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Penname: twicrack83 [ Contact]
Real name: meghan
Status: Member
Member Since: February 14, 2010
Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/~twicrack83
Beta-reader: No
I'm a 27 year old that is happily married to my high school sweet heart. We have three beautiful boys, and my husband is the love of my life. He fuels my Twilight fire by being supportive and has even tried his hand at some Twi-parodies. You can check him out here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2325495/sovereignvision. What can I say? I lubs the hubs!!
Twilight consumes me in every way and my ultimate weakness is ExB crackfic. I am constantly glued to my computer reading wonderfully crafted fanfics.
Follow me on Twitter @twicrack83: http://twitter.com/#!/twicrack83
*~*Witness Protection*~*
I am happy to announce I have completed my first fic. YAY! I really hope you enjoy my take on the Twilight world! Please review and tell me what you think!
My fic is also over on FF.net and TWCSL if you wanna check me out over there.
Witness Protection was featured over on the Twilight Awards in the under the radar section! Yippee!! http://reviews.thetwilightawards.com/2010/11/under-radar-witness-protection-by_24.html
And, the amazing Readergoof made a banner for WP!!! What an awesome girlie!
*~*Dating in the Dark*~*
Check out my newest story here, at FF.net, Giggle Snort Files, MyVampFiction, or TWCSL. I will post chapter links here as well to display pics for your enjoyment! Drop me a review and let me know what you think! ;) M
Stop by the DitD forum at GSF and show me some love: http://www.gigglesnort.net/forum/viewthread.php?thread_id=70
Check out the DitD video made by angeleyes1uk1! Too awesome for words! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyo0KG3aTVM&feature=youtu.be
Chapter 1:
Bella, our goalie http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad352/robransom83/bellagoalie.jpg
Chapter2:
Emmett as Dinger http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Rockiesdinger.JPG
Edward, our danseur http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/logos/logos1012/logos101200506/8343135-portrait-d-un-danseur-de-jeunes-m-les-hip-hop-danse-dans-un-style-moderne-sur-fond-de-grunge.jpg
At this time, I am not accepting requests to have my stories translated. Thank you.
Happy reading!! ;) M
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Summary: Final Authors' Note Roo: (stunned) So I just finished reading Breaking Dawn… Marcy: (stunned) Erm…me too… Roo: Wow. We thought that we had a hilarious joke going on. Marcy: The worst plot idea imaginable. Roo: “Pregnant vampire Bella joins the army.” Marcy: Stephenie Meyer outdid us, crackfic wise. Roo: She gave us “Pregnant human Bella gets a half-vamp mutant torn from her womb as Edward chews through her placenta before turning into a vampire anddefeating the army.” Marcy: That makes our story look pretty tame and believable. Roo: All that silliness that we came up with about Bella being a mind-shield and the Volturi being afraid of her… Marcy: Who could have forseen that that was actually TRUE?? Unbelievable… Roo: I was going to have Jake imprint on Jane, thinking that it would be funny and outrageous. Marcy: Little did we know that Jake would imprint on the infant half-vamp mutant torn from Bella’s womb. Jake gets paired with Edward’s kid?? That takes "outrageous" to a whole new level. Roo: And so the puppy fell in love with the baby sea monster. Marcy: Stupid crackbook. Sick maschoistic readers. Roo: Raises questions about what half-werewolf/shapeshifter, quarter-human, quarter-vampire people would be like. Ew. Marcy: One of those aliens from “The Host” must have snatched Stephenie Meyer’s body. It’s the only explanation for how bizarre Breaking Dawn was. Roo: The staff at “Twilighted” said that if someone had submitted Breaking Dawn as a fanfic that they would have put it in the “Alternative Universe” or “Crackfic” sections. Marcy: Probably “Crackfic.” Roo: So anyways…there’s not really a point in continuing this story any more now is there? Marcy: Probably not. We’ve been outcracked. Roo: So we’re jumping ship. Marcy: Yep. Roo: But fret not, faithful readers!! More crack will be coming your way! Marcy: New realms of weirdness wait in our imagination! Now that NOTHING would surprise us, we know no limits! Roo: Angela could be a witch! Marcy: Ben could be the invisible man! Roo: Mike Newton could be a merman! Marcy: The Cullens could take Nessie trick-or-treating! Roo: Hey! That sounds like a GREAT idea for a fic! Marcy: It will be our next project! Both: MWA HA HA HA HA!!
Categories: Crackfic Characters: Bella
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Word count: 16540
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2008 Updated: July 19, 2008
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: February 18, 2010
Title: Chapter 5: You Lock 'Em Up, We Knock 'Em Up!
Oh, ladies. I really tried very hard to stay with this story. Unfortunately, it's just not my cup of tea. I would like to say, though, that your writing was fabulous and you did have me laughing. I'm gonna check out some of your other stories now. But thank you for this very "intersting" look at the world of Twilight.
