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Afterglow by jacklynnight Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 346]
Summary:

When my mother found me, fate seemed to link us together. Not only was I the daughter she never dreamed she'd have, I was unusually unappetizing for a human. However, being raised by vampires does not come with out conflict. This is my tale about growing up Cullen and finding love in the most unexpected place.

The world's largest coven is about to get a whole lot larger!


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Leah, Other Character, Renesmee, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: No Word count: 67140
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2008 Updated: January 30, 2011


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: January 09, 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Compromises

It has to do something with her weird smell. Like a repelant maybe?

Author's Response:

You guys are sooo good right on. Really

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Guess Who

I can't wait to see where she finds love. If course I'm rooting for one of the wolves like Seth. It would be funny to see Edwards teasing of Rosalie after such a match.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Bambi's Mommy

Ok, ok I'll review, I just get caught up in the story and don't like to stop long enough to review. I think rose and emmett are a little OOC. I don't like emmett as a diciplinarian, I imagine that being rose.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Spilled Soy and Bad Blood

Ok yeah totally didn't expect that!

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Midnight Summit

Sometimes I just wanna smack that girl. Kinda confused about the whole Nessie needs to stay home for 18 years thing. Although your Nessie is a little less mature then some others so I guess it makes sense.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Midnight Summit

Sometimes I just wanna smack that girl. Kinda confused about the whole Nessie needs to stay home for 18 years thing. Although your Nessie is a little less mature then some others so I guess it makes sense.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Midnight Summit

Sometimes I just wanna smack that girl. Kinda confused about the whole Nessie needs to stay home for 18 years thing. Although your Nessie is a little less mature then some others so I guess it makes sense.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Midnight Summit

Sometimes I just wanna smack that girl. Kinda confused about the whole Nessie needs to stay home for 18 years thing. Although your Nessie is a little less mature then some others so I guess it makes sense.



Author's Response:

Ok so I've been working on your response for a while and it is a long massive one. Lol. I thought I would just write it all back in one response since you reviewed so fast. Hopefully you can follow my moris code train of thinking. Lol. I kinda went from your first review to the next.

 

My little baby is all grown up and going to be in love...lol. I know and I honestly can't wait for you all to read Emma in love. It is going to be such a different take on things. Oh team Seth is already in the making, it is so funny you thought of it so early on. Most peeps do not even think of it till chapter 7 at the earliest. You picked it out like chapter three.

And I so understand about the whole don't want to stop and review especially on this site. It seems that it logs you off after a short time and you have to go back in. I hate that.

And I get what you mean, Rose and Em can seem a little off at times but part of this is that having a child changes you. Still it may be a character stretch. And when it comes to fanfics it is even more so. Like have you ever noticed that fanfic Emmett is stupid, jock and seriously immature. I mean he is to be a fun loving guy, but if you read the books he is not that bad...and if you read Steph Myers site she actually addresses the misunderstanding.

Still there may be some inconsistencies here in my fic.

And as for Emms illness. It was not planned at first. And my plot has developed a lot since when I implemented it.

At first it was going to be one of those straight forward sort of-sick person turned by Carlisle-stories. But I realized that it is not enough, it needed more substance. And it has really sort have taken off since then.

As for Ness, I just sort of felt weird about someone raising their child from a babe to an adult in 8 years. I mean kids grow up awfully fast anyways. In a way it makes me feel bad for Bella. 8-9 years is not enough time to spend with ones parents; I know there is no way my mother could ever impart all that she has into me in only 8 years. Some things just take time.

The way I view Nessie is that she is a very bright girl, but because she grew up so fast, she just missed some things.

It would be like telling a 5 year old, well you're really smart and rather mature so we are moving you to the 3rd grade. It's possible they could keep up, even socially be alright but no matter what they have skipped over important life experiences. Ness has holes in her development because of how fast she grew. Also she is not used to being around humans, so as you could imagine there would be things that she may never encounter till later.  Think of her shopping for groceries in the "grow up "chapter.

If she had shopped with her mother as a child, she may be familiar with all the brands and labels. She would know that a normal person, even a werewolf would not be able to get through 10 things of mustard. But that was not an experience she had.

I again cannot stand how the Nessie in some fics is just this normal Bella like girl, who happened to grow up quickly. There are a few like that I enjoy reading, but not many.

To me Nessie would be that girl at school who everyone watched because culturally she is just so different. Maybe not fully socialized, would be a better way of putting it.  She of course would be friendly, and well liked, but she would just be weird at times.

