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Penname: dangerkitty [Contact]
Real name: Sheri
Status: Member
Member Since: January 22, 2009
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I'm 35, married with a 3 year old little boy that I adore. If you read A Stitch in Time Jacob is based on my little guy and there is a picture of him on the banner for the story.


When I'm not writing fanfic, I am trying to write my first novel. It's fantasy fiction with a heroine who is half elf/half human and is thrust into a political war for power. I'm only about 85 pages into it and it's not anywhere near finished yet, but I it feels good to get it on paper.


I also work full time at a university in the research office. I am the only one at the university that can do my job and sometimes it wears me out - hard to take a vacation, let me tell you. But it's rewarding for the most part and I get to take classes cheap!


That's about it for me!


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Reviews by dangerkitty
 
Summary:

Marve's Edward meets Wish_girl's Bella in high school. Hilarity and hijinks ensue.

 

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Categories: AU-Human, Crackfic Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
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Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 88732
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2008 Updated: December 14, 2008


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed
Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Bigmouth Strikes Again

Angsty. Wonderful.

 
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AU-Human.  Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights - or lose his beloved Volvo. He's convinced it'll be a piece of cake. Of course, that was before sex kitten Bella moved to Forks, and set her sights solely on the delectable Edward Cullen.  NC-17 for extreme profanity, and ridiculously smutty sexy time.

 

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 71906
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2008 Updated: May 14, 2009


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: April 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Big Slick

Meese! That was genius! I'm still laughing. This was an awesome update. I have to admit that your version of Bella has changed the way I see her in my head and has therefore influenced the way I write her, but I don't think I have been a thief. If I am one who you feel has stolen from you, please let me know and I'll gladly remove my story.

As I said, this was awesome! Can't wait for more!

 
Two Weeks by MuffNbutter Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 290]
Summary:

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It's been nine long years since Graduation and everyone has drifted apart. When it's decided to spend two weeks together again, getting to know their friends and old flames again, complications ensue, and everything that caused them all to drift apart is thrown back in the midst of a fun-filled vacation in Napa, California. AU-Human, ever so slightly OOC, but still a lovely, lemony story :D


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Angela, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Rosalie, Tanya
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: No Word count: 60430
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2009 Updated: March 10, 2010


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Caring For Me

I love this story. I'm BAD at reviewing b/c I'm usually reading on my BlackBerry, but this time I just had to let you konw how much I enjoy this one. I check frequently to see if you've updated :). Keep up the good work!



Author's Response:

Lol, there's no such thing as a bad review. Only a LACK of reviews... I just figure that if people want an extra, then they have to do something extra for it! lol. Next chapter will be up any time now, and if you want the extras for the story, then ask for them in your next review! Once that chapter is out, here will be three extras out for the taking... :)

Thanks for going through the effort of reading, rating, and reviewing! I truly appreciate it all, my dear.

 
Summary: Feature

 

Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant--albeit sexy--asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway.

Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?

 Thanks to my baby momma, Maximista, for the banner! <3


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Ben, Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Other Character, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 34 Completed: No Word count: 258464
[Report This] Published: February 20, 2009 Updated: January 14, 2011


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: July 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Attempted Murder & DDR

I'm really horrid at sending reviews, especially when I'm caught up in a story like I am this one. BUT, having to beg for reviews myself, I figured I should turn over a new leaf.

This is great! An awesome start and I can't wait to read more. I really like the way you've written the characters, although Bella does seem a little bipolar at the moment. I'm off to read the rest!

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed
Date: July 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 17: Speedo Ads & Midnight Plans

I love it! It's taken me all day to read this, but I'm totally hooked!

 
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He's a young but jaded keyboard player writing lyrics for his band, Breaking Dawn, and she's a naive and frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide on-line.
What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

OOC, canon at heart.
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Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes Word count: 146168
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2009 Updated: August 26, 2009


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Phenomena

I hate to review when I'm on my blackberry but I had to respond to the keychain question. I have and Edward keychain, an antique spoon handle and a piece of aluminum with my sons name engraved in it.

Also, I am completely in love with this story. And I think I'm going to try my hand at some erotic poetry! You've inspired me!