Summary: 
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...
Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.
Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!
Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 30, 2010
Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23: Good-Byes
The goodbye scene was perfect! I loved how Jake and Bella got some good laughs in there.
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 27, 2010
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Unexpected
AMAZING!!!! There are no other words. ::DED::
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 30, 2010
Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: The Honeymoon
What an awesome honeymoon! I wish I was half as brave as Bella. That girl has balls!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 27, 2010
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Consequences
OOOOh! Jasper and Alice! Well played, my dear, well played ;)
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 29, 2010
Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: The Wedding
You had no reason to be nervous. This was a beautifully written chapter! Thank you very much for sharing it with us! I just wish my first time was that awesome!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 27, 2010
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Additions
I am loving this story! Thank you for sharing. Now... for new panties ::blush::
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 29, 2010
Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Ah, the lab table. Epic!!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 27, 2010
Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Control
Yeah, that was awesome! I am completely hooked. I can't wait to read what Edward has in store for Bella! Pantie-combustion time, here we come (pun totally intended)!!!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 27, 2010
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Slight Change of Plans
Hot damn! Phew, I'm sweating. That was intense! I think I need a break before I continue. Time for a pantie run! See you in a few!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 27, 2010
Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Music
That was totally amazing! I am seriously thinking of investing in a piano. ;)
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 28, 2010
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Words and Letters
MMMM... Phone sex! Awesome! Now, I can't wait to read what she does to Emmett and Rosalie. I hope she gets them back good!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 28, 2010
Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Teasing
F*cking amazing!!! Damn girl... you can write!!!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 28, 2010
Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: The Weekend, Part I
::DED:: ;)
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 28, 2010
Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16: The Weekend, Part II
AWWWW! So sweet. I also loved the button fly jeans. Epic swoon!!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 28, 2010
Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: The Weekend, Part III
You are seriously diminishing my pantie collection. This shit is amazing!!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: March 31, 2010
Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26: Alive and Awake
MMMM! I love outdoor schmexiness!! I'm just surprised they didn't take out the tree with all that lovin'!!
Summary: 
Edward, Bella and the gang are adults living in Seattle. Edward and Bella meet due to a klutzy accident in the restaurant where she works. Bella's ovaries love Edward and they voice their opinions quite often. There's an instant attraction between them, but Bella notices there's something that's troubling Edward.
Lovely banner made by famouslyso...because she rocks.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: Yes
Word count: 240878
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2009 Updated: October 03, 2010
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: May 18, 2010
Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27: Fun With Guns
I have been telling my husband "no" to getting a gun... but after this little diddy, I think I will tell him yes... as long as I can watch him shoot it and have him teach me *giggle*
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: May 18, 2010
Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28: Festival of Fire
ungh... beach sex... *drool*
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: May 19, 2010
Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32: You Don't Get Lei'd in Hawaii?
what an awesome way to end a chapter! i love that the door was still open. so naughty! can't wait for the update!
Summary: 
One Bet. One Week. No Rules.
Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.
A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic. Follow Cullen’s and Co to see what it means to be Beautiful, Dirty and Rich.
Warning: This story has mature themes from my smutty subconscious. If you don’t like words that rhyme with ‘duck’ and ‘grunt’ please look elsewhere. You have been warned.
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges: Series: Always Human
Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Word count: 138439
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2009 Updated: September 14, 2010
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: April 03, 2010
Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - Edge of Joy
LOVED IT!!! This story was one of my first fanfics and it totally owns me! I am so glad that Edward grew a pair and is fighting for Bella. But how did he find her? Super spidey senses?! I just hope Bella jumps on board quickly cus' Alice and Jasper can't be the only love birds in this f*cked up town. But I was totally feeling the closet romp. Very intense! (Can you tell I'm team Edward!!) Can't wait for EPOV!!
And, your author notes always make me giggle. I'm not a yoga person myself, but I loved your reference to Twilight. (I always smile at that part.) Don't leave us hanging long, girlie. I need me some Edward peen!!! *snicker*
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: April 20, 2010
Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19- Roll Away your Stone
Only two chapters... It will be sad to see this end. Great chapter! Nice to see Edward's POV. Can't wait for the rest!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: May 06, 2010
Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20- Jigsaw
HA! I totally laughed out loud when I read your final A/N! Anyway, great chapter... so glad that Bella and Edward figured their shizz out. It's about time! Can't wait to see what happens at school!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: May 25, 2010
Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21- Perfect Hands
awwwww is right! so glad they made a scene! it was a long time coming. imma thinking edward will crack first, but that's just me. bella's too stubborn and when edward wants something bad enough, no one can stand in his way. can't wait for the update! love BDR!!!
Reviewer: twicrack83 Signed
Date: June 03, 2010
Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22- The Lines Begin to Blur
love this fic! great chapter! wonder why she's not feeling it? i'd be happy as a clam if edward possessed me, but whatever. can't wait for more! have fun in Turkey! ;)
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