But yep all the characters could use a good smack upside the head every now and then.

I can not thank you enough for making such an effort to review. I really manes allot. Also I have to thank you as well for being honest with me in your reiviews. Those are the ones that I really love.

Welcome aboard, I hope to hear from you again.

Hugs AJ

 

 
Fractured Hearts by cfmom Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2410]
Summary:

We've all turned the pages on the four blank months in New Moon. Edward left Bella in the woods and told her didn't want her anymore; his arrogance expected that she would just move on with her life. What he never expected was that she wouldn't be able to move on any more than he would. An angry Bella is something he couldn't fathom. What he didn't take into account is that Bella believes that true love is worth fighting for, and she's going to fight to keep Edward and her family. The Cullen abandonment hurt her deeply, but she's turned that pain into rage. What will happen when Bella decides to let them know she's not willing to let them walk away and leave her behind? How will they handle one mere human girl that's extremely pissed off, and willing to do whatever takes to bring them back? The saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" has never rang more true. Bella's angry and on the warpath. Not even a clan of vampires will be able to stop her.

Fractured Hearts

"My heart may have fractured when he left me, but I adamantly refuse to let it shatter. I'm stronger than that, and I'm ready to get nasty. This is going to be a side your family has never seen out of me. I hope you're prepared, because when I'm done taking your stupid, arrogant brother down a few notches, I'm coming after you. Yes, you heard me correctly. You may be small, fast, and graceful, but I'm filled with enough rage at this point to go vampire on your pixie, ballerina ass!"  ~Bella - Chapter 2: Voicemails

Special Thanks to achelle131 for the amazing banner!


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Laurent, Quil, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: The Dirty, Horny Girls Chronicles
Chapters: 30 Completed: No Word count: 225614
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2009 Updated: October 25, 2010


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 18, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Voicemails

I love a Bella that isn't weak.

Author's Response:

Thank you. That was my one beef with the story. I wanted her to fight for what she wanted instead of just letting him walk away so easily. I appreciate the read and review. :)

~Lisa

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: December 22, 2010 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27: This Is My Hell

You write a VERY entrancing story!

Author's Response:

I'm so happy that you're enjoying it. It's been a roller coaster of emotions to write, but also really fun to bring all these secondary characters to life without taking away from the central story of Edward and Bella. I appreciate your continued reading and I'm enjoying hearing your thoughts along the way. =)

~Lisa

 
Summary:

Cheers ms_ambrosia for another unbelievable banner!

 

 

Cool Dead Confederate banner by the bodacious Bell J.

DEAD CONFEDERATES BLOG (Go here for everything you ever wanted to know about the DC vampire crew, including all the chapters with songs, brilliant fan-art, slideshows, announcements, etc): http://deadconfeds.wordpress.com/

Rebelward Without a Cause (DC outtakes) Blog: http://rebelward.wordpress.com/


In the dirty south, Eddie’s a sexy, shit kickin' son-of-a-gun; a one-hundred-and-some-year-old vampire raising hell with his brothers Jizzper and Bubba.  The good ol’ boys are brought up by their bootstraps with the advent of the crystal ball totin’ thief, Alice, the vigilante waitress Rose, and the lynchpin--Eddie’s cantata and aspiring taxidermist--Bella.

Amidst the jam-jar-drawlin’ accents, a slow and sultry seduction of sassy Bella, the knee-slappin’ humor of rapid buckshot quibbles, quips and wit, Eddie comes to life as never before.  And all the mud in the Mississippi can’t dampen the man burning within him as he pursues his woman, combats the circling attacks of the vulturous Volturi, and is pelted by Alice’s gnarly visions of a future with a vampire Bella who will either be the savior, or the assassin, of the Cullen clan.  

Dead Confederates is a light, funny, erotic read crackling under a terrifying vampire horror story, all set in Cainwhore, South Carolina.  C’mon along and ‘put some South in your mouth’.

 

Thank you Mer (frol223) for the summary idea!