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 21: Matters

I am completely in love with this story! I found it yesterday afternoon (having avoided it b/c I am more of a Bella/Jasper girl) and started reading it at home on my Blackberry. I read until I couldn't keep my eyes open any more and my husband was grumbling about 'that damned phone'. Then I got to work at around 7:30 this morning with the intention of reading until everybody else got here. I have been unable to stop! (Shh...don't tell my boss!)

You are absolutely awesome! I am not a fan of poetry, but you have inspired me. I've been having serious writer's block on both my Twilight fic and my novel and I think some short poems might be just the thing I need. You've given me hope!

And, to answer your question, lately it's been Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down that I've been singing while I load the dishwasher.

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 30: Angles

I am completely in love with this story. This is by far the best fic I have ever read. I WISH that I had a quarter of your talent with the written word. Ever chapter is beautifully written, your descriptions inspirational. On top of that, the plot is a kicker - so much angst and want. I'm anxiously awaiting the next chapter.

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed
Date: July 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 31: Hunting

Again, you have left me speechless. Grinning from ear to ear like a moron, and insanely happy for Spark and Pretty Boy. You are full of awesomeness.

 
Summary:

Edward Cullen, graduate student and Biology instructor, has a wild night with a beautiful stranger, and becomes obsessed.  Bella Swan, his student, has a crush on her teacher...  Things aren't always what they seem,and people look different in the light of day.


NC-17 for lemons, mature themes.  Canon pairings ... kinda.


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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, James, Jane, Jasper, Jessica, Lauren, Laurent, Mike, Rosalie, Victoria
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: No Word count: 75384
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2009 Updated: June 27, 2009


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8. Friends

I love this story! You are an excellent writer and I'm anxious to see where this leads. I'm adding you to my favorites!

 
Summary:

Bella and Edward have happily been together for decades but Bella craves something new and exciting in their sex life. Jasper steps up to the plate to fill the void in Bella. Where do they go from here and who else will help them along the way? One-shot turned into a lemony story.

 

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Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 18995
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2009 Updated: July 16, 2010


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: August 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Jazzy always deserves something special. Love this story! Hope you are still updating, as I just found it today. I was hoping this would keep me occupied till Midnight was updated, but I ran through it already :(.

 
Just One Day by SassenachWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 746]
Summary:

For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. AU lemon-fest.  Canon and non-canon pairings, but no permanent splitting of canon couples.

This story contains very adult themes and includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and some M/M slash later.

This story earns its NC-17 rating folks!!

Just One Day by SassenachWench

A big thank you to DiamondHeart for her guidance (read Moonshadow!), and to my beta, MsKathy!


Categories: Post-Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 42169
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed
Date: July 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Introduction

I can't believe you left it there! Hurry and update!



Author's Response:

Mwahahahaha!  :)  I have chapter two in the queue.  Hopefully it will be beta'd and approved soon.

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Jasper, part deux

That was just...DAMN, I don't even have words! I think I need to run to the ladies' room now and take care of business....



Author's Response:

LOL!  I say go for it!  :)

 
Summary:

 

Edward and Jasper are best friends and the sexiest guys at Forks High. They get what and who they want whenever they want it. When clumsy Bella arrives at Forks High and brings something new to the table, Edward and Jasper find they must work together to get what they desire. Some OOC, especially for some characters, but not so much for others. Rated NC-17 for very mature themes and can we say lemons?! later. Takes place during the same time as Twilight.

Collaboration between VoluptuousVamp and Puppymama0909.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Eric, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 26571
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2009 Updated: September 08, 2009


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 0: And So It Starts (Q)

Gah! I don't want it to end yet! Great start - I'm looking forward to more and am putting this on alert.

Author's Response:

Well thanks Miss Kitty! I hope you are enjoying chapter two...we have lots more hijinks planned, don't worry.

 

Pole dances,

   Pups

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed
Date: July 15, 2009 Title: Sometime Around Midnight

Gah! Both sexy guys ganging up on poor bells. Ages had it. I wouldn't complain if I were her.

