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Penname: Lost Newf [ Contact]
Real name: Shannon
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Member Since: February 15, 2010
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Summary: 
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Bella's had enough of Edward holding back from her. She enlists some unexpected help in her pursuit to get Edward to let go of his Victorian views on love and sex. When unexpected events occur that change the plan for Bella's transformation, what course will their lives take?
Lots of lemons/humor. Canon couples. I took the story OOC because I wanted to let them be a little less uptight. I wanted them to have a lot more fun and a lot less fighting.
THANKS TO OCEANWATERS2006 FOR THE AMAZING BANNER!!!
Categories: Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes
Word count: 173485
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2009 Updated: April 25, 2010
Reviewer: Lost Newf Signed
Date: April 25, 2010
Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35 - Look Out Tundra...Here Come the Cullens
Enjoyed the story, true the characters with enough differences and details to keep it fresh!
Summary: Broken and embittered, Bella Swan has reluctantly returned to Forks, where she works in her late father's bar. She's certain that happiness and love are not for her, but a chance meeting on a desserted country road may just change her mind...
My entry for the 'Sort of Beautiful Challenge'
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Jacob
Challenges: Series: The Bella and Jacob Chronicles
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 6427
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2009 Updated: November 11, 2009
Reviewer: Lost Newf Signed
Date: March 24, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Lovely story! Very well written and engaging. Author's Response: Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was kinda cool to step out of my usual genre...<><3
Summary: "Between the good pills, white coats, hallucinations and yes, even the pink elephants; this is one hell of a read." - Les Femmes De Twilight
**Winner for Best AU or Canon WIP in the Indie Twific Awards**
Bella Flanagan is being hospitalized for Dissociative Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Swan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon...or I'm writing this from an asylum. Rated NC 17 for Graphic language, crude but witty humour, SEX (aka Lemons), masturbation and Canadian spelling.
"Jake is a kid. He's too young and naive to know any better. He's no match for Flanny. She's a shark, and he's a juicy 13yr old surfer in a pink bikini just begging to be chewed up. Sometimes we have to learn the hard way about what not to do. Like busting a psycho bitch out of the loony bin, getting a room, taking pills the crazy girl gives you, and then fucking her... None of those things usually lead to a happy ending. It's unfortunate because each of those things might be ok by themselves!" -Wordslinger (Author of Onside Kick)
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Categories: New Moon Characters: Bella, Edward, Jacob
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 48 Completed: Yes
Word count: 72913
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2009 Updated: May 31, 2011
Reviewer: Lost Newf Signed
Date: March 24, 2010
Title: Chapter 14: Cowgirl and Indian
Totally digging this story. Love Isabella Flanagan, she is too funny! Author's Response: Flanny is pretty awesome. Thanks for loving her. She loves you right back!
Summary: 
Years have passed since Edward left Bella in the forest. She's finally worked through her heartbreak but has never moved on to another man. She treats her best friend, Jake, like a beloved pair of old jeans. Jake is not happy with this situation. When he takes matters into his own hands, Bella's resulting epiphany makes her realize she needs to learn how to seduce a werewolf.
I looked across the room in shock. My beautiful Jacob was smiling down into the eyes of that witch! He was giving MY smile to somebody else. MY smile! His hand was on her arm. How dare he?
 
 
Categories: New Moon, Post-Eclipse, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Billy, Brady, Charlie, Claire, Collin, Edward, Embry, Emily, Jacob, Leah, Other Character, Quil, Sam, Seth
Challenges: Series: The Bella and Jacob Chronicles
Chapters: 16 Completed: No
Word count: 140728
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2009 Updated: June 23, 2012
Reviewer: Lost Newf Signed
Date: July 10, 2010
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Il Mostro di Milano (The Monster of Milan)
Great chapter! So many things happening... hopefully more soon?!? Author's Response: Hey Shannon! Thanks so much for reviewing! More soon, promise. Just check your mail box. Your peek is about another 1,500 words. Chapter 11 is pretty much finished. I need some polish and one section's going to need a little more work and then into the queue. :)
Reviewer: Lost Newf Signed
Date: April 23, 2010
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 To Ride a Wild Wolf
Great chapter! Author's Response: Thanks Shannon! Hope you got your stare at Chapter 9. :)
Reviewer: Lost Newf Signed
Date: June 08, 2010
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Dances with Wolves
Great chaper... great description of the dance!! Author's Response: Hey Shannon! Glad you enjoyed the dance. Took a while to get it the way I wanted it. Did you get your sneak peek?
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