, and Nessie experience the Cullen Valentine Day tradition for the first time. Laughs guaranteed!
Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Word count: 60376
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2009 Updated: March 24, 2010
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: March 30, 2010
Title: Chapter 11: Henry One Year Later
had me in stitches lots of the time!! U portrayed each member perfectly. am thinking this is actually a very good way for exchanging presents =)
Great story! Oh, and sorry - just didn't read properly so now I know who Henry is
Author's Response: :) I had a great time writing this story! It was hard to attempt to be funny without being stupid. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: March 29, 2010
Title: Chapter 2: Nessie
LOVING it so far!
i'm missing something - who's Henry?
Summary: Widowed mom Bella knows she needs to get some fun back in her life. With the help of her best friends, she embarks on a plan to change. What happens when the man she loved and lost 15 years ago becomes the object of that plan? It may be Bella's second chance at love with Edward. Human/AU
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: No
Word count: 157187
[Report This] Published: January 06, 2010 Updated: October 08, 2010
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: October 09, 2010
Title: Chapter 30: Nobody But You
love the proposal!!!
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: June 30, 2010
Title: Chapter 26: Just Breathe
he's taking the partnership!?!?
maybe they're opening up a new branch in seattle?!? I hope they are!
Yipee! I'm watching Eclipse tonite!!!! =)
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: July 07, 2010
Title: Chapter 27: All In
Yay!! see? i guess right =)
loving it! pls update soon!
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: July 10, 2010
Title: Chapter 27: All In
will he ever come up with a nickname??
loving it so much just read it for the 2nd time...
update soon?
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: August 09, 2010
Title: Chapter 28: Home
this is just a perfect thanksgiving story... so much to be thankful for....
will there be a wedding???? Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing.....I can't tell you if there will be a wedding......but if you want one, you should probably keep reading :)
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2010 Updated: March 24, 2011
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: September 21, 2010
Title: Forgettable
WOW that's a action in the ONE chapter!! they're making up for lost time.
I've had to read a few chapters back, cos somehow i missed the updates, and i sorta forgot the story since it's been a while back.. but nice refresher.. which caused me not sleeping till 5am!!
keep it up and love to see anything you churn out.
Summary: 
This is the Companion story for Need To Escape, told in Robert's point of view.
This story will make better sense if you read at least the first ten chapters of Need To Escape before starting this one.
The chapters of On the Threshold will parallel NTE.
What was Rob thinking? Now we'll know.
Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 49 Completed: No
Word count: 396747
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2010 Updated: March 11, 2013
Reviewer: xanthe_80 Signed
Date: August 26, 2010
Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28-She is Love
loving it =) always keeping up with both stories... Author's Response: thanks so much my dear!
MWAH!
steph
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