Author's Response:

Hee.  Yeah, that was kinda culled from our own fantasies.....cause that?  Is kind of amazinghot.....

 

 

Thanks!

   Pups

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: She Stands Under the Barlights

Come on! Get on with the groping already! ;) love the build up here...what I'd give to be Bella!

Author's Response:

Oh yes, so much to give to be Bella ... sigh. Groping shall commence ASAP

~V

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: You Know That She's Watching

What is it with y'all? You can't leave it there! You better update soon! Poor Ed & Jazz...you can't just leave them in such a precarious situation without some release soon! Geez!

Really, though, great update. Very similar to a scene in one of my stories, but Bella gets all the fun in that one :)



Author's Response:

Sorry babe, we are teases.  That's kinda how we roll.     There should be an update soon.  And yes, there will be release.  :-)  Which story?  I am intrigued.   Thanks for reading and glad you enjoyed.

 

 

Pole dances and panty flashes,

   Pups

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed
Date: August 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 And So It Starts

Story is called Reinventing Bella. Check it out and let me know what you think, Pup. Very similar dance scene.

Author's Response:

I can't wait!!!!   Thanks for the info.

 

Pole dances and panty flashes,

   Pups



Author's Response:

I can't wait!!!!   Thanks for the info.


Pole dances and panty flashes,

   Pups

 
Her Visitor by scullybee1013 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 23]
Summary:

Bella has a late night visitor, or two...


Categories: Twilight Characters: Bella
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 654
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2009 Updated: July 15, 2009


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed
Date: July 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - one shot

I cannot believe you left it there!

 
Visceral by four-letter-word Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 324]
Summary:

She’s making all the wrong choices, and she can’t bring herself to care. He’s just trying to make a life for himself. When their paths cross, will Jasper care enough to save Bella from herself? Does she even want to be saved? JxB


Categories: New Moon, AU Characters: Alice, Bella, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Completed: No Word count: 34188
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2009 Updated: December 04, 2009


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: November 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 15: A State of Delusion

Really? What was that? Tell me this is still J/B! Alice just annoys me....

Ok, enough complaining. I heart this story. It's one of those that makes me giddy when I see an update notification and I have to drop what I'm doing and read. I typically read on my BlackBerry, which for some reason won't let me review, but I had to tell you that I love this and can't wait to see what happens...especially now that Alice is being cryptic about the future and hinting at her and J getting back together. I'll be disappointed, but I'll still read it. I just hope Bella gets something good out of all her misery.


Keep up the good work!

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: July 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Step Into the Night

I can't believe you left it there! Update soon! I'm hoping for angry Jasper sexin'!

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed
Date: July 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Step Into the Night

I can't believe you left it there! Update soon! I'm hoping for angry Jasper sexin'!

 
Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 12: Don't Want to be Clean

you brought tears to my eyes with those last few paragraphs.

 
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1208]
Summary:

Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook.  Will her best friend, Alice, convince her to accept Edward’s friend request?  Or, will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows Edward to be?

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes Word count: 71379
[Report This] Published: August 26, 2009 Updated: April 23, 2011


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstar
Date: January 24, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Little Earthquakes

Great start! I'm just finding this, but I'm intrigued by the concept. As for your question about the most unlikely person to attempt to friend me on facebook - the girl that made my high school life living hell. She was three years older than me and hated me with a passion from the time I could walk (we went to church together). She tried to get me in trouble with my parents every chance she could. About six months ago I got a friend request from her. Needless to say, I pulled a Bella and hit the 'ignore' button.

 
The Experiment by SC Mom Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 144]
Summary:

*Entry for Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. Contest*  Alice and Bella are best friends.  Jasper is Alice's hot dad, who Bella has been lusting over since high school.  Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice decides it time for a little experiment.  J/B pairing.  AU/AH.  Lemon.

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Jasper
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 43395
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2009 Updated: September 25, 2011


Reviewer: dangerkitty Signed starstarstarstar
Date: January 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Love it! I was so excited when I saw there was an update! I'm really liking Jasper as the older man. Older, wiser, more experienced. I'm sure he can teach Bella a thing or two.

 




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