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Penname: biddyswife [Contact]
Real name: Clare
Status: Member
Member Since: November 24, 2009
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Mature (43) twilight fan, desperately in love with Edward/Rob xx


I have a story I'm writing under another penname cullenscougar, called Lifts and Thongs. Please read and let me know what you think.


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Reluctant Hearts by lattecoug Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 478]
Summary:

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Fiercely independent, journalist Katherine Sterling had no need for men beyond what they could give her for a night.  But when fate interferes in the form of an assignment with actor Robert Pattinson, will she learn that, sometimes, fate knows best?  Follow these two love-weary hearts as they stumble towards a path that neither could have predicted.

 


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 182798
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2012 Updated: May 23, 2014


Summary:

 

Robert Pattinson is twenty five years old and a solid A-list international star. He is on the last leg of a European promotional tour for his latest film, when he meets a sexy much older woman who has been hired to serve as his language interpreter. What will develop during their travels throughout Spain, Italy, England, France and America? Will this older woman teach Rob about love and lust or will he have something to teach her? Lots of ripe, juicy, delicious lemons and possibly other fruit, I promise.

 

Finalist for best RPF in the 2010 Faithful Shipper Awards

Winner for Best Comedy—Reality Rebellion Awards 2010

Winner for Best First Kiss—Reality Rebellion Awards 2010

2nd Place for Best Original Character—Marisa, Most Original Plot, Best One Liner—“Your scent is still all over my fingers. It’s driving me to distraction.”

 

Finalist for best RPF in the 2011 Faithful Shipper Awards

 

Thanks so much to all those who voted for OTI!

 

Banner created by the wonderfully talented DreamySims1

 


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 44 Completed: Yes Word count: 294618
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2009 Updated: March 25, 2014


Summary:

This is the Companion story for Need To Escape, told in Robert's point of view.

This story will make better sense if you read at least the first ten chapters of Need To Escape before starting this one.

The chapters of On the Threshold will parallel NTE. 

What was Rob thinking? Now we'll know.


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Completed: No Word count: 416857
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2010 Updated: March 25, 2014


Summary:


This story will be removed September 15, 2013, so if you want a copy, please get one soon!

There is danger in pursuing what your heart desires. A seductive and mysterious stranger leads Bella into a path of unsettling self-discovery. How much can she sacrifice to find out what she wants, what she needs? AH Darkward BxE Sexual Themes

 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 84250
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2011 Updated: June 18, 2013


Need to Escape by lostluggage Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5731]
Summary:

 

 

When Robert Pattinson needs to escape the crazy life of stardom- he finds an unlikely ally to see him to safety- a quiet bookshop owner who is secretly infatuated with Twilight, and a certain young British actor.


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 97 Completed: Yes Word count: 829399
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2009 Updated: September 07, 2012


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“Beautiful day, cute guy, hot coffee…”   What more could a girl ask for?  When PR professional Anna Carr’s chance encounter with actor Robert Pattinson during the filming of Breaking Dawn takes a startling turn, she can’t imagine how drastically her orderly life is about to change.  Will she be able to reconcile her past hurts with a possible future joy?  Will they both be able to adjust to a new life under his unrelenting spotlight?

Thanks to Mkystitch for the awesome banner!

The Twilight Awards Under the Radar Featured Fic 

 

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Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 50 Completed: Yes Word count: 396619
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2010 Updated: December 26, 2011


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College student Bella decides to branch out and take an art class for fun.  Edward is looking for a model for his BFA exhibit.  What happens when they get a good look at each other?  All human, canon pairings.  Yum Yum!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: No Word count: 42532
Comments: love it, building the tension nicely, giving us an idea of how creepy James can be and how Edward seems nice so far..... great stuff, hugs Clare x

[Report This] Published: April 16, 2010 Updated: November 06, 2011


Loner by Nilla Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9906]
Summary:

Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?

WARNING: This story will deal with the aftermath of child abuse and rape. If that bothers you too much, I strongly recommend that you don’t read.

 

 

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Thanks to steffyxxface for the lovely banner!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 115 Completed: Yes Word count: 365612
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2009 Updated: July 06, 2011


Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 89]
Summary:

Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.

 

Rated NC-17 for future content.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 42843
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2009 Updated: May 17, 2011


Summary:

Two strangers, two computers.... one night.

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night to relieve some tension, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC. Rated NC-17 for a reason.

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 132766
[Report This] Published: August 24, 2009 Updated: May 08, 2011


Smutiversity by Smutsisters Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 102]
Summary:

What's a girl to do when she writes fanfic where the smut isn't so much sizzling hot, as embarassingly warm? She goes to Smutiversity. SwedenSara enrolls on a course “Sex in fiction: how to write, and what to avoid” and gets much more education than she bargained for, two new friends, and a red-hot teacher who bears a striking resemblance to a young, British actor, known for his portrayal of a brooding vampire...

Enjoy Smutiversity!

In the beginning we were three, and now our big sis has retired - she's doing God-stuff - but we still love her!

This is a collaboration between SwedenSara and Netracullen. We are the Smut Sisters!

Check out the Twilighted thread FangMom created for our little smut baby: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=11347


Categories: Crackfic Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 50164
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2010 Updated: April 01, 2011


Help Wanted by jaxon 22 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3038]
Summary:

Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant Hollywood film star Edward Cullen.

Can Bella keep her feelings for her boss in check so she can do her job?

A/H, OOC, luscious and graphic lemons and bad language.

A million and one thank yous to Rachel1313 for the spectacular banner! You are my hero, bb!!


Categories: AU-Human Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 52 Completed: No Word count: 473901
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2009 Updated: March 28, 2011


Summary:

 

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Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that?

