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Penname: SleepyValentina [Contact]
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Member Since: February 05, 2009
Website: http://sleepyvalentina.com
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Summary:

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program proves unsafe, Emmett has Bella pose as his brother Edward's fiancée. ExB. AU/AH.

 

 

Hiding in Plain Sight

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 138506
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2012


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: March 22, 2008

I love this story.  Just love it. It's rapidly becoming my favorite AH.

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: June 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 17: June 7 - June 13, 2008

I was so excited to see an update. It was well worth the wait.

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: July 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: June 14 - June 20, 2008

Ahhh! I love this.



Author's Response:

thank you :)

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: January 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: September 4 - December 13, 2008

I'm dying to know which parts you rewrote. The end result was worth the effort.

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 22: September 4 - December 23, 2008

I loved it. Loved loved loved it.

 

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: June 14, 2012 Title: Chapter 23: December 23, 2008 to January 4, 2009

happy sigh. saving the real review for ffn. xoxo

 
Sanctuary by Jfly Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2144]
Summary: Feature

Edward faces a monumental crisis and finds Sanctuary in the one place he refuses to look for it. All Human.

This story contains Religious themes and Mature themes: Edward is a priest struggling with his role in the Church and as a man.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: No Word count: 99900
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2008 Updated: February 03, 2010


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: March 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Reflections

The reason this story works so well - apart from your wonderfully layered prose - is that all of its themes exist to some extent as subtext in the original novels.  They are largely about morality and faith and grey areas.

 

I love the slow building of their relationship - one of the better character development I've seen here - and that despite the way he objectifies most women he struggles not to objectify her.  I could go on and out about how finely crafted this is.

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: March 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Reflections

I've just discovered this now, via a forum thread. Wonderfully written. I suspect I'll marathon this tonight.

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: April 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 22: Reconciliation

A beautifully written chapter.

 
Summary:

Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. Bella realizes that they have a little too much in common and is having a little too much fun with this subject. EXB Lots of lemons later.

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human , SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 322353
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2011


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: April 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 29: Ready To Forgive

As a fraternal twin, Bella is more likely to have a set of fraternal twins than someone who was not a twin. There is no increase in her odds of having identical twins, as there is no scientific evidence that there is a genetic component to embryos splitting. Maybe Bella needs to be schooled. :)

 

I'm glad it's not all romance and roses already. These two have been through a lot and it will be a long road for them.  They would still be fighting at this stage - they still have too much to work through. Glad you're keeping it real.

 
Summary:

Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, and has a new sense of confidence. When her mother sends her back to Forks for her senior year, she is determined to shake things up.

NC-17 for sexuality, underage drinking, and language. OOC, just to be safe. Some canon pairings, some absolutely the opposite.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jessica, Laurent, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 55461
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2008 Updated: August 21, 2009


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: March 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Edward and Drunk!Bella

This is getting so good. I'm glad Edward aplogized and meant it.

 
Summary:

 

 

"In a moment’s time, I’d be his, entirely. The one thing I’d wanted more than anything itself. The pain, the pleasure- it was worth it knowing I’d be able to claim to be his…at long last.

 

"The silence in the room was deafening. The intimacy of this moment made the world hold its breath in anticipation. Time ceased to exist; the only fathomable concepts were Edward and me."

For all of us who read Breaking Dawn, closed the back cover and said; "Yeah...not what I expected..."

This is my version, my ending of the Twilight Saga. In short, it's purpose is to show how Edward and Bella meet the trials and tribulations of being newlyweds, Bella being a newborn as well as other things life has to offer. It's meant to highlight their love, devotion, the strengthening of their bond as well as how they grow together emotionally and physically.

Rated NC-17 for Mature themes, language and adult and sexual content.

WARNING: quite a few lemons here ;]

 

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Categories: Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Phil, Renee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: The Beginning
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 132794
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2008 Updated: November 15, 2009


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 7- Two Days Grace and Salvation

I guess I'm not sure if this was supposed to be an alternate universe or not, but I'm thinking it should be.  It's in character for Edward to have out-dated notions about sex. But Bella certainly didn't and Renee would have never said called a girl "trashy" for not being a virgin on her wedding night.  Furthermore - having never used a tampon? What? Again - why would an American girl with no documented health issues not have ever used a tampon? It just doesn't work.  It seems like as a reader I'm being beat over the head with outdated concepts in characters for whom it makes no sense. 

 
Art Model by dollegirl Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 132]
Summary: Bella needs money.  Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. 
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6937
[Report This] Published: November 07, 2008 Updated: November 09, 2008


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: March 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hotest. Oneshot. Ever.

 
D.I.D. by dollegirl Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 341]
Summary: What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 48857
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2008 Updated: April 26, 2009


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: March 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I'm reading with a silly, goofy smile on my face.  This makes me feel like a huge dork, but should make you feel like an awesome writer, which you are.

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I don't think I've ever laughed outloud whilst reading before. And I certainly had never laughed so hard I cried, which I just did. Unbelievably funny. You should put a warning up that readers should be prepared to ruin their mascara.