Eddie interview on Sparkling Citrus: http://sparklingcitrus.weebly.com/character-interveiws.html

Most INCREDIBLE rec ever, by kstew411 on Dead Confederates: http://robmyworld.com/2010/04/06/dead-confederates-ff-recs-by-kstew411/

Featured on The Fictionators: http://www.fictionators.com/2009/06/dead-confederates-by-golden-meadow.html

Featured on The Little Known Ficster: http://thelittleknownficster.blogspot.com/2009/08/recs-for-week-of-monday-august-17.html?zx=dbdc3b5b438cda54


 

Dead Confederate Videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsnT8_xAX-Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1o3Yn4oMLo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqAUDVKS_k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cCz8r6Le6o

Dead Confederates Youtube Channel (with all the DC playlists):

http://www.youtube.com/user/RebelRie?feature=mhum

Eddie DcCullen on Facebook (this is an NC-17 account. Do not friend him unless you have a dedicated fanfiction account and are 18 or over):

Eddie DcCullen

 


Categories: AU Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes Word count: 280358
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2009 Updated: July 17, 2011


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: February 23, 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Touch Me I'm Going to Scream

Two hundred something reveiws? Not fair, should be way more. Thank you for the gloriously long chapters, and the lyrical waxing that goes with it all. You rock!! Go eddie and junior and carl.

Author's Response:

Mah goodness!

Thanks, baby...I'm thrilled to hear from you.

Cheers very much for reading,

Rie~

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: February 23, 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Touch Me I'm Going to Scream

Two hundred something reveiws? Not fair, should be way more. Thank you for the gloriously long chapters, and the lyrical waxing that goes with it all. You rock!! Go eddie and junior and carl.

Author's Response:

*mwah*

Thank you do much!

Rie~

 
Summary:

Emmett has teased Edward and Bella about their quiet sex life and framkly they have had enough. What do they young couple do to get Emmett to cringe and run screaming for the hills?

Bella is a vampire...Nessie does not exist.

 

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Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2179
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2009 Updated: June 08, 2009


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: June 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So funny, I'm lounge your stuff.

 
Summary:


Taking Second Place in the One-Shot category at the Wolfpack Awards, Taking a Ride is a Quil & Claire moment.

revamp TAR

Banner by Bethany

http://photos-by-bethany.fotopic.net/

 

Having imprinted on Claire when she was two years old, Quil has been happy to have been her best friend and companion as she grew up.  Now, on the night of her graduation from high school, he realizes she is an adult and he himself is feeling kind of...strange...

(Rated R in case anyone thinks that the ride is a little too warm for PG...)


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Quil
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4932
[Report This] Published: October 06, 2009 Updated: October 08, 2009


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Let's take a ride...

"Are you gay" I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. FUNNY. If she likes motorcycles, what's not to love about "wolfback"? Kisses to LJ Summers for great stories.

Author's Response:

Good morning, handsonu!

 

Oh, I'm glad you weren't drinking, too.  lol  I honestly was a little leery about that one line, but it seemed to be a perfectly reasonable and respectful question for a young woman to have, so I went with it.

Claire is a cutie. And so is Quil! 

Thanks so much for your readership!

LJ

 
Loner by Nilla Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9905]
Summary:

Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?

WARNING: This story will deal with the aftermath of child abuse and rape. If that bothers you too much, I strongly recommend that you don’t read.

 

 

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Thanks to steffyxxface for the lovely banner!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 115 Completed: Yes Word count: 365612
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2009 Updated: July 06, 2011


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: March 18, 2011 Title: Chapter 95: Chapter 95

I'm nervous, I'm on chapter 95 and I know only 99 are written so far. I love this story so I'm reviewing because I wanted you to know how muuch I love this story. Keep going.

 
Summary:

Everyone makes mistakes and Bella is about to make the biggest mistake of her life. Will Edward be able to resist the temptation of Bella’s blood much longer? Will Jacob be able to save her in time? (Post New Moon, Bella still saves Edward, Edward and the Cullens still return to Forks but this story is completely AU after the end of New Moon.) Rating is set for graphic images, sexual content and some violence in later chapters.

 

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Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Billy, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Embry, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jared, Jasper, Paul, Quil, Renee, Rosalie, Sam
Challenges:
Series: The Bella and Jacob Chronicles
Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes Word count: 36926
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2009 Updated: December 02, 2010


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: December 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Girl Talk and Sleep Overs

Nice story, kinda sad that Edward had to be a villan, but I always did like her to stay with Jake in the supernatural universes.

 
Summary:

 

The beginnings of a most unusual family, as told by Edward Masen

 

Recommended by TheLazyYetDiscerningFicster and Twi-Fic Promotions, nominated in the Indie, Shimmer, Rare Gem and Vampie Awards, May 2009's Featured Fan Fiction on TwilightersAnonymous.com

 

 

Rated NC-17 for content that will include graphic violence, adult language and sexual content.