Warning: Some dark scenes and subject matter at times, will try to post warnings on each necessary chapter.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes Word count: 172047
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2010 Updated: March 16, 2011


Summary:

Dr. Alexandria Scott-Wyatt is a therapist for celebrities and government officials. She’s the top in her field and in high demand. She thought she was teaching him to be comfortable with his fame and the mass hysteria that followed him everywhere, but Robert Pattinson has other plans for the good doctor. What happens when the one you’re trying to save is the one that saves you?

   

                                                                

                                            

                                                   Banner by: JMCullen (Thanks, girly!)

 

 

"What will it take for you to be comfortable in your own skin?"


Categories: Other Characters: Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Kristen Stewart, Peter Facinelli, Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 24632
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2009 Updated: October 05, 2010


A Betting Man by mybluesky Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2594]
Summary:

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Just two weeks before her best friend's wedding Bella gets dumped by boyfriend James when she refuses to give him what he wants. The next night she discovers he's made a bet with gorgeous pal Edward Cullen that he can't bed her. She brilliantly decides to string Edward along for a few weeks...and subsequently land herself a hot date for the wedding. Things soon get very interesting...

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: Always Human
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes Word count: 166948
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2009 Updated: September 13, 2010


Summary:

Life in a maternity unit is full of ups and downs!  

Bella Swan, an experienced midwife at Forks Hospital meets the new obstetrician, Edward Cullen and the attraction is instant.

As their hands touched, she gasped softly as she felt the shock of electricity that seemed to pass through their skin.  Dropping his hand abruptly, her brown eyes wide in surprise, Bella stepped back.  Without volition, Bella felt her face flame with another cursed blush.  Damn, she was 26 years old.  When was she going to stop blushing like a schoolgirl? 

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Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: SMUT - Best of the Best - Edward and Bella
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes Word count: 226754
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2009 Updated: September 12, 2010


Summary:

This was the outtake chapter of Last Tango in Forks that was auctioned off for the Fandom Gives Back. This was originally supposed to be just an outtake, but it ended up falling in line with the actual story line. If you have read the rest of it, this would actually occur after Chapter 13.

In this outtake, Edward takes his mystery woman out to a secluded meadow for a romantic picnic with hopes of more, but a heated argument sparks passionate revelations from the both of them.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5936
Comments: Holy shit, that was hot. Angry Edward and Wet Edward in one chapter. Yum. I'll make out with him any day. Phew, that was excellent.  He definitely loves her, and she loves him. They just need to realise that. hugs Clare x

[Report This] Published: August 22, 2010 Updated: August 23, 2010


Loss of Control by KrisB Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1310]
Summary:

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Tina DeLuca prides herself on always being in control.  She’s irreverent, intelligent, and quick to say what she thinks.  In her professional life, she specializes in making people better at their jobs.  In her personal life, she’s always got a way to do something better, faster, more efficiently. She has everything she’s supposed to have: a husband who supports her career, a child who loves her unconditionally, and a ride on the fast-track at her company.  Until one day, it all falls apart.  While sorting it all out, she meets someone who challenges her need to always be in control, and who himself has virtually no control over most of his life.  Her friendship with Rob Pattinson grows into something deeper in spite of all her best efforts to stop it.  Will he be able to show her that the only way she can really be happy is to finally let it all go?

Thanks to twanza for the awesome banner!


Categories: Other Characters: Robert Pattinson
Challenges:
Series: The Control Series - LOC, TC, and Outtakes
Chapters: 60 Completed: Yes Word count: 333933
[Report This] Published: November 16, 2009 Updated: August 15, 2010


Caravaggio by meimei42 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 886]
Summary:

Bella's parents have comissioned a painting to be done of her by one Edward Cullen. Edward, though, is too suave for his own good and its not long before he's trying to talk Bella right out of her own clothes.

 

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“You did really well,” Edward said, beginning to pack up his things.

I blushed. "Thank you."

“You ever thought about posing nude?”

My head went up in shock and I half expected to see one of those gotcha smiles plastered on his face. There wasn’t though. No, instead he looked deadly serious, like he was already taking my clothes off with his eyes. I felt the sudden need to cover up.

 

TLKF

 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Charlie, Edward, Renee
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Completed: No Word count: 117988
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2009 Updated: August 06, 2010


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Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 25513
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2010 Updated: May 26, 2010


Summary:

 

    A thirty-six year old woman, after suffering the tragic loss of her husband months before, takes a much needed vacation to the isle of St. Bart’s.   There she meets a young twenty-two year old budding actor who teaches her To Love Again.

This is a very cheezy story, because I like cheez! Oh, and romance, too.

 


Categories: Other Characters: Emmett
Challenges:
Series: Emmett Stories
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 12442
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2010 Updated: May 09, 2010


The List by Laura Cullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13657]
Summary:

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

Story contains mature themes and is not intended for younger readers.

Thanks to Mandi, aka m81170, for the great banner!


Categories: Post-Eclipse Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 187877
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2010


Summary:

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Bella is successful, strong and independent; she has everything she wants in life.  Well, almost everything.  A chance meeting one night with a mysterious Edward, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted.  Rated NC-17 for language and lemons. 


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Bella, Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: No Word count: 95764
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2009 Updated: February 19, 2010


Summary:

Edward's homeroom angel has been fueling his spank bank for years.  What happens when he finds out he's got to share her with the rest of the world?


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Edward
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 16706
[Report This] Published: January 13, 2010 Updated: February 10, 2010


Summary:

THANK YOU TO OMGalarm for the amazing banner!!!

Thank you soooooooooooo much to *Beautiful Liar* for the banner!

 

He walked into her life with such a force...she was blown away by everything about him....the chemistry was undeniable..the only problem is, he's her boss.


Categories: AU-Human Characters: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Jessica, Mike, Rosalie
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2475
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2010 Updated: February 10, 2010






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