 
Summary:

 

When Charlie catches Bella and Edward in a compromising position how will he react?

What tactics will Edward and Bella have to resort to in order to get time alone together again?

 

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Categories: Twilight Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 134267
[Report This] Published: November 16, 2008 Updated: December 07, 2009


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: March 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Monkey Man

This was quite possibly the funniest chapter of any FF I've ever read. Seriously.



Author's Response:

Thank you so much, what a wonderful compliment.  I hope you have enjoyed the rest of the story.

Jaime

 
Oversight by TwilightFiction Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 273]
Summary: After their bargain at the end of Eclipse, Edward asks Emmett and Jasper for some advice regarding his wedding night.  What they tell him leads to a very uncomfortable conversation between Bella and Emmett, and leads Bella to ask a huge favor from Jacob--one that he is all to willing to grant.
Categories: Post-Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 13198
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2008 Updated: July 10, 2009


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: On the Beach

Bring on the smut!

 
Betrothed by locqua Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 214]
Summary:

“What have you done Carlisle?”  The acid in my voice was palatable.  I couldn’t hide my disgust after seeing him hovering over the blonde woman, his teeth scrupulously sunk into her bruised neck.  What was he thinking?


 


 


What really happened when Carlisle made Rosalie, for Edward?  Were Rosalie and Edward entirely truthful when telling Bella that they had been nothing more than siblings from the start?  This is their story....


 


 


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Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: No Word count: 66345
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2010


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Rosalie's awakening

I absoulutely love this. I've always been intrigued by Rosalie's character and the years before Twilight. I think you've absolutely captured the language and style of Edward. Looking forward to reading the rest of it.



Author's Response:

Thank you!  I really like Rosalie too, and I think she wasn't given enough facetime in the books.  Plus, I'm a firm believe she and Edward were lying like thieves when Bella asked about their past....  :)

Enjoy the rest of the story - there's still more coming shortly!

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: April 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: Submission

Whoa. I didn't see that coming. And now we have a cliffie!



Author's Response:

Yes, another cliffie - I love them! 

Thanks for the review!  :)

 
Summary:

 

stories/2326/images/gonebanner.jpgWhat if the wolf pack hadn't interrupted Laurent before he bit Bella?  This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving her to prevent it from happening.

Rated for later chapters.  Just like in New Moon, Edward will make an appearance eventually!

 


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Laurent, Quil, Rosalie, Sam, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 71429
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2008 Updated: November 24, 2009


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Meadow

I love this concept. And you're doing a fabulous job keeping everyone true to character in how they would behave in these circumstances.



Author's Response:

Thanks for that!

 
For Eternity by MonksMama Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1118]
Summary:

150 years after Edward leaves and 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles into a newly published fiction that isn't fiction at all. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the concequences?

"May 17, 2153

Dearest Reader,

Come, pull up a chair and sit by me. Locked in these pages you will find my story, my memory, my secrets, my heart, my life, my death, some things that came after and everything in between.

Can I trust you with it?

It is truly fantastic and not for the faint-hearted. Not for the realist, not for the cynic, no never for the cynic, only the pure hearted will find purchase here. Lend me your ear, your open mind and heart and I will pull you to a myth you dare not dream of, a myth you unknowingly live every day.

Tell me dearest, do you believe in Angels? Not as Dogma, not as testament to whichever religion bears your faith, not fairies with wings and halos. Can you believe in the beings of light, of strength and power that govern here on earth, the beings that hold all things in order, beings that guard your humanity?

Perhaps Angels is the wrong word, a word they would see with distaste. So we shall call them what they are in essence, the guardians. Do you believe?  Can you believe in the mythical? If you cannot, this is no place for you. I’ll give you a moment to ponder this. Please do not tread lightly upon my  request.

As I have learned all too harshly, prepared or not, one can never go back. " 

 Told in varying POV, with excerpts from the book Storm.

 


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 92469
[Report This] Published: December 26, 2008 Updated: November 14, 2011


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Understanding

This is so beautifully written. Edward describing his grief brought tears to my eyes - no easy feat!  I'm looking forward to wear you're going with this - and making sure to lay off the eye makeup.

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Letters

I love this. Wow. Just wow.

 
Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: February 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Loyalty

I'm not one to review each and every chapter, but since you begged for reviews, I shall send you one.  I still love this, as painful as it is at times for me to read (I understand heartbreak and isloation all too well) I am sure the pay off will make it worthwhile.  Your prose is lovely, and you have a wonderful grasp of the charcters.

 
Summary:

"So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost.”


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 16752
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2009 Updated: February 11, 2009


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: April 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 (V)

This fic is pure win. It has some of the best one-liners I've ever read. Snappy, witty, and just plain perfect.

 
Summary:

It was a moment of deliciously impaired judgment.

Bella thought she would never see her one-night stand again.

She was wrong.

E/B AH


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: No Word count: 57020
[Report This] Published: January 15, 2009 Updated: July 15, 2010


Reviewer: SleepyValentina Signed
Date: March 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Three Strikes

Love this story so far, though I suspect I will lose sleep tonight still trying to figure out which STD sounds like Cullen.

 




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