Categories: Pre-Twilight Characters: Afton, Aro, Carlisle, Chelsea, Demetri, Edward, Edward Masen, Sr., Elizabeth Masen, Esme, Jane, Other Character, Santiago
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: No Word count: 146905
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2010 Updated: January 19, 2012


Reviewer: handsonu Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: December 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 16 - There is No God, The Wicked Saith, Pt. IV

I'm thourghly confused now, what's up with Fletcher? Anyway, keep going, very enthralling story.

Author's Response:

Thank you for dropping me a line, and I'm sorry not to have replied until now. Fletcher's resolution will come soon.

 
Summary:

 

Emily is throwing Sam a surprise party for his 30th Birthday. Against everyone's better judgment, Leah's on the guest list, and she doesn't plan on coming quietly. When she starts to disturb the order of the party, Jacob takes it into his own hands to reign Leah in before she can ruin everything and make a fool of herself. However, Leah doesn't plan on making anything easy, and Jake soon finds that he may be getting in over his head. Sam's birthday cake won't be the only casualty when Leah's provoked.

*Banner by Reachingasifall


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Jacob
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes Word count: 77282
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2010 Updated: March 09, 2011


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: October 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 22: She Said Maybe Never Saves the Day

Yeah I love their weird love/hate relationship. Just keep Nessie away.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: June 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 17: The Cravings of Cake

Ahhhhhh....... I still haven't been able to use your "pussy cocaine" line yet in RL. I'm loving this story.

Author's Response:

That is definitely a shame! You've got to find a chance to do so. ;) Thanks for reviewing and reading!

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Don't You Miss the Cake?

Sqweeeeeee! They get together? Abrams believed the lie!! Go Leah.

 
Summary:

Suspicions 1

 

Suspicions 3

 

Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Being one not to let things go, she decides to investigate. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC

 

Huge thanks to palewhite_n_icecold, babistarr and writegina2 for their awesome banners!

 

Suspicions 2

 


Categories: AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 77833
[Report This] Published: May 10, 2010 Updated: April 09, 2011


Reviewer: handsonu Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: August 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 7: It's Imperative To Keep Eye Protection On At All Times

Wow such a clueless nerd. Soooooooooo funny to read. Keep the story rolling.

Author's Response:

haha thanks. I'm glad you are enjoying it! :)

Thanks for the review! The next chapter should be up shortly.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: February 01, 2011 Title: Chapter 8: You Won't See Me Going Up Against Any Windmills

She is so funny. I love the way she looks at the world. Never a dull moment.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: February 02, 2011 Title: Chapter 11: An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor At Bay

That's exactly what I was gonna ask. Is he a vampire or not ;) well not ask but remark That it still could go either way. Bella's viewpoint is priceless. "She couldn't get Jessica's shirt off" and she's clueless why that's funny.

 
Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: February 03, 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Outtake: I'm A Cop, Not That Kind Of Cop

Ok so most writers write with some experience like a lawyer would drop Bella and Edward in a crime drama. Anyway, I gotta know who the science geek is cause this story is dead on. So funny, she notices everything, but understands nothing.

 
Summary:

Seth Clearwater is a 27 year old police officer and werewolf extraordinaire in Forks, Washington who is just biding his time and waiting...for her.
He had always hoped to imprint, but after over a decade of waiting he has lost all hope after not finding the one meant for him.  He watches as his friends and pack mates meet their imprints and move forward in life, happy and content.   Meanwhile, Seth is stuck, frozen in time as he waits for girl that will make everything worth it.  Lonely and losing patience, the only thing he could do was continue on with his life, working with Charlie Swan as a cop during the day and patrolling at night with his pack. 
Suddenly, is life is turned upside down when sixteen year old Regan comes to stay with Seth's mother Sue and his step-father, Charlie.  Regan is Renee's niece, and has had a rocky past as a wild child in Phoenix. 

Seth has imprinted on that young, wild, damaged girl who doesn't have trust for anyone, especially an older guy who is a cop.  He panics at that he won’t ever see her ‘that way’.  Is he just supposed to be her friend and protector?  Will Regan let him into her heart after all?

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Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Seth
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Completed: No Word count: 104444
[Report This] Published: July 22, 2010 Updated: September 15, 2011


Reviewer: handsonu Signed
Date: October 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3 - Howl

Nice story, yes I like the older Seth. Regan reminds me of Kristen Stewart 's movie "Speak" . She felt "broken" afterwards too.

 




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